Leo Varadkar (3)


A Napoleon complex shamrock sized begorrah cunting for tinpot dictator, Irish t-shirt Leo Varadkar.

This self aggrandising little shit has decided that Ireland can never accept Boris’ reheated May 2.0 supplication treaty without even bothering to study it properly. Now it might be crock of shit similar to a chromium plated turd, but who the fuck does this little cunt think he is to tell the UK that we don’t want to leave the EU and should ignore the referendum result?

Varadkar is enjoying his five minutes of fame on the world stage, bigging himself up unable to accept that he’s just the PM of some sparcely populated ag-lab backwater that the EU is using as a political tool.

Hopefully after Halloween nobody will give a shit. Frankly, I don’t give a shit anyway…

Nominated by Dioclese

The Personal History of David Copperfield

The New David Copperfield Film….

A PC load of crap, rewriting Dickens cunting for the above pile of shite, please.

Saw a trailer of it. Copperfield is played by an Asian, Dev Patel and the cast are, of course, representing the multi-cultural society that was prevalent in Dickensian times. What next, a rewriting of ‘A Christmas Carol’ with Scrooge an Asian running a fucking corner shop, rather than being a money lender?

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

Jonathan Sumption QC

Jonathan Sumption QC, and former Supreme Court judge, says today that EU Leavers cannot have what they voted for, and won a majority for.

This is apparently because Leave was 52% and Remain was 48%. Jonathan Cuntion says that this means we must have a ‘part Leave’ and ‘part Remain’ solution. On this basis, any election where the winning party gains only 4% more votes than the others is not allowed to do what they want to do, but must do what some of the others want.

What a cunt… and to think that this mighty brain was a Supreme Court judge.

Nominated by Iain Cassie

The ‘Government of National Unity’

Greetings once more, fellow cunters. I’m back from another spell abroad (a delightful break with friends who live in Spain) to find on return to Blighted, sorry Blighty, that it’s a case of ‘the more things change, the more they stay the same’, at least on the Brexit front. It seems that those duplicitous dogs the SNP, together with the Limp Dicks, Liebour, and rogue ex-Tories and Liebour, have been hatching a plot to oust BoJo and put a ‘caretaker’ government, or as they grandiosely prefer to call it, a *cough* ‘Government of National Unity’ in place.

The joke is that the plan has fallen through, because about the only thing that this parcel of rogues is ‘united’ about is that they really can’t agree on anything, in particular who should replace BoJo in the hot seat. The much talked of ‘no confidence’ vote is now off the table, at least for a while, as the back-stabbing rats manoeuvre and scheme some more. Just remember, you wankstains, that the eyes of seventeen point four million Leavers are all over you like a bad suit.

You’ve only really got two choices here, my friends. Laugh hysterically, or sob uncontrollably. I choose the former, as contempt and ridicule are all that this scum warrant.

‘Government of National Unity’? Ah, the delicious irony of the situation. The bastards are going to unite the country. I’d give it a week before the shithouses were at each others’ throats. Gawd ‘elp us.

Nominated by Ron Knee

University of Edinburgh

A nomination for the University of Edinburgh which is due to host an ‘anti-racism’ event, where white people will be barred from asking questions.

The conference has been organised by the ‘Resisting Whiteness’ group which opposes racism and describes itself as a QTPOC (Queer and Trans People of Colour) organisation. Apparently, there will be two “safe spaces” at the event one of which will bar entry to white people. The safe places are meant for those who feel “overwhelmed/overstimulated or uncomfortable”.

The conference aims to “amplify the voices of people of colour” and the organisers say: “We will therefore not be giving the microphone to white people during the Q&As, not because we don’t think white people have anything to offer to the discussion, but because we want to amplify the voices of people of colour.”

Well here’s my amplified voice: ‘FUCK OFF’

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Edinburgh University are deserving of an urgent cunting. Today (Saturday 28th September), the University has hosted a day long conference on racism. That in itself is no bad thing. However, the group running the conference go by the name ‘Resisting Whiteness’, which is not in any way racist, is it? Apparently, they’re having two safe spaces (god damn snowflakes), one of which is closed to white people. To be fair though, the Uni claims that BOTH safe spaces will be open to all, though whether that’s true remains to be seen. Personally, I think any white person daring to enter the one that was supposed to be closed to whiteys will be about welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

The worst thing about this event though is that although it’s advertised as being open to all, white people are banned from asking questions. If they wish to ask a question or make a statement, they must first address it to a member of the panel, who will then ignore…I mean, address it. So, a conference that is supposed to be about ending racism, is not being at all racist by banning white people from asking questions. The left really have no concept of irony, do they? Incidentally, this group, Resisting Whiteness, describe themselves as “TPOC”. Which apparently means Transgender People of Colour.

Who, at that university, thought it either a good idea, or entirely appropriate, to allow a group whose name suggests that they themselves are racists to hold an event about racial discrimination that clearly racially discriminates against the ethnic majority of the UK? Who? Because that person is an utter cunt.

Welcome to 2019 folks, where white people are evil and every other race can do no fucking wrong. I’m sick of this shit, I really am. I’ve mentioned before that I happen to be married to a black woman. But to cretins like Resisting Whiteness, that would somehow make me even more racist. Well, fuck that. I’m not playing their game anymore. I will not be made to feel like I’m responsible for slavery and any other kind of oppression of minorities, when I’m not. Especially when these cunts, in the case of slavery, conveniently ignore the fact that black slavery was happening in Central and West Africa for centuries before Europeans arrived.

It’s a simple fact that those who scream racist and bigot every five seconds, are the biggest racists and bigots around. They’re just too cowardly to admit it.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw