This Canadian, platypus-faced, feminist shitbag is allegedly a comedienne!
No idea who she is? Me neither, that was until last night when I was at a friends and we decided to watch some Netflix comedy specials.
I had never heard of her, but according to ‘Wee Mental Davey’ she has been infecting the UK like Ebola the last 4 years, she seems to be a permanent fixture on all the panel-shows, especially the BBC ones.
My God, her Netflix special was an absolute shit-show of epic proportions, misandry – check, virtue-signalling – check, the list is endless!
After ten minutes I told Wee Davey to turn it off, before I had a seizure.
We then went on to discuss ‘waman comediennes’ and between us we could name plenty, but not one who was actually funny!
Jo Brand, Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders, Joan Rivers, Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman, Sara Pascoe, Rachel Parris, Lily Singh, Ellie Taylor and so on. Not a fucking single laugh from any of them. The only waman we decided had some merit was Victoria Wood, not because she is funny, but because she could play the piano when doing her God awful songs on stage.
Waman comediennes – FUCK OFF – you’re NOT funny
This is how it should be done…
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ehduh
Nominated by sheilas shitty knickers
All I will say is that she has tremendous fruppennies, and I most certainly would!
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I am certain this slag stars with Daffy Duck in the Looney Tunes classic, The Scarlet Pumpernickel…
Knew it…
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Comedienne with the best tits? Rachel Bloom, no contest…
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Raisin Conaty.
She’s ALMOST left me with a fetish for biker jackets, but that might leave me open to accusations of The Gayness…
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Touch of the Jasmie Harmans about this one…
Superb whangers, but a fizzog like a Grand National winner…
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Spot on cunting, women straying into what’s traditionally been men’s territory to prove a point 99% of the time only serves to prove the point that they should of done something else.
Woman comedians are shite.
Women in politics….shite.
Women doing football, boxing, rugby……shite.
Women, don’t do it, stay in your own domain!
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Men are even better than women as “women” in women’s sport.
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Ryan’s about as funny as gout!!
But I’ve never had a female comedian make me laugh, Dawn French? Jennifer Saunders ? Etc etc
So Ryan’s just the fucking norm..
And she’s easier on the eye than jo brand …..
Other things women should avoid……
(Back in the day)
Map reading!!
Once handed a map various girlfriends would spin it like a fucking roulette wheel, never had a single one capable of just reading it…….
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If I’d been in the Dibley church congregation, my contribution as the plate was passed round would’ve been a steaming great turd.
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I”m a bit conflicted on this nomination.
She’s annoying and looks like a character from the film ‘White Chicks’ in a lot of pictures. But in some pictures I’ve seen she looks very nice.
From what I can remember she has a nicely proportioned derriere.
[Waits for someone to say they would stick their tongue in her arsehole]
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Sometimes she does look hal-decent and for those times, and those times only, I would drop a small spludge of magnanimous man-yoghurt upon her visage.
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Chivalry is not dead yet!
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I’d say, “Please” first, Three Strokes.
Manners cost nothing.
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Over to BAWC me thinks 😂😂
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That should be al-Beebs new vetting process for female comediennes, lucky old Jo Brand. Never mind B&WC, you cant win ’em all.
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I would stick my tongue in her arsehole…happy?
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Decided I wouldn’t tounge her ringpiece anymore…too dangerous. Got a serious case of strep throat at the moment, probably caused by rimming out Mrs WCC’s shithole recently. Fucking dirty cunt, a shower wouldn’t go a miss now and then.
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No talent required for wimminz comics these days. Or male ones come to think of it. Just imagine in 30 years and they do a programme looking back on the ‘greats’ of 2019.
All doing ‘hilarious’ jokes about Boris/Trump/Brexit.
Virtue signalling just ain’t funny you cunts.
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My missus has barricaded herself in the kitchen after another argument about how miserable and tight I’ve become since we got married.
She’s in there now ripping all the plates in half….
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You forgot shappi Corsandy the Iranian whore also not fucking funny, but I agree femaile comediens usually about as funny as a stroke….
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I’d give her a cream pie between her legs.
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I’m sure some of these ‘ comedians’ have ‘ panel show participant’ as occupation in their passports.
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more likely BBC employee
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She jostles for position on panel shows with Aisling Bea, my nomination from earlier in the week. It’s like a Merry-Go-Round with these female comediennes:
“Which token female have we booked for next week?”
“That angry, rancorous, truculent one with the hideous face covered with over-compensated make-up.”
“You’re going to have to be more specific.”
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I wouldn’t want to sniff the Merry go Round seats after these nasty femidykes have ridden on them.
Morning Cap’n.
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There would be distinct lack of sandwiches!
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How do you confuse a feminist?
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
Afternoon compatriots.
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Most women just aren’t funny. There is nothing more excruciating than hearing a woman try to tell a joke.
Kick her in the Cunt and tell her to Fuck Off.
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Has somebody photoshopped that or messed with the aspect ratio?
Long horse face and tits that I’m guessing are already around waist level.
I see a fur coat and thank fuck it isn’t a full length pic! What lies below probably as savoury as Sawney Bean’s lair.
I thought I’d stick my dick just about anywhere these days but I am having to seriously re-evaluate my fundamental values.
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Agree 100% with this cunting. All wimminz “comediennes” are undoubtedly unfunny, hateful old cowbags, but none have me reaching for the TV remote quicker than horse-faced whiny-voiced Katherine Ryan slagheap. Every sentence that comes out of her slobbery mouth is about how shite men are and how wonderful wimminz are, not forgetting the mandatory swipes at Trump, Boris, Brexit etc. I also get the impression that her knockers strongly resemble a pair of tights with an orange in each foot. And that her scabby fanny has a certain “Eau De Trawler” about it.
A friend of mine recently underwent surgery, and he found it painful when he laughed for a while after the op. I suggested that he hunts out any Katherine Ryan stand-up shows, along with any of her panel show appearances. He watched non stop for the couple of months recovery, and he remained pain free, as he didn’t laugh once, although he did admit that her equine boat race and shrill nasal yapping caused him more suffering than the op.
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You admit yourself that you decided to watch Leftflix. That automatically renders your disrespect of Joan Rivers null and void.
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I have paid for alot worse than that
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It’ll be be a breakthrough when a modern female comedian decides to base her material around something other than cake and periods.
Of those in the past I thought were amusing;
Joan Rivers, Victoria Wood and Doon MacKichan.
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agree with Joan Rivers but would also add Sally Philips
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Apart from Joan Rivers, I can’t think of any funny women.
One of Joan’s last jokes was some of the cuff remarks in the street, telling a journo that Barack was gay and Michelle was a woman and that everybody knows this. Then quite soon after, she died.
p.s. Katherine Ryan was on The Chase recently and she is as thick as two planks.
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Ffs I meant that Joan said Michelle was a man lol!
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I am not sure this nom stands up to scrutiny as regards female comedians as a thorough appraisal of the photo compels me to think it’s a tranny, definitely got that look
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At one time I fancied her and almost felt sorry for her, then in a moment of clarity I thought, “fuck it, why should I) She’s just another of the gobby leftie cunts so loved by the BBC.What is it about these transatlantic cunts? Why are their mouths so fucking big? Never mind “deep throat” ,this bitch’s gaping (clown-lipsticked) pie-hole could easily envelop not only one’s ball-bag but the attaced bumcheeks as well!
Just shut up you unfunny cunt and learn to keep your arsehole clean.
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The BBC’s policy of having one woman per panel show is doing nobody any favours, least of all the viewers.
I caught the Netflix preview of Ryan’s show, the very first thing she said was “girls are still being brought up to be housewives” or similar.
Not only unfunny but a fucking liar as well.
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All the tv channels want to keep comedians off te street so chuck them all on naff quiz shows and panel games to help their income. What a complete and utter cuntastrophe this is – shoot them all i say
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