The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo

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The Edinburgh military tattoo…What the fuckitty fuck fuck fuckitty fucking fuck has happened to this once slightly watchable event on Albeeb?

It may not be everyone’s cup o’ tea, but once upon a time you had real military bands doing what real military bands do. It’s now a fooking bunch of libtard fuckwits prancing around ( I kid you not, some Maori military outfit doing a fucking jig to a song from that shitfest film Greatest Showman) !!!!!!!

It gets worse too. Even the new missus agrees me with me on this. Fuck the tattoo, Fuck Edinburgh and a double ‘Fuck You’ to the BB FUCKING C for putting this shite on TV.

Nominated by Pol Pot Pourri

34 thoughts on “The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo”

  1. The Bangladeshi Broadcasting Caliphate is more concerned with Wimminz issues and LGBTIQ+58:#;&9-4£:+975%: issues than celebrating our glorious military.

    Cunts.

  2. It shouldn’t be news to us that the incurable cancer of liberalism has metastasised across all forms of public entertainemnt, arts, ceremonies and any other type of event.

    The only real surprise here is that the soldiers won’t be marching with rainbow-coloured, 14″ dildos equipped.

    Perhaps remembrance day this year could feature a Miley Cyrus drag queen tribute act, singing an x-rated dirge as pink wreaths are laid and a new special regiment of street thugs march past the cenotaph in remembrance of their fallen, knived bruvvas, init.

    There are examples of great civilisations falling just after depravity and lunacy sets it; methinks the West is definitely close to the chopping block.

    • Went to this when with my granny (scottish) an my cousin as a kid,
      Liked Edinburgh and at the end of the tattoo they had a lone piper spotlight on the battlements, not a dry eye in the house, Very moving!
      Made a 13yr old kid from a council estate near manchester understand a little about taking pride in the armed forces and what it means to be not just proud of your country, but the relationship we have with Scotland,
      Know we wind each other up,
      but many a scotsman has gave his life on the field for us and im grateful for that.
      Whoever did this and gave in to pressure from the equality nazis, should be ashamed, when is enough enough?
      Whens someone going to draw a line in the sand and say “no, no way, do one.”
      That 13yr old kid would walk away from it now learning jack shit.
      Yours sincerely Gutted
      The north.

      • Very profound MnC, almost brought a tear to my eyes imagining it. Different times back then.

        Who would want to join the services now with threat of being prosecuted for doing your job? They didn’t have that kind of vindictive bs back then. And now look at Scotland, where my parents came from, with those broken records the SNP in charge. All gone to hell in hand cart.

      • Thanks Cuntologist!
        Cant understand the thinking behind prosecution of your own troops, never seem to go after the generals or the politicians who ordered the actions though do they?
        Think I’ve mentioned on here few times my love of Scotland and the Scots, funnily enough not met any SNP
        Supporters, whether my overenthusiastic greeting and friendship makes them feel bad and they don’t mention it not sure?!

      • Exactly they don’t go after the Generals – couldn’t make it up. Have we discovered a business opportunity?? I mean if the poor scroats are found guilty for following orders, why can’t we make millions out of taking action via legal teams going after the ones that give the orders!!! Fancy a go on Dragon’s Den?

        Best not to mention politics when you meet people or religion for that matter.

      • We could give it a go, but betting we’d be given the bums rush!
        The Generals and the politicians went the same posh schools,
        Eat at the same trough.
        They all get by on connections dont they, while people like us rely on working hard, trying to provide for our families etc
        Not one of them has missed a meal, or a backhand payment.

    • Haven’t you heard this one?

      There are women who pretend to be drag queens, in order to capitalise on the current drag queen zeitgeist.

      To be clear, that is women, pretending to be men who dress up as women, just to get a bit of attention.

      • Fuck me, can you imagine a modern re-make? The Seargent Major, I guaranfuckingtee you would be played by a ‘strong female’, preferably black. I mean, don’t let daft stuff like ‘history’ get in the way of your PC agenda. Oh, it hasn’t stopped you before, has it?

    • Haha loved that!
      The great windsor Davies!
      Remember ‘whispering grass?’
      Topped the charts with little Don Estell!
      Poor little Don died in poverty, sea change at BBC, couldnt get any work,
      Poor little fucker, yet cunts like Ben Elton and Alexei sayle was raking it in Bbc kissing theyre arse.
      Lovely voice Don Estell.

  6. Yes – what a fucking let-down. Sat down with cuppa to watch the pipes and drums on iPlayer. I don’t know what the fuck I was watching as it sure wasn’t the tattoos of old. A load of old pisht as they say north of the border. I skipped through about 99% of it and watched the end where there really were pipes and drums – except for some BBC bitch talking over it. What a load of fucking bollocks.

    (can I also cunt my spellchecker as it doesn’t know that fuckign is actually fucking?)

    • Totally agree. Here in my little realm in Europe I am able to watch the Beeb and progs likr the Tattoo have always been top of the list. Oh dear what was this all about? Total bollox and succumbing again to political correctness. Those twee cunts with their misbehaved and out of control children and Labradors that take pride of place above can go and literally fuck themselves.

  7. Anything that glorifies the military is verboten at the Beelzebub Broadcasting Cuntebration. They would rather show a group of gaylords and “oppressed” Western Oriental Gentleman prancing around. Fuckwits.

  8. Remember as a young boy being taken by my parents to see the Royal Tournament.

    Seem to remember hating everything about it.

    • I was volunteered to participate one year. You couldn’t possibly have hated it more than I did. Ralph Reeder was running it that year, fat civvy cunt with phoney squadron-leader rank – but he was good enough to return me to my unit for minor crimes against good order. And they were good enough to say no more about it.

  12. I’m surprised they didn’t force all the participants to dress in drag. Oh shit hope I haven’t given the cunts an idea for next year.

  13. Well His Cuntiness “I’m a pretty straight kind of guy” Bliar got rid of the Royal Tournament in 1999 because he and his keepers lied that the Tournament had no place in civilised society in the new millennium. Remember the Field Gun Competition? The toughest team sport in the world and the Cunt got rid of it. I remember the record set by Devonport and the crowd booing his Tininess’s representatives.

    • I’d seen the Tournament as a kid before I had to work on it, and I remember it as being pretty magic then.
      The Field Gun Competition and the RA Ride were great value. I didn’t know it was the Rev. Blair who scuppered the Tournament. Wonder if he thought Iraq contributed to civilisation in the new millenium?

      • I remember that. Used to like to watch it. Getting the gun over the obstacle course? Blair got rid of that. What a cunt.

  14. Currently typing this from Dania Beach about 10 Miles south of Ft. Lauderdale waiting for hurricane Dorian to fuck off. Been watching Yank TV a lot as a result. I can honestly say I haven’t seen any libtard woke shite on TV at all. In fact me and Mrs WCC were laughing at an interior design advert taking the piss out of benders. I mentioned that you’d never see that allowed on UK TV. I guess LA would be a different prospect.

    Being here in the US has made me so aware of how oppressive the UK is…even the dark keys of which there are many seem ok. The UK is cunt and it really pains me to to say that.

    Now fuck off!

    • Same on Tunisian tv when I was on holiday. No mixed-race couples on their adverts or token whites! A refreshing fucking change from our Liberal PC bullshit.

  15. I thought it involved Marines throwing naval guns over walls and sexually assaulting naval ratings while a harrier jet blew up a truckload of screaming towelheads.

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