Dead Pool [148]

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Congratulations to Er Indoors who correctly predicted that the celebrity chef Gary Rhodes would be the next to snuff it.Rhodes was 59 and died in Dubai yesterday.

On to Deadpool 148

The Rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be the next to die.No duplicates allowed.Nominations are on a first come first serve basis.

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

4)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My Picks (Shaun):

George Alagiah
Bill Turnbull
Gianluca Vialli
Genesis P-Orridge
Stevie Wonder

51 thoughts on “Dead Pool [148]”

  6. Very sorry to see Jonathan Miller check out. Reminds me of those halcyon days when chat show guests (of which he was one of the very best) would pop up on Parkinson even when they didn’t have anything to plug and simply entertain the viewers with erudite and hilarious views on the world at large. Ustinov was another, Ali too. The modern day “entire cast on duty” all plugging some modern fantasy tat is unwatchable, so I don’t. Pretty certain Miller is a prominent member of the Gewlish persuasion which would of course consign him to entertainment oblivion if he were starting out today.

    To business:-

    Victoria Principal (exploding plastic tits)
    Tony Blair (painfully)
    Ian Wright (insect bite)
    Gary Lineker (AIDS)
    John Berkow (terrorist attack)

    • Let’s hope Gaz’s aids is delivered up his arse by means of a barbed-wire clad baseball bat

    • I’d love to see Berkow’s head hacked off by a mentally unhinged Peaceful with a rusty machete!

      Imagine: two faces for the price of one rolling around on the floor, ha!

    • May I suggest –
      Tony Blair (excruciatingly and prolongedly painfully and if he doesn’t snuff it before the next Dead Pool winner, or within a decade even, as long as he’s hurting I’m OK with that)

      • Tony Blair and John Major, both bound in chairs in a locked room with no windows or light. Instead they have to talk to each other about ethics for hours on end!

        The mental torture will be excruciating for them, but a fucking joy for us!

  7. Honor Blackman
    Bob Dole
    Des O Conner
    Dick Van Dyke
    Murray Walker
    Good shot Her in Doors

  11. Always enjoyed Oliver Reed.
    Leif Garrett
    Peter Polycarpou
    Terry Waite
    Douglas Hurd
    Krishnan Guru-Murphy

  13. Delia Smith
    Michael Hesletine
    Jeremy Corbyn
    Vince Cable
    Glynis Johns

    Gary Rhodes leaving us too early is a cause for sorrow, all round good egg and got me interested in cooking but nice shot her indoors

  18. Angela Lansbury
    Robert Duvall
    Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
    Gary Glitter
    Bob Barker

  22. Cuntflap-I chose Steptoe at exactly the same time as you but I’m not apologising!

  23. Decency
    Honesty
    Integrity
    Morality
    Civility

    Oh sorry, posted a list from 50 years ago!

      • Well we’ve lost Dr Who, Bond, Terminator, Star Wars, Ghostbusters.

        Maybe we should have a deadpool of fucking film characters carpet munching, pussified soy boy arse bandits will ruin next.

  25. Kenneth Kaunda (former Zambian President)
    Daniel arap Moi (former Kenyan President)
    Irene Papas (Greek actress e.g. Zorba the Greek & The Guns of Navarone)
    George Shultz (former US Secretary of State under Ronald Reagan)
    Sir Peregrine Worsthorne (journalist, writer, broadcaster – former editor of The Sunday Telegraph)

  26. You might get two if McPartin’s driving Meghan in Paris. I think I’ve just solved two outstanding problems there.

  28. HRH Prince Andrew
    Prince Andrew
    Andrew Windsor (Sax-Coburg)
    The Duke of York
    That lying kiddie fiddler Andy

  29. Dame George monbiot
    Dame Boy George
    Dame Shirley Basset
    Dame David Attenborough
    Dame Reginald Kenneth Dwight

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