What a fucking slag this bird is.

I hear she got her latest round of plastic surgery for free, presumably because of the massive publicity for the Turkish butchers who can soon expect dozens of other British scrubbers to be flying out there to pay through the nose to become overnight slebs.

However they will get their money back when Katie has to have the inevitable fanny tightening operation. That will be a long and expensive job…….. the worlds leading fanny tightening experts will be there with their scaffolding and tunnel supports. How exciting!

I wonder which channel it will be on?

Nominated by Freddie the Frog