Mark Carney is a raging cunt.
We all know why he’s been cunted several times before. This time he’s reviving project fear by saying a No-deal Brexit would bring an “instantaneous shock” to the economy. Blah, blah, blah, fucking blah.
His stats are even better: There’s a 1 in 3 chance the UK economy will shrink after Brexit apparently. 33% chance that Mark, that means there’s a 77% chance the economy won’t shrink; I like those odds.
Fucking bell end.
Nominated by elboobio
Appointed by George Osborne I recall?
Two fucking bell ends together.
A clutch of bell ends. Made that last bit up.
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Research in some unattractive places suggests that the appropriate collective noun for two bellends is a docking, WS.
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A resonance of bell ends?
In physics, resonance is the tendency of a system to vibrate with increasing amplitudes at some frequencies of excitation.
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This cunt works on the principle that if you repeat something over and over again, it must become true despite being wrong before and conveniently forgetting every time he’s failed to correctly predict anything. Ignore optimism, merely concentrate on the pessimistic defeatism and repeat ad inifinitum.
Right-e-o:
Fuck off back to Canada you cowardly moose-fucker.
Fuck off back to Canada you cowardly moose-fucker.
Fuck off back to Canada you cowardly moose-fucker.
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Of course though Carney is beloved by the BBC for his rigid views. No doubt when he is sacked/resigns there will be an outpouring of grief unseen or unheard since the death of Princess Diana.
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Indeed, Mr.Boggs.
Let’s hope he ends his days in a similar tunnelesque manner to that dappy,big-nosed “princess” slapper.
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Of course there’s going to be an instantaneous shock. The bleeding obvious rides again. No-one voting to leave could possibly have imagined otherwise – I certainly didn’t. The only case for remaining in or partly in is based on short-termism and a terror of autonomy. A clinging to Euromummy’s leg, and a refusal to grow (a) up and (b) a pair.
Carney is a complete cunt. And when he fucks off he won’t be president of the IMF, either. Why? Because he isn’t fucking European enough! Hooray
Well cunted.
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He won’t be president of the IMF because “bog off” Boris has nominated Osborne for the job
Anyway isn’t Tom Cruise head of the Impossible Mission Force?
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Osborne won’t be, either. Missed the application deadline. Although:
Osborne’s austerity politics and economic illiteracy would certainly be an ideal fit at the IMF. Perhaps the only black mark on his name, as far as the IMF is concerned, is that he doesn’t have any criminal convictions. Christine Lagarde, the outgoing head, was convicted several years ago for negligence with public funds in a major fraud case while she was France’s finance minister. Meanwhile, Rodrigo Rato, who served as IMF chief from 2004 to 2007, is currently in prison in Spain for embezzlement. Not to mention the string of sexual-assault accusations against Dominique Strauss-Khan, who led the fund from 2007 to 2011.
https://www.spiked-online.com/2019/07/09/george-osborne-is-perfect-for-the-imf/
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Cameron gone.
Osbourne gone.
May gone.
Hammond gone.
Of the Project Fear casualties formally in charge, only this moose-fucker remains though Goodness how.
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One of the remainiacs last hopes… What a cunt. Who’d have imagined the fight to get the fuck out of the EU would prove such a cunt…helped on by the sheer numbers of our own cunts who simply believe we cannot survive on our own and don’t believe in this great country… They can all go fuck themselves whilst living in Romania. I suppose it didn’t help when the racist angle was brought which meant a lot of people simply think voting leave was racist when in most leave voters cases it wasn’t the issue and also how can a majority White country (UK) be accused of being racist to other majority White countries (Poland, Romania, etc) most Poles are whiter than the Irish for fucks sake.
This cunt should be glad we are leaving as it will encourage independent trade with Canada (his homeland) and other commonwealth countries that our country has had strong links with for hundreds of years… Not Romania and and Poland where they don’t get British culture etc.
If it was up to me the only people allowed in this country would be British people and a limited number of commonwealth people… You know people who fought the German’s and other Europeans during the Wars and whose countries contributed to this which was then the mother country.
All together now after three…. God save our gracious Queen…
Feels the like the end of a Lodge meeting.
Go fuck yourselves.
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“…as it will encourage independent trade with Canada (his homeland)”
That’s the thing; at this level such people as Carney, Lagarde, Draghi et al feel no affiliation whatsoever to any country. They are committed internationalists who have divorced themselves from all notions of nationhood, patriotism, cultural continuity and particularly race. In fact for them to harbour such conceptions is tantamount to a heresy. To Carney and his ilk UKplc is just another economic area populated with (in our case sufficiently subserviant) units of production. that’s all we are to him/them, all we are fit for and thanks to our docile acquiescence, all we deserve.
“God save our gracious Queen…”
Bollocks to her… there, I said it!
For 65 fucking years she’s stood aside and watched as her subjects were comprehensively fucked over and not a word of objection did she ever fucking utter. These were notionally HER ministers who signed our country away and it happened on her watch. Fuck every molecule of QE2. If yer gonna have a monarchy then at least make it an effective one not this hideous self serving pretence. The House of Windsor is ending/ended.
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As I understand it the British economy is doing better than Europe at the moment.
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I read that only one third of Germans are satisfied with die Frumpenfuhrer.
I hope she gets flattened by a large Audi, Merc or BMW.
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A fucking disgrace that a public servant has been allowed to interfere in politics and become a propagandist for the fucking EU. You can understand why the Pig fucker let him get away with it but Mavis should have sacked him and so should Boris. That’s one of the reasons why I don’t trust the Eton cunt. One of many I should add.
When the twat comes crawling to Sir Nigel to form a coalition one of the first conditions should be to sack this moose shagger and send him back to his own country, along with hundreds of thousands of peacefuls soon to be welcomed in by that soft as shit cunt, Trudeau.
Wankers, the lot of them.
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Any cunt had Joe Longthorne on their dead pool? Died today in Blackpool in the arms of his “husband” of 21 years.
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Never heard of him.
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Ironic that one of his main ‘hits’ was “If I never Sing another Song.”
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I think he won one of those new faces type contests. He could actually sing too – also did a bit of Danny La Rue type stuff. I love this site – I am educated daily by idols such as yourself RTC who despite avoiding the rump of TV and social media have such an encyclopedic knowledge of the important stuff of life.
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High praise indeed Cunto!
Looking forward to your next “100 reasons not to vote for the oxygen thieving swivel eyed cunt that is Jeremy Corbyn.”
Hope it’s fairly imminent, could be a snap election any day…
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You must admit though Elboobio, that by your maths, the guy always gives 110%.
😊
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He graduated from the Flabbot International Business School, or F.I.B.S. as it’s known.
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I was very angry when I wrote this, my maths were otherwise preoccupied. Admin never picked this up to save my idiocy. Thanks a lot admin.
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Thousands of people have turned out in Belfast for the annual Gay Pride parade.
Taoiseach (Irish prime minister) Leo Varadkar is attending the march.
The fuckers are absolutely everywhere. Remoaners and the other sort, you know the ones I mean.
For the record I’m not one of those cunts who says “you know” every 20 seconds despite having done so here!
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The cunts are swarming all over Brighton today Willie.
I was in a Peacefuls newsagents this morning and some bull dyke wanted to know why he hasn’t got the rainbow flag in the window.. Christ every shop is displaying it incase their presumed homophobic.
Fucking fag dyke cunts, I loathe them.
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Rather insensitive of the bull dyke, poor guy would have received a fartwart if he had displayed the flag of the bandits
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How many gay fucking pride marches do these needy cunts need? There seems to be one every fucking week. They are taking the piss.
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National Turd Burglar Day.
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What a fucking cunt. Should have asked her if her place of work flies the star and crescent then booted her in the james blunt.
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When I hear all this blah blah about the shock to business I wonder how many companies trade solely within the EU, I can believe that he majority don’t trade outside the EU as well so will have the tariffs locked and loaded already.
The libtards keep banging on about filling in customs forms, it’s not that fucking hard.
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Mark Carrey is probably worried he won’t get that nice Eu commissioners job if we crash out.
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Think i’ll get him to predict the football results then bet on the opposite. Surefire winner.
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I think there has been movement in the Brexit debate. Some presenters are now saying ‘No Agreement’ instead of ‘No Deal’. It could be they are sick to death of saying those two words-‘No Deal’. Nevertheless a tremendous step forward.
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Sack this cunt and get Diane Flabbot to run the fucker
Tremendous ♿
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Actually 100 – 33 is 67 not 77 but he’s still a cunt
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Yeah my maths were elsewhere when I was ranting. I think I wrote the cunting in about 30 seconds. I’m sure I’m getting less intelligent the older I get.
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