A Tena-lady, piss stained bloomers cunting for fading MP Amber Rudd, who has done a Beckett by positioning herself as a “caretaker prime minister” if the mincing cunts at Westminster manage to overthrow Boris:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10014789/amber-rudd-caretaker-pm-boris/
This disingenuous old traitor hangs on in her constituency by the skin of her teeth, so I suppose she feels she will have achieved something in her lack-lustre career to spend her last weeks in parliament resting her shitty arse in the PM position.
Labour are delighted about Miss Dudd – as well they might be – she is as determined to stay in the EU as Dame Keir and no doubt he will be licking her pissflaps along with Hilary.
They will conveniently forget Rudd has failed in every job she has ever taken on.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
Utterly useless remoaning tsunami of a cunt
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I quite like the idea that she has put herself up as a Caretaker PM. She,s just signed her discharge papers. Treacherous cunt.
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Caretaker ?? Like Ian Huntley ?
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Morning everyone! And what a morning!
Sun’s shining, but cool and fresh,
Birds chirping in the trees, ah, its great to be alive!
Amber Rudd? ..combines best of both,
A failure and a traitor.
Drop dead Amber.
If you wouldnt mind? awfully nice of you.
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I loved her as The Emperor in Star Wars although the make-up girl didn’t have her work cut out.
Incidentally, this should be Amber Cunt (8).
Lose your constituency Rudd, “It with your DETH-TINY…”
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“Good…good…I can feel your anger…”
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“ith” not “with”
Fucking lispy pastiches.
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Morning everyone! And what a morning!
Sun’s shining, but cool and fresh,
Birds chirping in the trees, ah, its great to be alive!
Agh – I now know who you really are! Coming on here pretending to be a miserable cunt who does a lot of ‘humping’ for a living!
You’re no such thing are you? You’re that new local weatherman we have to suffer on the north west weather each evening – Owain Wyn Evans. I’ve got documentary proof with this Twitter video clip on this link(halfway down the page, only 1.5 mins) …………………..
https://ilovemanchester.com/bbc-north-west-tonight-weather-presenter-owain-wyn-evans/
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Morning everyone! And what a morning!
Sun’s shining, but cool and fresh,
Birds chirping in the trees, ah, its great to be alive!
Agh – I now know who you really are! Coming on here pretending to be a miserable cunt who does a lot of ‘humping’ for a living!
You’re no such thing are you? You’re that new local weatherman we have to suffer on the north west weather each evening – Owain Wyn Evans. I’ve got docûmentary proof with this Twitter video clip on this link(halfway down the page, only 1.5 mins) …………………..
https://ilovemanchester.com/bbc-north-west-tonight-weather-presenter-owain-wyn-evans/
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Either theres a echo in here or your starting. With early onset dementia Bertie!😳
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Ha,ha! Realised why I’d been moderated so I reposted. “Docûment/ary will catch a lot of people out. You could just say I’d been “Maskinbacked.”
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Nothing wrong with being happy in a morning (sniff) like it now its getting colder!
Also think mrs miserable is dosing my coffee with something..
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Oi. Less of the Maskinbacking!
You’ll wear it out…
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When the most interesting thing about you is that your gay then you are a very sad cunt indeed.
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Ultra posh dirty fucking traitor. There was never a hope that Miss Posh Knickers was going to hang on to her Hastings seat which is why Boris selected the whore as a token remoaner in his Cabinet. A non entity really, soon to become a “journalist” , probably working for little Georgie Osborne or the New European.
Malodorous piece of shit.
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Doubt if the New European could afford to pay her – or anyone, come to that. Our Parish Magazine has a higher circulation and most of them are outside the M25, unlike that jewel of the Vichyite Press.
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Isn’t the New BrEUnco subsidised by Brussels ? Oh dear, something of an oversight…
Campbellend should get out on the streets of Glasgie, molesting his pipes…
“Support the moaners pleeez ! Ev’ry little helps.”
Feckin 4th-rate porno hack. Single-handedly responsible for the demise of serious political debate in this cuntry today. The Alastair Campbell “soundbite”… sounds like a new Wanker’s crisps line…
I hope he gets a load of haggises rammed down his throat via a metal funnel, and into his lungs, like the Robert Morley character and his poodle pie in “Theatre of Blood.” Brilliant filum.
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She isn’t standing for Hastings and Rye (a Leave constituency) next time, apparently. She’d lose it as a Conservative, never mind as an independent, having dropped a safe majority to 346 – she will be standing as an independent for somewhere else, according to Wikipedia. Will the LimpDumbs let her through? Somehow I doubt it.
Very pushy and completely incompetent woman, is Amber.
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This spineless coward resigned over the Windrush debacle.
A few opposition MPs crying “racist” and she caved in like a house of cards. She should have just told them the thick foreigners had decades to apply for citizenship and chose not to do so, even though it was a Labour government who decided to destroy their cards.
She’d make the worst PM this country had ever seen. If we’re not the laughing stock already, then this would seal it.
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Isn’t she the cunt who introduced universal credit which robbed genuine claimants any hope of any kind of benefits but keeps all the filthy immigrant criminals in a life of free fucking everything ?
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I could be wrong. Still a self serving quisling cunt.
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Amber Rudd – sister of Elmer Fudd, another Looney Tunes character.
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I’ve always been intrigued by this woman’s name – Amber Rudd.
Then I realised amber is an anagram of BREAM. Put it together with RUDD and there you have it – the perfect FISHWIFE.
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Enough carping on about this old trout, Bertie – you’ll have your parrot off his perch next !
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Evening Seymour. I’m off on holiday next week. Would you look after Percy for me? He’s very good with children and old ladies.
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A bottom feeder, by any chance ?
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Gillian Keegan has great legs.
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So has Liz Kendal. Silly lefty remaining type but despite that i would happily like to lavish my boner especially from the rear.
Oops, hope that doesn’t sound sexist.
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Agreed and Esther McVey
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I find myself strangely attracted to Theresa Villiers.
Lucy Frazer gives me the horn, and Priti Patel gives great head.
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You have stapled your nose to her elbow? Call that strange? Why, I……’m not going there.
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Que?……..
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I misread your comment as “strangely attached”…my mind was elsewhere, and not on Theresa Villiers.
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Penny Mordaunt lures, and inhabits my increasingly degenerate dreams.
Like Tom Lehrer’s song about Hubert Humphrey, “Whatever became of Penny ?”
Why is she hiding from me ?
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She borrows them off kevin keegan
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Something about Amber, I’d give her one.
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You’d take sloppy seconds after Kwasi Kwarteng?
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Welllll
Erm
I wasn’t aware of the facts of the matter but if I say I’ll do something I will do it.
Cunt that I am.
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I’d take sloppy thirds if it meant I could wipe my python on her Laura Ashley pillow cases and shit in her bath tub.
Merry Christmas, Rudd.
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I think they call wiping the glans on the curtains a ‘zuffle’, Cap’n.
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She’s like one of those women you talk to in the pub She tells you all about how her her husband treats her like shit and you feel sorry for her but you fuck her anyway .
One of those birds you fuck but don’t want anyone to know .
Knowing what I know now I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole she’s a Dark Keys play thing
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In what way do these people, Rudd, Hammond Greive etc consider themselves Conservative? Surely their natural home is on the left.
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Elmer Fudd, one of May’s “Brightest and Best” in her “Strong and Stable” government.
And by that they meant “Totally Useless” in a “Weak and Rickety” government.
Besides, has she been forgiven yet for having the audacity to point out the FACT that most rapey-groomy gangs were from Mo’s mob?
It was the only decent/honest thing she said while in office and then folded like a tea towel when she was put on media trial by El Groaniad.
Weak cunt! Just what the country would need, Maybot MKII getting spit-roast by Druncker and Verhofstained!
Cunt!
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Maybot MKII getting spit-roast by Druncker and Verhofstained! – thanks Rebel – it’s going to be a long time before I get that picture out of my mind….
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A sort of poetic John Betjeman image; Elmer in her Aertex shirt and navy gym pants, still being diddled by Verminhofstadt.
After the act, sitting all alone in a sandpit in Charleroi, bleeding out.
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I saw her at an event in Hastings last friday.
A sourfaced old harridan, right enough.
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Would that have been the event to celebrate the 2000th gimmigrant to cross the channel this year?
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Is it as few as that?
The AL-BEEB and the Groan don’t even report on our population replacement programme anymore.
O’course they would if any of the cunts were actually women or children instead of fighting-age Africunts and/or “peacefuls”. They’d be plastered all over the front pages and idiot lantern screens for weeks on end!
We shouldn’t even let them set foot on our beaches (should be immediately deported back to France – they can feel free to deport them back to what other safe country they entered from, or shithole where they came from)!
Come on Pretti, fuck ’em off! I’m fed up of my eye-watering taxes being pissed away on these wastrel cunts – we have enough workshy benefits layabouts of our own without importing more headchoppers!
Cunts!
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What a pompous, condescending bitch she is. How can she hold up her face? I bet her constituents are counting down the days to the next GE.
Hoo-ee, what a cunt.
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Amber Rudd – Rambe’ Drud.
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I think it’s all been very well said already so I’ll leave Amber alone to stew..
Ah fuck it! She’s a weak minded condescending traitor who needs to go fact finding for Ebola in de Ivory Coast paradise.
Fucking filthy rat.
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According to Wiki the Dudd can trace her ancestry back to Charles 11. Probably from a union between old Charlie boy and one of the London street whores he favoured with his dipstick. It’s in the genes.
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Good news/ Bad news someone mentioned arse cancer on this site with relevance to pipe smoking.
I was woken up the other night by a small painful mole between my arse hole and ball sack, it was very sore and stingy, in my half wake mode I investigated, decided that a twist and tug may be in order.
The mole came off painfully but quickly and I went back to sleep only to find a small smelly spider on the carpet next to the bed in the morning.
There are two Morales to this story the first being scare mongering on the site can have terrible repercussions and the other is perhaps I should invest in a bidet as I get older and my arse fluffs up.
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What the fuck are you trying to say here?……. you had an arachnid nesting in your arsehole? Is that it? I need more information here. You’ve fucked my head up you cunt.
Calm down, my money is on a small ball of shit threaded through with pubes.
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I feel faint, Nurse Cunty!, someone fetch Nurse cunty….
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It is spider mating season so the problem is not going away..
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You’re not helping here Terry. The sweat is pouring off me, my hands are shaking, I feel fucking ill you bastard…….
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Deffo a spider of the genus Tagnuticus Stinkus.
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This has given me an idea for a future cunting. People who share too much information.
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A chugnut or lesser known as a winnit.
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That’s enough information. (Ed)
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Or was it a crab? Maybe a spider crab?
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“I’ve got a ferret sticking up my nose
and, what is more, it constantly explodes…”
All the same, Lord B, you have my sympathy.
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I was discussing with a vet friend about taking up pipe smoking. She went into one about anal cancer – quite put me off the idea. R.e. spider – could be one of those false widow bastards.
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Gooch smeg?
You’re welcome.
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I was thinking exactly the same. It might go some way to explaining the large numbers of pants on fire.
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It’s the liquid nicotine and tar you swallow apparently.
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Evening Lord B – I think what you’ve experienced is a tick. My JRTs have always slept on the bed with me*, and, living in Wales, with an abundance of sheep, it’s a regular chore to have to twang the blood-sucking little cunts off-of my dogs.
*Have had to twang a couple of the fuckers off me, as well – They love to bury their heads into sweaty areas and, as in your case (possibly) Biffin’s Bridge seemed like a most attractive holiday destination to the nasty little cunts.
Oh and before any of you cunts start – it wasn’t direct contact with a sheep in my case !
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Did it look like this Lord B?
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Yeah its a tick.
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no it was a cling on, I might have to get my crack waxed, not for any strange pleasure but it can be like shitting through a sieve sometimes.
Worse when a couple of the cunts knit together and try and cheese wire the turd as it comes out, having a shit can loose its pleasure.
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‘SHE WANTS TO GO OUT WITH A BANG’
Well I’m free around half seven on Friday and would be prepared to give it a go if she’s got plenty of cash to hand over in return for some action.
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For the love of God! Things can’t be that bad, Ron.
🤜🏻
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I jest of course Cap’n. Anyway my dear wife (bless her) would give me a thick ear.
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Better a thick ear than a dose of knob rot
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Ok My Lord, you’re just winding me up now you knobhead. I am a serious arachnophobic so only a cunt would pull a dirty trick like that. I’m going to be fingering my arsehole for the rest of the day until I can get down the pub and wipe those thoughts from my mind.
Thanks for that. 😫😩😭
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Freddie, you’ll really have to change your name. Whoever has heard of a frog that’s afraid of spiders. You must be the world’s first vegetarian frog!
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Ah, but i’m not an ordinary frog, i’m a magic 🐸 frog, know what I mean?
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dont worry Freddie it wasn’t a real spider just a raisen of poo with a load of pubes stuck in it hence “smelly spider”
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She is a complete cunt, nuff said
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Dudd is a Remainiac deluded ugly cunt.
Fuck off.
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She knows what black cock tastes like.
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Lick her arse.
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amber dudd do something useful in you life for once down Hastings way, get out in the channel in a kayak with a harpoon gun and try some immigration control, but you would probably miss anyways, so just f–k off
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