Dead Pool [149]

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Congratulations to Black and White Cunt who correctly predicted perrenial lingered Clive James would be the next dead dude.James was 80 and had a long and varied career in writing broadcasting and critiquing.He had been suffering from cancer emphysema and kidney failure for nearly a decade.

On to Deadpool 149:

1)Pick 5 cunts you think are on their way out and will be next to kick the bucket.

2)First come first serve.Maximum of 5 picks per person.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s picks.Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

3)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

4)Picks must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My Picks:(Shaun)

Eddie Van Halen
George Alagiah
Genesis P-Orridge
Bill Turnbull
Gianluca Vialli

117 thoughts on “Dead Pool [149]”

  1. Well done B&WC!

    fucking hell, 2 in one day!

    David Attenborough
    Alan Alda
    Felicity Kendall
    Alex Ferguson
    Ken Clarke

  3. Brigitte Bardot
    June Spencer (Peggy in The Archers)
    Patricia Greene (Jill in The Archers)
    Max Baer Jr (Jethro bodine in The Beverly Hillbillies)
    Frank Williams (Vicar in Dad’s Army)

    a fly – as they’re dropping like them at the moment….

    • Max Baer dated / knobbed Christy Canyon in her prime, the lucky lucky cunt. Could’ve died a happy fucker 20 yrs ago.

      • PS thank fuck Clive James has finally carked it. I hate these cunts who announce they have terminal illness then linger on for a decade.

  4. HRH Prince Andrew
    Prince Andrew
    Andrew Windsor (Sax-Coburg)
    The Duke of York
    That lying kiddie fiddler Andy

  5. Nice work B&W, are you on speed dial up there or something?

    Anne Buydens
    Raul Castro
    Eileen Ash
    Beverly Cleary
    Baron Dubs.

  13. Giovanna Ralli
    Rose West
    Earl Cameron
    Jimmy Carter
    Little Richard

    Good Shot,B+W Cunt.

  19. Michael Hestletine (hurry up and cark you treacherous old cunt!)
    ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    William Shatner
    Nichelle Nichols
    George Takei

  20. Richard Wilson ( I don’t believe it )
    Derek Jacobi
    Ian Mckellen
    Stephen Fry
    Elton ( Saturday night’s alright for fisting ) John

  21. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissie Hynde

    Dropping like flies…

  23. Hutton Gibson
    Bernie Clifton
    Penny Rimbaud
    Eddie Large
    Walid Jumblatt

    I must admit being a little sad at the passing of Clive James and Gary Rhodes, anyway if any of the above snuff it presently it will cheer me up no end.

    • Shane’s had new knashers, so planning on being around a bit longer.
      I wonder how the dentist managed that job without getting pissed from inhaling his alcoholic breath (40% proof) ?

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