Congratulations to Dioclese who wins Deadpool 150 within hours by picking the veteran British actor and father of Fern Tony Britton who has conked out at the ripe old age of 95.
On to Deadpool 151:
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.
2)You can pick up to 5 names each.It is first come first serve .You can always steal someone else’s names from a previous game like Black and White Cunt frequently does.
3)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
4)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.
My Picks (Shaun):
Eddie Van Halen
Gianluca Vialli
Leon Spinks
Genesis P-Orridge
Bill Turnbull
Giovanna Ralli
Rose West
Earl Cameron
Jimmy Carter
Little Richard
Good Shot,Dio.
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Felt you breathing down my neck there,Chas C…..Little Richard remains pinched.
2
Cunt 😊👍😉☺️😊😆😀😁
2
Kirk Douglas
Jimmy Greaves
Murray Walker
Vera Lynn
Olivia De Havilland
1
Raul Castro
Eileen Ash
Beverly Cleary
Anne Buydens
Derek Fowlds.
1
B&W jumps in and nicks my front runners, the fucking arselicker.
Henry Kissinger
Pearl Carr
Norbert Stiles
Peter Sutcliffe
Lord Hezzeslime
1
‘You can always steal someone else’s names from a previous game like Black and White Cunt frequently does.’
😁😁😁
4
Honor Blackman
Bob Dole
Jimmy Tarbuck
Des O Connor
Jackie Stalone
0
Same as last time
Katie price
Sheridan smith
Paul whitehouse
Ozzy Osbourne
Beast of Bolsover
0
Corbyn
Diago maradona
Jo Guest
Hesiltine
Eddie Izard
0
Ricky Hatton
Marianne Faithful
Donald Sutherland
Phil Collins
Leslie Phillips (Ding-dong!)
0
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Well put, Dioc.
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Maradona pilfered from me. Thieving pîkeys everywhere.
I’ll swap the corpulent, cheating, Argie junkie cunt for Roy Hudd instead.
1
Billy Connelly
Sean Connery
Rick Wakeman
Stevie Wonder
Robert Plant
0
Prince Phillipp
Jerry Stiller
Barbara eden
Stifling moss
Betty white
Good shot duo
0
Terry Jones
Jill Gascoigne
Glynis John
Sonny Barger
Dennis Skinner.
0
Skinner already taken.
Swap for Hal Holbrook instead.
0
Double header day again just like the other day. What’s fuckn amazing is the number if these cunts who are still alive and you’d thought carked it a decade ago.
Steve Tyler
Owen Jones
John Major
Victoria Principal
Alex Salmond
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David Attenborough
Alan Alda
Felicity Kendall
Alex Ferguson (cunt)
Ken Clarke (total cunt)
0
Swap Fergie for Harry Rednapp
0
Arthur Scargill
Andy McDonalds
Richard Burgon
SIR Keir Shitstabber
Barmy Gardiner
0
Willie Nelson
Jerry Lee Lewis
Mickey Gilley
Pope Benedict
Nicola Sturgeon
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0
David Berkowitz
Peter Tobin
Charles Salvador Bronson
Levi Belfield
Michael Adeboale
0
Richard Wilson
James Randi
Cloris Leachman
Nichelle Nichols
John Goodman
0
Stanley Baxter
Dickie Davies
Bill Ward
Luke Rhinehart
John Astin
Bang on Dio.
0
fuck me that was quick, good shot!
Brigitte Bardot
June Spencer (Peggy in The Archers)
Patricia Greene (Jill in The Archers)
Max Baer Jr (Jethro bodine in The Beverly Hillbillies)
Frank Williams (Vicar in Dad’s Army)
How long before we have to do it all again thanks to Phil the Greek?
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Neil Diamond
Jerry Lewis (Great balls of fire)
Paul Anka
Barbara Knox
Gene Pitney
0
Gene Pitney kicked the bucket years ago.
0
Have I won then?
4
Swap Gene Pitney for Thelma Barlow
0
Olivia Newton John.
Dick Van Dyke.
Honor Blackman.
Ed Asner.
Clio Laine.
0
Swap Honor Blackman with Prunella Scales.
0
Jimmy Carter
Elton John
Barbara Windsor
June Brown
Hillary Clinton
0
Cicely Tyson
Hector Elizondo
Phil Donahue
Abbe Lane
Christopher Plummer
0
Bill Odie
Tim Brooke Taylor
Grahame Garden
Lord David Owen
Shirley Williams
0
Jesse Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson
0
Bill Wyman.
William Shatner.
Billy Idol.
Lady C.
Norman Lloyd.
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Bert Newton
Paul Hogan
Kamal
James Hong
Donald Rumsfeld
0
Tom baker
Prince Phillip
Leslie phillips
Michael barrymore
Eddie little
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John Woodvine
Marge Champion
Zizi Jeanmaire
Jane Powel
Rhonda Fleming ( my W fodder circa ’56)
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Chuck Schumer
Nancy Pelosi
Robert Di Nero
Jane Fonda
Jerry Nadler
Cunts, one and all.
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