Beth Rigby

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An impartial cunting for sly news politicunt editor, Beth Rigby.

I didn’t realise, but sly news allows their staff to publish opinions as long as they state from the top that it’s an opinion piece, different to the BBC, who say their news staff are not to have opinions as it discredits their impartiality (yeah fucking right).

Anyway, I digress. Beth Rigby is a total cunt for arguing that “parliament can, and should, take back control” and “dispose of Mr Johnson should he fail to sanction a Brexit extension”.

Fuck off Beth. How does anyone take news from sky seriously when your bias is plain to see? I don’t know why I still bother with the news, I might as well join twitter and read millions of retards opinions to get my dose of what’s going on in the world…I might even get more truth. News outlets should be made to report on fact only and even then only with evidence to back up their bullshit.

I don’t give a fuck what you think Beth Rigby, and dare I say, neither does anyone else.

Nominated by elboobio

74 thoughts on “Beth Rigby”

  1. I don’t have Sky anymore (far too expensive), but I wouldn’t mind taking Beth up the arse!

    Other than that she can fuck off and die

      • Got the look of Morticia from the Adams Family. One up the arsehole B&WC? There has to be an emoji out there somewhere for you to grade those arsehole worthy.

      • ISMTUHA Is the only way to express the debauchery. I’ve looked at emojis but none get to the point. I fear I have started a movement most perverse. 😁😁😁
        I may buy the web domain.

      • quote “Got the look of Morticia from the Adams Family”
        ….. after a fucking car crash maybe !

    • Horse teeth, so no noshing. Up the arse only …& she should be grateful for that.

    • I feel it goes without saying that I’d love to tounge her shitbox out…..that’s a given. However, politically she’s an ultra cunt.

  2. Aren’t newsreaders supposed to just read the news and let the public make their own mind up?

    • Yeah but for the likes of the BBC, ITV and Sky the public are a bunch of thick cunts that need everything explaining to them in “Janet & John” format, even if most of what they say is complete bollocks!

    • Theyre all bias on sky.
      Beths a weird one, political correspondent, no neck, uma Thurman haircut, slightly male voice,
      Dunno if shes a fish supper but shes definitely a remainer!
      Not arsed what she thinks just wanna know whats happening,
      Impartiality would be nice but a lot to expect in this, the age of the snowflake.

    • There is a clue in the job title – newsreaders perhaps it should be expanded to ‘Newsreader and peddler of my own pig thick ideas I only got the job because I have great tits’.

  3. Yes, this cunt thinks she’s there to make the news not report on it.
    She’s one of those cunts on the street that’s always shouting out “Mr. Johnson,
    Mr Johnson”. One of her favourite phrases is ‘my sources tell me’. Who the fuck would confide in this hideous crab?
    And before anyone shouts out “I would” – don’t even go there! She’s three times
    the fugly ucker she appears in the photo. Excellent cunting El.

    • Shes the granddaughter of eleanor rigby, made famous of course by the song of the same name by the Beatles.
      Eleanor never warmed to Beth who was a ugly awkward child,
      Eleanor died lonely in a churchyard with John, paul Ringo present, but no one was ever charged.

      • Beth is the lovechild of Father McKenzie.

        đŸŽ¶. Father McKenzie
        Writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear
        No one comes near
        Look at him wanking
        Draining his cock in the night when there’s nobody there.
        What does he care? đŸŽ¶

      • Moderation!
        Any word containing the popular slang word for a dark gentleman, sounds like spoon.

      • If you cover up her smile gentlemen, she resembles the great-great granddaughter of Count Dracula.

  4. A frighening thought, but Al Jazeera is the only news broadcast I can watch these days. I have no time for any of these modern day fucking gurus.
    Who would have thought I would miss Paxman?

    • Al Jazeera news latest….
      “a son of a goat was apprehended stealing a pomegranate in the market. The authorities mercifully severed his head. Praise be, to Allah & his prophet Mohammad. Allah al akbar !”

      & now Al Jazeera International news…
      “a Tornado hit the East coast of America, mercifully ending the corrupt decadent lives of many infidels. Praise be, to Allah & his prophet Mohammad. Allah al akbar !”

  5. Who cares what this ugly cunt thinks The first time I saw her on Sky News I thought it was a Man.
    Sky has never been impartial regarding Brexit most of them are remainers inc that fat bastard Adam Bolton the cunt who likes to hear the sound of his own voice and talks over opinions he doesn’t want to hear Sky News is a Remainer lover channel and best avoided it’s almost as bad as the BBC

    • SKY NEWS in Australia are a total different news media. More like ABC and won’t tolerate left wing Cuntery.

  6. The only decent reporter I could ever tolerate was Kate Adie!

    Now she was fucking hardcore and was mostly quite objective in her reporting. She pissed all over her male colleagues for reporting on things they feared to tread, and as a consequence I have a lot of respect for her.

    But these days we end up with vacuous cunts like Beth Rigby, who wouldn’t know proper journalism if it booted her in the cunt!

  7. At least she states ‘opinion’ on her views.
    Listen to R4 Today each morning and you will hear aggressive questioning of any Leave viewpoint and a challenge-free easy ride for any of the Remoaners.

  8. Parliament is not the government and has never had the power to deal with a foreign power. Orf with their heads.

  10. She’s definitely a cunt. I’ve been on this site for a while now and it never ceases to amaze me how many cunts there are out there, and how much material is available for this website. Keep on cunting cunters.

    • I was thinking more along the lines of “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket. Hey don’t you hurt my dog”

  13. I thought she was a bloke with that deep slow voice of hers. I could be right you know. Her/His bias is plain to see but i would still like to take her to a Glory hole and feed off my gnarled old schlong.

  14. If you cover her mouth. ( a piece of A4 should just do it) .
    Look at her eyes . When most people smile , they smile with their eyes too. Hers are dead and just cut right through you.
    Go on, try it , I dare you.

    • Her mum n dad take her picture down when shes visited an leaves,
      ‘It gives me the creeps that picture luv’
      ‘Yeah the eyes follow you round the room! Put a tea towel over it Dave!”

  15. I had a couple of onion bhajis with my tea.
    I much prefer them to this demented cunt.Bet she’s on a good whack as well.
    Anyhow,fuck right off.

    • Kravdarth, you seem to be mentioning black this and that lately.
      Did that black man you kissed dump you or laugh at the size of your penis?
      Are you upset that black cunt got the role in Star Wars you wanted?
      Or are you secretly craving some black cock?
      I am concerned abaaaaht your worrying behavior… I know a good black psychotherapist.

  18. Just heard this cunt say “choppin’ and changin’. She doesn’t recognise the letter ‘g’ in the English language. Have it your way Beth, you’re a fuckin’ cunt.

  19. Any news story that includes the words, “could” “should” or “might” I instantly dismiss as the fantasy ramblings of a dementia sufferer. these are words to describe future events and there for have no sensible place in what has or is happening. which when I grew up is what the word “news” meant. If i want someone to tell me what might happen I’ll go and have a cuppa with gypsy Rose and let her look in my cup when im done.

    • Very good pointers to bullshit detection; add “may” to the list where the fucking news-reading bitchcunt is indulging her grapefruit-sized ego in baseless speculation about outcomes in the future.

  20. There was a time I might have whacked one off over Beth Rigby… five years plus ago maybe. But she’s become considerably uglier recently, both inside and out, especially since the referendum. Nowadays I switch channel smartish if her clown mug appears on the screen, not that we have Sky News on much in Creampuff Manor anyway.

  21. LIVE REPORT : Oh, Christ, she’s no longer talking about her latest sources but it’s now her ‘latest intelligence’. Who the fuck does this woman think she is, Mata Hari?

  22. Never heard of her, but a quick 10 minute web search reveals her to have history in misrepresenting parliamentary shenanigans to the detriment of the Brexit side, just shows how deeply embedded in the system these cunts are. Just to reinforce the fact how like you she is fellow cunters- a first in social and political science (Cambridge naturally) brother teaches yoga in Bali, husband a stay at home dad (foreign), she taught english in Portugal for a time. Personally I care not if I never hear of you again luv, but I shall remember you as another festering pustule on the puss ridden bollock boil that manifests as this country’s political/media establishment, fuck off

    • Yogi in Bali! Hahaha, fuck me,
      Live in fucking noddy land these cunts dont they?
      Fucking yoga, haha what a twat he must be, whats his name?
      Rajneesh Rigsby?đŸ˜”đŸ˜Ź

  23. That Valerie Vaz sat next to ol mcdonnell in house of cunts,
    She a aborigine?
    Looks like one, must be hard sat there in that fuckin chapel of rest, bet shes dying to go walkabout.

  24. Looks like a damaged feminist who went to all-girls school and now blogs about how man are evil, cupcakes, her vag’, vegan recipes, sapphic adventures at Rodean and that pony she never got for christmas.

  25. WAKE UP YOU BRAINDEAD PEOPLE. The Telescreen was specifically implanted in your homes so that 50 YEARS LATER, you’d be voting for FEMINAZI SWEDISH governments, GRANNYFUCKER closet case Macron, and WHOLE LOTA SHAKIN’ GOING’ ON Merkel. SATANy Blair was born to kick-start the plan, as he did in 1997. He managed to convince the CHUMPANZEE Bush Jr to start fucking about with the Middle East. Why? BECAUSE THEY HAD A PLAN. Import all the fuckers, alongside the rapidity of technology leading to the sheeple becoming PALM-SCREEN GLUED ZOMBIES, then once your HEGEMONIES OF MARXIST EVIL have enough Global Domination, your white folk have been inculcated into not having any kids through SOY destruction of Testosterone, whilst you delude yourself that you’ll be able to CONVERT your MOOSE LIMB fanatics by tempting them with Satan’s evil delights in this world, rather than having to wait ’til the next. And now where are we. TURDEAU has been re-elected. MERKEL has been re-elected. MACRON was elected. Canada has just joined the ranks of the ‘Western’ nations to officially wave bye-bye. Brexit can’t get through after nearly 3 1/2 years in its most diluted form. If Trump wins 2020, I will literally turn my webcam on and go live eating something normally considered inedible. THE LEFT IS TAKING OVER as it has planned from the 50s. But you’re all too busy looking down at your FUCKERBERG-controlled palm-screen to want or nary to care to do anything about it!! Adios Canada. I cannot wait to point and laugh at your LIBERALS being forced to choose between the non-conversion Tax and getting their heads chopped off. I’m going to line up snacks for the televisual event of the century. 🙂

    • Shhh! Would you mind awfully keeping the noise down?
      Some of us are trying to watch Dads Army!

      • Oh okay then. In a nutshell, Canada deserves everything that’s coming to it, and I can’t wait to point and laugh at the liberal faces contorted in dismay at being forced to choose between converting, paying a tax they can’t afford, or having their head chopped off. I’ll take a shot for each beheading 🙂

  27. If Rigby were to disappear in a puff of smoke, that would still leave the frantic eyebrow raising, gurning and shrill Kay Burley. Another gold plated Cunt.
    Don’t even get me started on ‘ Sky Stephen ‘ and his co presenter, who’s arse he so obviously wants to stick his tongue up, ‘ Sky Gillian ‘.
    Sky is a nest of Cunts.
    Good evening.

    • Sky Stephen is a ‘lifter’ of the shirt,
      That Isabel who sometimes presents with him is a bit dirty though, bet her arsehole tastes like cinammon and is so worn out you can see up it..O

      Only thing that lets her down is that huge forehead, she could sell advertising space on it!

    • A young woman I used to know who had a week working at Sky News told me it’s fucking horrendous for spiteful gossip and open bullying. A real eye opener.

      A with most of these media cuntholes that promote mental health and tolerance, they are the least tolerant and respectful places to work.

  28. And PS – if you think the deliberation and innuendo over whether or not to let Albania apply is some kind of ‘moral question’ – GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU NAIVE TOSSPOT. They’re itching to have Albania to join as it’ll strengthen tenfold their argument to let Turkey in – their ultimate goal. They really do believe they can take that ‘calculated risk’ and that so long as they can subdue the flooded populace of MOOSE LIMBS with the carnal delights the West promises them unconditionally, they’ll somehow forget about their BIRTH-DRIVEN INDOCTRINATED mission to impose the Caliphate.

    The modern ‘Liberal’ West is the most mentally sick society that has ever existed.

    • Is canada the cold one one the side of America with lumberjacks, an maple syrup and log cabins?
      Or the warm one with sombreros, donkeys an cactus?
      I get them mixed up, some bloke said he was from Vancouver in the pub an i said “hasta la vista amigo!”
      But he just blanked me.

    • It’s just that when I read your posts it makes you look like you’ve got tourette’s that is all.

      • Evening Harold, yes tourettes.
        Also not knowledgeable about grammar, where commas, full stops, capital letters etc go!
        Just make it up as I go!
        Dogshite.
        See ? tourettes.

  29. She’s a bit like Kay Burley in that they think it makes them sound posh by pronouncing but as bot. Or luck as lock.
    They can sock my Steaming Helmit if they like.

  30. Beth Rigby clearly smokes 40+ a day, her voice is deeper than Vinnie Jones and her teeth are worse than Albert Steptoe’s.

    Typical biased cunt, that’s how you get a job at Sky, she’s fat, ugly, biased, smells and works for Sky – thats the epitome of CUNTITUDE

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