The Nobel Prize Committee

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The Nobel Prize Committee

How remiss of the Committee not to award the Peace Prize to Greta Thunberg. What a golden opportunity missed to really focus our minds on the Climate Emergency.
In fact there should be a prize for those who have gone to exceptional lengths to raise awareness like dear little Greta. ‘The Nobel Prize For Raising Environmental Awareness’ the prize could be called. Of course the first recipient should be Greta. But I would have a subsidiary prizes (the subject being of such magnitude and importance) and one of the recipients in my opinion should be Prince Charles. Yes Prince Charles for all the decades he has devoted to this issue-when he was a lone voice amongst public figures.
What a team they make Greta and Charley boy come to think. See while Greta takes on the politicians making them feel shameful (all to the good), Prince Charles in his practical way goes after business people as he did recently; arguing with, encouraging them to devote their energies not only to creating more green technology but to investing in actually cleaning up the planet. Yes cleaning up all the filth and gunge and mess this Capitalist System has produced these past centuries.
The earth you know cunters is our home. You wouldn’t have your house full of junk, stinking of chemicals now would you? Yes let’s do it then! Let’s change our whole focus! Let’s give the earth a spring clean! It sorely needs it.
You know cunters the climate is secondary to me. What I see in Greta and Charles is the beginning of the destruction of Capitalism. I’m not kidding. Someone once wrote on here that things will only change when the rich start to be affected. And here in these two towering figures we have a sort of two- pronged approach that could achieve it. Greta and Charles, one to get the politicians to change, the other to get big business to change. What a team, what a double act.
Marx and Lenin tried to destroy Capitism in the last century. They failed. But Environmentalism will do it. Then humanity can finally get back to a normal, proprtional way of living.
It has been a huge failure of the Nobel Committee to miss this epoch- changing moment.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

What a cheery child.

 

88 thoughts on “The Nobel Prize Committee”

  1. Why does she always look so sodding miserable? Like someone’s just told her “no, you can’t have a fucking ice cream”. Although I doubt anyone’s ever said no to her in her life….

    • This little ray of sunshine must bring so much joy to her parents!
      Whistling and smiling, happily humming around the house,
      Bet they find it hard to concentrate as theyre counting the money made!
      Dunno about prince Charles but sure prince Andrew would be happy to take ‘smiler’ under his wing!!
      Nice nom Miles👍

    • Erm, actually, Gretels parents invented the whole story to get the grouchy negative little naysayer teen out of the fucking house. So far it’s been three months and so well played to them!

  2. They should give here a green blue peter badge and tell her to fuck off back to socialist republik of Scamdanavia.

  3. If Greta was one on my spawn she would have had a fucking smack bottom and sent to live under the stairs.
    Capitalism is indestructible because it is the default way humans deal with each other without killing each other over something to fucking eat.

  4. Nobel prize, another load of bollocks from Sweden and Norway, who gives a flying fuck anyway
    Cunts, fuck them and fuck St Greta

  5. Wow. That should get some interesting opinions. Let me stir the pot myself…

    I would most definitely go to bed with Greta.

  6. I take pride in the fact that she personally complained about one of my comments on Twatter, slagging off the gayest video I have ever seen; admin, dont know if we’re allowed to post links but if not look for “parents for future uk”. Oh my God it’s hilarious, got the silly cow from Coronation street who played the tranny in pretending to be mother earth…. 🙂

  7. Thunderbirds already has obvious and well documented mental health problems and there is plenty more to come. Nearly all child stars end up forgotten and fucked up in one way or another.
    I can see little Greta in the red light district of Stockholm, off her head on smack and banging sailors nineteen to the dozen.

    • My thoughts exactly, she will end up doing a Drew Barrymore and sucking off directors for smack, or an Amy Winehouse getting rammed by all and sundry with a glazed heroin-addled expression on her mongy face

  8. I wish they would introduce a “Nobel Irritating and Entitled Cunt Prize” – she would win that hands down

  10. So saint greta gets a Nobel prize award for moaning and sulking like the child she is ? What a load of bollocks chaps.

  11. “You’ve stolen my childhood”. Fuck off ain’t bothered. Obama got the peace prize for being elected, even he was surprised.

  13. The link below shows the Thundercunt phenomena from a different perspective:

    https://quillette.com/2019/04/23/self-harm-versus-the-greater-good-greta-thunberg-and-child-activism/

    “Greta only allows herself certain foods. Her mother has to prepare the same food every day for Greta to bring to school and keep in the school refrigerator: pancakes filled with rice. Greta will eat them only if there is no sticker with her name on the container: stickers, paper and newspapers trigger Greta’s OCD against eating. Greta does not skip classes from just any school, but one for children with special needs. Many other Swedish families fight hard to get their children into such schools, because places are rare.
    “Greta is not alone in her mental suffering, according to the book. Her sister Beata, who was 12 when the book was written, lives with ADHD, Asperger’s syndrome, and OCD. She is prone to sudden outbursts of anger, during which she screams obscenities at her mother. What would normally be a 10-minute walk to dance class takes almost an hour because Beata insists on walking with her left foot in front, refuses to step on certain parts of the sidewalk, and demands that her mother walk the same way. She also insists that her mother wait outside during class—she isn’t allowed to move, even to go to the bathroom. The child still ends up weeping in her mother’s arms.”

    Oo-ee-oo…..

  14. All nominations are excellent. This is another one that, to me, is another thought provoking one.
    It’s made me think will there ever be peace?
    In my mind, opinions sometimes cause disagreements, then disagreements sometimes arguments, arguments sometimes cause violence.
    It gets worse and worse until someone starts a war. Death and destruction etc etc etc.
    I’m not sure where I’m going with this. I sort of know what I want to say, but I’m not sure how to word it.

    I do think Greta is doing a good thing raising awareness, though.

    The peace prize is just a prize, a medal but it shows recognition?

    Any thoughts please.

  15. In comparison with his kids Prince Charles seems almost likeable now. He doesn’t fly around the world to visit George Clooney and ask him to help maintain his hedges.

    • He is and always was as top bloke. Great programme about him the other night. ’50 years a Prince’. As an aside I never knew that two Welsh Nationalists accidentally blew up themselves up instead of the Prince at the time of the investiture.
      Great bloke. He has devoted his life to the people of Wales. Winning them over.
      All about traditional crafts, sustainability. He really was a ‘voice crying in the wilderness’ for years and years. But he got on with it. All his estates (which he thoroughly deserves) are run on Environmental lines.
      For myself I really wish there was a revival of the Arts and Crafts movement of the 19c.
      ‘Perspex’ comes to mind. A ‘synthetic’ material. That’s all this horrible Capitalism produces; artificial things. When we need to be handling stone, wood,i iron, the things of the earth.

      • I never know Miles, whether some of your comments are cynical or you sincerely believe them.
        “He has devoted his life to the people of Wales?”
        In what way? Can you find a handful of Welsh people who would subscribe to this notion?

      • Prince Charles is not really British though, is he Miles? His father is a first generation Greek immigrant.

      • Sincerely believe ever word I say Bertie. As I say from watching that programme I really do believe he has won them over after initial hostility. Spends a of time there.

      • Plastic takes ages to decompose, I think.
        Plastic is useful, though. It has many uses and is an insulator.
        I think it is made from oil.
        Are there other ways of making plastic without using oil from the ground?

  16. Morning Cuntflap.

    If I type ‘Climate Emergency’ into Google the first link that comes up is a very scientifically-detaled one from NASA. They’re up there aren’t they? They can literally see the planet 24/7 and measure how it’s doing. They’ve got the scientific equipment to take all these measurements.
    They landed a man on the moon. You would have thought with that track record they would be a trusted sourse of reputable science.
    But we know even now when NASA makes some scientific statement about the the nature of the cosmos from Hubble it’s like a Papal Bull being issued. It is that trusted.
    But no, not when it comes to climate they’ve got it all wrong or are being paid off.

  17. Why anyone believes this lying mongoloid I’ll never know. I dont even believe she,s Swedish with that physog. She’s got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle. Fuck off thundercunt.

  18. You do realise everyone that thundermong’s PR team seem to scour the internet for any dissent against their saint….. careful somebody doesn’t lift the rock!! If it happens I’m just going to say Miserable Northern Cunt made me say it all 🙁

    • I wouldnt say a bad word against her you fibber!
      Worship the ground she walks on (left foot first)
      And like the way she parts her eyebrows with her tongue.

  21. Thunderbird is just a quasi religious millennial cult figure. Her proposals and those of those other cultists at Extinction Rebellion are obviously unworkable and merely hysterical responses to a problem that cant easily be fixed globally. The West may be able to limit CO2 but without China, Brazil, India etc we are pissing in the wind.
    Even if we adopt pre industrial lifestyles (as if) the effect will be minimal while the rest of the world carries on as before.
    However, common sense has no effect on halfwits led by a spoon faced cretin.

    • Chief, I wonder if China, Brasil and India have their own versions of Greta over there. They probably exist but are being drowned out by louder voices.

      • Most likely driven off in the back of a bus for some ‘special education” never to be seen again

    • That’s a nice potted summary.

      The down under ecoweenies truly believe that Oz should go carbon neutral/destroy our economy as an EXAMPLE for China India etc that they couldn’t fail to follow.

      The breathtaking self-deluded ignorant arrogance of these gormless blind smegmunchers knows no bounds.

  22. I see that Mizz Thunderkecks has managed to hitch a ride back to Europe.

    A reenactment of The Raft of the Medusa may be a possibility.

  23. If it has to take a mouthy young spazzmong to get anything meaningful done about climate change, then bring on the mouthy young spazzmong. I’m pretty certain our culture will destroy what it can of the planet until I pop my clogs, but if Greta wants to get us back to rationality for her generation, then good for her. She seems to have a lot more traction than the uniformly and justifiably pessimistic science.

    Easy to shoot the messenger. And pointless.The message will be delivered, by Nature herself, regardless.

    Nobel Prize? – returning to the topic – much to cunt there, as its remit seems to have shifted to rewarding celebrities who make the ‘right’ noises rather than the actual benefactors of mankind. It’s difficult not to do this in science, because in Nobel’s time, individuals could make discoveries and innovations on their own, but pretty well all the low-hanging fruit* has been picked. Inventions and innovations are only possible with large and expensive teams and kit now, so picking someone to reward is pretty arbitrary and tends to favour the fashion of a year or two ago. Which fashion is of course, the most attractive for research grants and the least in need of recognition.

    Outside science I can’t comment meaningfully, but giving Obama the Peace Prize simply for getting elected was a step too far, as was Bob Dylan for writing stoner lyrics – not, we note for ‘music’, but for ‘literature’.

    Climate science, yes, this needs to be recognised by the Nobel committee. But Thunberg? No. Having collected and analysed some of the data myself as it came ashore/aboard in bags and bottles, I know this is considerably harder work than the Swedish infant can dream of, and it is insulting to senior researchers in the field (I am categorically not one of these, for the avoidance of doubt) to overlook them in the awards process.

    *like dynamite – add nitroglycerine to clay, and bingo, it doesn’t explode when you look at it. You can invent dynamite in your garden shed, but don’t tell the neighbours

  24. Greta has said she was diagnosed with selective mutism which means she only speaks when it’s necessary. I think this is a good thing and should be made compulsory for all women. Pharmaceutical companies ought to develop a vaccine and every female should be inoculated before the age of two.

    • Sadly, the only needle that’s been near a lot of da wimminz is of the gramophone variety…

  25. I would like to say she has a face that only a mother could love, but that’s probably not the case.
    What we have here is the product of skinflint parents.
    “Mummy can I have a new dress like Anika?, No my child there is a global emergency we will get you a nice one from oxfam!”
    “Mummy can I have an Xbox like Jurgan? Tisk my child why would we want to bring toxins into the house? think of the penguins!”

    So years of deprivation of toys and other plastic tat coupled with a very good parental excuse has created a miniature Frankenstein’s monster.

    Though off topic I am sure that in the years to come we will never be exposed to tales of the sexual abuse she suffered as a child, I am not that way inclined but if I was she would be very far down the list.

  26. All the lovely 16 year old Swedish girls and we get sent one whom looks like a 11 boy on hormone pills and a face like a prototype cabbage patch doll. Sweden you Cunts.

    • Using the incredible power of my awesome imagination, I predict that in time, young Grunta will mature into a truly ravishing woman…

      • “If you want to see how she’ll age.” said my father, “look at her mother.” Sage advice, as was, ” Don’t know why you bothered with the daughter, the mother is by far the better fuck”, from a comrade-in arms. I’m conflicted.

      • If anyone managed to turn her into a truly ravishing women they would definitely qualify for a Nobel Prize for science

  27. She should look again at who is stealing her future.
    Under the new laws of her homeland in just a few more years, she will have no say whatsoever, will dress up in a slotted tent, and knock out regular sprogs on demand, and provide an elk curry every night.
    And if that is going to be the case, then plenty of people owe her an apology.
    But #notmetoo

  28. St. Greta (with her face looking uncannily like a smacked arse) in that photo, donning that yellow mac, looks like ‘Georgie’, the unfortunate sprog in Stephen King’s recent ‘IT’ movie, who gets his arm (and the rest of him) devoured by Pennywise.

    No chance of life imitating art I s’pose, is there?

    ‘It’ could start with her head, if only to shut the obnoxious brat up.

  29. When London Transport abolished guards on trains in favour of one man/women/take your pick operators the World went mental. Did anyone listen did they fuck. A voice crying in the wilderness was my old mate, he foresaw all this bollocks which started when LT abolished guards on the underground. I salute his memory as I drown my sorrows, if only, if only.

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