Prince Harry Halfwit-Hewitt

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Fresh from giving a speech to an equally repugnant bunch of climate-change hypocrites,it now emerges that he and his darling wife took a private jet to Ibiza for a 5 day holiday…sheer bare-faced cheek considering that he had, a few days earlier, been banging on that people should be discouraged from flying to “well-trodden” holiday destinations.

This thick, entitled Bastard should take his wife, his brat and his thoughts and Fuck Off. Everyone has had enough of being lectured by sanctimonious “celebrities”, never mind being lectured by the illegitimate, brain-dead offspring of a publicity-mad trollop.

I never fell for the “People’s Prince” shite before he got married. It was quite obvious that he was only too willing to be a “Royal” when it suited him..cheating at school, taking a spot on a helicopter course which he was plainly too stupid to ever pass without certain “allowances” being made etc, but since he fell for Shy Megan he is unbearable. She leads him around like a yappy little lapdog. Hopefully she’ll take the Wanker for every penny, leave him ostracised in some Bongoland where they still enjoy head-hunting and Fuck Off back to America.

Once Betty and Phil croak, that should be an end to it. Enough of the “Royals “sponging off the taxpayers, consorting with shady Chinese businessmen and American child-abusers and generally treating the very people who pay for them with contempt. I’m not wild on the French or Russians, but they certainly had the right idea when it comes to Royal families.

Fuck them.

* I liked Princess Pippa. She was the only one with enough class and breeding to save the Royals from themselves…plus she had a nice arse, I’d have been only too happy to do her up the dirtbox….the jealous Cunts must have locked up the true “People’s Princess” in The Tower of London…typical.

Nominated Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

90 thoughts on “Prince Harry Halfwit-Hewitt”

  1. Have to say – I always thought it was tres fish, but how did he end up doing what I imagine is one of the most coveted jobs in the army air corps, when everything we know about his education points to a very mediocre intellect.

    • Good cunting Dick👍
      All P.R that man of the people shite,
      Spindoctors working on his public image.
      Hes a entitled, preachy, little cunt whos had his nose opened by some yank fanny.
      His dad should of taken the belt to him more, although James to be fair was busy wiping spunkstains off his uniform.

    • Because he is “royal” and cannot be seen to fail. Therefore certain allowances are built into any complicated training that the royals partake of. Of course this is not fair but so what he is a royal, and a good living can be made covering his arse. Now the poor thing has been meganised his life of fun will be a thing of the past he will get used to seeing his bollocks in her handbag.

      • Unlike Edward who flunked Marine training and then went on to join the musical theatre and is now ‘Master of The Worshipful Company of (uphill) Gardners.

  2. “Hopefully she’ll take the Wanker for every penny”.

    That’s our money, taxpayers money Dick. And if she takes him for everything reckon the taxpayer will simply give him more.

    Fuck him. Useless twat.

  3. Harry reminds me of that other gormless youngest son – Prince Edward, the silly cunt who years ago arranged a Royal “It’s A Knockout Show”. For anyone who doesnt remember it, it was a patronising hour of fun, frolics, cheap vulgarity and Stuart Hall (yes that one – the Savile wannabe).

    Totally unsuited for any sort of job Edward like the ginger wanker used to get involved in cheap show-bizzy crap, but he has gone one better (if you consider a Hollywood soap opera tartlet “better”) -all Edward got was another old queen called Lloyd-Webber with his “Really Useful” Company (which should have been sued under the trade descriptions act). Why doesn’t Charlie demand a DNA test then, if we are all right with our suspicions, the little bastard could be kicked out of the firm, and Megan can fuck off back to soapland.

  4. I was never especially bothered by this illegitimate simpleton, but in the last 12 months the cutishness stock of the bastard has risen skyward faster than almost anyone else on record.

    That of course cannot be coincidental with his marriage to a woman who, in ghetto parlance, is little more than a ‘block ratchet’. Alarm bells for the royals should have been ringing violently when Meghan’s sole, solitary representative at her wedding was her mother – no other friends or relatives, well not unless you include recently acquired BFF Serena ‘In The Mist’ Williams.

    What an absolute fucking wankstain upon life’s rich tapestry the half-blooded prince has turned out to be. I always felt that his various ‘charity’ exploits like the Invictus Games and all those wankfests in the arctic circle were merely ego trips; I guess Meghan has merely brought out the true blue-chip cunt in him that has always existed.

    I agree that the royals should be jettisoned after her maj is carried out. Whether you approve of the royals or not, she has done a relatively exemplary job of not becoming embroiled in the same shite that her progeny have.

    The one consolation in all this is that Harry is nearly as far down the pecking order of the throne as I am, the carrot-topped arch-cunt.

  5. He’s a fucking idiot. In fact he’s such a schmuck you could almost believe that Charlie the retarded chimp was really his father. He proved that when, with all the upper class fanny available to him , he married that no tit , sleb obsessed American trollop. What a cunt.

    • Just think, that cunt could have had his pick of high society dirty posh bitches. I wouldn’t mind but objectively speaking, Meghan is far from stunning. She doesn’t even have notable pins or norks.

  6. He’ll soon get tired of being told how to think and act by the virtue signaling snowflake supreme yank.
    He thought he’d got someone special but she turned out to be just another hollywood airhead.
    No more good times for you Harry till she’s tired of playing the royal and fucks off gor good.

    • Ah, she now thinks that she is something extraordinarily gifted; the fountain of bullshit will reach epic proportions.

  7. Not that she was especially beautiful either, but you can imagine that Chelsea Davy would have been up for bedroom activities dirty enough to be illegal in certain countries.

    • Yeah that posh bitch is as hot as fuck and she would know her place and how to behave. Unlike that SJW piece of trailer trash.

      Speaking of trailer trash I see more than a hundred pikeys have turned up in Brighton, parked up on the seafront and are busy trashing the place. The silence from the green bitch Lucas is deafening.

  8. I would love to know what the army lads out in Afghanistan really thought of the sponging prick, all you ever hear is ‘Great down-to-earth bloke’, ‘one of the lads who mucks in’. Did he do much in Afghanistan? I don’t know, maybe he sat in the cockpit on the tarmac going, “Brrrumm brrrumm, I’m in a magic flying machine”.

  9. Markle doesn’t even pass the boner test, Harrys’ a fucking idiot.

    I wonder how Meghan, the feminist SJW feels about having to bow to Madge? Awkward.

    Heard a bloke say he’d hoped to get the DJ gig at their wedding, so he could play ‘Candle In The Wind’….on a loop.

  10. Good stuff Dick.

    When Her Maj croaks I’d like to see Kate ascend the throne. She doesn’t half give me the fucking horn. The rest can piss off and join a travelling freak show.

    Always despised the Royal Family and everything they stand for. Entitled parasites one and all.

    • Agreed Creampuff, the Duchess of Doolittle is very tidy indeed, William is slowly morphing into his uncle Edward and punching well above his weight nailing a bit of Home Counties muff.

  11. Am I the only one who sees parallels with the late Duke and Duke of Windsor? (Edward’s spouse must have been a bloke in drag).

    Oh for a Saturday night excursion through the underpasses of Paris.

    • There are some obvious parallels, she even looks a bit like the other American bitch. Mrs Simpson, however, was a fucking Nazi not an SJW. But just like Markle she had the cunt well under her thumb.

      • Mrs. Simpson looks rather like what Greta Thunderpants will look like in 20 years.

        I wonder if Harry will shag GT ?

  12. Once Diana had produced the future king I reckon Charlie gave her the cold shoulder so he could play with Camilla.
    Diana discovered she liked cock and went on a fuckathon…. result
    The Ginger Cunt!

    • Could well be the case; however heir and a spare is the usual practice for members of the upper upper class.

  13. Seltbelt shunning peoples princess Diana, should of instilled some sense in this ginger cuckoo, rather than working her way through the queens guards.
    What a fuckin rotter.

  14. I think William got it right with Kate- I think she’s fucking scrumptious. Willie,you lucky cunt.
    Harry however drew the short straw by marrying that squinty spear chucker,sorry but I think she has a face like a fucking goat and she talks shite every time she opens her mouth. Usually some old bollocks about wimminz, poofters, Um Bongo drinkers and her insatiable hatred for Mr Whitey.
    I think in a year or two she’ll morph into a 25 stone boiler. She has that look about her. Imagine Harry’s face looking at his obese sweaty missus every morning as she rolls over in bed,scratches her enormous sweaty arse then let’s out a massive fart right in his face.
    Womp womp womp wommmmp

    • Can’t see the bitch getting fat, she’s a fucking vegan. You have to eat lorryloads of that shit every week to end up looking like the Abbotpotamus.

      • Cheers Freddie. I wasn’t aware that she’s a vegan,though I probably should have guessed she was one, given what a monumental cunt she is.

      • I had a dream last night about flabbabottomuses, they were actual animals hunted to extinction for their blubber.

    • Kate’s one of those with far too many teeth to fit in her gob, same as Megan, but have you seen MM getting porked in an episode of Suits ? You’d have to be a far more restrained man than myself to say “Nah, thanks, love, I won’t bother”

      Also, these comments about her acting are way off the mark(le) – She’s actually a better actress (sorry, actor) than most, whether you want to admit it or not.

    • I hope she bloats up stops combing her hair, wanders round in sweatpants and leggings, slippers on all day,
      Yawns when he speaks,
      Argues with him in public,
      Calls him out in public about his parentage.
      Sneers about his mummy issues.

      • If she were to behave like that, the royal family would deal with her like they dealt with her mother in law .
        She will do well to remember the circles she moves in now, don’t tolerate scrubbers with ideas above their station.

  16. Off piste, but that fuckin fossilised cunt Hesseltine has been talking about putting the national interest before any personal or career interests when considering Brexit.
    Does he mean in the same way that he does, by pocketing £90000 a year land subsidies from the EU? Small beer maybe to him but what other ventures do we not know about? This lisping twat has enough wealth to be able to have sorted out his speech defect long ago. Percy, my parrot can enunciate better than he does.

      • Sod off you. I never said it was relevant!
        😀🦜. You’ll have to excuse me, that was actually Percy speaking. Who’s rattled your cage tonight?

      • I meant Heselcunt was largely irrelevant. Trust Percy to get the wrong end of the stick!

      • Fucking old bastard should fucking die……..especially as i’ve got the cunt in the dead pool.
        Shaun needs to get his voodoo kit out get to work on the wanker.

    • And I bet Percy’s learnt to “go” in just one small corner.

      Heselcunt just pisses over everything.

      Has Sourtits’ head exploded ? There seems to have been radio-mush silence from her the last couple of days. Maybe she’s tripped up and drowned in her wet nappies.

    • Those old remoaner cunts like Tarzan, Clarke and Major, they all bang on about the need to stay in EU, but not for the common good, but more like vested personal interests of their own.

  17. Can’t stand the ginger fuck pig or his choccy woccy wife.
    Same goes for the other dole bludgers but that is a different story.
    They want the public to pay for all their trimmings but then they tell the same people that keep them in their lavish lifestyle to fuck off because they want a private life….yeah fuck off you pair of cunts and see how far you get on a peasants wage.

  18. My abiding memory of the ginger was a news item/film of him on patrol with a couple of gurkhas in Afghanistan, obviously a complete hard on for the media,but even more obviously nothing more than a pure publicity film clip, seems like a life of falsehoods apart from one ‘a cunt’

    • What they don’t show is his Royal Protection Officer ready to take out some AK47 wielding towelhead should the need arise.

  19. Smear the Royals in liver paste, then turn them out on to the vast Northumbrian Fiddler Estates.
    Then release The Hounds.
    Tally ho ! Dick. Tally ho !
    Get To Fuck.

  20. This weekend in Ipswich our Labour MP (Sandy “faggot” Martin) spoke at a Pro Democracy rally.

    The Pro Democracy rally main objective is to in democratically stop Brexit, democratically voted for by the great British public and democratically triggered by MP’s.

    Coincidentally whilst 58% of the Ipswich electorate voted to Leave the EU Sandy Martin has in democratically decided he knows best and has decided we should stay.

    Fucking arsehole. Bring on the election Boris.

    • I hope he does call an election, our mp is angela smith she will be out of a job next morning ( if she stands ) she is hated by both sides.

    • Evening Willie. If there is an election, I hope Sir Nigel wins enough seats to hold the balance of power.
      The outrage and horror of all the anti democratic remainiacs will be exquisite.
      Gina Miller might even top herself.
      One can but dream.

  22. Haha jesus Cuntflap!
    Diane Abbott scrubs up alright doesnt she?
    Go on, big un, gizza bite o yer chickenleg!!!

  23. Sorry to go off road but urgent notice of the intended remainer MPs bill that will force the Governments hand to extend Brexit. Ok so we know about it … no surprise on that score. However did you know it requires our PM not only to request but also accept whatever the EU offer!!! I shit you not fellow Cunters – whilst it may seem impossible I suggest you check this out. There can be no clearer evidence of the sort of relationship remainers want in the long run with the EU than to force our PM ( cunt that he is) to have to accept exactly what the EU determine. Can you all check this out and pass this message to the agnostics you know —— this could be a huge mistake by the remainers as even mild mannered people of either persuasion will find this ( if you shout about it enough) going too far.

    • Did someone say something about a ‘constitutional outrage?’ Alternate universe time…
      (fade to sepia, harp music)
      Churchill; I’ve been instructed to ask you what you want.
      Hitler; Czechoslovakia, Poland, France, the Netherlands. Belgium…and the UK…to start with.
      Churchill: Anything you say, Adolf. Shall we call it the European Union?

      • Absolutely. It’s the remoaners who are proposing a constitutional outrage. And a precedent for the unconditional surrender of our sovereignty. Sorry if that wasn’t clear.

  24. I had a dream Harry and Megain were being introduced to an audience and the compere said ‘Now please welcome the Best People in the World…’ and that’s exactly what these cunts actually think they are. Condescending, aloof, vain, patronising fucking elitist cunts living the high-life off the backs of the hard work of the peasants the twats presume to lecture with trendy woke bullshit. Fuck off and die – make the world a better place.

  26. Rather double the amount of Royals than have president for life Blair or any other fucking politician in driving seat, all time there is a higher order it keeps the megalomaniac bastards in their place because they aren’t top of the totem pole.

  27. Blair can’t function, nary appear in public these days without being high on Adrenochrome. I’d love to see the Satanic cunt just casually taken out by ‘Final Destination’ style means.

    • Whatever the cunt’s taking, he’s sounding sicker and sicker. Might pop him into DeadPool again, in fact. He’ll be in Ghana tomorrow.

    • Imagine if he did pop his clogs: all the libtard snowflakes would go into a week-long mourning, along with will the illegal gimmegrants – all of them thankful to Blair for making them what they are today!

      Hope their won’t be a state funeral! Just stick him in a wheelie bin and dump him in a feral town like Leyton – he’ll probably end up in a kebab shop on the end of a skewer!

      • I want him to be buried properly so I can take a dump on his grave. In fact, I’d suggesta tomb for him, his loathsome wife and his revolting spawn, consisting of a rococo public toilet, with squat facilities in the rural Arab style, the outlets going straight down to the vault containing their corpses.

  28. Call me a cunt, but I’d rather shag Harry’s missus than William’s. I think Meghan’s better looking than Kate and she’s got to have better tits. Just sayin’.

  29. The Prince taken upon a merry dance by a little monkey.
    Is it a children’s book? Do parking stanleys watch Peppa Pig ?
    Difficult questions
    Just fuck off.

  30. Quite frankly the stupid Duracell cunt shouldn’t have been given permission to marry the attention seeking, opportunist choc ice. The retarded fucker was only thinking through his gonads and now it’s given birth it’s diluted the Royal blood even further, if that was possible. I thought bestiality was illegal, anyway?

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