Patrick Stewart (7)

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Well known B-list actor, dedicated luvvie and celebrated political expert, Sir Patrick Slaphead is at it again.

Addressing a baying crowd of Remoaners at the ‘People’s Rally’ in (you guessed it) London, Old Baldy ‘Picard’ claims that Leave voters were promised ‘sunlit uplands’, and that we were ‘mislead, lied to by the Brexit elite’ etc. Translated into English, this means nothing less than you, me, and every other Leave voter is so thick that we couldn’t understand what we were voting for. Of course he doesn’t want to come straight out with that, thereby insulting 17.4 million voters, so he patronises us instead. It follows that we were naïve lambs, duped by that nasty Mr Farage and his ilk. It would be much better if we just trusted wise old Uncle Patrick; after all, he’s much better placed to judge what’s in our own best interests than we are ourselves.

Well here’s the thing, Baldy. Parliament took the decision to trust the issue of deciding on EU membership to the people in a referendum, and to honour the result. The people weighed the matter up and voted to leave. Three years on, a dissembling House of Commons is still doing its utmost to frustrate that result, aided and abetted by a motley crew of allies in entertainment and media circles. Just who’s lying to whom here? Seems to me that it’s more a case of a misleading and lying establishment trying to frustrate the democratic process, and you’re its mouthpiece.
Sorry Captain, but the Prime Directive was established three years ago, and you can’t violate it now. So please get on board the USS Enterprise with as many Remoaning cunts as you can cram on with you, and get the fuck out of here in the general direction of the final frontier, warp factor eight. Make it so.

Nominated by Ron Knee

122 thoughts on “Patrick Stewart (7)”

  1. John Luke Pickard
    It’s Brexit Jim but not as you know it.
    Set Fazers to kill Set the Enterprise to warp speed and get us the hell out of the EU
    Patrick Stewart you are an absolute cunt fuck off back to LA with the rest of the puffs

    • Well said George!👍
      Yeah Patrick, you fuckin old divvy,
      Hope its cold standing in william shatners shadow!
      Stay out of Mansfield and Stockport nowt for you there you, you prancing little tit.

      • Easily! Loved the original Star Trek, and also Shatners venture into pop music!
        Dunno if someone could do a link?
        Sublime!👍👍
        Like futuramas send up ot cpt Kirk,
        Zap Brannigan..

      • He he! Bloody magic!!
        Cheers Rtc, Bowie can sleep soundly knowing his legacy is in the safe hands of willy Shatner!!
        Doesnt try to sing it you notice?
        Speaks the words in the halting staggering way he has😊
        Loved it.

      • Yes Stewart wants to stay out of Mansfield and more so Stockport
        Don’t come to either places with your vile rantings about Brexit .
        This cunt needs teleporting into deep space or putting into a black hole somewhere in the universe.

  2. How did this cunt ever get hired?

    He’s a fucking shit actor. He makes Keanu Reeves look like Al Pacino.

  3. The bald cunt was fucking piss in Star Trek… Captain James .T. Kirk would have kicked fuck out of him…

  4. If i remember rightly as Kirk he did some sort of ‘space judo’
    Little chop of hand too the shoulder
    “Haiie!!’
    Spock just pinced the neck, vulcan death grip,
    Bet that tightly wound grumpy doctor Bones was the one to stear clear of,
    Bite yer nose off or something
    Looked easily triggered..

    • and Scottie would have give ye a Glasgow Kiss ye wee bastards ya!

      Sulu would have probably wanted to tea-bag you or something sordid.

  5. After the japs bombed pearl harbour the USS ENTERPRISE was one of the aircraft carriers that chased the Japanese imperial fleet across the Pacific all the way back to japan, an iconic naval ship with a proven record in battle! The most highly decorated American WW2 ship with 20 battle stars the big E was the pride of the American fleet!!
    Can’t think too many Americans were impressed when a baldy toffee nosed English cunt became the.captain in the TV Series? Pickard hardly evoked the spirit of leyte gulf now did he ? You would be far more likely seeing the cunt docking the enterprise to grab a Starbucks latte than giving the klingons the good news! , With the lily livered bald eagle at the helm WW2 would still be rumbling on……

  6. Science fiction is for kids, overgrown kids and wankers.
    Even as a kid I used to hate it.
    However, I did watch Star Trek, but only to wank over Lt Uhura. That was quality crumpet back then.
    May the force be with you…..or whatever the fuck it is.

    • I used to have depraved thoughts about Deanna Troi as a teenager.
      I remember one scene where she was stretching in skin tight lycra.

      It’s a shame she’s aged like milk rather than single malt whisky.

  7. I had a thing for Deanna Lund, Valerie on ‘Land Of The Giants.’

    Not anymore obviously, because she’s dead.

    Just thought I’d share that….

    • Dont mattervthats shes dead !everyone should have a hobby! Why fir the sake of a bit of detective work &shovel&flashlight think of the fun u could have!!! Rest assured when baldy snuffs it i doubt anyone would want to dig him up tho.

  10. Another winner.
    These cunts will keep popping up til Brexit is sunk.
    Then they can go back to telling us to stop going on holiday and so on forever.
    Gas.Chamber.
    Or HGV from Bulgaria.
    Fuck off.

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