The Legal System

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I would like to Cunt the legal system for yet another huge waste of time and public money by the people that should know better but wont, because they just follow this country’s rise of PC agenda instead of plain old fashioned common sense!

Depending on which source of this story you read the events differ, however in this version, some fourteen months ago, Paul Gascoigne was pissed up on a train and among some banter with fans wanting selfies a woman was allegedly insulted about her looks and weight, so ‘Gazza’ being the good intentioned, drunken idiot he is, went and gave her a kiss on the lips and told her she wasn’t fat and ugly. “You’re beautiful”, he said.

Of course this horrendous crime resulted in Gazza’s arrest and subsequent prosecution. At a jury trial the best part of a week long he was today found not guilty of sexual assault. He still awaits the verdict of a lesser charge of Assault by beating (he has just been found not guilty of that charge too, Oct 17), which is second prize after not guilty of sexual assault in this case it seems! Gazza is a alcoholic stupid cunt make no mistake, so he will no doubt be in the headlines again for similar assholery in the very near future.

Why wasn’t there an option for him to apologise to this lady when he sobered up? That would have been a much more human approach than a show trial and saved the general public’s hard earned tax theft too instead of the thousands and thousands thrown away on this nonsense!

The only silver linings were when Gazza was arrested and being the woke SJW and master of chivalry he is he told the policeman “I know what it’s about, I kissed a fat lass”. Perhaps in his drunken state he thought kissing fat women is actually an offence. He also said “I get kissed all the time. If that’s the case I’ve been sexually harassed for the last 20 years.”

Fuck off!

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55 thoughts on “The Legal System”

  1. Always irritates me when the “victim”(usually a woman) always has the benefit of anonymity when she makes accusations, even when the case has been found in favour of the defendant.

    Gazza is a stupid cunt at times, but he is up front and centre against any allegation some opportunist bint may want to make, knowing full well that their name will probably never be published in the public domain.

    either the defendant in these kinds of cases also has the benefit of anonymity, or if found not guilty then the defendant should be named for being a cunt

    • We must have anonymity for both parties until a verdict is given. The shitty press will always refer to a person who was found not guilty as someone who was once on trial even if the accuser was demolished in court and proven to be a liar.

  2. Gazza can be incredibly stupid at times but he certainly isn’t malicious. He has enough problems to deal with as it is without this silly woman contributing to them.

    • Agreed. I don’t really give a FF re footy or the players, but he’s not nearly such an arse as the majority of them, and certainly not wantonly obnoxious. I actually feel a bit sorry for him, in the least patronising sense possible (although that in itself is prob politically incorrect…).

  3. It always brings my piss to boiling point when the defence say something in mitigation like

    “He was heavily in drink at the time, and can’t remember any of it”.

    So if you can’t remember any of it, then it never happened and that’s alright is it?!!

    H’away I kissed a fat lass like. But I did’na cop a feel of her bristols like man!
    Fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine…

    • The law is not an ass. It’s the stupid cunts who apply it. Who the fuck thought it was in publics interest to bring this case to court. I think it’s the march of the politically brigade. Fucking cunts.

  5. The legal system in Britain was once the envy of the World but has now been riddled for too long with softness. If there is no threat of proper punishment, no criminal will be deterred. Little wonder foreigners become delirious with joy at coming here. The soft approach attracts all the criminal filth who cannot enter America.

  6. I’ve got the police looking for me at moment after someone grassed me up for stealing some air beds and swimming pool inflatables.
    I need to lilo….

  7. The legal system in GB is, and has been for a long time a joke.
    Given out to non-contributors, ie gimmegrants, for free, it costs a small fortune, and therefore not used by the working class British.
    Expect no justice then if you are a working, heterosexual white British person. You exist only to fund the system, not avail yourself of it.

    As for Gazza, he is a drunken cunt. But I used to admire his football.

    • I love Gazza, hes weyhey canny mental like!
      Hes not a malicious bloke, hes good hearted.
      Like the time he tried to intervene with Roaul moat, when he turned up with beer and snacks to talk sense into cop killing loony moaty!
      This fat slug saw the chance to make a few quid an took it at daft Gazzas expense.

      • Reporter: So how do you intend to help solve this situation?

        Gazza: Well av (hic) got some chicken an a can o lager. Aye we’ll see some fishen. Ah know im like.

        Reporter: What would you say if you saw him?

        Gazza: Ahd say, “Oi! Moatty!” Let’s dee some fishin’. Av got (hic) some chicken and a can o lager…

        If they played that in court I think the judge would’ve sighed and said ‘Case dismissed. He’s a mental who should be in a home for mentals.”

  8. I suspect this bucket of lard was enticed by some form of scum bag Ambulance Chasers looking for an easy pay day as the perpetrator of the heinous crime was Gazza.

    What a shame for them then that the jury of right minded individuals saw through this attempt to create yet another victim who shall be compensated.

    It wasn’t that long ago that such a story would have been something to dine out on for the fat fuck…….’you’ll never guess what Gazza kissed me’ ‘fuck off you fat bitch there’s no chance Gazza would kiss a dollop like you’ ‘oh yes he fucking did and he said I was beautiful’ ‘ yeah right pull the other one Jabba’.

    Alas it is no more, fatty goes straight to the law.

    Fuck me that rhymes.

  9. Did jury service once and from that experience I would be quite concerned if I was ever tried by jury, some of them would struggle to wipe their own arses let alone understand the concept of ‘beyond reasonable doubt’. As for malicious prosecutions those making the allegation and their supporting legal team/CPS should have the full force of sentencing available thrown at them The sentence that piece of shit Carl Beech got was pathetic in comparison to the distress cause and money wasted The sentencing tariffs available need to be far greater. As for any respect due to the legal service, that is used up, in the nauseating site of the likes of Hugh Grant and that cunt Beckham availing themselves whenever it suits them

    • Yes, I’ve done Jury service too ES, and agree. Some of them would struggle to tie their own shoelaces. Either worryingly naïve or horribly stupid.

      • case in point my own misspelling of site when it should be sight in my rant, spelling is so much easier with a pen than a keyboard

      • Oddly enough, have never been asked to do JS.
        I suspect that “they” are onto me, and wouldn’t let me anywhere near a courtroom.

      • Me neither,
        That said, any fucker getting anywhere near a crown court these days has to be guilty.
        There’s a multitude of liberal snowflake excuses why wrongdoers should never go to trial, and people earning a living from it.

      • Judged by your peers is the concept. Bugger me, I am not a snob but the thought of being judged by some of the knuckle trailers I witness on a daily basis does not fill me with confidence should I ever find myself in the dock.

  10. The woman in question was asked by someone after it happened if she was ok, she said yes. Another woman on the train, from what I read, told the ‘victim’ to report the incident to plod. This other woman is the reason that Gazza ended up on a charge. A leftie do-gooder no doubt. The victim probably thought she was going to earn out of the case. Seeing as Gazza hasn’t got a pot to piss in, as most of his earnings have gone up the wall, I think the victim should pay the costs for the case. She should count herself lucky that she wasn’t sat to Fred and Rose West on that train.

  12. Just goes to show if you whinge and kick up a stink for long enough, you can get your own way ! Is this site going soft ? 🤣

  13. We can all talk as much as we like about Gazza’s peck on the lips with a fat bird… the fact is it should not got anywhere near a court. The outcome should have been an apology down the local nick at most.
    What the fuck is happening to this country ???

  14. 🎵🎵 ‘And meanwhile at ISAC, there’s a couple of likely lads
    Who swear like how’s your father and they’re very cool for cunts
    They’re cool for cunts (Cool for cunts)’ 🎵🎵

      • oh I see. I did not know that.

        The song ‘up the junction’ is a favourite of mine too.

      • Loads of great Squeeze songs, H – “Tempted”, “Another Nail For My Heart”, “Pulling Mussels From The Shell” etc. But for their keyboard player (Jools Fucking Holland), they were a flawless band

      • Tempted and ‘is that love’ are particular favourites of mine,
        Brilliant band and brilliant songwriters!
        👍👍

  15. Talking of rules and systems, I’ve heard “rugger” fans whingeing all day about the refereeing of some match against somebody else. Stop crying like the poöfters. Keep drowning your sorrows with cheap whiskey. Don’t worry, the faggötry will start again with another “real man’s” tournament soon to watch in the local village pub with all the other fat, useless, unwashed, childless “bachelors.”

  16. I spent eight years as a newspaper reporter in Scotland and England and much of my time was wasted in courts, industrial tribunals, public inquiries, inquests etc. I was appalled at the amount of time and money squandered on hearings and cases that went on and on like “Jarndyce and Jarndyce” in Dickens´s “Our Mutual Friend”.

    The Scottish courts were more to the point. A jury verdict needed a simple majority of the 15 jurors. Under the English system, the jury had to agree 10-2 but even then it was given extra time to bend over backwards and reach a unanimous verdict.

    Certain higher courts require a barrister who, in turn, has to have a solicitor to “brief” him although the solicitor could easily handle the case. Certain barristers become QCs, allowing them to inflate their obscene fees even more.

    Under English law, the accused could have the whole case against him heard so the court could decide whether there even was a case. Then there are the appeals to higher courts or even international courts and panels.

    All this is supposedly to ensure justice but it is a cozy club where the legal mafia, with their wigs and gowns and deliberately obscure language, can make a great living.

    One thing the Americans never ditched when they gained independence was the English legal system which they gleefully exploit to the utmost and is why the US is full of greedy lawyers. The American Bar Association has almost quarter of a million members!

    • Another great invention of Dickens Mr P ‘The Circumlocution Office’ in Little Dorrit. A great part of the book devoted to its inescapable beaurocracy. I remember when reading it how tired my mind became. Dickens making you feel lt trapped in a labyrinthine nightmare.

  17. And in a related legal item, Londonistab has played host to five more stabbings in one night. We await clarification re. the number of IC1s involved.

      • Aye up Cap’n. An incident in dear old Brum, you say? Who’d ever have believed it…
        Fucking typical. Concede two in the last few minutes. Bastard Villa will take years off my life. Still, the missus has promised to ‘make me feel better’ later. It’s not all bad…

      • It could have been different if Grealish had been playing-I really rate him.

    • What a load of fucking shite. In my day unwanted advances were met with a smack in the chops or a knee in the bollocks followed by weeks of piss taking from your mates.
      Now you end up in court and your name on the sex offenders register. Fucking madness. No wonder the Gayness is spreading like a forest fire. Fuck me!

  19. It’s now illegal for Engerland to win any world trophy.
    Just stopped laughing. Wee Jimmy Cranky is dock a hoop

  20. It’s now illegal for Engerland to win any world trophy.
    Just stopped laughing. Wee Jimmy Cranky is peeing her panties.

  21. Reminds me of that scene in Biloxi Blues at the USO dance. A US soldier is dancing with a prim and proper lady and knows he’s not going to get anywhere with when she says “a lady wears gloves so the man’s hand doesn’t touch the bare skin”, US soldier replies “Oh right, next time I’ll come in a tank”.

  22. KFC superuser Dawn lardy are Butler pinches the arse of a man at the Palace of Westminster and thinks it was funny. Not even Geoff Capes could pinch her arse as it is so wide.

    Mammy! Ole Man River

  25. Wasn’t Gazza once picked up by the men in white coats for walking around a hotel naked, with a big parrot on his shoulder? He’s not been right for ages. And that Raoul “Oi! Moatty” Moat incident? Jesus.

    Gazza has a point though about women touching him up all the time. When I was a young office boy in my early 20s, the randy middle aged women used to touch me up regularly at work (knee touching, massaging my shoulders and slapping my arse – one drunken old bird flashed her boobs at me on a Christmas do. I used to wish the younger ones would do it, but I just laughed it off instead of ruining their lives.

    I bet this bitch plastered her ‘ordeal’ all over Faceache as well (“That’s awful Hun”).

    Did nobody tell her that the man is mentally ill and a full on alcoholic?

    Leave him be, he’s probably only got a couple of years left if he’s lucky. He hasn’t eaten anything since 1998.

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