Emojis ???


Fucking little symbols tacked on the end of posts. I’d have thought that the English language contained enough words to get your point across, without having to revert to fucking hieroglyphics.

Besides, I can hardly make out what the fuck they’re meant to be half the time.

? ?

Are there ones for ‘Tally-Ho’ and ‘Fuck Off’? ??

I might use them occasionally.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

66 thoughts on “Emojis ???

  1. Emojis are for teenage girls and those who failed their English O-level/GCSE..๐Ÿคฐ

    and for bored Admin who are sticking them in all posts ๐Ÿต

    • Well im both! You and Fiddler ๐ŸŽป
      Are just gonna have to suck it up! โ˜
      Theyre just great!๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

      • Stop with International emojis bud, itโ€™s making me ๐Ÿคฌ Be proud of your Country ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ

      • Ccc no one prouder to be English than me!
        But on the st George’s cross emoji doesnt show up well on white background so looks like a crucifixion scene.
        Besides, I do what the fuck i like.๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

    • โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€โš–๏ธ
      love ewe moderator

  2. And they’re usually so small you can’t see what they’re supposed to be anyway.๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

    • Is that what your Mrs says Mog??! Sorry, cheap shot – couldn’t resist; have an emoji to make up for it ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ

      • I was fixed at an early age. No nuts means nothing to be kicked in.๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

  3. A new form of communication for children and illiterate fuckers who didn’t pay attention in their English lessons like wot I did. Here’s an emoji for London ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ•Œ๐Ÿ—ก

  4. I’ve never worked out how to use the fuckers,๐Ÿ”ž but at my age I find it difficult to master even the most basic of computer functions. It’s awful when something doesn’t workโ™ฟ๏ธ. Haven’t a clue and have to get my ten yo granddaughter to sort it๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ. ‘Honestly Grandad!’.๐Ÿฆ–

    • As long as youโ€™ve still got all your bodily functions Ron!
      I have to check mine at the start of each day.

      • I have indeed Bertie old son. Mind you, at my age it’s a bit of a strain going for a piss sometimes!

  5. If it’s not here it’s not here for a reason, just like chess, check the rules and think of your next move, There is shit that goes on here that I personal don’t like but I bite my tongue and take it. Remember you cant cunt a cunter, 4 were culled off yesterday.
    merry Christmas

    • Whos the 4 dead uns admin?
      Ohh i like this!
      ISAC murder most foul!..๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
      Whos next to die!

      • Admin, mitigating circumstances, please. The cunter asked a question (what could be used as a Tally-Ho emoji) and I magnanimously provided him with a couple of suggestions.


        You said a bit more than that, but the input of both of you is greatly appreciated by cunters near and far, just stick to the rules (there are not many)

      • It’s like fucking Cluedo MNC!! I reckon it was Ruff Tuff Creampuff in the conservatory with a lead pipe โ˜ป๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ‘ณโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง•

      • Oh i do like murder in the dark Cuntan!
        Am i next?
        Maybe Techno?
        The corpses will be hip deep by Christmas!!!

        No just had an old pain in the arse return who seems to have made multiple accounts, all linked to a mobile mast in somewhere.

      • A double agent then admin?
        A agent of the left i bet!
        None of us are safe till hes brought to heel!
        Bet his real names Ivan or vlad,
        Think you can track an nullify him within 24hrs admin?
        Clocks ticking……

      • Admin’s going to go all Jack Bauer on his ass!! Tie him to a chair with a ball gag in his mouth and shoot him full of cheap heroin, slap him (or her – must be inclusive) about a bit

      • Miserable – see if you can book an IsAC party in for a murder weekend at one of the Peaks watering holes. Take care with how you arrange the room sharing though.

      • Afternoon Bertie will do, but it gets busy, ‘peak’ season (titter)
        Most of us will have to share with another cunter though, as so many of us, Fiddler an capt Mag can share a bunk bed,
        No pillow fights!!

      • Fiddler in the smoking room with an empty bottle of Bushmills, “I thought it was a light-fingered swarthy looking chap” is no defence.

      • Fiddler in his stone-built house with a frozen leg of lamby-kinkins.


      • lord benny in the balkans with his trusty T55 complete with 30mm PAM, a Klashnikov, various types of grenade and an MG42 when he was bored.

      • Miserable with a hard on in the scullery.๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ˜€

      • Whys he post on here LL?
        I’ll let him know its ยฃ1 a picture ยฃ5 to touch it!
        He can share a bunk with kravdarth.
        or Jason!
        He was on here the other night LL, swearing and fighting as always.
        Takes no shit does he? Hehee

      • Oh forgot the emojis ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘

      • What’s going on today MNC, I don’t like all these non-cunts popping up?? I thought it was a safe space for us cunts??

      • Yeah not sure whats goin on, few bellends on here tonight?
        Sometimes it livens things up!
        Sometimes its new cunters who havent quite got the hang of it, or just fuckin nutters, admin normally shows em the door.

      • Feeling very patriotic today Miserable? Keep it up, must be a post election bounce and Boris getting shit done.

  6. Fuck me Dick, the number of times you’ve replied to my posts (and others) with a ๐Ÿ™‚ at the end… are we to conclude you didn’t know what you meant by it?

    Mmme…. ๐Ÿค”

    Superb cunting btw! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

      • Never heard of ’em, but like it.

        A Frosty Jack production, I’ll be bound.

        Do you remember General Cรผntster? He was no stranger to cryptic lines of emojis. Seem to remember you once had a little run in with him on that account…. Gรดd bless him, and all those of a Confederate persuasion.

      • I do remember The General. RTC…..I rather liked him but I’m never sure whether Americans “get it”…They seem to be very literal people.

      • Funny you should mention that. I had a run in with the General concerning that very point. He became quite aerated as I recall…

        The General is alive and well we occasionally speak

      • RTC can I refer you to a post in the previous nom by Sixtus. – alias Caught Spedding @ 2.07.
        Does this suggest you are the next target? We need to drain the swamp of these trolls. I think Admin have got the matter in hand.

        on this one we have the green light! I know day admin fucked with a few of your posts, but on this one, well lets not go there, you will have to guess if its him or us! we are going to troll ourselves!

      • Moi the next target Bertie? Heaven forfend! Me and Caught Spedding (if indeed that was he) have always enjoyed the most cordial of relations.

        Appreciate your concern though.

        Be seeing you. ๐Ÿ˜‰

        May as be so but he was a twat and didn’t follow the rules, ditto his multiple reappearance’s he needs you more than you need him, he just has to follow the rules, calling me an arse sycophant docent help his cause

      • Donโ€™t come running to me RTC if it all goes tits up!

        You sound like my husband! there is no crisis unless you make it so, now go and do “Man” things whilst I put this right.

      • @ Admin.
        CS called you an arse sycophant? I know nothing of what he’s been up to on here recently, I merely wished to reassure Bertie Blunt that I was unlikely to become one of CS’s targets as we never exchanged harsh words while he was posting.

      • Reading back over cuntings as I occasionally do I am always impressed with the General. Formidable mind. I wish he was still posting. I’d have an ally.

  7. Whoever designed the clitoris emoji is a fuckinโ€™ genius because I canโ€™t find it anywhere!

    This is the closest Iโ€™ve come to it. ๐Ÿ–•

      • It was the first thing I always looked for. There’s nothing like making a woman squirm with joy when you get to work on it.
        Sometimes not easy to find in some of the ladygardens around in the 70s!

  8. I hope these emojis are suitably diverse & inclusive enough, otherwise I will cry and cry and cry until I’m sick

    Yours truly

    L. Allen

    ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿฝ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ

  9. I have recently been responding to peoples Whatsapp messages in Emojis only, so I look like I’m down with it. However, the truth is I just pick random crap or the Dragon, the Unicorn or Tyrannosaurus (none of which seem to come with Windows) and sometimes a random boat for fun.

    I also send strings of Emojis to people on Whatsapp and ask them to guess the odd one out. However, I only pick the odd one out once they have answered, and clearly not what the responder has picked.

    I may fall into the category of `cunt’ that uses Emojis just to be a cunt.

    ๐Ÿ‰ ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿข ๐Ÿ ๐ŸฆŽ ๐Ÿฆ– ๐Ÿฆ•

    They do

    • Always happy to be corrected … I didn’t look too hard, however, those are shitty renditions, the Whatsapp ones are much clearer.

      Do I win a prize?

  10. There used to be a great wanker GIF, a small yellow face making a wanker hand gesture, whilst rolling the eyes like Kevin Cuntface.

    Can’t find it now.

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