A traffic-jam-causing, wish-I-was-a-copper-cunting for this shower of shite, please.
Whether they’re sat on their arses in the office, placing 50MPH speed limits on the motorway for absolutely no apparent reason, to the cunts that sit at 60MPH on the motorway in their 4×4’s pretending their traffic police, dreaming that they’re in an episode of ‘Road Wars, with all manner of dull cunts not overtaking them as they can’t differentiate between them and the real police. I, personally, take great delight in roaring past them knowing full well that they’re chomping at the bit to have the powers to do something about it, but have as much authority as the WRVS – read their blogs or websites!! When they cone off lanes on the motorway at an incident I attend in my role as a NHS Big Yellow Taxi Driver, they try to tell me where to park the ambulance, sometimes. I take great delight in ignoring them.
They’re the traffic equivalent of a PCSO, or ‘CHIMP’, as some in the police call them – Completely Hopeless In Most Policing Situations – a waste of space. Put the money spent on these cunts and put it back into the Roads Traffic Policing Units. They even have their own fucking series!!! Who commissioned that unadulterated shite? Drama as they sit with a woman who has a flat tyre!!! Gasp in admiration as they stand, brooms at the ready, to sweep up after an RTC, after the REAL Emergency Services have fucked off for tea and medals.
Fuck me ragged…..
Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt
Elf and safety obsessed wannabe plod.
No powers,no common sense and no chance of ever doing anything worthwhile.
Send them to Pyongyang.
Corbyn is still a cunt.
We ARE leaving on the 31st of October. It IS happening. Jo Swindon can fuck off,silly little tart. Just enough MP’s to fill a mini Bus and she thinks she will be PM?
Fuck off, deluded cow.
We will revoke article 50!
How undemocratic is that.
Bitch.
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While I think about it:
Gareth Thomas has HIV. So what? If you take your meds you can not pass it on and you will live a normal life.
It is not the death sentence it once was. So,shut up you prissy little queen.
Also,he is very ugly.
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Mr Fidler would have a cure
Release the Hounds!!!!!!
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It sounds like this shower were responsible for “road improvements” not far from my place.
A 1/4 mile stretch of road was coned off for three years while the “improvements” took place. There was rarely anyone working during this period. I reckon most other civilised countries would have completed what was actually done in a weekend.
Guess what! The very same stretch of road is up again, (with no-one working 95% of the time) trying to improve the improvement.
Why work when you can drag the job out and get your wages from the bottomless tax payers purse.
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This countries road works are a fucking joke miles and miles and miles of cones 50mph limit and no fucker working for five or six years. M1 M6 M27 M4 just heard they are gonna start on the fucking M25 again near Heathrow oh what fun. Dartford crossing remove the toll booths now get more queues and no easy way of alleviating it by opening the barriers and dropping the charge. Highways Agency more like Highway robbery.
Compare to Japan from a few years back.
https://inhabitat.com/japanese-workers-take-just-6-days-to-fix-earthquake-shattered-road/
Christ our lot would still be setting the cones out.
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Great cunting DCI, it fucks me off to see miles of motorway coned off during the main holiday weeks.
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Off subject but something I wanted to mention.
Sarah Woolaston on channel four news: We need another referendum because voters are so much more informed now. Said the Conservative/Independent/Change UK/Independent/Liberal MP
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These idiots ought to change to “Yes but no butWasteofSpaceMPs”…
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I understand that their official title is a . . . . .HIGHWAYS AGENCY TRAFFIC OFFICER (HATO)
A HATO – very appropriate but more hated than Hato.
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Bertie, it sounds Irish.
“Oy begorrah, I tink I forgot me hat-oh”
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What a weekend for cunts this has been. In an epoch of cuntitude, it just keeps rolling on. Sam Gyimah has sloped off to join the unlib nondems, the latest in a line of cunts to say fuck democracy, I know better. Thing is, if you look at these ship jumping cunts, they all come across as archetypal Lib Dem twats anyway, so I’m tempted to think they were infiltrators, who were in their respective parties to fuck things up, then leave with a fanfare. Wankers.
Elsewhere, extinction rebellion have had a disappointing time trying to disrupt Heathrow Airport, with hi tech signal jamming grounding their drones. The co founder of this rabble was arrested twice over the weekend. How the fuck was the twat let out, knowing he was going to carry on his cunty behaviour? Sad cunts.
As for pigfuckers’ book, who cares? You had one job mate, and you fucked it up. Only cunts wanting pro remain ammunition will have the slightest interest in what you say. So, expect wall to wall coverage of it then…..
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The LimpDumbs are making me rather happy, as it happens. There is no way they can be a coherent party if they keep on accepting misfits and malcontents from everyone else.
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If you want to see your blood pressure rise and steam come out of your ears.Have a run down to the Dartford Crossing look to your left before you go through the tunnels at the amount of Range Rovers with these fat lazy bastards in just sat there doing nothing How much an hour?
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These utter cvnts have made life a fucking misery for us in East Kent for the last year. The M20 has been coned off and a 50mph speed limit imposed for 20 or so miles. Average speed cameras liberally posted along the way of course. Apparently people doing a mere 3mph over the limit are being ticketed, sometimes multiple times in a single journey. KER-FUCKING-CHING. All down to the potential impact of a no deal Brexit. They’ve erected a semi permanent barrier on one side of the motorway which will house the contra flow after they’ve turned the coast bound carriageway into a giant lorry park. No chance the fuckers could take the damn thing down as the date of Brexit changed and changed again. Oh no, far too much trouble. Better leave it up and inconvenience the entire county until Brexit is resolved, even if it takes another 5 years. Better that than lose the cash cow they’ve set up. They are also implementing ‘smart motorway’ changes. Big sign telling us how they will be ‘improving our journey’. That in itself is questionable, but in the meantime they’ll be making your life a fucking misery whilst they ponce about implementing variable speed limits. These cvnts typify the public sector. We’re right, you’re wrong, we know what’s best so you can all fuck right off. CUNTS.
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Just to add a supplementary cunting for BT Openreach, and their compulsion to put poorly-signed single-lanes with malfunctioning temporary lights (sometimes permanently on red one way) on twisty B roads for weeks on end. Oh, and resurfacing operations which leave an inch-deep layer of loose gravel across the road. Bad enough for car paintwork, but bloody lethal for bikers.
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These pretend police are cunts. I broke down on the M1 (midlands somewhere), car just died, so I quickly moved onto the hard shoulder. Where I stopped the hard shoulder also stopped just before a bridge or something, wow I thought, that was lucky.
Then the AA gay came and informed me that he couldn’t ‘rescue’ me as there was no hard shoulder for him to park on in front of me. However, there was ‘hard shoulder’ it just happened to have some white lines on it. “Really”, I thought, ok. I’ll push my car back (max 6″) to give AA gay some room. No. Not allowed to push a car on the hard shoulder.
Fucking nightmare, impossible ‘rescue’. What can we do?
AA gay phones traffic management team. Traffic officer pretend police have to attend (after 40 fucking minutes, even though I’d passed about three of the cunts in the last 5 minutes before breaking down). Traffic officer cunts now have a purpose! Whoopy fucking doo.
1. They take great pleasure in informing me of my mistake.
“You can only stop on the hard shoulder”
“I did”
“But you haven’t left enough room to be rescued”
“I did”
“But the AA can’t park on chevrons”
“How the fuck was I supposed to know, ‘rescue’ vehicles can’t drive on white lines”.
2. They tell me they are going to have to shut the motorway to facilitate my rescue
“Really?, why can’t we just push it back the 6′”
“Too dangerous”
“hmm”
3. They shut the M1. And make me look a Cunt!
They shut the M1. And they fucking enjoyed it, no, they really did. You could just see it in their evil little eyes, they finally had their excuse to exercise some power. Also, unnecessarily they both stood in the motorway. While me and AA gay moved my car 5-6′ back.
They made me look a right cunt, it was obvious to all the passing drivers (once they finally released the M1 again) that it was my fault that the M1 had to be shut. They just couldn’t work out why. Me neither really.
They are cunts.
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Make your piss boil these Wombles,they are even more useless than Hobby Bobbies. Needed 2 minutes to complete a 30 minute tacho break today…2 fucking minutes! Fat,red faced Vosa Cunt sez……IF you don’t move NOW….i’ll make something of it so I had 43 minutes break instead of 45. I thought he was then going to report me for insufficient tacho break. What a waste of money these CUNTS are,they can’t even change their own wheels,seriously! They have to call a tyre service to do it.Paint their Land Cruisers in Desert Camo and send the Cunts to the frontlines. Now Fuck Off for the night.
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My ex son in law is one of those orifice’ers. He was a cunt when he joined, and is a bigger cunt now. Job suits him. Cunt !
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A Cunt is a Cunt,there’s no part time Cunts….When they’re asleep…they are Cunts. When they’re dead …..they are Cunts,just dead Cunts.
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