What a fucking slag this bird is.
I hear she got her latest round of plastic surgery for free, presumably because of the massive publicity for the Turkish butchers who can soon expect dozens of other British scrubbers to be flying out there to pay through the nose to become overnight slebs.
However they will get their money back when Katie has to have the inevitable fanny tightening operation. That will be a long and expensive job…….. the worlds leading fanny tightening experts will be there with their scaffolding and tunnel supports. How exciting!
I wonder which channel it will be on?
Nominated by Freddie the Frog
The sad thing is, whilst not my cup of tea, she was not unattractive in her early career. Now she looks appalling.
Sam Smith, what a twat…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2019/09/14/joke-of-the-day-10/#more-11300
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If Smith has a cock, he’s a bloke. End of. Fucking “they/them” – what a cunt.
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What’s all this they or them bollocks ? Sam Smith is a man all be it a poor excuse for one. He must be if he’s got a cock .
All this gender neutral shite is getting me confused, I’m going to have to have a lie down now.
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Quite so Mr Kowalski.
Remove his cock, remove his balls, pump him full of oestrogen, he’d still be a man, albeit a severely deluded man.
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Yep he has a cock, bit he is a CUNT. Doesn’t that make him binary?
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By the way he wails in his last effort, i think he kept his cock but has lost his balls.
Dreadful,attention-seeking mediocrity.
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Thank the Lord he’s straightened that out. I was losing sleep wondering how to refer to him. Apart from “cunt” obviously.
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Katie Price: More pricks than a second hand dartboard.
Filthy made.
As for Sam Smith: Ugly attention seeking poof.
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Shes going to look freakish soon if not already like all plastic surgery addicts,
Shes even uglier in her soul,
No morals, grasping, greedy, disloyal,
What a fucking rotter.
First time i saw her she was a young untouched by the knife page 3 bird,
And i would of drained my nuts arid in her.
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Back in 1999-2000 was perhaps her peak. She went downhill quickly.
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Another dog that joins the list of silly bitches to turn themselves into an extra from Total Recall.
She does like it up the bum apparently though I doubt the enjoyment thereof.
No thank you and fuck off.
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I’d rather put it in her bum than her mouth… I presume that her bum is much cleaner.
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Let’s give her a call Unkle Terry ? Ask if she’s up for a double bumming. It would be like sticking our dicks in the Dartford Tunnel neither of us would touch the sides.
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I hope when she finally kicks the bucket she isn’t cremated! The air pollution from all that melted plastic will get all those Extinction Rebellion cunts in a right old tizz, especially Greta Thundercunt herself.
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She’s a car crash in slow motion in a symbiotic relationship with the sewer media. She’s devouring herself in public and the vulture media a circling.
What the fuck is up with the world that we gorge ourselves on the downfall of what is basically a middle aged slapper at the wrong end of her faded youth.
The diet some of the nature lives on, eastenders and trashy slebs for mum and the daughters and the religion of football for dad and the lads, throw in some grime and watch the toxins work.
Katie Price, Danniella Westbrook and the now atomic waste Kerry Katona are all fine examples of underclass icons.
Reminds me I must put the rubbish out before I go out this morning.
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Some of the nation.
Cunt me
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Saw Wetbrook’s fizog on the box last pm; she looks like one of those genetically-fucked dog breeds that has trouble with its oxygen intake.
I wonder if she’s a plastic bumhole like Joannaaah ?
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Diana Westbrook. I feel as if ive been sent back to the 90s at the mention of that name, along with Danni Behr and Donna Air. I was still at school.
Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit having a row just after their publicist had told Paparazzi they were drink around Soho.
Carol Vorderman and Chris Evans were on TV far too often and people like Jay Kay swigged champers in La Tante Claire. Meanwhile, the rest of the country continued to see inequality rise under Blair.
Cool Britannia and all that.
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Harveys bound to kill her sooner or later i wouldnt worry.
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Or fuck her to death.
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I remember him burning himself at home, I think it was because he answered the iron.
Frankie Boyle said she picks big blokes to stop Harvey fucking her.
Katie Price – ie eat prick.
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Like any true contemporary sleb towards the bottom of the food chain Katie has given her brats ridiculous wank names……..
Princess
Junior
Jett
Bunny
Then, of course, there is the sensibly named Harvey, the poor bastard. Fair play to Katie though, she doesn’t lock the problem child away like the Royal Family. Oh no Harvey is regularly paraded around to drum up more attention for his slag of a mother. I hope no two bob cunt is going to post any clips of Harvey on here for a cheap laugh. That would be terrible.
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Harveys dating Greta Thunderpants at moment, these sleb couples eh?
Be good for both of them, shes teaching him to pick up litter and hes teaching her how to throw faeces at people.
Itll end badly, you mark my words have 2 lovely kids, then disaster!
Him shot down in a rage from tall building.
“It was beauty killed the beast”.
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That made me laugh MNC . Very Poetic.
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Hello Fenton!
Youve gone all Polish?
Yes i write like like arthur conan doyle or Byron dont I?
Still waiting for a Turner prize but theyre prejudice against northerners!😰
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I wonder what she would look like now if she hadn’t mutilated herself…. she was pretty hot until she decided to let some surgeon take an ugly stick to her.
She’s obviously mentally ill, youd think someone would stop her. Though I guess it’s too late now.
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I saw a picture of her before her career started and she looked quite nice. She must consider herself to be inadequate or she wouldn’t feel the need to mutilate her body. I remember her on tv talking about something she’d done , she said “I’m a diva now, and that’s what divas do.” You don’t have to be a psychologist to understand her. Overcompensating for low self esteem.
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I know who Jordan reminds me of:Dobbin the pantomime horse from Rentaghost.
Her minge is a bigger hole tan the Caracus debt pile.
Vile cock sucking slag.
Nothing wrong with sucking cock,though, is their, Justin?
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Caracas. Is that the capital of Bumholia?
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Didn’t know this fucking wretch was still around.
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Most of her isn’t.
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I am pretty sure Boeing and Airbus hire her well used shitbox as a wind-tunnel when testing their prototype jet engines for new aeroplanes!
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Took the kids to see her in pantomime.
Was difficult explaining to them why she bent over each time someone shouted “he’s behind you”….
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It’s the last role of the dice for Katie.
But don’t worry cunters. All the media are lining up to over-promote – read force-feed – the beautiful, sexy, witty, erudite and multi-talented Gemma Collins.
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Roll. Fucking autocorrect.
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Roll in flour?
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Mmmmm….yummy
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And batter.
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Katie was on a tour of Ireland and she was asked how she liked County Down. She said she preferred it when Carol Vorderman was on it.
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Who do you think has had the most cocks……..Katie Price or Mrs Bercow?
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I was at a nightclub once and this harlot was there with an entourage doing some promotion for some shite. Anyway I don’t stay out late much anymore and nodded off on one of the sofas awakening to find myself in a pitch black cavernous space. I could see a dim light and made my toward it. Turned out drunken slag Katie Price had sat on me and I’d completely disappeared inside her anus without so much as squeak or pop, she was halfway back to Surrey by the time I managed to get close enough to the chasm’s entrance for a phone signal. Fucking bitch.
On the plus side I found a pretty nice watch.
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The only thing I’ll ever defend Price on is that Frankie Boyle’s Harvey joke was completely unfunny shit. And no, not for even a PC reason, it was just shit as a supposed joke. I love how the left defend non-PC humour so long as the comedian is of their leaning.
It’s funny how Price and ex-Andre started out on similar career trajectories – Bimbo and Himbo respectively – yet these days Pete is a seemingly alright bloke and father, whereas she’s this perpetual car crash that would make Jayne Mansfield green with envy.
And as for Sam Smith, give me a fucking break. It’s poofs like him that ruin it for the rest of us. He won X Factor singing about being a fat poof who couldn’t get a boyfriend, and now he’s telling us he doesn’t even know whether he wants a boy or girl friend. What I want you fucking freak is for you to fuck off and never darken the charts or the news again.
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She is a woman for our times.
Famous for fuck all.
Kids by several fathers.
Trashy looks, thanks to surgery and tattoos.
Seems to be in court twice a week, speeding, drink driving, public order, scrapping in nightclubs.
I’ve always found her annoying. She was the least attractive page three girl of her day, only made it bigger by fucking footballers and z list boy band cunts. Now, no one remotely famous will even finger bang the slut, she’s even beneath the towie /Geordie shore vermin, so she now fucks anything, usually cowboy builders os permatanned car salesmen.
I guy I know once took a girlfriend to Turkey for a tit job/holiday. The cheap implants went bang on the flight home, and had to be removed by the nhs when they landed. I wouldn’t let those cunts cut my hair, let alone perform unnecessary surgery on me. Stupid slags….
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This woman has destroyed herself. That is the irony of these cosmetic surgery freaks. They do it in order to look good for longer or to enhance and rejuvenate their faces or bodies, but all they succeed in doing is making themselves look MUCH WORSE, especially when they do it over and over again, like this stupid, insecure, looks obsessed twat. When she was young and new to modelling, she was stunning – a natural beauty who needed no fucking nips and tucks at all, so why she has seen fit to destroy herself across the years is beyond me.
What annoys me about this woman isn’t what she does to herself – if she wants to look like a freak, that is up to her, but the fact that she does all of this with five children onlooking. What does this say to them about priorities in life? It says so many things all at once:
That looks are the most important thing about you and any other quality you may have has no value.
That flying off to fucking Turkey for facial surgery is more pressing an issue than being a fucking PARENT and focusing on your children and their needs.
That traumatising your younger children (which this cunt did, apparently) with your freshly hacked up face is no big deal, as long as you feel better about yourself, and they can just suck that shit up.
She is so self-absorbed it is actually vomit-inducing.
The only thing I give her credit for is the care of her oldest child and the determination she has shown in raising him herself and tackling his disabilities head on, whilst that ugly, piece of shit cunt who fathered him, Dwight Yorke, hit the road within minutes of impregnating her, picking up speed when he found out his child was disabled.
That I admire her for.
What a shame she ruins this by continuing to place all emphasis on her looks and not giving a fuck how this impacts her other children, who are constantly exposed to this utter cuntery of hers.
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Always preferred Jakki Degg back in those days myself.
Katie Price got celebrity mother of the year at one point years ago.
Just about some things up really:
Multiple kids to different fathers.
Seems to prioritise money and fame over her children.
Seems to shag any knuckle dragging fuckwit including that fat cunt Dane Bowers
I do feel sorry for Harvey though.
Last I hear she was planning to ship him off to a residential care home because she said she was finding him difficult to manage.
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Id still fuck her /i reckon most blokes would whether they admit to wanting to fuck katie???
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Got to be honest, I’ve never even bashed one out over her! However, I eagerly await the video of her being mercilessly bum raped by the window licking mong Harvey!
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A twat tightening The Consultant will be there for quite some time hope he’s got plenty of time and patience While he’s there ask him if he’s seen my Dads pickup truck it reversed into Her fanny and has never been seen since.
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A dirty old cunt. She exploits her disabled son for her own gain then is outraged when call the lad a ‘honey monster’
Get over yourself you dried up herring-stinking, binbag of old shellfish and biro in. You shouldnt have gone out on the piss with Dwight while you were pregnant. Now your child will be dependent on you for life.
Egregious cunt.
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” Does my Cunt stink in this ? ”
It stinks in anything, you old slag , now Fuck Off.
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I’d give those tits a good sucking, followed up by a good tit wank.
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She looks like a melted wellie, the best thing is exterminate, exterminate, exterminate before this test says something else retarded, she will always find a new low to stoop to for any publicity, what a test she is, I wish this cunt would just fuck off never to be seen or heard from again….
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I would imagine by now her snatch must be like entering one of those clagged up London sewers and I think her snatch has been filmed more often….
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This Price bint is an absolute 21st century PT Barnum free for all horror show.
Sold her body and laterly her entire life to the media for a living, . Now failing in looks to pimp out and having to flog herself and her multi fathered ‘wronguns’ for further media pay dirt, she’s on a downwards spiral and will pimp herself out to the media right to her deathbed.
She’s done, burnt out, fucked out, fucked up and we’ll worth keeping an eye on for a bit of Barnum esque fatalist freakshow entertainment.
Dianna Dors could tell her plenty about maintaining her looks into her ’40’s.
I’d give it 5 years to an obit in the Telegraph.
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Read my mind, was thinking “give it a few years and here’s a shoe in for the Dead Pool.”
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Katie was never nice even when she was younger…
She’ll do a Jade ‘Cunt’ Goody and be a media prossie right until the end…
Then she’ll be canonised by the hordes of phone zombie Love Island watching chavcunts…
I bet all the jizz this slag has had would fill Heaton Park reservoir… She should now be sealed up like a defunct oil rig, the dirty bitch….
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