Jo Swineson (no, that is NOT a typo)

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JO SWINSON:  Emergency cunting please for this stinking amateur Fascist turd, who it seems, in addition to loathing democracy is also one of those fuckers who approve of cruelty to animals.  https://medium.com/@mirandajoyce995/swinson-condemned-for-cruelty-to-squirrels-242aca857843  Pick on someone your own size you fucking bitch.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

59 thoughts on “Jo Swineson (no, that is NOT a typo)”

  1. And that now puts her clearly in the position of frontrunner for COTY 2019. She’s gotta be after that.

    • I have asked the mods if they will change my vote for Anti Demo Cunt of the year, to Jo “Squirrel Killer” Swinson.

      Make no mistake that link will go fucking viral soon, and I hope Swinson chokes to death, the two faced ugly fucking cunt!

  3. I wish the mainstream media would jump on this, but I suppose most of them will just ignore it, especially the Cuntiad

  5. Its well known that grey squirrels feel no pain and are a regular feature in most chinkies. Wether you ordered it or not. They are also the chief mascot of the eu commission .The Red however are BRITISH, through and through. Im willing to die in a ditch in defence of the red fluffy fuckers.

  7. She’s such a predictable Britain hating leftie cunt I’m having a hard time believing she isn’t a fucking quim hound.

    • Maybe, but isn’t it strange that it would not stretch many people’s credulity to in fact believe that she would be capable of this?

      • Shooting squirrels with a slingshot is not easy as accuracy with a slingshot takes time and practice. I have shot slingshots since early youth and consider myself a reasonable shot. Now as I no longer shoot animals, birds etc I make do with sinking plastic bottles or tins floating in the river or paper targets. Seems a rather esoteric skill for a political cunt to posses. Was she using flat bands and the butterfly style? Does she hunt using lead shot? So many questions who gives a fuck.

  10. Cunt as she is this story looks suspect. Expect Magic Grandpa outed as a puppy strangler next.

  11. This story appears to be based on the twittering of one twitterer. Nothing on youtube. I’d love to believe it but my crap detector is twitching. Are we sure it’s not fake news? I’ll believe it when I see it in her arch-enemy The Mail. Maybe there’s an election going on or summat….

  12. As said above, red squirrels are a protected native british species.
    So undemocratic and cruel?
    If you shoot something then eat it, that guy who shot Jo Cox?
    Waste not want not, get her eaten!
    Those kids labour says are missing out on meals?
    Get some curried cox in yer!!

    • This is why there will never be a Fiddler MP, all the cubbing, fox hunting , banger baiting and game shooting would be too much to cover up.

    • Fraid so, JR. This looks like a 10 out of 10 on the Shiteometer, sadly.
      If it did turn out to be true, Swineson would be a dead duck. Most British people are very long-suffering, but hate wanton cruelty to animals.

  14. I can only say that I was sent that link in all sincerity by an animal charity which I support) – and I don’t mean to sound like Smashy and Nicey (can’t remember which was the one who did the charidee and the one who didn’t want to talk about it mate).

    I passed it to ISAC because I had no reason to disbelieve it, but if I am wrong then I am a red-faced cunt.

    I guess it could be fake, but given the way this cunt is being given a free ride by the media, who knows?. The BBC “fact check” every Boris statement, but not a word on the Trillion pound spending spree of Steptoe, which would bankrupt us within weeks.

  15. I shoot grey squirrels. Invasive Cunts. I’ve also accelerated in the Hilux to run them over.

    I had squirrel at a restaurant one night,looked a bit too much like a skinned rat for my comfort.

      • I try to use the 4 10 on squirrels but have potted the buggers with the 2.2. rifle and even an air-rifle.

      • I’d have happily exhausted my entire arsenal if I’d been out shooting with the delightful Jo Swinson,,,and,for once,the local wildlife would have had nothing to fear.

      • Do you have a barn full of interesting “war memorabilia” Mr F?
        Here in East Anglia farmers are renowned for it.
        Some ex Home Guard Lewis Guns and Mills Bombs perchance?
        A lightly damaged “spares or repair” Stuka?
        Maybe a V-1 that failed to go off and soft-landed in the meadow… 😁
        (Fire it up and point it at Westminster)

      • I haven’t unfortunately, Baron B. I know that there were caches of weapons hidden during the Second World War for use if the Country was invaded. All there is near me is an old pillbox which has defied numerous attempts to destroy it.

        I am however considering how to weapoise a D6 bulldozer…I had a go on one the other day…Fuck Me, imagine the damage one of those things could do if in the hands of a raving
        maniac…no need to imagine,in fact,,you’ll probably be able to read all about it in a month or two if my welding skills are up to the job.

  16. Yeah sadly probably bollocks.
    Off Topic- watching sky news coverage of stinky rebellion activists,
    All young, white, middle class and dumb as a post!
    Ones a nanny from London called Daisy, shes terribly posh for a revolutionary!
    Others some fuckin ginger called Roman!
    Get fucked wavygravy Woodstocks that way….

  17. Personally, it only takes a very small leap of faith to believe she could do this, as she’s already well on her way to killing off Brexit and disembowelling democracy.

  18. Just looked this up on the interweb. It comes from a twatter feed, and allegedly by a Daily Mirror journalist named Wurrance Telephene (I shit you not).

    This story couldn’t be more fake if it was jumping up and down shouting (FAKE NEWS!!!!!!).

    She does deserve a thorough cunting, but not for something that has clearly been made up. Funny story though!

  19. Probably a load of bollocks, but Scotland is the place to go if you want to kill stuff. It’s a proper industry up there, and pretty much all wildlife seems fair game, pun intended. There was an effort to reintroduce eagles to Scotland, but most of them got wiped out again by cunt gamekeeper cunts. They even shoot seals, as they are a pest as far as salmon farming is concerned. What is it with rich cunts and killing stuff?

    • Elvis ate squirrel.
      Elvis presley not elvis Costello i mean.
      In the states its a backwoods thing, supplement the pot.
      Dunno how they cook em though?
      Fried?

  20. The giveaway this is a fair news is it’s about screeching Jo Swinson, she’d never get close enough to anything to shoot it.

    Fucking hell is she loud, loves the sound of her own irritating voice.

    The story is reminiscent of a blackadder episode tho. There are plenty of reasons to cunt Swinson and if they were able the great British red squirrels would be cunting the noisy bovine cunt themselves.

  21. Pissboiler of the day, and fair play, to outdo the cuntitude of the electioneering shitebags, is news of a gay primary school teacher winning nearly 700 grand for unfair dismissal. Said fudgepacker, 42, had a threesome with two 17 year old boys he met on Grindr. Apparently, the school didn’t think this sort of behaviour was acceptable for a school teacher and sacked him. Now, the fucker has won a tribunal awarding him this colossal amount, for loss of earnings, and hurt feelings, and he is now free to return to teaching. Now, I believe everyone is entitled to a personal life, but how the fuck did the school find out? The dirty cunt obviously wasn’t keeping it that personal. Still, kerching either way.

    • Did he make them wear school uniforms when they were blowing him? Were they naughty and he had to discipline them? We shouldn’t rush to judge without all the facts.

    • Me too.
      She’d only be secreaming because I was ripping her arse whilst bashing her face in with a bit of lead pipe, though…..

  23. Perhaps the squirrel had voted for Brexit ? more believable then and I bet she would brag about it. Truly the most repulsive of the political dross treading the boards, has a child’s view of the world everything about her just says excitable schoolgirl opening her birthday presents (leader of the Liberals some present !!). The sweetest moment of the year would be to see her loose her seat

    • Imagine the grin would falter if she lost her seat!
      Roland Rudd has stepped down…yeeehhh rat fans!!

  24. Unfortunately it appears to be a fake video. Nothing would surprise me about Swindle though. She’s quite prepared to kill communities with her loony policies and is well on the path to murdering democracy, so what’s a few squirrels compared to that? Bitch.

  25. This jabbering horse mouthed shrill swivel eyed cunt wouldn’t know one end of a shotgun from the other.
    Perhaps we could club together and get her one?
    Fuck right off.

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