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These fuckin’ head cases are way due a good cunting.

When I thought about this, I came to the conclusion that this nomination writes itself. I just need to extract a few points from their last manifesto and it is self evident that these cunts make the Monster Raving Loony Party appear sane. They might appear “cuddly” to some naive voters, but just read below and these fuckers will blow your mind. Will Caroline Lucas tell you about these policies? Will she fuck. All this is buried within environmental concerns, the fuckin’ Brit hating bastards.

Merely being a member of Al-Qaeda, the IRA and other currently proscribed terrorist groups will no longer be a criminal offence under Green plans, and instead a Green Government should seek to “address desperate motivations that lie behind many atrocities labelled ‘terrorist’.

Britain will leave NATO, end the special relationship with the US, and unilaterally abandon nuclear weapons. A standing Army, Navy and Air Force are “unnecessary”. Bases will be turned into nature reserves and the arms industry “converted” to producing wind turbines.

A Green Government will “progressively reduce” border controls, including an amnesty for illegal immigrants after five years.

Access to benefits, the right to vote and tax obligations will apply to everyone living on British soil, regardless of passport. The policy book states: “We will work to create a world of global inter-responsibility in which the concept of a ‘British national’ is irrelevant and outdated.

Nominated by Bertie Blunt Ubercunt

75 thoughts on “The Green Party”

  1. The party and especially that fucking dilluded leader of theirs are fucking barmy. Now, as it stands I do believe we should probably do a bit more to not completely destroy the world we live on and I also believe we should do as much as possible to avoid unnecessarily killing loads of species in the process. That said, we all need to live and it’s survival of the fittest (well it’s supposed to be anyway, I feel we may have strayed the path a tad).

    If these clowns got their own way, we’d all be completely fucked. It’s all good and well chaining yourself to a power station fence, but if we shut them down today, they have absolutely no alternatives for life to continue tomorrow. The epitomy of short sightedness.

    They shout the loudest when it comes to environmental issues, but when you actually ask them for solutions they have fuck all.

  2. So if some peaceful hacks your head off, or denotes a bomb in a busy shopping centre killing hundreds, it won’t be deemed an act of terrorism but some “desperate” souls wanting to be heard with their grievances – according to these mad cunts!

  3. Fortunately ‘The Greens’ will never get even close to the levers of power and I’d happily put my house on that.

    I guess the problem is that Al-Beeb give Zippy’s twin sister so much airtime we could fall in to the trap that we actually believe they are an actual force in British Politics.

    They aren’t and they never will be.

    They are a shitty little protest party for 6th formers and disaffected lesbians who dream of the good old days at Greenham Common.

    I posted on these retards a year or so back, I think the cunting was on Brighton Council.

    I think at the time these muppets had control.

    As I see it the ‘Greens’ raison d’etre is saving the earths resources and key constituent of that is recycling.

    And so it was that Brighton and Hove Council came something like 230 out of 250 councils in the U.K.

    The ‘Greens’ are far from ‘green’, they’re just a bunch of leftist ideologues who have no respect for democracy.

    Cunts.

    • “ The Greens’ will never get even close to the levers of power and I’d happily put my house on that.”
      I’m not so sure – that’s what people used to say about Steptoe.
      This lot make the Labour Party look like pussy cats.
      What’s really worrying is the number of people who will vote for them entirely on environmental issues without being aware of all this other shit.
      Years ago these traitorous cunts would have been hung.

      • True. But Steptoe just got lucky, and the Party he laughably ‘leads’ is not exactly enamoured with his extremist views.

        Anyway, I can’t see Lucarse and the Green Tallibannies with 229 seats in Parliament any time in the next century or two. But agree they’re highly dangerous bunch of loons nonetheless.

        Incidentally, my missus used to vote Green. Until I pointed out a few uncomfortable home truths about them.

      • Evening RTC. Yes, I’m no great monarchist but even I wouldn’t force her Maj to live in a council house somewhere like Brinnington!
        Now that would be great for the boy Hewitt and Markle. Teach them a bit of humility.

      • Evening mr Blunt!
        Brinnington would eat the Hewitt markle family alive in space of a week.
        Got to say Bertie that nom is one of the best youve done!
        Good work sir!

      • Why are you two being so nice to me?
        I’m not used to all this kindness.
        RT – You’re just after the return of your lawn mower and Miserable, you’re just after another bloody loan till payday!
        😊

      • Haha! You should accept honest praise when given!
        As for a loan and payday, had a great week, made a killing this week,
        Even took on a bit of temp labour,
        And tipped the lads!
        Reason ive not been on here whinging
        & whining!

      • You’re simply reaping what you’ve sowed Bertie.

        Now about that lawnmower…

      • Got few green beliefs, dont litter,
        Dont like water pollution, or decreasing greenbelt to house immigrants, but totally agree that the Green party would be terrible for this country!

      • I’m the greenest cunt on the planet me.

        No sprog, no car, walk everywhere, never fly or go on holiday, never buy unnecessary shite, use one Sainsbury’s 5p shopping bag till it falls apart, buy all the wife’s clothes from charity shops – even my lawnmower’s electric for fuck’s sake!

        Now you’ve made me miss my bedtime story. Cunts.

      • I feel so miserable Miserable at the loss of Willow. She’s gone up to Northumberland to find her way. I know I must accept it but it’s hard. You’ve shown great compassion to me through this traumatic period and I thank you. To try to move forward (after reading the Suffragettes thread that one of their number had a statue of herself with a horse) I am going to crowdfund a campaign to get a statue of Willow erected in my village. She was not only beloved by me but others around here. They have a deep appreciation for the lovely gentle horse who always put others first. You seem to have some money I hope you can contribute?

      • For love, gladly!
        I myself know the aching of love lost,
        The agonies of knowing the finality of a relationship ended.
        Yes i was devastated when ‘the happy plaice’ chippy shut,
        Of course I’ll contribute for you Miles anything!
        And ill match anything uncle Dick contributes, he’s a eqine philanthropist, just try stopping him
        He’ll probably fund it all.

      • Typical. To go with a Dark Key horse. I warned her of this. She has lost herself theologically therefore morally.

      • Miles, her message to you………

        She Walks in Beauty
        BY LORD BYRON (GEORGE GORDON)
        She walks in beauty, like the night
        Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
        And all that’s best of dark and bright
        Meet in her aspect and her eyes;
        Thus mellowed to that tender light
        Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

        One shade the more, one ray the less,
        Had half impaired the nameless grace
        Which waves in every raven tress,
        Or softly lightens o’er her face;
        Where thoughts serenely sweet express,
        How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

        And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,
        So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
        The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
        But tell of days in goodness spent,
        A mind at peace with all below,
        A heart whose love is innocent

      • I know you’re a betting man Mr Fiddler from the earlier thread. But what about the heart? With Willow in mind;

        ‘Never give all the Heart
        BY WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS
        Never give all the heart, for love
        Will hardly seem worth thinking of
        To passionate women if it seem
        Certain, and they never dream
        That it fades out from kiss to kiss;
        For everything that’s lovely is
        But a brief, dreamy, kind delight.
        O never give the heart outright,
        For they, for all smooth lips can say,
        Have given their hearts up to the play.
        And who could play it well enough
        If deaf and dumb and blind with love?
        He that made this knows all the cost,
        For he gave all his heart and lost.

      • I understand why you think that Bertie but IMO the U.K. is fundamentally a conservative country.

        We’re a pragmatic bunch who generally see through the shite, most of us don’t have the time to go on organised hissy fits outside Downing Street as we’re too busy trying to just get through life.

        For all it’s wrongs the 2 party system in the U.K. has held up well in my opinion

        The Brexit result sort of reflects how we are split as a nation.

        Greenist’s and all the other minority parties want PR as they know that’s the only chance of power.

        They site how well it works in Europe but what they don’t say is that in Germany in particular it was introduced after the War to stop any one party becoming too dominant after years of Europe ripping itself apart with hundreds of years of bloody wars.

        That’s not a problem we’ve particularly suffered with in U.K. and that’s why the current system, for all its faults on the whole works.

      • You’re right CMC. At least the majority of us are still sane. I thought there might just be the odd Green Party voter who I could influence – Nah!

    • I am looking forward to the arrival of extra-terrestrials in Bummington & Hoove; I shall set myself up as a dietician, and advise them to eat their greens, helpfully pointing them towards Lucarse’s “surgery” (or maybe she calls it a “therapy suite” ??).

  4. A few years ago I worked with a guy that had pretty much the same views as us. He hated immigration and pc white guilt bollocks, yet when I asked him who he’d voted for, he said; the green party….
    ?
    “Yea I want immigration to go down and I wanted the environment to be cleaned up so I voted greens”
    I called him a cunt. Because that’s exactly what he is.
    ….Along with every other twat that that thinks that the fucking green party actually give two cabagey shites about the environment…
    Fuckin commies.

      • Like the Industrial Revolution was a mere daydream. Anyway, I have yet to hear of an environmentally aware Al-Qaeda terrorist who is concerned his IED’s are made of ethically sustainable materials.

    • There’s a cunt near me with a big fucking house which has been having a huge extension built which must be sixty percent of the original footprint.
      On the drive is a Range Rover and an Audi RS6.
      During the recent elections the house was plastered in ‘Vote Green’ posters.
      The cunts don’t get it….

      • Unfortunately, they do get it. They will never be touched by “green” policies as they are wealthy. Us, the plebs will be. It is like all those well to do and rich cunts in Islington voting for Labour and giving Greta Thunderbird the time of day. A good example was the recent “I’ve planted a tree” statement by Fat Reg the Poofta.

  5. Caroline Lucas is second only to that fucking Gina Miller creature for causing trouble well beyond her influence or capabilities. Miller does it with money of course, earned by dropping her knickers ad opening her legs for some rich bastard with poor taste in wimmin, but Lucas is the sole MP of a rump of back-to-nature blowhards, whose territory is only really Brifghton Pavillion, and then due to the right on nancy boys who inhabit the place, and mince through the Laines

    • Gina Miller is a cunting traitor who should be dealt with as such – that’s why we have treason laws.

  6. The green party should have a water melon as their logo – green on the outside, red on the inside. I can’t remember who said that, any ideas fellow cunters?

  7. Caroline Lucas and the Green Party . A perfect example of the enemy within. With a skewed and Utopian political vision, combined with simplistic naivety, she and the party she belongs to, pose a potentially lethal threat to the UK.
    In the unlikely event of this bunch of zealots gaining power, it would be game over for Dear Old Blighty.
    Compost the Cunts.

    • And don’t forget our glorious three male ex-PMs.

      That ‘Statement’ from Shagger Minor was just about the most pompous and self importantly idiotic piece of crap I can recall since the Referendum. And that’s saying something.

      The three of them would fit in well in The Greens.

  8. Jonathan Bartley… I’ve been meaning to cunt that smug sanctimonious moron for about a year now. Trouble is I can never get past the red mist that engulfs me whenever I think about this loathsome pile of steaming dogshit.

    He’s Green co-leader…

    That’s about as far as I’m able to get without causing myself serious injury.

    Siân Berry (the other co-leader) is another box of frogs madwoman, but not in the same class as Bartley and Lucarse’s when it comes to sheer cuntisity.

    I need to go and lie down now.

  9. Two leaders and one MP, all with stupid fucking smug fucking smiles.

    Wouldnt trust any of them, I am sure most people vote for the wankers because they think they can make everything ‘green’ with some magic dust.

    CUNTS!

    • Does the Anna Soubry Quintet have a deputy leader?. Someone to hold the fort while she straps on her washboard and gets the thimbles on?. Can’t be slubberguts Gapes as he plays tea chest bass. Perhaps comb and paper merchant Chris Leslie, unctuous turd.

  10. I think Admin must be having a clear out of old noms – 7 in a day! I wonder if it’s a record?

  12. Their constituency is Brighton.
    Brighton is a disaster being 302nd out of 326 councils for recycling. Their recycling system is so complex people give up.
    There have been some silly gimmicks reminiscent of the 1980s loony left: a proposed ‘meat-free Monday’ in council-run staff canteens (reversed when the bin men demanded their bacon back), gender-neutral toilets, and allowing people to identify as Mr, Mrs or Mx on council forms (Mx means Mixter, meaning someone who doesn’t define as male or female.
    They are a disaster as a council, incompetent and inept but clinging to their impractical vision of how things should be.
    It is Islington by the sea run by Green half wits and represented in parliament by a loony.

  13. I couldn’t believe the policies when I read the nom.
    It could just as easily be the script for a Monty Python sketch.
    Read it again and imagine Eric Idle is saying the words, you’ll see what I mean.

  14. No armed forces. No nuclear deterent.
    Wonder what these deluded twats would think with a Russian bayonet up their arses.

    • They’d love that bayonet up their arses Cuntalugs, the fucking commie cunts. If they think communism is so great, fuck off to North Korea.

      • You are probably right there BF.
        But North Korea would soon get pissed off with their sanctimonious spoutings and probably execute them with their weapon of choice, the anti-aircraft gun

  15. The kind of deusional cunts who used to give info to the GRU and KGB.

    Cunts.

  16. Shameless Chuckherhandbag, or to give her her full title, Baroness Judenschtopper, is another labour cunt going on telly, telling the rabble to take to the streets to protest at Boris suspending parliament. I hope when they do shuffle around waving their little flags about, someone will count how many cunts there are protesting. Then, someone should compare that figure with those that aren’t. Even the Abbott should be able to work out that twenty thousand is considerably less than sixty five million. Then again, maybe not.

  17. Today, Boris was answering political questions from schoolchildren. There was a little bitch on Sky today who asked where the extra money was coming from to boost education spending. The fascination in this country of encouraging these precocious little cunts is very worrying. This one would have given Greta Grungeberg a run for her money. Fuckin adults don’t get answers to these questions so why should these little cunts get to know? Shut up love and get back to school!

  18. Lucas was on Any Questions tonight. Wasn’t listening attentively, but her insistence that we help economic migrants in every possible way to come here and be given work was predictably light on the problems this might cause this already overcrowded country and its collapsing infrastructure. A bad case of inappropriate empathy, coupled with total absence of reason. Horrible cow.

    Agree with this cunting, but the Greens have shot themselves in the foot by straying beyond their core issue and pitching themselves to the snowflake vote which would be their natural constituency in any case. If they want to make any visible impression on government or world environmental policy this is not the demographic they should be courting.

  19. That link someway above has just reminded me that that Kiwi Cuntbubble – Nitterly Binnitt was even more deranged than Zippy’s sister.

    If that was ever possible, if course.

    The Greens are certifiable lunatics. The whole contingent of cunts needs placing under secure lock and key and then tranquilising with seriously strong medication.

    Binnitt and Lucarse – two of the three old fucking hags from MacBeth.

  20. When speaking of the opportunities of Brexit Jacob Rees Mogg always says we can have ‘cheaper food, clothes, footwear’.It’s like a mantra he has. ‘Cheaper food, clothes, footwear’. We will have no tariffs so there will be ‘cheaper food, clothes, footwear’. It always leaves me slightly deflated. Why doesn’t he say we can have cheaper sports cars, cheaper computers, cheaper phones? That would be more exciting. But no food, clothes, footwear he sticks to. So there is civil war in the offing, the State being torn apart, families divided -mother against daughter, father against son…for a pair of cheap trainers.

    • Fortunately things have changed, tho not always for the better, since I was at school, and my mother, may Dog rot her soul (if indeed he can find it) always bought “Sturdipants” as part of my school uniform (these were, in reality, trousers, NOT underpants).
      I wonder if they were sold as fartproof.

      “Strong and sturdipants !” Now that’ll have them rushing to the polling stations…

  21. There’s a national school strike on September 20th inspired by Greta the Windowlicker. Read some cunt in the Guardian (where else) calling on teachers to join them in this titanic international struggle to save the world.
    Just a bunch of cunts.

    • Trump is so thick that when inevitably he has to meet her he will provide her with a window to lick. On the Whitehouse lawn. While he goes on about using nuclear weapons to stop hurricanes and buying fucking Greenland.

    • Why do they refer to the little shitheads playing truant as going on strike? Striking is withdrawing your labour – the fucking cunts should be told that taxpayers are paying them to be at school even ones with no children. And all the teachers that join them should not be paid fucking useless sponging cunts.

  22. Fucking hell, I knew that giddy madwoman Lucas was a headcase,but I didn’t know she was THAT unhinged. She should be fucking certified. Even Corblimey would look at those proposals and think “Jesus, that’s a bit extreme…”.
    What a bunch of headers.

  24. Fantastic, then the magic money tree falls over. What happens when they run out of other peoples money? Half baked cunts fuck em all.

  25. The ‘finest minds’ are at at work at the moment to stop Brexit in the House of Commons according to to some Lib Dumb cunt on telly today. Who are the finest minds in that fucking place? Maybe Jess Phillips is studying up on Erskine May? Angela Raynor acquainting herself with parliamentary precedence? Anyway, we have the expertise of the neutral Speaker to rely on.

    • The finest minds in the Commons are the ARM processors in the MPs’ phones. Hope that helps.

  26. God help us if we have another 24 hurricanes in quick succession and the next one is called Donald. Thank fuck we don’t name storms here, I could name some but I’ve had 9 pints tonight.

  27. I’m quite sure we don’t need to worry about the Green Party.
    After all there is a big fire in some trees over in Brazil so I imagine they’ve cast off and are rowing the Atlantic to go and help put it out.
    Or perhaps not.
    The daft cunts.

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