Carole Malone

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Carole Malone…. she has a page, but that is closed and I think she deserves more recognition.

She is a fat, loud mouthed, northern cunt has-been, Fleet Street hack. She is an excellent example of a cunt that loves the sound of her own voice. She seems to have a regular booking on that other cunt Jeremy Vine’s show and sits in the nominated cunt seat. This seat is reserved for has-been hacks who just spout bollocks over the top of everyone else. Her hair looks like she has slept on a park bench …and that’s after the make up department have worked on it for an hour. The cunt has a voice like a fucking nutmeg grater and you can still hear her after you have switched your TV off. She has been nominated as my ‘Cunt of the Week’ every week and the other day she was wearing a top that looked like she had spilt her breakfast down.

Nominated by Nichola

117 thoughts on “Carole Malone”

  1. She might be a cunt but she’s a Brexiteer cunt. There are a load of other fuckin’ remainer cunts out there like Christina Patterson, Sonia Sodha, Susie Boniface, Rachel Shabi and Faisal Shaheen who piss me off a whole lot more.

  4. I hate to say this (but you know anyway) I used to sleep with a transsexual who looked like her, I feel a strange stirring in my loins

  5. Yep she’s a bit of an old slapper but her hearts in the right place being a Brexiteer Nothing wrong with being a Northern Cunt there’s a few of us about & on here including me. Sonia Sodha I saw her in DFS Maidstone Kent while at my in-laws she’s quite a looker pity she’s a Labour supporter and ardent remainer but she’s very fuckable

    • Yeah im a northern cunt and proud of it. Slowly starting to not be behind this nom, cant you change it to some snotty southern cunt like Boniface?
      Be up for that, but fellow brexiteer and a Northerner? Naw fuck that.

      • That Steph McGovern BBC carpet muncher is another northern cunt. So in fairness swap her for Malone. Southern cunts are always getting noms, higher population down here and sadly a higher ratio of cunts.

        Be proud the north is competing with its own thoroughbred cunts.

      • Yeah the North punches above its weight, ill swap her for Angela Rayner then, shes northern and defo a cunt.
        See how obliging we northerners are?
        Just a mattet of educating you southerners on the health benefits of chips n gravy and we’re like ebony n ivory, -old wood n elephants teeth

      • As a southern cunt I love chips n’ gravy.

        Not much interested in whippets, flat caps and football though.

        That said, I reckon cunts are fairly evenly spread across the country. Though there must be a glut in Scotland, if SNP MPs are anything to go by…

      • Dont stir up the scots Rtc, we’ve already had the North insulted,
        Chips n gravy is food of the gods isnt it? ❤
        And i forgot about Michelle Dewbury,
        Really like her!!

      • Don’t take the piss, no one likes a smartarse!
        Fish &chips is as english as you get and like you Friday night is sacred,
        Mrs miserable tried to challenge it once with “fancy a pizza?”
        Threw a proper tantrum, not proud of it Rtc, but acted like a spoilt child!
        An id do it again in a heartbeat.
        Friday=fish&chips
        Sunday=roast beef dinner
        Carved in stone tablet somewhere, Merlin hid it with Excalibur.

      • “Do you have that up north Miserable?”
        Ha! Miserable lives about 40 miles north of you!

      • Yummy.

        Don’t think I’ve had roast beef & Yorkshire pudding (and gravy) on a Sunday (or any other day) since 2001 when my mother died. She was from Scunthorpe* you know.

        Occasionally have pizza on a Thursday.

        Nowadays Sunday dinner for me is toast and marmalade followed by vanilla ice cream.

        * No comments from the peanut gallery.

        @ Blunty – Miserable only 40 miles north of Portmeirion?

      • Im 100mile north of you Rtc, more or less.
        Pizzas allowed on a thursday, but not a friday! And certainly not a sunday, jesus! Perish the thought we’re not dirty muslims.
        Why you having marmalade?
        Not in a cult are you?
        Topside Roast beef, roast potatoes, yorkshire pudding gravy mmmmm!
        Get missus creampuff on it, tell her its the law!
        The french call englishmen -‘rossbif’
        Because we’re so fond of it.

      • I do all the cooking at my gaff Miserable.

        Can’t be arsed to do roast beef dinner, especially as there’s only the two of us.

        Sunday is my day off for cooking… snacks only.

      • I do most of the cooking too.
        Im a better cook than missus & miss miserable jr.
        Only cook english food though so if they want pasta, they can do it themselves. Im not bleeding gino dcampo.

      • Feel bad now, fellow englishman not had Sunday roast in years, the portmerion hotel does a traditional sunday lunch apparently?
        Take mrs creampuff out this weekend and have a roast dinner!
        And dont drone on about politics, tell her she looks lovely n you like her hair!

      • Miserable @7.55
        You’re not 40 miles away as the crow flies but in terms of latitude you are 40 miles north.

      • My satnav doesnt work on bleedin latitude Bertie.
        Or id be in deep shit when quoting for jobs.

      • Mnc @ 8.35pm… Hotel roast beef is disappointment guaranteed… never a patch on the way my mum cooked it. I kid you fucking not.

        But thanks for the thought.

      • No what you mean, my granny was scottish and when we were kids would have the whole family round for sunday lunch, roast beef that crumbled if your fork touched it,god!
        Chips cooked in beef dripping, lovely,
        Never had food as good, probably never will!
        You knew Rtc, my family was all engineers, miners, welders etc, all big working blokes, no one ever swore or was ill mannered in front of granny,
        Theyd rather die than shame themselves!
        And woe betide us kids if we had acted up! Our parents would of half killed us!
        Not that we did, we loved & respected her.

      • Very rarely saw my maternal granny – 70+ miles away up north was like her being on another planet in the 1950s /’60s, visited her once or twice a year, she was a lovely woman.

        Unfortunately my father’s mother was a cunt and couldn’t cook for toffee.

      • Or if in Wigan – a pie in a bun (I kid you not) and pea wet on your chips (juice off the peas). That Steph cunt started out on Granada reports doing a bit of weather after Carol died and now ticks all BBC bent cunts boxes for bigger things. Rug muncher? Yup. Having a sprog via some donor or other? Yup. Mouthy, unsavoury and ill educated? Yup. Fits in nicely on watchdog with that pathetic cunt who lurks in the house of horrors – Matt some cunt or other and the spaz in the chair who speaks like the autocue has got a mind of its own.
        In a way I find the malone bitch a bit horny – the kind who prefers anal and a bit of rimming. Silly question to put to an ex Matelot who would fuck a frog if it stopped hopping for long enough. If its game on a standing prick has no conscience. This coming from me – my lunatic youth saw me as a 19 year old riding a 40 year old who only came into the bedroom to hoover the carpet. Nothing wrong with that I hear you say. Nothing at all had it not been for the fact I was seeing her 17 year old daughter who having arrived back from work for lunch caught me with her Mother on top and I on the vinegar stroke. Her mother was a much better ride but after that we drifted apart due largely to the fact her Dad was the local coalman and as hard as fucking nails. I gave the description “lying low” for a while a new meaning. I never went back to that City and after spending 17 years in the forces I still avoid 90% of the City. What cuntish tricks we partake in in our youth.

      • Steph McGovern is a big obscene northern lass with a big fucking jaw and probably has a cock.
        Revolting cunt

      • These canny southern Brexiteers know they need our support Miserable. When Brexit is finally sorted ??? they’ll be back to hating our guts.

      • Evening Bertie!
        Oh yes, fickle! Fairweather friends!
        Anyway 40mile?
        Wheres Rtc, hes already said he from down south, not working his way North is he?
        Magnetic North! Everyone wants to be here! Lets buy him a whippet!😝😊

    • ‘kin’ ell George W, there’s no accounting for taste… Sonia “sod her” Sodha looks like an unfortunate Josef Mengele experiment gone wrong, hybriduzing Victoria Wood with Rebecca “back-of-a-spoon” Adlington.

      Wood, last time I looked, was never noted for her sex-appeal as far as I know, and was a pretty unfunny cunt into the bargain. And Frankie Boyle was never more prescient than with his “critique” of the Olympean’s grotesque proboscis.

      Sonia Sodha “quite a looker”? FFS!

      (X300)

      • You need to go to spec savers pal if you thinks she’s a none looker what have you been smoking?
        RTC if one of your parents was born in Scunthorpe (better known up here as Sunny Scunny) that makes you part Northern so no wonder you love chips and gravy in fact up here we love gravy with everything ask Miserable Northern Cunt My Mrs is from Surrey (no ones perfect) when I have Sunday roast she asks me do you want some potatoes with that gravy It may be grim up north but we love it most of us are descended from The Vikings (wonder if they liked gravy)

  6. In times gone past, there was the Village Idiot.
    Now we have the internet, we have the Global Idiot.

  7. Dunno much abaaaaaaht her, wouldn’t give her one but as she is apparently for brexit she can’t be that bad. Perhaps there is more we don’t know abaaaaaaht, so she can go fuck herself. The cunt.

    • That’s a no to tongue up the arsehole then B&WC? Have the lovelies in Jamaica been fending off your wandering clapper.

    • At her age though, I think you’d have to allow for a leaky bladder but if you were pissed, I don’t think you’d notice.

  9. She appears on SLY NEWS quite a lot . She usually gets savaged and outnumbered by the usual remainers on SLY.
    She does look and sound like a boozer. Probably got a hip flask under the table full of Tenants super lager.

  10. Carole Malone is a staunch Leaver and an avowed enemy of the PC virtue signalling brigade.

    She also believes the £14 billion foreign aid budget should be scrapped and spent in the UK instead, on struggling social services etc. And she’s anti HS2.

    Disagrees with everything Afua Hirsch and June Sarpongo say, so can’t be all bad. In fact I can’t think of a really good reason why she’s being cunted.

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/857216/Sky-News-Brexit-news-the-pledge-lord-bilimoria-june-sarpong-argument-boris-johnson-bus

    Maybe not my ideal shag though.

    • June fucking Sarpong, classic example of whoever talks the loudest wins the argument. What is this cunt doing near a programme debating serious issues? Wasn’t she some second-rate Saturday morning TV arsehole?

    • Agree with RTCP, if she can piss off the likes of the sanctimonious hirsch and sarpong, that’s good enough for me.

    • Nice one Rtc, not asking you to shag her (I know id struggle)
      Just put in good word for her,
      Only one on ‘the pledge’ whos ok 👌

      • Evening Mnc.

        Nick Ferrari, Michelle Dewberry (yes I would), and Phil Campion are ok most of the time.

        And Maajid Nawaz (when he’s not talking about Brexit). Even Trevor Philips occasionally…

        Time I got my coat.

      • Don’t get smart with me white boy.

        Or is that Percy? That parrot is a menace – time it was euthanised.

        Evening Bertie. ☺️

  11. She can sit on my face because ….
    a ) I’m a Northener.
    b ) I’ve been ( and still am ) drinking.
    c ) She’s a Brexiteer.
    d ) I’ve had worse.
    e ) She looks game for a dare.
    f ) I don’t give Two Fucks.

    Good evening.

    • Evening Jack, wish i was as eloquent as you, well put mate.
      Carols ok by me, multitude of worse fuckers around.
      Think shes proven innocent.
      Court adjourned!
      Next defendant please!

    • It would be a huge honour for me to rim Carol Malones arse hole because she is a Brexiteer.

  12. These remoaner bastards are seriously getting on my tits. Now, they’ve resurrected that shitstain Cameron from the dead to stick his unwanted oar in. I hope somebody reminds him of the words “the government will implement whatever you decide” but don’t hold your breath. Meanwhile, Boris gets heckled in Rotherham by a remoaner cunt with a London accent. Yeah, I bet there’s a lot of London libtards in South Yorkshire. Fuck these traitor cunts.
    Carole is ideologically sound and looks she might be a dirty slag in the sack. Not a cunt.

    • The Cunt’s got a book coming out, so being a bit short, he needs to sell as many copies as he can.
      I mean, you can never have enough bunce, can you ?
      The pig fucking dègènerate.
      Get To Fuck.

      • As, apparently, the first referendum was only “advisory”, what exactly would be the point in holding a second / people’s / meaningful referendum, if that too is merely “advisory” ?

        Evening chaps / chapesses

      • All referendums in the UK are only advisory unless Parliament creates a law to make the result a legally binding one, such as the 2011 referendum. Excerpt of info on uk referendums “This was only the second UK-wide referendum to be held (first was the EC referendum in 1975) and is to date the only UK-wide referendum to be held on an issue not related to the European Economic Community (Common Market) or European Union as well as being the first UK-wide referendum to be overseen by the Electoral Commission. It was also the first that was not merely consultative: it committed the government to give effect to its decision.[1]”
        And reference [1] http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2011/1/section/8/enacted
        But as Cameron said they would implement the result and corbyn on TV the next day said” The British people have made their decision. We must respect that result and Article 50 has to be invoked now so that we negotiate an exit from European Union.”
        But the snakey cunts didn’t make it subject to a legally binding act. And I bet that’s because even though they thought they would win someone said” let’s not make it subject to an act just in case the peasants revolt “

      • Every time he’s been on the news today, they never fail to mention the immonent Pigfucker book (available from Snipcock & Tweed, price £Billion 39, or forever stuck in the EU).
        Another never-was has-been a complete tosser. Sod off, Hameron.

  14. “This is a once-in-a-lifetime vote, in or out.” ~ David Cameron

    Bit of a surprise then to see the old tax-fiddling, piggy-diddling gauche toad mumbling today about a Second Referendum.
    Psh.

    The Year of The Cunt

    • That fucker Cameron who is responsible for the whole mess hasn’t an iota of shame. What does it take to shut these twats up?

      • Bluntly speaking, it takes the cleanest of breaks from the Black-shirts of Brussels, that’s what.

        Good evening compatriots.

      • Actually, a lot of people blame Cameron for the election, carefully forgetting that a choice should have been forthcoming in the 90s and certainly before 2008’s Lesbo Treaty. Remainers bleat, “Ohh, we shouldn’t have even had a referendum” until when asked, “…though it was alright to have one in 1975?” Psh.

        I’m not sure we’d have voted to leave had we been given the choice earlier. Nonetheless, Peppa-Pig Cameron can keep his snout shut.

  16. I suspect now the traitors appear to be winning the Pig Fucker wants to join in and try to win back the favour of his rich mates who he dropped in the shit. Oh, plus the fact he has a book coming out just in time for Christmas. Fuck knows who is going to buy that pile of shit.
    Total cunt. Massive wanker.

  17. Parole looks a bit “Dynasty” for my tastes – And her two front teeth look like they’re crossing their legs, busting for a piss. However, if she’s a Leaver, she’s beyond criticism.

  18. She does appear to be morphing into a parody of post op Genesis P Orridge from Throbbing Gristle fame, but I can’t cunt her stance on PC matters and Bregggggsit.

    Good evening all.

  20. Try again with some editing:

    She does appear to be morphing into a parody of post op Genesis P Orridge from Robbing Whistle (or something like that) fame, but I can’t cunt her stance on PC matters and Brexit.

    Good evening all.

  23. Yes, the word was gr1stle.

    Not sure why that should be on the banned word-list.

    “When you get to the gr1stle, whistle”

  24. If Brexit happens and there is a shortage of toilet paper ( among many other things ) I will shoplift the Pigfancier’s book and wipe my arse with the pages.
    If necessary I will go in the bookshop and take a shit on the floor .
    I’ll tell the coppers it’s a remoaner protest and get compo for wrongful arrest.

    • I shall take a copy upstairs to Waterstone’s naughty (“quiet” ) corner, sit down, and write obscenities in it.

  25. I see Cameron has crawled out from under his stone to tell us that he thinks Boris and Gove have behaved appallingly.

    I’m concerned now, if a bloke who put his dick in a dead pigs mouth thinks they behaved appallingly, what the holy fuck have they done?

    • “History will be kind to me as I intend to write it” ~ Winston Churchill.

      Perhaps Cameron’s attempting to re-write history to save his own bacon.

  26. I would like to CUNT the twat that is James O’Brien. An absolute magnanimous CUNT. This self opinionated twat with a face like it’s been shit on is an absolute wanker. Anyone who calls this twat and disagrees with his opinion is just interrupted without being able to make their point. The CUNT has no argument for remain other than the usual crap that we’ve heard for the last 3.5 years. The sooner this wanker is shot into outer space the better, preferably after a good old belting with a baseball bat.

  28. Brexiteer Carole Malone upsets a few snowflake remoaner cunts so she’s ok by me
    I wouldn’t put my love arrow in her quiver though urrgh

  29. Where is that old cunt Sir Limply these days? I used to enjoy his tales of the Hackney Empire and other theatrical tittle tattle. The old fucker isn’t dead is he? That would be a shame. RIP.

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