Bury Football Club

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Listen, just because your business model involves kicking a fucking ball round a playing field doesn’t mean you have “the right” to survive.

Like any other organisation you have to spend your available funds with care and only borrow what you can afford. The same principle applies if you sell spatulas, cut grass or pay a group of hairy foreigners to kick a ball for the local slack-jaws.

What will happen to the ground and stadium now they have been saying? Well like any other bankrupt business, it will be boarded up, probably sold off and a load of cunts will move in when they build modern flimsy houses on the site. That’s another bunch of cunts, people who move into new house while the place is still a building site.

All in all, football attracts cunts, is run by cunts for the entertainment of cunts.

Nominated by Spanky Mc Spank

76 thoughts on “Bury Football Club”

  1. Couldn’t give a fuck about Bury – or any other club that goes tits up for that matter.

    There was plenty of opportunity to come in and take the club over as a business concern, but it never panned out, so fuck them!

    Football clubs, regardless of history, shouldn’t receive special attention just because it is a football club. If the chairman, manager, investors etc fuck things up then that’s their fault – just like with any other business.

    So fuck them off and let some other club move in and have a chance to thrive. After all it wasn’t that long ago before the likes of Chelsea and Man City were facing financial hardship in the lower divisions before some rich foreign cunts moved in and the rest is history.

    Bury – buried: RIP

  2. Not into football, know nowt about it,
    But its not just the club that suffers is it?
    Local small businesses, pubs, chippies,
    Bakers, offlicenses, etc
    All suffer alongside the club, i feel bad for em as theyre fellow northeners.
    Some rich suit wearing Gordon Gecko wannabe has fucked it up,
    And ordinary working people suffer due to his fuck up.
    Im not a ‘footy ‘ lad but dont begrudge them that are.

  3. Bury and a lot like it matter to the local people, unlike the bloated cunts down the road in Manchester who matter to no fucker except the grasping cunts that play, own and manage them. Mostly foreign.
    The football authorities are so tied up in the premiership model, which is also financially unsustainable that they stand to lose the lifeblood of the game.
    So, fuck the foreign premiership and spare a thought for the Bury’s of this world. Otherwise a Sky only rump of cunts will be left.

    • It used to matter… To lads like me from Newton Heath or blues from Gorton and Moss Side… But both clubs are now run by cunts, they employ cunts (Ole excepted) and they are followed by cunts and foreign tosspots on social media… I loved it when United went on a cup run and the season in Division 2 in 75 was one of the best… But, as you say, they have more in common with Disneyworld and McDonald’s now than folk from Manchester or Stretford… Bury fans – to be fair – aren’t that bad… Bolton fans are like Blackburn fans: colossal is me brother me dad yonner cunts…

  4. 22 cunts kicking a bag of wind about for mega money. Fuck the fuckers. I hope it all goes tits up the useless pricks.

    • Victor. Like it matey, well said.

      I hope they have actual skills as a back up… that don’t involve underage girls and Bentley Continental GT’s

      • You ask the Bury players if they earn megabucks. They earn very little at that level and have probably not been paid for weeks anyhow. In many small towns, the football club is the main focus for the community. Taking it away will only result in another mosque being built there or worse still a Tesco!
        We have reached the stage now where a compulsory rescue fund should be set up to which all clubs have to contribute. The sums of course should be commensurate with the clubs wealth.

      • I agree that we should do everything possible to keep these clubs from going bust but a rescue fund might cause even more cunt owners to spend beyond a club’s means and drive it into the ground knowing that there’s a financial safety net to bail them out. Nice sentiment but such an idea might cause more problems than it solves.

      • No,no. There would have to be parameters set and it would have to preclude any irresponsible owners benefitting in any way. It would have to purely enable stricken clubs to stay in business.

      • OC- I think that after 3 years, I’ve been turned into communicating in “ brexit speak.”

  5. Bury had been badly run for years… Partly down to the Football League and their ‘fit and proper’ test bollocks… Steve Dale is a cunt but so was the owner before him, and the Football Leauge allow cunts like that carte blanche… Any corrupt or dodgy cunt can now own a football club… The likes of Blackburn, Leeds and Forest are owned by some of the dodgiest customers in the game… People think it just happens at the top with Abramovich, Mike Ashley, the Glazer vermin, and the UAE fascist regime… But this sort of thing has infested every corner of the game… I also don’t agree with the ‘But… But that nasty Man United and Man City should have bailed Bury out’ crap… Why should they do anything? Rules probably state that they couldn’t help anyway, but if MUFC or MCFC were in the shit, do you think a buoyant Bury or its fans would give a toss? No, me neither… I am just sorry it was Bury who went down the crapper and not Bolton…. I hoped it would be them who disappeared into oblivion, and took their six fingered ferret fancying cunt fans and their Munich Air Crash songs with them… Bury have gone, but the bigger cunts out of the two still survive… Fuck that…

    • Norman,
      I’m no great football fan but re. Mike Ashley. Newcastle were effectively bankrupt when he took over and looked to be heading down the Leeds route. He paid off their debts and forced them to live within their means.
      Yes,he has made mistakes even he admits that, but for all that some fans think that he should Spend,spend,spend regardless, Newcastle are in a far healthier position now than most Premiership clubs. It may not be the heady days of signing the likes of Alan Shearer,but at least it is a club which is run along the lines of a viable business which can stand on it’s own two feet.

      Mike Ashley may be a bit of a Cunt, but so are some of the fans who expect Ashley to personally bankroll their pie-in-the -sky dreams and would still call him a Cunt and accuse him of mismanagement when it all went tits up.

      • I think he might have mentioned somewhere that he’s from that part of the country so if that’s tthe case he’ll have no doubt been surrounded by it.

    • Hey Norman, as a kid in 70s tagged along to Old Trafford few times with a mate n his dad, even remember some players names, Steve Coppell, Lou Macari, mickey Thomas, Gordon McQueen, but my favourite was Joey Jordan!!
      Big fuck off gap in his teeth!😨
      Imagine premiership footballers looking like that now?!!

      • Joe Jordan aka Jaws, after the Spy Who Loved Me villain…
        Wish we had Joe, Lou, and Stevie Coppell in the team now…

        Sexton (the manager then) was a cunt though… Flogging Gordon Hill Brian Greenhoff and Andy Ritchie and buying those twats, Birtles and Jovanovich….

    • Afternoon RTC.
      “Live by the Big Business model?”
      I’m not so sure you know how big Bury is. Think of it as being Royston Vasey Rovers.

      • Ok… umm… er… aspiring Big Business model perhaps?

        You’re right Blunty, I know nowwt abaaaaaht it!

        Good afternoon.

        Regards to Percy.

      • Definitely not Football.

        Though I know my way around a snooker table pretty good.

        And I was Junior Victor Ludorum at the school sports in 1963. 😁

  7. I don’t think many people take control of a football club these days hoping to make a profit. It’s an ego thing for rich bastards wanting to buy success and bask in the reflected glory. When it goes tits up, it’s the fans who lose out. Management, back room staff, players, they can all get jobs elsewhere, but the fans can’t move house to a new town and start supporting the local club, they’re left with nothing. It may sound pitiful but their affiliation with their club may be all they have.

  8. I’ve got a few mates who are big Derby county fans. I watched the play off game and was astounded to see that fucking Bellend Ashley Cole playing?. Now they tell me potato Head Rooney will be playing for Derby?. Will Kevin Keegan and Johan Cruyff be coming as well?. It’s all a pile of wank to me. Cunts.

  9. Just a thought do you think there is a chance any of the so called big name stars playing the game just a stones throw away would give up a couple of weeks wages, how many ferraris do you need !!!! as we all know how much they are into the local community with all that shirt kissing

  11. Who the fuck really gives a shit about football any more?

    Money, big ego’s, TV rights, greedy players and agents have ruined the beautiful game.

    Used to love playing and watching football, gave up on both some years ago.

  12. What a ridiculous cunting. Saying that it’s ‘only about kicking a bag of wind around’ is honestly one of the most uninformed things I’ve ever heard – it isn’t just the players who suffer when a club goes tits up, but, like MNC says, the fans, local businesses, the community (which for many the football club is at the heart of)… Fact is this situation happened because of cunts like the EFL allowing clueless rich cunts to take over the club and use it as their personal plaything, and this is quite possibly the worst cunting I have ever seen on this site just for the sheer ignorance and the lack of sympathy for those who have suffered – including the fans who have had the centre of their community ripped out and the employees (including the players, who don’t earn that much in relative terms) who have not only been paid for months but who are now unemployed. It’s damn lucky for you that site rules prevent me from cunting a cunter.

    • I would have said the same but I didn’t want to upset anyone!
      Snîgger, snîgger.

      • I love football and I just think it’s a shame. Yes, just a sport and kicking a bag of wind around but more exciting than any other sport. I can’t get excited about cricket or rugby. Give me a good game of football any day.

    • ” It’s damn lucky for you that site rules prevent me from cunting a cunter.” ?????

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! Pure snowflake threat – I enjoyed that so much – Thanks… Ha ha ha ha etc

  13. A quick cunting for Terry Christian who has suggested that there should be a separate queue at the Doctor’s – one for people who voted for Brexit who shouldn’t receive any vaccines. That’s where we are with Remainers.
    Terry fucking Christian.

    Hoo-ee, what a CUNT.

    • Mega talented Terry Christian?
      Used to host ‘the word’ in 90s?
      Sounds like hes got a cold?
      RIGHT. His names in the book.

      At the 2025 nuremberg trials do me a favour, if any of you find my little black book of hate, Burn it.
      Incriminating.

      • Tez Christian was a slimy little cunt who ‘supported’ United and City at different times, a little turncoat turd… For that alone the frog faced cunt should be dunked in tarmac…

        And for his Brexit bullshit, the nasal cunt should also be sprayed with gravel…

      • Yeah nowt like the moral high ground eh?
        Its all right Terry, things go my way in coming years, youll have a cushy job sweeping your comrades remains out of the ovens.

      • Christian? The fuckin’ cunt hardly lives up to his name. I just had a quick look at comments from remainers on his Twitter feed which instantly reinforced my views that Brexit is desperately needed.

      • I’m at the point now where I want Brexit to happen just to hurt and score a triumph over the Remoan cunts – I was always a staunch Leaver anyway but these people have made me so incredibly partisan its unbelievable.

    • Seperate queues, eh? Very South Africa… Very 1930s Germany… The little trumpet voiced cunt will want yellow stars and pink triangles next… Hope the little twat gets a good ‘talking to’ in Mcr…

  14. That is hate speech, pure and simple, wishing people dead because they don’t support your view. The fucking cunt needs to be banged up. Anyway, there was a fantastic comment on the Express website, I hope he/she is a fellow cunter! Here it is:

    “These poor people have been conditioned by Brussels to have an irrational terror of the world outside the borders of the EU. Think of it as “Exo-European Agoraphobia”. This manifests itself as a morbid condition referred to as Remania. It actively prevents clear and original thought, and forces the victims to follow their indoctrinated belief system with a dangerously unhealthy extremist quasi-religious fervour, to the extent that they cannot even imagine, let alone recognise or tolerate, a position different to their own disordered convictions.
    When alternatives are encountered, the unfortunate remaniac may become disoriented, agitated and frequently violent towards situational or informational contradictions to their world view, or to individuals holding different opinions. This usually manifests as confrontational, insulting, aggressive, threatening behaviours designed to hide the inferiority, weakness and flaws of their arguments and indeed, intellect.”

  15. Returning to our discussion on poetry Miserable. Shelley said ‘Poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world’. Maybe we ought to dig them up-Wordsworth, Keats, Byron and prop them up in Parliament in the hope they can get Brexit through.

    • Doubt even Britain’s great deceased poets would have a effect on the Westminster rats.
      Poetry soothes the soul and elevates the heart, they have no souls and the hearts of traitors Miles.
      What did you think of Blakes Poison tree?
      I love it!

      • I also like the fact that in a discussion about football we are discussing poetry like wan pale effete etonians!😇

      • Didn’t quite get it Miserable. What do you think he is saying? I like Blake though. ‘London’ is a very angry poem. So he was a Radical as well as Shelley. Funny the greatest poets are most often radical in a sense left wing.

      • Think hes saying dont be hasty in anger, let your enemy be hoisted by his own petard.
        Yes lot of poets were leftie radicals,
        Wasnt Yeats love Maude a irish Nationalist or something?
        They also seem to have a tendency to drink & drugs, opium,laudinum, etc
        Think yeats also knew Aleister Crawley
        ‘The wickedest man on earth’

      • I wrote a poem once Miles. Naturally it’s very radical and left-wing. It’s called Near Old England:

        An Ivory bush swaying in the backroom
        A conference table covered in mud
        Fires my imagination
        Like little Lucy Jordan
        Is eaten by air-lions
        Behind silk screens
        Depicting marble staircases in the wind
        And freshly polished golf balls
        Planted below sea level
        Where the ground meets backwards
        Up a path that grows thin but never bites
        Leading to the house
        And into the pantry
        And out to meet the tremblers
        Trembling near cushions
        Near Old England
        Where the lion’s tail slaps the pavement
        A mile from the village sideways
        Near Old England.

        © RTC 1976

      • See? Rtc as well! This sites more a arts forum than anything, we should get a luvvie grant maybe kevin spacey will fund us?
        RTC. Just been watching skyarts,
        Documentaries about mamas&papas
        And peter paul &Mary.
        I never realised how gorgeous she was, Mary i mean not mama Cass!
        Absolutely stunning❤

      • Jesus completely innocuous straight into moderation!
        No swear words, hate or sexual content (rare for me)

      • Mrs Plastic very impressed with that RT. Mind you you cannot do anything wrong in Mrs P’s eyes.

      • Yeats was into everythin Mnc. Theories in theosophy, Bruno’s (not Frank Giodarno) theories of history. I think he even took from Islam. He took ideas (maybe we would say now ‘appropriated’ them)from anywhere to make his poetry.

      • @ MNC @ 10.51pm

        Only just seen your reply. Doubt you’ll see this either…

        Peter Paul & Mary – ‘Puff The Magic Dragon’ – loved that single, one of the first I bought.

  16. Bury Bury – who gives a fuck ? It’s only (supposed to be) a fucking game you mardy cunts.

    • It isn’t though. To a lot of people it’s employment and what the community revolves around. People who don’t like football just don’t get it.

  17. Seymour, Seymour! You dismay me. Some people think football is a matter of life or death.
    It’s much more important than that!

    • in which case some people desperately need to get out into the world and get a fucking life, Bertie !

      I am delighted at having finally managed to “dismay”. Disappoint, disgruntle and disgust I have achieved with honours – Dismay was hitherto beyond my grasp. I am pleased !

  18. I see Johnson has cancelled tomorrow’s meeting with the Tory traitors due to “diary issues”.
    😁😁😀😆 That’s the way to go Boris! Make them grovel the dirty cunts. Just a few weeks ago Hammond was waltzing in and out of Downing St like he owned the fucking place, now he has to wait to be summoned.
    Never forgive
    Never forget

  19. Never been a footy fan, yet at school felt like i was the only one. Am amazed and actually quite chuffed at how many cunters have no time for it. I salute you!

  20. If the community of Bury are so keen on the club buy it.
    My home town club Pompey became a community supporters club after years of shite owners and profligate spending and theiving by various cunts culminating in arch cunt himself twitching Harry R.
    I know they are now owned by a yank etc but hopefully their books are in better order and they ain’t spending like no tomorrow.
    So there you go Bury fans put your money where its needed behind your club or shut the fuck up.

    • I’m sure they would love to but judging by where they’re located in the country I’m guessing that Bury isn’t what you would call a prosperous town. I dunno about Portsmouth but I’m not sure how many of their residents could actually afford it – especially considering even Alistair Campbell’s son backed out of the deal because of their debt. Add their relatively small size compared to a place like Portsmouth as well and I’m not aure how possible it would actually be.

      • Bury is a quite nice market town, but it is now crammed with Dooshka Dooshkas, Bogo Bogos (scores of those cunts) and Parking Stan Lees…

        The demise of Bury FC won’t really change the town centre, as most of the income is generated on market days.. The surviving pubs around Gigg will be fucked though….

  21. I read the other day that the average Championship (2nd division in my old fashioned world) club spends 106% of it’s income on employee wages. That’s not including all the other expenses involved in running a professional football club.
    How long can that go on before cunts start wanting their money back? That’s what happened at Bury and is happening at most clubs outside the fantasy world of the Premier League.
    Football is eating itself.

  22. Is it true that the 1975 and Greta Windowlickerberg are doing a cover of Ian Dury’s Spasticus Autisticus?

  23. Bury did have the best record shop in the north west at one time… The great Vibes Records (1976-2009), now sadly gone and replaced by a Home Cunting Bargains…

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