World On Fire (BBC drama bollocks)

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The BBC’s “World On Fire” is a cunt, isn’t it?

(Riiiinng)
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Hello?
BBC CHIEF CUNT: I want an update on our new war drama? Have you complied with our request to make it Euro-friendly?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Yes, we’ve managed to make most of the British stuffy or racist, sometimes both.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Good, good, and you’ve peppered it with Polish people, speaking in their native Dooshka-Dooshka?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Yes, it’ll feel like a stroll down to your local town centre.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Christ. But they’re all sympathetic characters, no bad ‘uns?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: That would contradict the purpose of the programme, Sir.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Incidentally, call casting and ensure they’re all attractive and clean, not like those gnarly, drug-dealing cunts in your local town centre.
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Got it. Good-looking, hard-working, fighting the oppressive Germans. Sorry, I mean…. Nazis.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Token strong females?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Naturally.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Token Yanks so we can flog this expensive rubbish to them?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Yes, but Meryl Streep is a No-show. She’s busy destroying photos of her with Weinstein. We’ll get a Streep look-a-like.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Now, we’ll need a few homosexuals.
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Of course! We’ve already crowbarred the man romance to happen in Paris.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Hmm, can it be in a jazz bar to make them more sympathetic?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: We could make one a musician.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Yes, good. Hmm, could we make one of the homosexuals black?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: In 1939 Paris?
BBC CHIEF CUNT: For fuck’s sake who cares about historical accuracy? We’re the BBC!
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: I’ll put a person of colour in every scene I can, Poland, France, England.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Wonderful. This’ll make great propaganda…I mean, drama.
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Must dash, Sir. I’m meeting Gina Miller and Ken Clark for lunch.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Oh, one last thing. Make one of the Nazi soldiers likeable. Give him a heart, some mercy, he spares killing some poor prisoners, or some sentimental crap.
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Consider it done. This shit writes itself.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Well as long as we don’t have to watch the melodramatic wank.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

68 thoughts on “World On Fire (BBC drama bollocks)”

  1. Any chance of getting Tom Daly in there somewhere?
    Perhaps a young German gaylord persecuted by the British?
    Or something like that.

  2. I watched the first scene where all the British were Nazis and two brave woke millennials stood up to them. What a load of bollocks. Makes you proud to not pay the licence robbery. Cunts.

  3. Disgusting, just when you think the bbjazeira can’t sink any lower, or become more ridiculous they go a whole league lower.
    Propaganda spewing cunts of the worst kind.

  4. I never even watched this crap as I knew it would be thus. BBC are just brain-washing cunts. I think you have a stella career in front of you Captain as chief BBC script re-writer. Just think, the whole of Shakespeare’s works will need to be re-written with syring wimmin, dark keys and pooftahs.

  5. You know that it would be untrue
    You know that I would be a liar
    If i was to say to you
    Girl we couldnt get much high
    Try to set the world on fire…

    The words of drug addled pop mentalist Jim Morrison
    Even he hated this show an he died nearly 50yrs ago!

    • I would have thought you were more of an Arthur Brown man ,Miserable.

      🎶 Fire
      I’ll take you to burn
      Fire
      I’ll take you to learn
      You gonna burn, burn, burn
      Fire
      I’ll take you to burn. 🎶
      I’ve still got the video below, of you performing at the Stockport Alhambra.

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FaHEusBG20c

      • Arthur was way ahead of his time. Just look at some of his lyrics . . . . . .
        “You’ve been living like a little girl
        In the middle of your little world.”

        This could have been written with Greta Grungeberg and other snowflakes in mind.

      • Hello Bertie! Saw Arthur Brown few months back on stage with Hawkwind.
        He looked very frail, like Ben Gunn,
        Prefer to remember him dancing with his head on fire!

      • Jim Morrison was brilliant a true talent not like the moronic monologue chanting that pervades the airways these days

  6. I watch nothing these cunts make unless I’m feeling a bit fed up (no cold beer in fridge) then I’ll watch the news for a laugh.
    BBCiqbal make a drama about World War 2 ? Yes that will be superb..
    Full Stuka attack for these fucking idiots.Then Zyklon B.

  7. I imagine most of the cunts who watch this shite have no idea when WW2 was. They probably know there was some cunt called Hitler and some old bastard called Churchill but who the fuck they were is anybody’s guess. Neither of them have been on Paki Blinders yet have they?
    Downtown Abbey?

  8. A brilliant cunting Captain ! Very timely too, for this week is something very special and very dear to our hearts. This week is Black Week. It is the week in which we celebrate our gratitude to those of a chocolate colour who have taken us from our wode wearing costume of yesteryear, to where we are today. In every great historical achievement, there has been a Dark Key. Hastings, Agincourt! Even two Black Kings and Queens!

    My gratitude knows no bounds to our benefactors, and now we have a Blackened Royal Family, I eagerly await the appointment of Lammy ( or another Tar substitute ) as Prime Minister.

    Oh how I joy! If only I were Black !

  9. I’ll tell you how bad this is, the missus has stopped watching it. This, fellow Cunters, is a damming verdict, from a massive Cunt.
    A ray of hope amongst the gloom.
    Get To Fuck.

    • Morning Jack.

      My missus has (thankfully) given up informing me about the bollocks she rots her brain with. She knows what to expect. The last thing she tried to sell me was Killing Eve…

      Will take my sanity in my hands and enquire as to whether she watches this latest World On Fire shite.

    • Thanks for these reviews, as now I don’t have to watch it and then inevitably start ranting at the SJW horse crap Al Beeb indulges in.

      This PC shite is ruining telly and films.

      You could go to the BBC with a series better than Breaking Bad and The Sopranos put together but they’d refuse to commission the show unless:

      1. All the white males are made either stupid or evil in some way. If it’s a whodunnit it will be the white guy making a racist comment in episode 1.

      2. All da wimmins are strong and intelligent. They are usually leaders in the show, playing the lead detective, an MP or business manager etc. The husband in their life will cheat on them at some point too. They are usually the heroines too.

      3. All the non whites will be intelligent and kind. Some of them strong too. They will be shoehorned in no matter how historically ridiculous. A Somalian woman playing Henry VIII? Why not? What are you, a racist and a sexist?

      4. Some white males will be goodies though. The ones with ‘the gayness’.

      You can spot these shows a mile off and I switch off as soon as they start with their BS. I find telling libtards to notice these things helps ruin their telly. Which might, just might, wake some of them up. I absolutely ruined ‘The Night Of’ and ‘The Killing’ (Danish version) for a couple of libtards by just saying that it was obvious who the killer was (by following the agenda I pointed out).

  10. In an explosion of Commuter Rebellion, an Extinction Rebellion protestor has been dragged off a train and given a kicking by an angry mob. .
    Ho ho ho !
    Three cheers for the angry mob .. hip hip !
    Get To Fuck.

    • Heard one of the fuckers on R4 this morning.
      ‘The public don’t know the danger we are in’

      But middle class unemployed weirdos know better. Familiar territory and typical of the totalitarian liberal left.

    • That’s hardly surprising. Cunts on the Tube are angry enough as it is without having some hippy bastards getting in the fucking way. Kick the shit out of the lot of ‘em fucking wankers.

    • Fucking marvelous! Just watched the video. I’ll donate a tub of ‘Diddums’ cream so the cunt can rub it into his bruised ego.

    • Some ‘journalist’ from extinction cunts complaining about the action of the commuters.

      Fuck off, these people are up at the crack of dawn to get to work, are probably grumpy as fuck because they have to cram onto the tube and a couple of cunts want to fuck with them.

      Even more fucking annoying, a report on half a dozen ‘young people’ who went to see Bercow about the ‘code of conduct’
      Guess what, the representation was 50% effnick, 1 Muslim and 2 black.

      I guess that is karma, 1 thing I enjoyed and 1 I disliked.

    • Woke up this morning to the wonderful news that a large number of TFL users had dragged an extinction rebellion cunt from the top of a tube train and administered a summary kicking. My soul soared as I realised the tide may have turned; at last people are realising you do not have to take all this shit, you can fight back and others will assist.
      This must be the blitz spirit that the older ones spoke of. What really made it for me was the commuters on the platform; all ethnicities and no doubt religions acted as one to achieve a common goal which would benefit all of them not just some of them. Has the tide turned? Hopefully the twat pulled from the roof has managed to achieve something much greater than he could ever believe, a united stand against a pack of self serving fucktards and a new pair of TFL underpants.

    • That bloke who jumped and grabbed the spotty cunt off the roof deserves a medal.

      Loved the fact he got a good kicking on landing. Having once caught packed, expensive and uncomfortable trains to work, the last thing one needs is somebody playing the cunt and holding it up.

      I would’ve thought they would be all for using trains instead of everyone using a car. How do they expect people to get to work? Walk the 20 miles every fucking day?

      Tie the bastards to the tracks next time.

      • Actually what I would do if I were on that train is go and buy a 1968 Diesel British Leyland lorry. Then I’d post on Twatter or whatever that I’m following ER’s advice and not catching the train to work anymore. I will now drive myself instead. With plumes of black smoke piling out of my exhaust amongst the constant backfiring.

    • About fucking time !everyone can see its all bollocks & normal folk have had enough of that bollocks !

    • Absolutely fucking brilliant. I’m not a violent person at all but I’m damned sure I would be sticking the boot in as well. This whole problem has been brought about by the limp wristed handling by the Police. They keep ‘arresting’ these cunts, letting them out so they can get arrested again. It’s bollocks and what a pathetic response by the BTP: “BTP said it was investigating what happened at Canning Town station, adding it was “concerning to see that a number of commuters took matters into their own hands, displaying violent behaviour to detain a protester”.

      Assistant Chief Constable Sean O’Callaghan said: “It is important that commuters and other rail users allow the police, who are specially trained, to manage these incidents.”

      It was left up to those cunts they would be pleading nicely with them to get off the train. Personally, I would have just told the train driver to go, the twats would soon jump off then. Of course, all of this is happening on Suck Dick Kant’s watch the useless prick.

  11. The premise of this series was promising. Even the female Polish resistance fighter was historically accurate. But they had to shoe-horn in the token gay, and, of course his partner was black. Oh, not forgetting the ‘strong, female black girl’ as was so prevalent in 1939. Fucking BBC re-writing history to suit their fucking agenda.

  12. Saw the write up. Avoided. Grateful that some fucker watched so I don’t have to.

  13. Brilliantly scripted Captain. You are wasted here and need to widen your horizons with a career at ABBC!

    I was only musing to Mrs Hunt just how dull and unimaginative modern drama is. Best British things on TV in my lifetime ? I Claudius and Tinker Tailor with an honourable mention to Colditz. Common Denominators : originality; well-crafted script; proper ensemble acting ; tension; most of all….. fuck all unnecesarily spent on exotic locations and special effects.

    The story and crafting was what mattered. Not really a coincidence that very few women in those dramas and there were certainly no ethnics or Sir Gaylords transitioning.

    Now it’s just endless variations on a cop drama and mind blowingly derivative boring shite.

  14. It’s insufferably smug time for me, cunters. I keep telling you to bin the box. BTW, can anyone recommend a good comms receiver? VHF and DAB radio are uniformly wall-to-wall shite – R4 being a bacterial lake of post-vindaloo pig shite – and I’d like to listen to someone else’s propaganda for a change.

    • YouTube . Crammed full of classic music videos ; bizarrely obscure US interviews (imagine Ritchie Blackmore on Nowheresville Breakfast TV circa 1979). Several ancient TV series. Last week I discovered the full Series 1 of Bouquet of Barbed Wire (Frank Findlay was always superb) and a very early-era Cherie Clunghi (aka the most gorgeous bit of acting skirt ever) with Jonathan Pryce highly recommended.

      See my other post – nearly all filmed in the studio and none the worst for that!

      • Jonathan Pryce. The last real Bond villain in the last passable Bond film. Much more fun than a poofter in a blonde fright wig…

    • Sold my old Trio valve shortwave reciever on ebay just a few weeks back. I pulled it out of the shed where it had sat since the 1980s and it still worked.
      Quality…

      • I’d forgotten about Trio. Coveted, but couldn’t afford one in the late 60’s. And I’ve just seen someone selling an R-1000 for peanuts…thanks.

    • I imagined you would be a YouTube man – I myself have an Amazon Fire Stick which lets me watch the few TV outlets I bother with – Eurosport etc, and has the YouTube app which of course you can watch for free.

      a lot of classic BBC stuff there, including the old BBC2 theatre plays, Fred fucking Dibnah, and some decent political channels too – provided one takes any online opinion with a spoonful of sugar.

      • Not wanting to appear a a pedantic cunt…. (but I am)

        Youtube is not free on an Amazon prick stick, you need a network/internet connection, unless you are hacking your neighbours wi-fi, in which case kudos and it is free.

      • Come on man, that’s like saying ISAC is on a monthly subscription.

        On the broad assumption that everyone here, by virtue of using this website, has a broadband connection, then YouTube is free as opposed to Netflix, Amazon Prime etc which require a payment to use.

      • I was told by a bloke called Prince Abojowele that I had to pay just £19.99 a month to access this site.

      • My neighbour’s HomeHub is wide open (two more are crackable), and I am sorely tempted, but I am not convinced one of the lads isn’t a hacker himself, and I’d be spotted….thanks to other cunters but bandwidth is a problem without signing up to pay some cunt for the rest of my life, and Youtube is a no-no, also streaming radio.
        And shortwave’s more fun anyway.

      • You’d like that, wouldn’t you? All you’d need is another piece of string and you could steal my data. You’re working for Soros, aren’t you?

      • I leave our wi-fi open under the network name: MicrosoftTechnicalSupport

        Still waiting for someone to logon 🙂

        And to the EmpireCuntsBack, of course you are correct, I was trying to be a sarcastic, pedantic cunt, but apparently I am just a cunt 🙂
        I am honoured to accept this award!

      • And so much more to stimulates one mind to /all kinds of scientific documentarys/engineering etc the list is frigging endless ^fuck tv its shit anyway more so than ever

  15. All a bit behind the times though? Surely this will be coming to cinema and television very shortly:

    must include a strong letterbox in the lead
    non binaries and xyzs
    refugees
    the baddies are all white men

    They’ll reboot Playschool in this format to test the waters and then it will be everywhere.

  17. If I were black or a peaceful, I would be telling my kids to get into acting.

    Anyone non white who played the back end of the horse in the school panto seems to get roles on telly now.

    The quality of ‘acting’ at the Beeb is now laughable due to it.

  18. Beyond the regional news i pretty much dont watch any TV. I took Netflix off my computer a year ago as it seemed a dumping ground for passable films i’d seen years ago and brain-dead shit from Netflix itself.

    However there’s allsorts of interesting things on Youtube, especially the long-form discussions.

    • Just discovered ‘Angry Foreigner’.

      I thought I knew how much of a shit-hole Sweden had become until I started watching his channel.

      • Once you start watching these channels, the interviews with ex-employees and those with regular dealings with the Beeb and Channel 4 (David Starkey and Peter Hitchens) it renders watching 95% of their manager-approved gibberish impossible.
        People are simply wasting their time.

      • Once you start watching channels like that have you noticed how YT’s recommendations increasingly become flooded with BBC, C4, Fox and other mainstream cunts etc

  19. I don’t watch any BBC drama programmes because I know it is only going to be a pile of libtard pleasing, cunt shit.

    I only watch ‘EastEnders’ (tragic, but true) and you can’t even escape reality with that now. It is infested with PC bollocks like fucking Gay Pride, gay and lezzy issues, an ethnic mugging (had to be an ethnic, didn’t it?) the stabbing of two characters (both mixed race,) stabbed by a white gang (TOTALLY mirroring reality, of course, where the vast majority of perpetrators and victims in Londonistan are actually BLACK.)…..a couple of years back, even a bloody tranny popped up in the form of a long lost, half-sister/brother to ‘Stace’……..and the fuckery goes on and on.

    Why I still watch EE is a mystery, even to me.

    I have no doubt whatsoever that this ‘period drama’ (that you would think would escape the PC treatment) is exactly the same…….

    • I think Eastenders became big benders many years ago when it tried to get ishoos into its stories to make a fucking morality play out of it, followed by some gopher announcer telling us half-wits to get in touch with the BBC actionline if we’d been ‘affected’. I remember my then-girlfriend chortling derisively.
      It got worse and the idea of social realism died off and stopped being relevant a good 15 years ago with the arrival of the demographic type, the Hoxton Twat in the real ‘east end’ around 2002. Meanwhile the Mitchells were getting bullied by Martin Kemp from Spandau Ballet.

      I hear there is a bar in Walford that serves drinks in jam jars now but far too little, far too late.

  22. The fact it’s on the BBC should be a clue that a drama will be nothing but SJW, LGBTQ, PC friendly bullshit. Even period drama’s aren’t respected. Fuck authenticity, boxes must be ticked. I’ve seen a trailer for the BBC’s adaptation of HG Well’s War of the Worlds, and I’m pretty sure it’s going to be the same. There’s a scene in it where an anguished woman’s voice shouts, “Is this the wages of our sins”? Tell me that isn’t a clue that there isn’t going to be at least one reference to ‘British Empire Evil’. It’s a shame, because it actually looks somewhat decent.

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