Stanley Johnson (2)

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Stanley Johnson is a cunt, isn’t he?

Want an opinion on BoJo’s latest idea? Call Stanley.
Need a talking head for your lowly-viewed, Channel 38 “Current Affairs” programme? Call Stanley.
Require somebody who knows Boris to blither on about how he spoke to Nanny rather rudely, or didn’t use to pick up his jim-jams from the floor? Call Stanley.

Usually nepotism runs in the opposite direction, yet that’s not going to prevent this garrulous old terrier from cashing in on his son’s notoriety. The till must be dinging away as this greedy duffer is available at the drop of a hat.

For anybody who hasn’t been paying attention, allow me to elucidate: Boris has a pop at the unelected gangsters over at Club EU; his father is there to give a contrary point of view (Oooh, controversy). Johnson younger is accused of squeezing some bint’s thigh twenty years ago; call in Johnson senior to opine on the matter (Oooh, controversy). Boris calls Extinction Rebellion a “bunch of crusties stinking of hemp”; That’s right, Pater is there to seemingly take the other side to earn some easy folding stuff (yawn, mundanity).

There hasn’t been anybody working this hard since the last dozen Gimmigrants worked a pedalo across the English channel. Such is his thirst for exposure or a tv gig and the subsequent filthy lucre, he works every channel he can. His huffing and puffing and rushing and nodding is frenetically exhausting, and fabulously rewarding. He’d put a Lithuanian whore to shame.

For bookings, call his agent. No job too small! Johnson is available for TV, radio, newspapers, magazines, appearances, jungles, parish pamphlets, walk-ons, walk-offs, the closing of a college ceremony or the opening of a fucking Poundland; this shameless, salivating, old spiv will do them all.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

47 thoughts on “Stanley Johnson (2)”

  1. It’s Friday, it’s call to prayers, it’s STABERJACK! Coming to a shopping centre near you soon! Of course my theory may be wrong, it is probably just a mentally ill lone wolf!

    Oh yeah, Bojo’s dad and sister are both untrustworthy vermin.

    (Duplicate post as my fist one disappeared)

    • Yeah the coppers are keeping “an open mind” about the motive. That means it’s a peaceful and they are preparing the “history of mental illness” bullshit story.

      • Wouldn’t it be better if newscasters just said: ‘there’s been multiple stabbings at the arndale centre and so to save time so you’re not messing about searching on the Internet and let’s be honest we all know anyway it is almost certainly a Muslim man from experience’
        ‘Now let’s get onto the details of what we know…’

      • One of the victims in London was an’ aspiring talented footballer’.never ever a lowlife drug dealer. Odd that.

      • Must be really good grub at those Alan Snackbar’s.They really are devoted patrons. They come in shouting the name and if they can’t find one if start stabbing people. I mean you could say there’s Steve’s Snackbar or Pete’s Snackbar no no good it has to be Alan’s. Or else you die.

      • What is so predictable as well the first eye-witness interview was an Aisan. See they are normal.

      • I see that today, Poundland are selling invisibility cloaks ( no, really.) This is very timely, given the terrorist attack in Manchester today.
        They serve two purposes . . . . . . .
        1) They are cheaper than stab vests and the terrorist will not be able to detect you as you go about your weekly shop.
        2) They make you invisible to women so they won’t be able to see you cûming.
        No doubt the perverts amongst us will be able to suggest other ways they could put them to good use.
        PS. I’ve just found out that because Poundland are trialling them, they are actually giving this first lot away.
        The main problem I can see is when the kids are wearing them on Halloween, the beggars will all sneak in after knocking on your door and strip your place bare before morning.

    • From looking at the photos of the attacker being arrested he doesn’t look to be of the south asian persuasion. Could be peaceful convert though. Either way happy stabby friday.

    • “Suspect” now rearrested on the commission, preparation and instigation of an act of terrorism!

      Right then officers, off you go straight to the mosque he attends and find out who else was in on it. Then while you are there ask for an informal show of hands if any of the ‘congregation’ agree with this “suspects” infidels stabbings agenda, and then arrest the lot of them as co conspirators!

      • Apologies. A further photo has revealed the suspect to be an ethnic stabby cunt. Had the whitest lower legs I’ve seen

  2. This tree hugging old bastard certainly likes a pound note. You have to have a certain sympathy with Boris whatever you think of his politics, or his moral compass. Not only has he got his old man leeching off his fame and reputation but he’s got a brother and a sister who are quite happy to stab the cunt in the back. What a fucking family.

    • Boris’s family? Jesus like ancient Rome, every cunts gonna stab you even your family.
      His dad stan being head of the albino clan, cant help but notice that the Johnsons look like wombles,
      Stan being uncle Bulgaria.
      An hes a tree hugger so probably womble approver, lives in London but dunno how near Wimbledon common.

  4. Old Stan plays the Cherie Blair role – to be fair if Anthony Blair hadn’t been PM nobody would have been interested in the unattractive old trout, but she wanted the limelight. Stan is Boris’s Cherie – and just as unattractive.

  5. Oddly a lot less publicity for Jeremy’s brother Pierce who says man made climate change is a crock of shit.

    It’s right on and trendy to back climate warriors but one should look at their solutions, in this case the solutions proffered are communist world government.

    No thanks Stan.

    • Oddly a lot less publicity for Jeremy’s brother Pierce who says man made climate change is a crock of shit.

      Yes, the attention Corbyn’s batshit crazy brother gets is almost conspicuously negligent. In addition to being a climate-sketpic, his social media posts are just a fucking mad garble of seemingly random word-generated, unintelligible horsewank.

      What is it with political families and genetic cuntitude?

    • Off topic- Uganda is introducing a new anti gay bill known as ‘kill the gays’ it got slowed down with legislation but while be soon on the bill as ugandan law, massive rise in homophobic attacks in the african country once the home of comedic cannibal Idi Amin.
      Peter Tatchell get out there!
      Committing Lgbtq crimes!
      Go show em where theyre wrong Pete!

      • I switched BBC news at one. And the incident had been going almost for an hour (on Sky). But they went with the Tusk speech.

      • He was a fucking one trick pony cunt when younger but with age he’s matured into a much more balanced individual. I first realised this a few years ago when I found myself agreeing with him.

      • No, stay where you are!
        Politics aside I admire him for standing up for what he beleives, bravery is always admirable.
        Rtc when you get your coat could you get mine as well…

      • There’s a Ugandan anti gay “task force”
        Headed up by pastor Martin ssemper!!
        There’s a rather illuminating you tube video titled “ eat da poo poo” sorry unable to post link …..

    • BBC say Three stabbed, downgraded from 4 …..

      No details of the attacker other than male and approximate age, police keeping an open mind… so not a Tommy R supporter.

      • BBC are fucking useless cunts, they are now saying 4 injured but the police say 5.

        They are keeping very quiet about the motive

      • The policeman speaking at the press conference: ‘We have no idea of the motive’. Of course you fucking have. Quit with the pretence.

      • How timely it is, that after today’s terrorist attack, Poundland are selling invisibility cloaks( true ). They serve two purposes . . . . 1) They’re cheaper than stab vests and are a modern day must have to escape the stabby, stabby terrorist when carrying out the weekly shop.
        2) They make you invisible to women so they can’t see you cûming.
        No doubt the pervs amongst you will suggest other uses?
        The one problem I see is on Halloween when the kids are trick or treating. After knocking on the door, the cunts will all come pouring in without you knowing. Then you’ll come down in the morning to find the place stripped bare.

  8. What a carousel of cunts there are in that family. Life’s a fucking joke to them – the fame hungry father, the slippery Remoaner son, and the nauseating sister. When’s Mother Johnson going to bring out her cake baking book or release her Christmas Grime song?

  10. And what a miserable thick remainer twat Rachel, his sister is.
    Arndale stabbing will be a lone wolf ‘British born’ man with mental health issues.
    And the news will soon be gone from the beeb no doubt as its all Trump/ Boris/ Farage/Brexits fault.

    • Yes, he’ll be said to have been 100% British, born and raised in the UK and there’s no clues to why he carried out the attack despite his name being something like Ahmed Muhammad Alibaba Halal Akhbar. Friends and colleagues will supply soundbites informing us how “nice” and “normal” he seems, always keeping himself to himself blah blah blah etc.

  11. Oh God, don’t me started on that cunt Rachel, his sister, she always turns up on the media spouting her shit, she is up there with Michelle Dewberry, June Sarpong, Julia Hartley-Brewer and Jeremy Vine – cunts the lot of them

    • Michelle Dewberry’s ok… not least because she’s eminently fuckable.

      Julia Hartley-Brewer ROCKS!

      The other two cunts require novichoking.

      • My ‘Brexit Foursome™’ fantasy involves Michelle Dewberry, JHB and Isabel Oakeshott. I imagine JHB especially is one of those frenzied fucks in the bedroom, who isn’t happy unless the bedsteads are smashing into the load-bearing walls with worrying levels of force.

        Jesus H. Corbett Christ.

      • @ TECB – you can add a blowjob courtesy of Priti Patel to that ‘Brexit Foursome™’ for me please.

      • Dewberry is a fucking 4 eyed, media whore.
        Julia HB is a fat cunt with a shit radio show.
        Isabel Oakshott is a tory cock whore.

        If I had to fuck a tory whore I’d go with the coke-head Isabel Hardman from the Spectator, I bet her cunt is tighter than her arsehole, the chalk-head, tory fuckbot

    • Fuck me, I didn’t know that about his snowflake wife. What a pussy whipped little cunt. I would have kicked her remoaner libtard arse down the road. Looks like a trannie anyway. Slag.

      • Amelia Gentleman? Oh Dear. Does the Grauniad have a special self-loathing naughty step for her to sit on?

      • Thanks komodo. All is explained.I wondered why he took such a radical step. Take the kids away. No idle threat. She looks a psychbitch.

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