Adrian Fanus

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A nomination please for Adrian Fanus and the breast feeder in his Brooklyn ‘salon’

Apparently some woman decided to breast feed her son (who looks to be about four years old) whilst having all of her hair shaved off. A photo was taken which has gone ‘viral’ , yes that’s how important this episode was.

Anyway, this twat Fanus commented the following : “This photo addresses two things that women are constantly criticised for, cutting their hair off and breastfeeding. It is time that we embrace what is beautiful and natural,”

Fanus says the mother in his chair is longtime client Nicolette Parkinson, and that his shop is a “very inclusive, safe space for people from all walks of life,” except, that is for those who are “sexist, racist [or] homophobic.”

Fanus, a St. Lucia native, says he “didn’t realise” how sexualised breasts are in the U.S. until he migrated here at the age of 18. But breastfeeding, he says, was normal for him growing up, and one of his aunts breastfed her son until he was 5.

Meanwhile, the breast feeder Parkinson said her short hair represents her “embracing her natural beauty,” and makes her feel “super liberated.”

Fanus then said that a woman cutting off her hair is an act of rebellion, a transformation that entails her “embracing change, happiness, love, self-acceptance, strength and everything she has been denying herself.” Fanus says he’s “grateful” to have been a part of so many women’s “evolutions.”

Yeah, not to mention the money he’s made from it. Cunts, both of them.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

63 thoughts on “Adrian Fanus”

  1. Well MM, I dunno if this cunting is justified. How can the world be the same after seeing a woman flop her tit out to breast feed whilst getting her hair butchered? Maybe it could of been a tad more life changing if she was undergoing a vaginal steaming at the same time, but I’m sure that I’m now woke to the better world we can live in if only all women were confident they could breast feed whilst getting their hair done.

    Hold on a moment, nope it was trapped wind and she’s a cunt the hair butchers a cunt, the poor kid is probably going to be a cunt.

  2. Never heard of the cunt.
    Fanus sounds a right fuckwit,
    Whys the silly bitch shaving her nut?
    Nits?
    Put your tits away baldy take yer brat and fuck off,
    Get yerself some hairclippers and a bottle for little rastus, and stop being a daft cunt.

  3. The poor little cunt probably got a mouth full of hair. She most probably has hairy tits so the sprog won’t have noticed. Hairy milk. Milky milky hair.
    IV put myself off my dinner. I’m a cunt.
    Cunt.

  4. There is no shame in breastfeeding in public but there’s a time and a place to do it. I’m sure the kid could’ve waited until after her hair was cut before being fed.

    • If Fanus is so open minded he wont mind me firing off a wank when its my appointment then will he?
      “Towel please!”

  5. The silly cunt didn’t realise how sexualised breasts were!. He must be a fucking iron. What red bloodied male has not fantasised over the lovely bouncy pair of Jo Swinson’s? (admittedly we would have to unsee her two rows of tombstones in her gob and the shit that pours from said mouth). Or how about the outsize knockers of Thornberry – you don’t get many of those to the pound. Big knockers the goal of most of us (to admire not to have if you are a bloke)

    • ‘Or how about the outsize knockers of Thornberry – you don’t get many of those to the pound.’

      That gave me the horn. Expect RTC to be similarly engorged.

      • Sadly that did not give me the horn.

        Being an intellectual and man of taste, I tend to favour the more boyish figure. A pair of firm, perfectly formed 34b tits would’ve had me rock hard!

        As my mum (size 34b) used to say: “anything over a mouthful is wasted”.

    • Tits are pretend arses( no other primate has them when not pregnant)
      Get the male round the front. Give the poor sod love and get him to hunt for protein to feed the brain of sprogs. Then spend a million years during to protect and advance the human condition and then get told all their efforts were “mysogenny”. can’t be bothered to spell it properly.

      • I wonder if Priti Patel would let me take on the role of adult baby and let me suckle on her ample breasts .

  6. Why would you time feeding your piccaninny to coincide with a fucking haircut?
    Wouldnt a normal woman object to some creepy photography?
    Are we sure this isn’t a fucking tranny pretending?
    And Fanus? Really? Cunt more appropriate.

  8. Why have we got a photo of Warwick Davis clamped onto Harvey Price’s teat? Does this Mr. Fanus run some kind of erotic Carnival side-show?

    • Afternoon Fiddler, he’s going to give Katie a vajazzle when Warwick has had his afternoon bitty while Harvey is kept busy dry humping the reception desk.

      • Afternoon LL

        Giving Katie Price a vajazzle?…be like hanging fairy-lights around the mouth of the Blackwall tunnel.

      • I was thinking katie price cunts was more of a coalmine fiddler, she sure had her taste of coal…

  9. Ah, remember the good old days when a cunt could wander in to a barbers or salon in this case and just get a haircut without a lecture in snowflake psychobabble?

  10. Adrian “Fuckur” Anus. Describes himself as a “celebrity groomer.” Raving iron in other words.

  11. It doesn’t look as if the breeder is shy of the pie either. Body positivity, or, fat cunt in old money. On my way to pick up a curry last night, I had radio four on in the car, and it was a profile of some singer/rapper called Lizzo. All these talking head cunts were going on about how she is such a role model, as she is black and fat, and this is unprecedented for someone of both categories to make music, or become famous. Little was said of the music, which is just as well, as it was shite, both lyrically and musically, instead they eulogised about her race and her size. This will be news to many black large ladies who were writing and performing real music decades before this fucker waddled over. They could have even picked someone current who ticks both boxes, such as Brittany Howard, ex Alabama Shakes, but again, she does real music, and doesn’t wear a fucking leotard with her pissflaps hanging out. Body positivity? It’s not normal, or more importantly, healthy to be a huge fat cunt, so don’t normalise it. Fuck radio four, as if cunts who listen to it would know this gorger anyway. I didn’t, and I don’t feel better for it either.

    • It’s all grist to the Wireless 4 mill, Gutstick. Just as long as you are black/Asian lezzie/confused, or you want to smash the patriarchy, or you came here illegally, and if you have the misfortune to be white as long as you are a nancy and want to “smash the patriarchy” Wireless 4 will gladly find a spot for you. They like to incude music in case the teenage kids of the feminists who listen to Woman Sour are in hearing distance and might become tomorrow’s audience for the Now Show.

    • I had the misfortune of seeing this Lizzo /Lezza creature during last year’s coverage of Spastonbury. Actually made me feel skinny. I’m a fat cunt but I’m anorexic-looking in comparison to this fat wobbly blubbery mess. I’m glad it wasn’t smell-o-vision, the stench was surely horrendous. And remember that being a porker used to be a sign of pride in man. It was a sign that he was successful and able to enjoy the finer things in life, plenty of good grub. So I view my belly as a status symbol and I consider it my duty to maintain it. Now wimminz are jumping on the bandwagon and calling it “body positivity”.
      Load of wank.

    • Should have made that a proper cunting Gutsick. We could all wade in with examples of large black women who were actually talented.

      • Yeah, I got carried away on that one. Can you imagine radio four getting as excited about a heterosexual white trash lass, shaking titties and singing ditties? Unless there was a hate white patriarchy angle, they couldn’t give a shit.

  12. My missus has been talking about getting a makeover.
    Last night she was flicking through a magazine with dozens of hairstyles and asked me, “Which type of cut do think would make me look more attractive.?”
    I said, “A power cut”…..

  13. This is a complete load of bollocks, the fucking sprog is a million miles away from being a breast fed, it’s just a staged managed stunt.
    The little fucker probably munchies on fried fucking chicken back in his drug den.

    Both are CUNT,

  14. Remember the old joke?
    “Barber cut my hair like Tony Curtis!”
    “Hey thats not how Tony Curtis has his Hair!”
    Barber. “Is if he comes in here!”

  15. Fanus is probably short hand for an arse licking fanny, I am still puzzling over how the barrage balloon got knocked up in the first place, no doubt all three specimens will contribute immeasurably to the benefit of humanity

  16. If I get my hair cut short, which I do, (a number 3 all over) does that mean I embrace my natural beauty and feel liberated?

    No. It could mean I use less shampoo and hardly need to brush my hair, though.

    • I shave my head Spoons and the natural beauty really shines through!
      I feel liberated like ive burnt my bra
      And dont spend owt on shampoo,
      But occasionally have my head waxed & polished!

  17. It is time embrace what is beautiful and natural’ how true.

    What about taking in a show cunters? The Boy in the Dress the new musical by the Royal Shakespeare Company based on David Walliams’ ground breaking children’s book.
    From The RSC website-
    ‘MY FAMILY AND I LAUGHED, CRIED AND GASPED WITH JOY AT THE WONDER OF IT ALL
    AUDIENCE MEMBER’

    The book itself (from Wikipedia) ‘is aimed at readers aged eight to twelve, and is intended to teach children that cross-dressing is a healthy and acceptable and not something to be ashamed of’.

    At the junket Walliams and Williams (Robbie) were ecstatic about the production. (RW has written the words to the score by Elton John). Everyone is beaming sbout it. Cast members include Meera Syal, Jennifer Saunders.

    • Sounds wonderful Miles!
      Nothing we like more than a musical about child trannies!
      Healthy too eh?
      Oliver meets Rocky Horror sort of thing?!
      Put me down for 2 tickets
      Right at the front!
      Within shooting range.

    • Sounds like the comment an Islington twat might make after the liebore farty conference…

      “And then Magic Grandpa came on, with McDonnell…he’s behind you !!”

  18. Well she’s got her 15 minutes of fame, so kindly leave the room and fuck off!

    I could comment more but I am just watching Jenny Agutter getting her kit off in some old Aussie film, and she has great tits!

  19. As far as I’mm concerned, she can saw her leg off and have it transplanted into here armpit, I really couldn’t give a flying FUCK.

    What I do object to, is having this vacuous shite pushed in my face.

    I object to the cunts who complain of I dare to complain or even comment in any other way than coral arse-kissing support.

    But by far, my biggest cunting, is for the vacuous utter bollocks and verbage to justify said nonsense and being slagged off if I point out it’s utter SHITE by yet another self-absorbed, look-at-me-Me-MEEEEEEE,
    empty headed cunt with nothing better to do and without flopping her tits out and shaving her empty head, contributes nothing to the smallest corner of the universe.

    Fed up with this vacuous SHITE. Excellent cunting but not barbed enough.

  20. Clearly inspired by ‘Breast Milky’ off by the Floyd’s ‘Atom Heart Mother’. Cripes that album will be 50 years old next year!

    Adrian Fanus : clearly a pisstake. Adrian F. Anus, that’s more like it.

  21. I haven’t read much on the details, but apparently a riot broke out in a cinema in Birmingham, with yobs carrying fucking machetes! The skummy cunts had all gone to see a film about gang violence, and it all kicked off. I blame a total lack of diversity, because looking at the pictures they all seem to look the same. I wonder if the MSM will pick up on this?

    • And the crazy thing is, they won’t get named and shamed because they’re underage and deemed as mere “children”

  23. Which is just one reason why my wife and I decided to get the fuck away from the shithole of a city!

    A day didn’t go by without some innocent cunt getting stabbed, car-jacked, raped or generally fucked about with – usually by the gangsta types with their hoodies and their fucking attitude, along with massive chips on their shoulders that everyone is out to get ’em because they ain’t white!

    Multiculturalism is a fucking joke!

  27. Commie Corbyn, arriving in an environment unfriendly funeral stretch-limo, how very apt.

  28. And the “well past breastfeeding aged” kid getting his bitty, no doubt the Dad is scarcer than rhodium, like most Africunt American families in the Big Apple!

    Fuck off!

  29. Thats a woman? Fuck off thats a man baby Also maybe don’t breastfeed your offspring while getting your fucking hair cut you looney bitch. I’m sure the baby doesn’t want to get your greasy hair falling in its mouth

    Breastfeeding isn’t taboo or looked down on, being a attention seeking cunt is!

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