I have changed my view on her. I now see her as some kind of Joan of Arc figure with her piercing singularity of vision.
She has said ‘We need to get back to pre-industrial levels of pollution’. How right she is. ‘The world she’s tough’ sang John Lennon. But not that tough. The Amazon is in flames, people in a Nordic country have placed a plaque to mark the end of a glacier. I’m no scientist, but the ‘consensus’ of scientific opinion is that there IS a Climate Emergency. Are they ALL part of some liberal conspiracy agenda?
My gut feeling is that we are PAYING or the earth is paying for all this raging Capitalism round the world. This ‘mania’ for producing things. This ‘frenzy’ of buying and selling. That has been going on for centuries now especially here in the West. I believe technology can help. But Greta is right we need to lessen consumption. We need to change our way of living. We need need to get back to pre- industrial small scale economic activity.
Nominated by Miles Plastic
You missed out a line at the end of your Nom
‘I’ll get mi coat’
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Good luck with this one….
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I’ve just had a vision that Emma Thompson is an angel, sent to us to save us from ourselves gawd bless her.
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You can start by setting an example and getting rid of that fuckin’ horse of yours with all the methane it produces. Or are you just playing Devil’s Advocate?
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Willow doesn’t fart.
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Greta is right, it is hard to ague with that statement but there is a huge issue which when raised is shot down like the german airforce in 1940.
That is the never ending population growth, it has been the main driver of consumption.
We have little Greta travelling Carbon Free to NY which in actual fact will produce more Carbon than if she had flown or taken ‘normal’ ship because the Carbon free boats crew are flying to and from the USA.
Fucking pointless!
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I am still worried about the bucket the poor little thing had to shit in for weeks on end – the contents must have caused a great deal of pollution to the ocean.
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They’ve probably bagged it up and are selling it on the internet at this very moment!
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Thunderbird dung. F.A.B.
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Thunderbird 2’s.
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Exactly! Human being are not only consumers (and the developing world is catching up with the west with consumerism) they are also contributers to deforestation and the encroachment of human settlements onto existing green belt and arible land.
These environ – mentalists think millions of farting cows are a problem but 7.6 billion farting, breathing human beings (and increasing)…….. Population control? What’s that?
When I watch clips or images of these national and local environmentalist demonstrations they are about 80% wamen….quell surprise.
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but little N’Kumba needs your help – please donate now….
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A positive drive for responsible birth control and contraception by certain religious leaders would be a step in the right direction. Care to take the lead Pope Francis*?
* Other organised religions with leaders Hell bent on flooding the world with their ignorant adherents are available.
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Nicely said Rtc!
Dont hear any religion jumping on board saying stop having children, the earths in crisis!
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Bang on RTC, the problem in a nutshell. But who has the bottle to tell these deranged idiots?
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You dirty, filthy commie.
We need to concrete over the Lake District and burn tyres for the sake of it, and force feed diesel to herons.
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Too right.
And chop the rainforest down to make harpoons for killing pandas with, the goggle-eyed cunts.
We could also use some harpoons to kill all the remoaners, greens, lezzers, poofters, trannies, cross-dressing cunts and other detritus that befouls the world.
Then what’s left of the rainforest can be bulldozed into a big heap, and set on fire- with Anna Soubry on top.
Get fucked.
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Sixteen years old, looks about eleven with the pig tails of a seven year old.
Probably never done a day’s work in her life or paid a Krona in tax and has no concept of the real adult world.
….yeah, I’m listening.
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But to be fair, she does have the body of a 12 year old………….I’ll get my coat!
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If Greta is Joan of Arc where are the faggots? – and I don’t mean Gaylord Adonis, Mangledbum, half the Labour party and Nick Boles.
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Just struck me who she looks like!
Terry Christian!
But with willie Nelsons hair.
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lol come to think of it…….
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I’m still seeing a “bloated Owen Jones in drag” thing going on when I look at Kuntberg..
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I say good on her. She’s talking about it and making it known and that is getting other people
talking about like on ISAC website etc for instance.
I think that will inspire people particularly the young to make positive changes.
I’m not sure about science things but the planet might heal itself eventually.
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Thunderbird is a (probably unaware) front for green industry interests who stand to make millions from the millennial horseshit she espouses. Gimmick upon gimmick. ‘Green’ yacht journey where crew had to fly to and from. Empty seats in a plane that was crossing the Atlantic with or without this fucking halfwit.
The answer to our problems is technology and population control not green gibberish.
Pre- industrial? Yep, along with the poverty and pandemics that went with it. And the first time a pubescent moron is deprived of their electronics will be when it all ends.
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She might be unaware but her parents are not. There is whole raft of vested interests behind her. The Sunday Times had a good article about it 2 or 3 weeks ago.
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Fuck Greta Thunberg – not literally.
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maybe thats what she needs, a bit of cock may give her a different outlook on life
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Hmm, I fear she may grow to be a ‘man-hater’ and start wearing comfortable shoes!
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This whole Greta Thundercunt thing is a trendy Libtard cult that’s getting out of control. Even if there is some truth to global warming, and I’m prepared to concede there might be some, the answer does not lie in regressing to the Middle Ages. If the Thundercunts have their way, before long the only people able to travel will be those that can afford carbon fibre yachts or can pay to “ offset their carbon emissions “ ( which is a con and a load of bollocks anyway).
Thundercunt needs to get back to school and moon over photos of Justin Bieber, like other normal teenage girls. She’s an odd girl being abused and misused by her family and by Green fundamentalists.
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of course it’s a con – it’s so the rich can travel, but the plebs can’t (see Fat Reg and the Hewett Child over the use of a private jet and “I planted a tree though”). Cunts to a man (or half-man in Reg’s case).
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I don’t like her but tbf at least she sticks to her principles and isn’t a hypocrite. Unlike certain members of the royal family…
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The queen Elton John? I remember him saying he off set his carbon for one of his aeroplane journeys.
Off set carbon sounds like after using the lavatory.
“I’d leave it ten minutes if I were you. I’ve just off set my carbon emissions”.
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I suffer from totally focused on one issue syndrome its part of the joys of living with manic depression. Tends to occur in the early stages of a manic incident. No cunt sailed me to America and I can assure fellow cunters that my intensity of focus in pursuit of a goal is far in excess of any thing little thundergirl can achieve as she has not had the benefit of a lifetimes bollocks like I have. The real reason the World is in such a state is too many Homo sapiens grabbing all they can. Flashback to the 70’s and the somewhat ragged consensus was we were heading for an ice age, we could still be.
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For 40yrs ive been looking forward to a ice age, bbq mammoth for sunday dinner, sheepskin underpants, the weak (soyboys) dying off.
Snowball fights in july!
Once again let down by empty promises.
The twats.
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The Remainers missed a trick in 2016…. had they got a 16 year old mong to head their crooked campaign, they would have won by a landslide!
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‘From out of the mouth of babes’. Sometimes we just need to hear simple truths. She’s very taciturn only using words sparingly. When she arrived in NY there was no great speech just ‘listen to the science’. That was all she said. ‘Listen to the science’. I have a belief that the earth is ‘fine tuned’ for human life. But fine-tuned for normal PROPORTIONAL human living. Not the GROSS DISPROPORTIONATE Capitalism of these last few hundred years.
Really we here in the West have been living the life of Reilly for decades now. The obscene consumption contributing to all the environment problems identified by science. You just have that gut feeling that there must became price to pay for all this. Greta (the Great) has been sent to tell us the party is over.
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Hear hear, Miles!
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Ok, this IS a piss-take…right?
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fucking hope so
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I think that poor old Miles has built something of a shrine to little Greta. When you enter that shrine, it lights candles and plays the theme to Jim’ll Fix It.
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I sort of agree and disagree, the earth isn’t fine tuned for us, we’re fine tuned for the current conditions on the earth. The fact is the planet would still be here regardless of what we do, the problem though is that if sea levels are rising and the planet is warming up, we, and several thousand other species, wouldn’t survive the change.
Now, what little Greta is saying is that if we don’t change then in several hundred years the human race will probably die out. But once again like all green wankers, she has no solution, just ‘listen to the science’, well how does the science keep the world running as we know it? It’s ok for her, she has use of a £4million yacht to travel to the USA, the rest of us have no alternative but to fly.
The thing is we’ll no doubt run out of fossil fuels or the population will reach a critical mass before the climate changes dramatically. So Greta and others are really banging the wrong drum.
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She is preaching to the converted (libtards) and those hoping to glean a few votes. As many honourable cunters have mentioned go to India, China and tell them to listen to the science should be a right fucking laugh. As for listening to the science i prefer reading the science and from my geological training and work I can state that climate change is a factor of our planets mechanisms and it often seriously fucked up the flora and fauna. We are not that special in the scheme of things we just have the ability to think we are. As an aside i will stick to my acquired knowledge of the subject rather than a school taught climate change lesson for my interpretation of the rather thin on the ground facts. Makes me cringe when I have the misfortune to witness our great leaders lapping up thunderbirds concise focused opinions like seals waiting for a dead sprat.
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It all sounds very good but!
Any fucker can say ‘listen to the science’ , ‘we have to act now’
It takes time to adjust they way we live, it is happening, but unless there is the same strategy in every country …. its not going to work.
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I think quite a few IsAC’s have shown their softer side on this nom.
I’ve only one thing to say about that. Toughen up and get back on message.
ps the next minute you’ll be going completely soft in the head and reciting poetry to us.
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quite – well said. Soft cunts.
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That hunched figure slinking off?….
Thats me!😳
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Did someone mention poetry?
I’ve unearthed another one of mine for cunters pleasure. It’s called ‘Harry Phosphate’:
Harry was a man of dreams
He had to muffle his girlfriend’s screams.
Sugarplum flubbercake, porker’s poke
Why was Phosphate such a bloke?
© RTC 1973
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Haha, i like it!
Art creeping into ISAC,
Anybody like the medium of dance?
No? No takers?
How about mime?
I was going to mime for you all!
No appreciation for the arts this lot Rtc
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Very good MNC!
I’ve never done mime, but did the Twist about 58 years ago.* Have not danced since however.
* Proof on 8mm Cine film…
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Like Marc Bolan i danced my way right out the womb, dance my way right in the tomb…
All just enthusiasm no grace, skill, or style you understand!
When your as tall as me you look like a tree in a hurricane dancing.
Remember as a kid watching the older lads dance to northern soul and feeling envious and dismayed, as i knew id never look that 😎 cool
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Hey Rtc, better give Gene hunt a bell on your new mobile phone, when Bertie reads poetry, dancing etc hes gonna have a meltdown!💥
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And it came true! You never did!
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Sadly true 3 stroke, while admittedly cooler than the average man,
Never be as cool as those dancing soulboys!
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Heh heh, I’ve only made one call Mnc, and that was just to make sure the fucking thing was working.
Either way, Bertie won’t have a meltdown – cos it’s that Percy parrot cunt who writes his posts nowadays.
Bertie’s in Percy’s cage. Or possibly the microwave…
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Actually MNC, I’m a sensitive soul who actually writes poetry! My specialities are verses at funeral services, giving folk a fond farewell. I even gave my mother in law a good send off!
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Im all ears like lineker!
Happy for you to join our poetry club!
Where Miles anyway? Hes quiet.
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I tell you what RTC, Percy has been a real handful today. He normally likes anyone with the name of Polly but that Toynbee woman came on the telly today and he flew at the screen in a rage. I’ve got scratches all down the screen of my new 50” ultra HD LED TV.
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Fuck me, we posted at exactly the same time Bertie! 6:56 pm.
Percy doesn’t like Polly Toynbee? Is it cos she’s an even bigger cunt than he is?.
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Hmm, some interesting rhythmic devices which seem to counterpoint the underlying metaphor! I liked it👍👍
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You need to get that parrot under control Bertie. He’s getting you a bad name! 😳
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Both posting at 6.56! Remarkable!
I definitely think we were twins separated at birth. The only difference is you ended up with a more left wing view of the world than me!
😂
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Humanity needs to get its collective head out of its corporate arse on this one. One consequence of climate/human overpopulation- induced desertification is mass economic migration, either because there’s nothing to eat or because your hungry neighbours would like to kill you. And we’re all happy with migrants, aren’t we?
While I would much prefer it that Joe Soap were capable of understanding the overwhelming evidence for climate change, and acting on his understanding, unfortunately Thunberg is much better at making him aware that something is more than slightly amiss than the scientists are, so fair play to her. For the motion. Aye.
BTW delighted to hear that oil-and-coal tycoon and (obviously) climate change denier-in-chief David Koch had snuffed it. Roll on the expiry of his equally repellent brother. Much bigger cunts than Thunberg and infinitely more destructive.
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WTF is a climate change denier? I have a serious issue with anything that is beyond question? Global cooling turned into global warming which they had to morph into climate change, due to errors by previous generations of climate scientists misinterpreting the data,
Once something is held beyond question I’m suspicious of it be that religion, history or science.
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Think you are spot on Miles. Any cunters with young grand children will soon see the vast quantities of totally meaningless shite being pushed for sale as they shout at any and every TV show, film, shop window, ohh I love that I want one of those etc. I realise that’s part of childhood but most of this stuff really is worthless crap. But the unfortunate thing is its in the adult world too. Supermarkets with 101 different types of coffee, 25 different kinds of baked beans etc etc and the big elephant in the room too many fucking people.
Greta may be a bit of a pawn but she seems genuine and if it makes some cunts sit up any change maybe things can get better but until the population issue is sorted I wouldn’t hold my breath.
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She’s a pain in the arse and I’m sick of her.
Why are we listening to some stupid little kid?
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Because “we” aren’t listening to anyone else?
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Maybe not ….. but when the entire UN gather soon in New York to be lectured to by an autistic teenager then I know the ’political class’ really are the bunch of patronising hypocrites I suspected them to be.
It’d be nice if Big Don told her to fuck off home on Airforce One via Osama Bin Laden airport somewhere in the Indian Ocean and in so doing give this school truant the permanent detention she deserves.
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Wonder what the peaceful delegates will make of the thunderbird speech?
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Because the media have put her in the spotlight, the evidence of clmate change has accelerated and the warming trend is real, CO2 is increasing, too many people, the huge nations like China and India are making a significant contribution along with the USA.
All this was known before St Greta, the Paris agreement to cut emmissions. There is no chance of going back to pre industrial levels unless there is catastrophe and half the worlds population is wiped out.
I think she could be a negative influence rather than positive because she is seen as a media puppet.
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Fear not! In the coming years she’ll be doing porno, just to try to extend her 15 mins of fame!
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Environmentalism is the new religion. We are all sinners and we must repent and change our ways. The Apocalypse is coming and we will be punished for our wickedness oh my brothers and sisters. Listen to the soothsayers and high priests……..listen to brother Elton, listen to sisters Meghan and Caroline….. they have the knowledge , they speaketh the great truths of our age oh my fellow sinners.
And lo!……. from the green lands of Scandanavia comes the child prophet, she without sin , pure in thought and deed.
Listen to the child she speaketh the great truths oh my brothers and sisters. It is not too late to save yourselves……..listen and OBEY!
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Quite apart from your terrible rendition of Jacobean English, and while I have to grant you that some monumental cunts endorse environmentalism, the planet is beyond any doubt going to hell in a handbasket, and ridicule won’t change that.
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🎶 Then I saw her face
Now i’m a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind 🎶
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That would perhaps have more force if we didn’t buy shedloads of unnecessary crap from China and India and then have to convince them to clean up their act. Preaching to the converted? Most of the time, as ISAC cunters, we can’t complain about that, can we?
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Good nom Miles!
I get a bit bored when we all are in agreement on subjects here on ISAC,
So like it when someone espouses a different viewpoint.
No discussion if everyone says the same thing.
Im not a climate change denier, i think its mass over population,and think your right that a price will be paid.
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Prince Harry: When I fly by private jet, it’s to keep my family safe.
The Duke of Sussex went on to says he travels commercial 99% of the time but there are sometimes “unique circumstances” that he cannot avoid.
In that case perhaps we should all travel by private jet Harry. To keep us all safe.
Didn’t realise commercial air travel wasn’t.
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Ok, hands up, Gretian TwoThouserberg, I admit, it’s all my fault.
Never mind those elite cunts who badgered me, through intense advertising campaigns, to aspire to my carbon-belching gas guzzler, thus enabling me to get to work and putting millions in the pockets of governments, oil companies, and a select few squillionaires – Now it’s time for me to pay again, because it’s me who’s fucked the planet…
Oh and if you’re a scientist who “denies” climate change, good luck getting any funding off the aforementioned.
Time for a fucking good cull of the worlds population. After you, Greta…
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Sooner that three miles wide comet hits the earth the better.
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Getting back to pre-industrial levels of consumption? That would require us to get back to pre-industrial levels of population In 1700 the worlds population is estimated to have been around 680 million.
To save ourselves from an extinction level event we need an erm extinction level event? Fuck that logic. Fuck that the world was warmer in the early middle ages, fuck that that solution to climate change is tax, fuck that the sun is the major contributor to planetary temperature and most of all fuck the fact we are in an interglacial period, sure as fuck the earth will enter an ice age again sometime relatively soon geologically and not even Greta can stop it.
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We’ll have to adapt or become extinct.
Greta first.
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I think it’s a great idea sending her to China.
China banned pigtails from 1911, so they’d probably bang her up ( not in that way ) as an agitator. A short sentence would do – about 30 years I’d say.
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It’s not so much the environmental aspects of all this that concerns me.
It’s more the precociousness of kids today( openly encouraged) that really worries me.
There was a home grown Grungeberg on tv the other day questioning Boris about educational spending. WTF? When you start fuckin’ earning, you might have some say in the matter. Until then, fuckin sit down and open your book love.
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The problem I have with Greta is that I look at her and think ‘this is the naivety of youth talking’. For that reason alone, what comes out of her mouth is a lot of blah, blah, blah, at least for me personally.
Yes, her mission is a good one. Yes, we can all sort of agree that we need to do ‘the right things’….the responsible things to help the planet and its environment, but in terms of anything actually REALLY changing that is even near resembling something meaningful, she is barking up the wrong tree and the tragedy here is that she is now doubtless surrounded by a lot of hangers-on and cynical adults who see some of profit out of her, egging her on.
As an adult who lives in THE REAL WORLD, not the libtard world that believes we can all live happy slappy in La La land and save the world, you are a little less blinkered and a little more realistic when it comes to Miss Thunberg and her preaching.
Most of us know enough by now already, as we are constantly having it shoved down our throats, which IMHO makes Greta just a little bit redundant and a hell of a lot GIMMICKY….
Not to mention annoying.
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Yes but we’re losing sight of the real issue here, which is what happened to Greta’s bucket of shit. Was it deposited overboard before they docked? Was it sent to a laboratory for tests? Was it allocated for future artistic endeavours to people like Gilbert and George and Tracey Emin? Was it sealed with an airtight lid? Did the yacht have a poop deck? I think we should be told.
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Indeed….or did dear, devoted Daddy send it by carrier pigeon (a weightlifting carrier pigeon that is) back to Sweden to be dumped on their organically grown carrots?
Whatever the case, I bet Greta, Daddy and the crew were giving off their own noxious emissions by the time they reached New York, having no washing facilities on board.
CUNTERY.
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I think I read they are flying two crew back to Sweden and flying two more out to New York to sail the yacht back. So, four extra flights so this posturing ‘Children of the Corn’ pudding faced, Pippi Longstocking eco-android can claim to be green and free from accusations of hypocrisy.
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Hahaha, Android!!
Yeah she is a bit.
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What a farce, LL. What an absolute pile of laughable cuntery. Hypocrisy at its finest.
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“… the naivety of youth talking.”
How true Nurse Cunty. When I was Greta’s age my head was about where Corbyn’s is now, except without most of the antisemitism…
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Mine too, RTC.
I think most of us go through that stage in our youth of thinking we can change the world and make a difference…..it is only once we grow up into adulthood that the shit hits the fan and umm no, we can’t actually……
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She’ll soon toe the line once she’s had a fucking good seeing to.
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Youd be on board if she wore a miniskirt &stockings wouldnt you Zilla?
Haha “you dirty old man!”
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Meanwhile back at the White House…
Orange Man: “What’s this?”
Senior Aide: “It’s the latest U.N. Climate Change statistics sir.”
Orange Man: “I can’t make head nor tail of it.”
Senior Aide: “Really? A four-year-old child could understand this report.”
Orange Man: “Run out and find me a four-year-old child.”
(Curtesy of Groucho Marx, sort of)
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“Courtesy” 😡
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Love him or hate him – you’ve got to vote for him!
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Indeed Bertie… the alternative doesn’t bear thinking about!
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