Congratulations to Dioclese who wins Deadpool 150 within hours by picking the veteran British actor and father of Fern Tony Britton who has conked out at the ripe old age of 95.
On to Deadpool 151:
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.
2)You can pick up to 5 names each.It is first come first serve .You can always steal someone else’s names from a previous game like Black and White Cunt frequently does.
3)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
4)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.
My Picks (Shaun):
Eddie Van Halen
Gianluca Vialli
Leon Spinks
Genesis P-Orridge
Bill Turnbull
Chuck Yeager
Joseph Kittinger
Joe Brown (singer)
Joe Brown (climber)
Buzz Aldrin
0
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Syd Little
Tony Green (Bullseye)
Kim Jong Un
1
Alice Cooper
Barbara Windsor
June Brown aka Dot Cotton
Harvey Weinstein
Keith Richards
0
Derren Nesbitt
Tom Courtenay
Engelbert Humperdinck
Eileen Derbyshire (Emily Bishop/Miss Nugent, Coronation St)
William Roache (Ken Barlow).
No I am not a Coronation Street fan, just thought it was time they croaked.
0
Dick Cheney
Terry Waite
Patricia Routledge (Hyacinth Bucket)
Eileen Derbyshire (Emily in Corrie)
Sidney Poitier
0
Swap Eileen Derbyshire for Paul Gascoigne
0
Dick van Dyke
Angela Lansbury
Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
Garry Glitter
Bob Barker
0
Change Dick van Dyke for Robert Duvall
0
Geoffrey Palmer
Frank Windsor
Jet Black
Michael Barratt
Morris Perry
Cheeky cunt – pinched my long term Livvie nom.
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Ben (d over) Bradshaw
Anita Harris
Cliff Richard ( camper than a row of tents)
Good darts Dio
0
‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
Walter Koenig
George Takei
Noam Chomsky
Phil The Greek
0
Jo Brand
Russell Howard
Billy Connolly
Jimmy Car
Jamie Oliver
0
George Lucas
Sheldon Adeleson
Pope Francis
Loretta Lynn
Alex Trebek
Fuck that was quick, nice one Dio
1
Celine Dion
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Shane MacGowan (Pogues)
Masha Hunt
0
I’ve had Tony Briton for yonks…
Mikhail Gorbachev
Ed Asner
Val Kilmer
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Sidney Poitier
0
Pierre Cardin
Stirling Moss
President Moduro of Venezuela
Barbara Windsor
Prunella Scales
0
Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Cleo Laine
David Attenborough (still groaning on from the grave)
Hosni Mubarak
0
Gina Lollobrigida
Sophia Loren
Ursula Andress
Ann-Margret
Angie Dickinson
0
Delia Smith
Roy Hattersley
Glynis Johns
Mario Andretti
Roger Hunt
0
Xmass singer Deadpool ho ho fuckin ho
Shane Mc Gowen
Cliff Richard
Noddy Holder
Shaking Stevens
Roy Wood
3
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Norman Pilcher
Patsy King
0
2 Jags
Richard O’Sullivan
Dennis Waterman
Flabbot
Gordon Ramsey
0
Camilla Parker-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joanaaaah Plastic-Bumley
TON Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
0
Camilla Parker-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joanaaaah Plastic-Bumley
TON Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
0
Alan Delon.
Salman Rushdie.
Jane Seymour.
Claudia Cardinale.
Vince Cable.
0
Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Pierre Cardin
Cleo Lane
0
Madeleine albright
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Josef fritzl
Dennis skinner
Larry king
0
Fuck me the annual seleb cull over xmas has begun.
Imelda Marcos
Vince Hill
Roger Whitaker
Brigite Bardot
Mike Yarwood
0
Al Leong
Chrissie Hynde
John Carpenter
Tom Atkins (actor)
Jeremy Clarkson
Congrats Dio and bollocks to the cunts that nicked my other two regulars…😁😁😁
1
John Sargeant
John Craven
Neil Kinnock
Dave Lewis (boss of ‘slave labour camp’ Tesco)
Andrew Windsor (the ‘half clue’ Prince)
2
Madhur Jaffrey – Indian born actress, food & travel writer
Graham Kerr – Celebrity chef (The Galloping Gourmet)
Mahmoud Abbas – PLO chairman
Irene Papas – Greek actress
Cyril James Anderton – Former Gtr Manchester police chief
1
-Jimmy Sommerville
-Brooklyn Beckham
-David Lammy
-Nicola Sturgeon
-Lisa Nandy
0