The Steph Show

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I would like to nominate The Steph Show.

This, according to channel 4, ‘will be a mix of entertainment, lifestyle and light current affairs as Steph meets a variety of guests from the worlds of showbiz, politics and beyond. Steph will be joined by a different, well-known co-host each week for a lively look at the topics of the day, as well as consumer affairs, fun features and lots of interaction with the viewers – all filmed in front of a live audience.’
Translation : a programme all about wimminz issues and digs at Boris, Brexit and Trump.

In a way I suppose, this is a pre-cunting, since it hasn’t even been shown on tv yet, but given that it will be on channel 4 and will be presented by the arrogant loudmouthed, shovel-faced Steph McGovern (who is having a baby with her girlfriend, in case you didn’t already know), it is almost certainly going to be an absolute pile of wank.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

82 thoughts on “The Steph Show”

  1. Guaranteed. Gobby faux-northern cunt who will join the ever-increasing ranks of the wimminz at the Al-Beeb whose entire act comprises of loudly pronouncing their lesbianism at every opportunity. And a fucking jaw like Desperate Dan as well.

      • Skank Lezzer, Turkey Baster impregnation, shacked up with a Circus Midget lezzer, talks a load of shite, and with the talent of a pool of Friday night puke. Cunt !

      • Desperate Dan was something of a connoisseur of cow pie. Don’t think he’d want to close to this cow’s pie though.

        Reminds me. Must watch clockwork orange.

        Excellent cunting. Wild stab in the dark here, but something tells me it won’t be the last.

      • Good spot!! BBC Breakfast must be a real horrorshow film if they’re so keen on viddying it

      • I thought Mira Hinley had died in prison, when was she released and how did 2 uhumm women make a baby from 2 eggs chaps?

      • a better chat show would be ‘Desperate Dan Eats Celebrities’ -way to go man!!!! Great cunting

    • Definite lezza Earl. I get the feeling she has only decided this lately though to gain the all-areas-pass card at the Beeb; look up some early photos of her on BBC Breakfast, it was all short skirts, tits hanging out – really rather fuckable; and gradually that started to become horrid boiler-suit looking les-type attire once her feet were under the table. A right gobby cunt on Twatter as well.

      • Do you know I had absolutely no idea she was a ‘super dry’
        When I first saw her on the BBC I thought wow! how did she pass the interview with yes that somewhat contrived northren accent. I was stunned that those Pooffey producers would have let her in front of camera’s in the first place. Cowpie or Creampie this is the ?

      • Do you know I had absolutely no idea she was a ‘super dry’
        When I first saw her on the BBC I thought wow! how did she pass the interview with yes that somewhat contrived northren accent. I was stunned that those Pooffey producers would have let her in front of camera’s in the first place. Cow pie or Cream pie this is the ?

  3. She looks like she’s been abusing steroids.
    Another snowflake shower of shite.
    Why didn’t BBCistan snap this treat up?
    Too much soy.
    Get fucked.

  4. She ticks all (well, most) of the boxes:

    Regional accent.
    Lezza.

    She might take a lesson from Adrian Chiles (who?) before taking this leap from business presenter to main stream host.

    I can’t stand the type of Northerner who won’t lose the accent when they leave their Salford slum. The new Speaker is one of those too.

    Oh, and this is the outcome of the BBC revealing salaries. It is bleeding talent (advisory) to the commercial channels who pay more.

    • It seems you have to be q ueer these days to work on TV. Good job those rules didn’t apply years ago – imagine Moira Anderson as a Fyfe-Robertson lookalike – complete with beard and tama’shanter and Arthur Mullard done up as Emily Thornberry.

      Fuxk it, just realised that nobody under 60 will know who I am talking about. I’m an OLD cunt. 🙁

      • And you’re right. Thornpiggy does look like Arthur Mullard in drag. Most of the Labour front bench is a sitcom with the humour taken out. They have Steptoe, Thornpiggy/ Mullard, Benn/ Charles Hawtry, Flabott/Oliver Hardy, Starmer/Stan Laurel, etc.

      • Moira only has to speak one word and I’m erect. Though I’m over 60 also, it’s not too rare.

      • I remember a brilliant clip of Fyfe R interviewing some Highlander or Islander. Totally fucking incomprehensible, needed subtitles. FR managed to cut him short.

  5. What the hell is that thing. Isn’t it enough that I wake up with a world-weary hangover, yet I have to be confronted with an image of an is she or isn’t she a she virago. I don’t think I’ll bother going to work today, I’ll just imbibe until sweet death delivers me from this planet of the japes.

    • If you woke up and saw that beauty staring at you from the box you’d never be late for work again, out of the house like shit off a stick

  6. Typical Channel 4/ Al-Beeb/ Sky ( insert broadcaster of choice) garbage.

    I despair of modern TV. Everything has to be woke, Libtard virtue- signalling, lezzo, save the planet, anti- Brexit/ Farage/ Boris shite catering for the 0.5 % metropolitan elite and ignoring 95.5 % of the population.

    I never thought I would say it but I miss the Generation Game, Bernard Manning and Terry and June.

    Steph McGovern represents everything wrong with modern British TV. Shouty, obnoxious Lezza, Libtard cunt, she needs to fall under a bus immediately.

    Cunt.

  7. To continue my rant, if I may, back in the day comedians such as Bernard Manning and Jim Davidson were admittedly pretty close to what was acceptable in comedy, but they still found a niche in British TV and people took them with a pinch of salt. Today, they would be ostracised, un- personed, prosecuted by Knacker of the Yard and cast into the Neutral Zone never to be heard of again. Their very existence would be wiped from the public record. Even the great Dave Allen, one of the most intelligent comedians of his generation, could not make a living today in the face of the sour puss Libtards that control all public space. Instead we have to listen to third rate gob- shites like McGovern whose only talent is for spouting woke nonsense.

    What has this country become?

      • With my prognoses I will indeed have a leg end in the future, However I will never suffer from odd socks again unlike you poor bastards 🙂

    • Yes feel very sorry for all those young hot red-blooded geezers up north wanting to start a family if all the wimmin look like poor Steff with faces that look like a slate layers nail bag

  8. Looking at it again I don’t think that is a picture of Miss McGovern. It looks like Alistair Campbell in drag.

  9. How disappointing for the men of Middlesbrough that the best-looking woman to ever be born there turns out to be a Lezza. Believe me,she’s a Perfect 10 compared to what you normally see on the streets of ‘boro. I put it down to the old chemical works having some kind of Chernobyl effect on the natives.

  10. Channel4 exists to channel money into a few select producers,directors and presenters pockets. They produce cheap crap aimed at a demographic that doesn’t watch telly. It’s a massive con. They are all Groucho club cunts. But we’re the cunt for paying for it.

  11. Almost every time I have the misfortune of seeing this cunt on TV she mentions how men have propositioned her over the years and not taken her seriously as a professional broadcaster.

    Really ? I would have thought she was pretty safe from sexual harassment.

  12. Faux working class persona… horrible exaggerated accent.

    Does it self-identify as gender-neutral?

    If Myra Hindley transgendered that’s what he/she/it would look like.

    • Yes that’s it by jove! I knew someone would ferret out the correct likeness!
      Well played sir.
      Yes fucking Myra with better make up.
      Bastards.

    • It does look like a post-Halloween drag take-off of Rachel Madcow. Not that Madcow needs ‘taking off’ – except for off the fucking air and into a gulag.

  14. Don’t care what she looks like or about her accent. What I don’t get is she has no discernible talent or knowledge to justify her own show.

    She’ll do well.

  16. I didn’t know this monotonous woman was a dyke.
    looking at it though, I could have guessed.

  19. According to her Twitter page she’s also related to Ant McDrunkcunt.

  21. I cringe every time this bint opens her mouth. Awful guttural, northern bitch. How the fuck does this stomach churning accent get to host a chat show? As many of my co commenters have pointed out, ticks all the virtue signalling boxes. Shame she’s white though and has all her limbs else she’s be (even more) minted. I miss the days of the old BBC with ‘Mr Chumley-Warner’ and the clipped tones of his fellow presenters. Nowadays we have people like this cvnt or some chav lowlife that can barely speak. Like listening to a pneumatic drill. Except the drill is less irritating.

  22. I think she is Claire Balding’s lovechild, sired by Wallace of Wallace and Gromit fame.

  23. Has anyone ever witnessed this professional northerner,Steph being in the same room as ex England prop Fran Cotton?
    No, thought not.

    • That was well worth watching Lord Benny. I fear that when Andrew Neil goes, we’ll have nobody to bring these bastards to account.

      • Morning Blunty, middle-aged, educated white men are slowly being phased out by al-Beeb and replaced by either subservient cucks or the likes of Brucie, Derbyshire, and Naga Munch-a-butty. It comes to something when Piers fucking Morgan is about the only presenter who calls out snowflake culture and lying MP’s.

      • Morning LL. You sum it up perfectly. It’s a slow and insidious process. Up until the 80’s you could at least expect some kickback from more right leaning politicians.
        Today there is just an air of inevitability about it all from all quarters.

    • Fuck me you can hear the cogs turning in her slow little noggin. Would anyone here, if they were as singularly shit at their jobs as the flabbott, not have been sacked with a kick up the fucking arse after a week?

  26. I despair at the tv programs nowadays
    Cooking programs on every channel
    Ant and Dec on everything inc adverts
    X Factor rubbish Ant and Dec yet again
    Graham Norton and his pile of shite
    My advice with Steph McGovern and Her new show is button it.

  27. Morning all! 🙂
    I’m not sure whom Steph McGovern is.
    She looks like that one whom was on watchdog about hotpoint
    tumble dryers catching fire or BBC breakfast . if it is the one I’m thinking of she sounds like someone off Byker Grove.
    I remember the episode where the car crasher fella got paintball paint in his eyes and went blind.

    • P.s I thought being gay or lesbian would reduce population. You can’t make a baby if you both have the same parts are each other. A penis each or a vagina each. If you want a child, why not adopt or foster one that is already alive. That would be better for all.
      Selfish cans of can’t.

  30. Sounds like the sort of shit on TV ive seen snippets of but never watch, such as The One Show, Last Leg and The Daily Mash.

    Who bothers with braindead shite on TV when there are hundreds of old documentaries and long form discussions on youtube..

    Old people, give up the licence fee. Even Attenborough’s lying about baby whales being poisoned by plastic..

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