Dead Pool [149]

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Congratulations to Black and White Cunt who correctly predicted perrenial lingered Clive James would be the next dead dude.James was 80 and had a long and varied career in writing broadcasting and critiquing.He had been suffering from cancer emphysema and kidney failure for nearly a decade.

On to Deadpool 149:

1)Pick 5 cunts you think are on their way out and will be next to kick the bucket.

2)First come first serve.Maximum of 5 picks per person.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s picks.Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

3)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

4)Picks must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My Picks:(Shaun)

Eddie Van Halen
George Alagiah
Genesis P-Orridge
Bill Turnbull
Gianluca Vialli

117 thoughts on “Dead Pool [149]”

  1. Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Pierre Cardin
    Stirling Moss
    President Moduro of Venezuela
    Barbara Windsor

  3. Dame Stephen fry
    Dame edna Everidge
    Dame David ( Marie Antoinette ) Lammy(heres hoping)
    Dame Emma Thompson (cunt central)
    Dame David Mellor ( die you fucking cunt)

    • Good luck with that one Fred. I saw him buying his Guardian the other day. You’d be better off choosing his Dad, Melvyn.

  8. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick Please release the crooning cunt
    Christine Perfect/McVee
    Alex Salmond

  11. Nita Talbot (actress)
    Jeremy Corbyn (cunt)
    Jo Swinson (cunt)
    Nicola Sturgeon (cunt)
    Gina Miller (cunt)

    Actually, it’s more of a wish list (apart from Nita of course)

  12. Sidney Poitier
    Jocelyn Wildenstein
    Carl Reiner
    Betty White
    Phil Spector
    *come on you beauties*

  13. Richard O’Sullivan
    Jill Gascoigne
    Terry Jones
    Sonny Barger (Hells Angel)
    Alan Clarke (The Hollies)

  14. They’re dropping like flies today.

    Lord (Alf) Dobbs
    Katie Price, both of them.
    David Steel
    Max Verstappen
    Brian Mulrooney

  17. Angela Lansbury
    Dick van Dyke
    Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
    Gary Glitter
    Bob Barker

  19. Bloody cunt. I’ve won and I knew naffink abaaaht it.

    Yaphet Kotto
    David Van Day
    Murray Walker
    Jimmy Greaves
    Kirk Douglas

    • Bollocks most of guesses taken.
      Yaphet Kotto
      David Van Day
      Paul Gascoigne
      Audrey from Corrie
      Lesley Joseph

  20. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
    Queen Elizabeth II
    June Brown
    Barbara Windsor
    Lord Mandelson

  21. Madeleine albright
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Josef fritzl
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne

  28. Jeremy Clarkson
    John Craven
    Noel Edmonds
    Adrian Chiles
    Piers Morgan (wishful thinking)

  29. Paul Cook (sex pistol)
    Steve Jones (sex pistol)
    Glen Matlock (sex pistol)
    An aspiring footballer from south london
    An aspiring footballer from north london

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