I wish to submit for the interest of the denizens of the award-winning website ISAC, Perth resident Cilla Carden.
This waste of space – who is a vegan and a massage therapist (whatever the fuck that is) – has taken her neighbours all the way to the Supreme Court (like a Crown Court in the UK) because she can smell their barbecue when they cook meat. She has also objected to the smell of cigarette smoke and the sound of basketballs being bounced. She has claimed her neighbours are deliberately (!) sending the smells her way.
“It’s been devastating, it’s been turmoil, it’s been unrest, I haven’t been able to sleep,” she said.
Please, just fuck off.
Nominated by Lord Cunt’s Mate de Cunt 1st Earl of ISAC
O/T – Bercow’s stepping down. At the next election, if there is one before Halloween, or Halloween if there isn’t. Mind you, the cunt’s been threatening to go since 2018 and hasn’t. Gove stood up and gave a eulogy, fuck knows why.
Bercow was elected three times to the chair. Unopposed. WTF???
The Bercow (or Berkowitz) coat of arms:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a9/Bercowcoatofarms.svg/170px-Bercowcoatofarms.svg.png
“All are equal” but it’s gold what gets you up the ladder….
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The Speaker, and Bercow especially, wields a huge amount of power in the Commons. He decides who gets to speak or not, etc.
Those who oppose his position knew that because he had 99% support from Labour and all the other opposition parties – plus around half the Tories – they knew they couldn’t depose him, so did not vote against him for fear of future retribution.
Now that Brecow’s ensured Brexit is all but dead in the water, he knows it’s safe to step down. He did the job he was there to do well. As Margaret Beckett implied, he needed to stay in place to see Brexit scuppered.
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/brexit-bullying-margaret-beckett-john-bercow_uk_5bc615b5e4b0d38b58724a9c
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It looks like something I would’ve designed in primary school on MS Paint
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It will get some additions if he is then put in the Lords (as is usual for Speakers). Including a helm or helmet. A big purple helmet for choice.
Though he may well have to wait until Johnson goes for that,
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I did object on Saturday to the twenty Romanian gypo’s having a barbecue three doors down from my house. Fuck me can they rattle on. Why do they shout at each other as well? He’s one foot away from you for fucks sake. Fucked off to the pub after four hours of it.
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Sounds to me like some cunt has offered the traitor a nice cushy, highly remunerative job with a big fat pension.
Brussels calling! Brussels calling!
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You liked that? You’ll love this:
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2019/sep/09/brexit-latest-news-eu-no-deal-bill-royal-assent-boris-johnson-parliament-politics-live
Grieve now desires to see…all correspondence and other communications (whether formal or informal, in both written and electronic form, including but not limited to messaging services including WhatsApp, Telegram, Signal, Facebook messenger, private email accounts both encrypted and unencrypted, text messaging and iMessage and the use of both official and personal mobile phones) to, from or within the present administration, since 23 July 2019 relating to the prorogation of Parliament sent or received by one or more of the following individuals: Hugh Bennett, Simon Burton, Dominic Cummings, Nikki da Costa, Tom Irven, Sir Roy Stone, Christopher James, Lee Cain or Beatrice Timpson; and that ministers be further directed to lay before this House no later than 11.00pm Wednesday 11 September all the documents prepared within Her Majesty’s government since 23 July 2019 relating to operation Yellowhammer and submitted to the cabinet or a cabinet committee.
Bercow ignored the fact that this is in flagrant breach of the GDPR and called a vote – still voting.
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Passed – majority 9. I have not yet found words to express my infinite contempt for the traitors in our midst. Perhaps it is just as well.
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Comment with breaking news on Grieve motion,* up for ten minutes, disappeared when posted update in reply. What did I do?
*black and tarry, I hope, and productive of piles
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The good news, via my Aussie hubby, is that the judge threw the crazy bint’s case out of court.
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Good old Oz! In this country they would have been locked up ‘til Xmas.
Bad luck Cilla. Still, you gave us a lorra lorra laughs.
Now fuck off and shut it.
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Someone named Cilla who happens to be a cunt….surprise surprise….
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Because it’s impossible to write roles for women? Kate Beckinsale as Selene in underworld? Or the part she plays it total recall for example, trinity in the Matrix, there are plenty of others.
A female bond is just a way of elevating a female lead character built by men and sure as they killed Doctor Who off when it was already ailing you can be sure Bond will go the same way.
Bonds pretty much dead anyway, it would be more fitting to make one last Bond movie, the one where he resigns 10 minutes in as there’s no longer a Gt Britain to protect.
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Reply to Norman doh
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And the line for the strong independent woman will be “The name’s Bond, Jameela Bond. “
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Naturally the female Bond will have many casual men friends who she treats like dirt ‘redressing the balance’ so it’s progressive and noble.
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“Tkk Tkk Tkk!”
“What’s that Skippy? Some silly drongo sheila complained about the delicious aroma of a hot barbie?”
“Tkk Tkk Tkk!”
“You say not to worry because you shoved her down a well?
You ripper!”
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You want me to shit down the well Skip? Glad to help mate.
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No worries moite. 🙂
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They call Rees Mogg the honourable member for the 18th century. Bercow purported to be a speaker from the 17th. With his ‘Ho ho ho my fine fellow’ and ‘My dear Sir I am having a Socratic debate with a fellow colleague’ (I heard him earlier ). Like playing a bumptious old Whig of old. As though steeped in Parliamentary history the rules and traditions of the place. About which he knows fuck all. For the Speaker to say WHILE ON HOLIDAY ABROAD (away from the chair) that prorogation was a ‘constutional outrage’ was an outrage in itself. No sdnse of propriety. He has done everything he can to thwart the referendum result. And then to be lauded for him standing up for democracy. He said he would like to be remembered as the ‘backbenchers backstop’ for the rights of Backbdnchers to be heard. But that wasn’t his primary goal. His primary goal was to thwart Brexit. And fucking Corbyn’s speech praising him…too much.
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Some mistake here surely?
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Well, he won’t be hanging round the jobcentre for long enough to claim universal credit…
John #Bercow is a driven speaker and gifted orator but above all the keeper of the great British parliamentary tradition. I would love if we could welcome him in the European Commission or European Parliament 😉 pic.twitter.com/CiV0MlQMOt
— Guy Verhofstadt (@guyverhofstadt) September 9, 2019
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Jesus H fucking Christ. These cunts are so raised above us mere mortals they can actually behave in such a transparently selfishly partisan fashion and spit in the face of the proles and won’t be touched being completely unaccountable. I hate them all and would vote for the nazi’s if they appear on the ballot at the GE, anybody promising to smash the establishment or at the very least piss them off gets my vote till the day I die.
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I’ll say it on this thread then, since the last thread Word Pressed Me… we have our last and final chance to exit the EU. If it does not happen, which has been the agenda all along, we’re fucked. The current elite are happy that the UK demographic is what it is. They’re rejoicing in it. For EU Kalergi reasons. But it’s you, the ordinary British person who needs to look at this and say NO. We DO NOT want our Fishers and Carpenters being EU slaves. We DO NOT want our brave boat boys feeling limited on fishing quotas. We DO NOT want rule from you DESPOTS in Brussels… Every one of you Merkel, Verhofstadhst, Clinton, Soros, Hammond… you all have the same ‘face running down past the eyes look’. We all know what you are you PIECES OF FILTH. Death can’t come quick enough to the Adrenochrome-gulping likes of any of you.
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Verhofstad just wants to be able to run his child porn dungeon involving Maddie as a sex slave. Verhorstad is obviously the Podestas contact group in Europe. I’m going to post it and I don’t care. They are obviously all involved in this sex ring.
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Boris is turning out to be May Bot mark 2. He wants her rancid deal to pass with a tweak to the backstop or even a hive off of NI. This will be the order of the day from now on ………. Brexit party were right three months ago saying they are the only true party of leave. I had fallen into the trap for the second time as I did with May Bot first time round in thinking Boris really did feel a clean Brexit was nothing to be afraid of. Boris is for Boris not for the Country Boris is quite clearly a mega Cunt ….
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If I lived next door to this cunt I would BBQ all my meals in the garden, whilst shagging Mrs tingly loudly on the grass, and throwing a ball for the dog, this vegan snowflake would be in the loony bin in a month, I would make in my reason for being until I had driven the demented old boot fucking insane, and now that she has lost her case I’m sure that’s what her neighbours are going to do, so get some fucking ear plugs and rub some Vic under your nose, run yourself a hot bath and shut the fuck up you whinny cunt…
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