Congratulations to me (Shaun ) who correctly predicted Juliette Kaplan the actresss best known as Pearl Sibshaw in Last of the Summer Wine would be next to die of cancer aged. 80.
On to Deadpool 144.
Rules:
1)Pick 5 names of people you think are next to die.No duplicates.Anyone picking the world’s oldest man or woman will be ignored.
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2)You can always be a cunt and steal others names like Black and White Cunt frequently does.
3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.
My Picks (Shaun):
Leah Bracknell
Sam Lloyd
David Gulpilil
Pat Smullen
Errol Spence Jr
Richard Wilson
James Randi
Cloris Leachman
Robert Wagner
Ian St John
1
Peter Sutcliffe
Vera Lynn
Kirk Douglas
Henry Kissinger
Jimmy Carter
2
You toad! May your White Cliffs of Dover blacken.
1
When we meet again Freddie I will have words with you.
0
Listen Wanksock, before mass immigration we had a tradition of queuing in this country which foreigners used to laugh at. Call me old fashioned but I was in first ok? If you don’t like it take your camels back to the sand dunes and fuck off while you’re doing it.
1
Oh, and fuck you Bertie. I suppose you want another fucking vote because you lost out. Fuck off and lick Mrs Swindlers snatch you cunt.
1
Clive James
Jimmy Greaves
Kirk Douglas
Olivia De Haviland
Murray Walker
0
Freddie beat me to Kirk by seconds.
Clive James
Olivia De Haviland
Murray Walker
Jimmy Greaves
Yaphet Kotto
0
Matthew Festing (ex-Prince and Grand Master of The Sovereign Military Order of Malta)
Giovanna Ralli
Wavy Gravy
Earl Cameron
Baron Pearson of Rannoch
Good Shot,Shaun.
1
Katie price
Sheridan smith
Paul whitehouse
Morrissey
Eric clapton
2
William Shatner.
Billy Idol.
Bill Wyan.
Lady C.
Stuart Whitman.
1
Opps Bill Wyman….what a cunt !
0
David Crosby
Brian Murphy
Jackie Stallone
June Brown
William Roache
Picking Kirk Douglas is about as cunty a cop out as picking the world’s oldest man
3
You mean I got in first. Tough titty. Stop weeping and glue yourself to an aeroplane ya libtard!
9
Billy Connelly
Jamie Oliver
Ian Hislop
Jon Snow
Jo Brand
3
It’d be nice to see Jo Brand shuffle off this mortal coil, the horrible fat cunt!
7
She’d need a big coffin.
4
I remember years ago, she used to look a bit like that fella from The Cure. She was funny.
Nowadays, she looks and acts like a miserable old lady, and talks through her nose.
2
In there again Shaun…
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Pete Murray
Patsy King
2
Prince Philip Mountbatten
Mick Jagger
gary (up yer daughter) glitter
David Attenborough
Des Lynam
1
Kim Jong Un – Fat cunt
Syd Little
Tony Green (Bullseye)
Geoff Boycott
Gary Player
1
Swap Gary Player for Joe Biden.
0
Daniel arap Moi
Kenneth Kaunda
Sidney Lotterby
Roger Corman
John Mandel
1
Robert de Niro
Yoko fucking ohno
Sophia Loren
Harvey keitel
John Bercow (pleeeeeeeease!!!!)
2
Leah Bracknell
Phil Collins
Honor Blackman
Paul McCartney
Des O Connor
1
Substitute Leah Bracknell for
Bobby Charlton
1
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
1
Meghan Markle
David Lammy
Naomi Long
Jo Brand
Owen Jones
2
Raul Castro
Anne Buydens
Eileen Ash
Lord Edwin Bramall
Beverly Cleary.
0
Sheila Mercier
Leonard Fenton
Chris Farlowe
Leonard “nipper” Read
Stan Bowles
1
Prince Philip
Bill Odie
Tim Brooke Taylor
Grahame Garden
Shirley Williams
2
Bob dole
Roberta Mc Cain
Jerry Stiller
Sheik Khalifa Naheyan (fat cunt that rules uae)
Desmond Tutu
0
Willie Nelson
Richard Wayne Penniman (Little Richard)
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Shane MacGowan (Pogues)
1
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Pierre Cardin
Stirling Moss
President Moduro of Venezuela
Barbara Windsor
1
Mikhail Gorbachev
Honor Blackman
Tony Britton
Ed Asner
Vanessa Redgrave
0
Nope Honor Blackman already taken
0
Mary Berry
Joan Bakewell
Sophia Loren
Shirley Bassey
Vince Hill
1
Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Prunella Scales
Val Kilmer
Cleo Laine
1
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Well in Shaun.
1
Sinead from Coronation street!
😂
2
Loretta Lynn
George Lucas
Pope Francis
Sheldon Adeleson
Alex Trebek
Good one shaun
0
John Woodvine
Marge Champion
Rhonda Fleming * *my fodder, 60 years ago!
Zizi Jeanmaire
Micheal Medwin
1
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde
1