‘Guys’ and other Americanisms

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GUYS….

No, not that spluttering, bibulous imbecile and frenemy of Sir Nigel, Verhofstadt; not even that once innocent rite of passage pushing an old pram around and saying “Penny for the guy mister?” in best Dick van Dyke,(nowadays it’d just be a front for illegal narcotics and related criminality).

No, I’m talking the every-other-sentence uttering of this word on just about any under thirties TV show featuring vacuous cunts, Soaps, MOTD etc.

And “So”, “Cool” and “Oh My God” (USA) can fuck off too whilst I’m at it.

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

157 thoughts on “‘Guys’ and other Americanisms”

  1. That Swindler slag is really getting up my fucking hooter. You would have thought that after Cleggy, Little Timmy and Cable it’s not possible to find an even bigger cunt. But, oh yes, they managed it.
    It’s a miracle!

    • Arguably not as big a cunt as deputy leader Sir Ed Davey, who recently opined:

      “I hereby float the idea of a Remain alliance to decapitate that blond head in Uxbridge and South Ruislip if Johnson calls a snap election to deliver Brexit.”

      The LibDumbs – probably the cuntiest political party in the WORLD!

      • “Decapitate that blonde head.”
        FFS and we used to think “balderdash” was inflammatory
        language! The double standards defy all fuckin’ belief.

      • It’s a sign of how the Peaceful’s obsession with beheading has permeated all of society.
        Some Scottish cunt of a Lib Dum candidate called for Boris to be chopped up and burned at the stake.
        Nice people the Lib Dums.

      • That sounds a bit more traditionally British at least.

        What’s with the ‘Rentagont’ in your ID Bertie? What’s a ‘gont’ ffs?

        I miss Ubercunt, tbh.

      • Evening all,
        I assumed it was a spelling slip up, but its stayed as ‘Rentagont’
        Glad im not alone in wondering what it meant!
        Bertie, did you mean Rentagob?
        Or ‘Rentaghost’?

      • Boris called Magic Grandpa a “Mutton-headed old mugwump” a few years ago, I bet that blew up the skirt of that ridiculous old woman, AofC Justin Welby.

      • Evening RTC. I didn’t feel as though I was living up to my name. It was getting Mrs B down, people ringing all hours of the day in order to book a taxi.
        “Gont” is Welsh for cunt. I’ve been trying to learn some Welsh with the help of Seymour Gusset. Bit bloody ridiculous really – two Englishmen speaking Welsh but he’s fluent you know!
        I’ve decided that when the Peacefuls start the ethnic cleansing, I’ll be able to slip over the border in to a refugee camp. I think I’m a bit like you, preparing for end of days.

      • Evening Blunty, if you don’t mind me asking Couldnt your wife teach you welsh? Seeing as shes welsh.
        You remember when I nom’d the welsh?😊
        Well didnt mention my son is fluent in welsh!
        He attended the David Hughes academy, when living in Ben Llech,
        And welsh language is obviously part of the National curriculum there,
        Was having too much fun at time to mention it!😉

      • Fotze is Swiss for cunt. I’m getting ready to slip over the border to Dignitas.

      • Evening Miserable. Mrs B doesn’t speak Welsh as she’s from Sarrf Wales.
        They’re more bloody English than we are there, apart from the twang.

      • Evening Ruffy. I can imagine your last request being for a giant size bar of Toblerone. Mmm!
        😊

      • I think you could almost guarantee there will be a remain alliance against Boris in his constituency would not suprise me if labour go along with it as well,they are a bit metro down there

  2. We took/are your Pommie, Jock and Paddy trash. There’s no way we’d want your Chav, Pikey, Parquay, Skinny and Dooshka scum.

  5. On the subject of cunts talking shit, Comrade Corbyn is demanding that 16 year olds should be allowed to vote, along with Eu nationals. Why doesn’t the fucking spastic just come clean and say that no one should be allowed to vote unless they are voting labour. Get fucked, and take the SNP twats with you. Both want to use adolescent naivety/stupidity to bolster their shrinking appeal, as only those that have never paid a fucking bill, and those who never will could in any honesty vote for those cunts. As for Eu nationals, the most blatant ploy to fix the election. The only thing I hate more than Corbyn, is the fucking idiots who deify the cunt. All politicians are super strength cunts, but some are even worse.

    • Swinson waxing lyrical about her seeing 16 & 17 year olds in Scotland leaving the classroom and filing down to the polling station to vote. ‘It was something to behold’ she said. How uplifting. Nearly brought a tear to my eye.
      Get starry-eyed idealistic kids to vote to stop Brexit. Anything.

      • There are too many blacks in the Scots Nat’s. And they’re out to cause trouble. Blackford of course, Mhairi Black, Kirsty Blackman. Ms Blackman was on Newsnight last night with Stephen Harper. He said that EU Nationals shouldn’t be given the vote in a General Election. It was though he’d called for Segregation in our towns and cities. She was so appalled. So sick of looking at sour faced Scots. Especially the women with their little pinched faces.

      • How do you explain that, they aren’t packing herrings on the quayside any more, all sat in parliaments or TV studios

      • I’m sick of the faux outrage from these idiotic female MPs. It’s the only thing these useless cunts ever do; pretend to be offended. They’re supposedly representatives of a modern diverse country, not – in the words of Bertrand Russell – ‘elderly magistrates’.

  6. Why bother with an election at all? Just let Tusk decide who is going to be the government. It will save a lot of time and trouble.

  7. ‘I could care less’.

    Doesn’t even make sense within the context of its use, the thick colonial freaks.

  8. Chill out you’s guys. Ya’ll ruining me having a nice day.
    Not called Cunty McCunt Face for nothing.

  9. ***BREAKING CUNT NEWS***

    Amendments allowing 16 /17 year olds & EU nationals the vote in the General Election have NOT been selected by the speaker.

    Unfortunately they could yet be introduced by Labour Lords tomorrow, when the bill goes to the House of Cunts (aka Lords)….

    • The Lord’s the unelected chamber reintroducing amendments rejected in the commons? Yeah they might but they can kiss their second unelected house goodbye.

      • I feel pretty confident the Commons will reject those amendments if and when they come back. Doubt they’ll even be tabled, for the reasons you suggest Sixdog.

  10. The one thing I think that makes the Americans look like cunts more than anything is chanting USA USA USA like demented kids, it ain’t a good look y’all.

    • Would those be bum bandit youtube videos by any chance, be careful of what you reveal !

  12. I’ve always hated ‘off-of’. Even some cunters on here say it. STOP IT. You know who you are.

    • That’s a piss-boiler Allan.
      It always gets me that so many Americans also seem congenitally incapable of pronouncing simple words, so you have ‘nook-you-ler’ instead of nuclear, ‘Am-mur-cun’ instead of American…

      • …and what the fuck is their problem with pronouncing “aloominum” instead of aluminium? The hair on my neck raises the instant I hear it. They don’t seem to display the same illiteracy over titanium, helium, beryllium etc just fuckin’ “aloooominnum

      • At Naaaarge station, they used to say “Thank you for travelling with Angular Railways.”

        Not that there was any choice.

  13. My reply to previous question is being moderated RTC. ( going off line now but it will no doubt appear soon). Cheers

  15. Just to note – election on the 12th Dec, and 16 y-o cunts will not be participating.
    I hope Farage and Johnson can reach a gentleman’s agreement now. NE Labour Leave seats are probably unwinnable by the Tories, but TBP would stand a chance there – and TBP needs a Commons presence as this awful charade progresses.

  17. This will be the dirtiest election any of us ever seen. There will be all sorts of shit flying about and no lie these cunts won’t stoop to. Watch out for election fraud, especially where there are peacefuls about.

  19. Bring back the word quim but change its meaning like so many other words have changed over time.

    Upset tummy: “uhh m8 that curry last night is making me feel a bit quim”

    Seeing an attractive person: “Cor! he/she looks well quim!”

    Tired: “Not tonight, darling, I’m quimed”. etc etc.

  20. It may be fucking “season” one , two, three or whatever in the USofA
    But in the UK its fucking “series” you plastic yank cunts
    Winds me right up

  21. Yeah……quim…..haven’t heard that word for donkeys.
    And “gobble”, as in “I got a gobble off her didn’t I?”
    Yeah, like fuck you did cunt.

    Well I titted her up didn’t I, you wanker!
    “Titted her up”. That’s another expression you never hear.
    Happy days. 😁

  25. ‘Period’ at the end of a sentence is the one that winds me up most. I think meaning end off. First time I heard some Yank woman using it, I thought what has jam donut week got to do with the argument.

  26. My wife asked for “sugar” for her coffee literally a DOZEN FUCKING TIMES while we were in Floriduuh, to a blank uncomprehending waiter. It wasn’t until she adopted a wildly exaggerated comedy Americunt accent and asked for “sshhggrrr” that the waiter got what she wanted.
    CUNTS!

  27. Good Morning
    I am reminded of the American tourist at The Dorchester Hotel in Park Lane who asked to Concierge the way to the elevator. The concierge replied “The lifts are over there Sir” and received the answer “ they are elevatorsl” . “No sir they are lifts replied the concierge , it went back and forth for a bit and then the American said “we invented them they are elevators” and the concierge replied “Yes sir but we invented the language “

  28. And what about eye-rack and eye-ran? Yet there is no mention of eye-taly, only Italy.

    • ‘Throwing shade’. yes, another cliche popular with Twitter twats.

      They make me fucking puke.

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