Ettore Weber

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This cunt, a world renowned tiger tamer, has been given a practical demonstration that he wasn’t as good at taming as he thought.

During rehearsals at the Italian circus, ‘Circo Orfei’, four of the animals tore him to shreds and played with his remains for thirty minutes.
Medics were unable to help, and his fellow performers could not drive the tigers away.
Police were then called and have launched an investigation to try to recreate the events leading up to the attack.
Why? Do they want to see more people killed?
Bunch of stupid wop cunts.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

91 thoughts on “Ettore Weber”

  1. If you keep captive, piss off or even just get in the way of wild untameable animals, expect to be mauled, eaten or in the case of all cats, be used as a plaything for their own amusement. What’s sad is that these tigers will now probably be destroyed.

    • You follow the cricket,SC? Looks like it’s shaping up to be a classic Ashes series.

      • Yes I always enjoy a win , especially in the Ashes(men’s only counts), but very much dislike the Australian sore winner or loser mentality. Even worse the woeful bawling when we were caught cheating still makes me cringe.

      • Yep,they’d have done better to have just said “We were caught,Fair Do,now Fuck Off”,that crying and wailing was just embarrassing.

        Still.at least you haven’t got those “look at me” Wankers, the “barmy army”….utter Cunts.

      • Bumble told a good tale about the Aussie umpire Bill Alley. In a match, the bowler went up to Alley and tried to get the ball changed.
        “Umpire, this ball’s gone out of shape” to
        Which Alley replied “Well you keep bowling and he’ll knock it back in to shape.”

  2. Serves the Cunt right,and not just because of his GayMan moustache. I don’t like to see performing animals. They should be left in the wild where ,after eating a few UmBongo types,they can be hunted by fat American dentists.

    Fuck Off.

    • Never knew tigers liked to eat italian food?!
      Oh well at least supermario went the way hed of wanted, ripped apart and eaten alive,
      And punters got their moneys worth.

      • Don’t imagine that I missed that drunken admission from you last night,MNC…Miley Cyrus,indeed.

      • Thought thatd gone under the radar Dick, keep your voice down though some sharp ears on here!😨

      • Jolene, jolene, jolene,joleeeennneee!
        Im begging for you please dont take ma man…. Voice of a angel!
        Admittedly a backwoods, straw chewing angel! But never the less..

      • MNC is a shameless philistine Dick.

        You won’t believe this, but last night he gratuitously disrespected the music of Stockhausen!

      • Stockhausen-a compelling and controversial german composer probably the most important of the 20th century-wikipedia
        Stockhausen-a right noisy fucker
        -miserablist times

      • I take it back MNC – you are clearly a man of great discernment.

        Guten morgen.

      • Guten morgen mein freind!
        Each to their own Rtc, be a boring world if we all liked the same thing!
        Presume hes really talented and good at what he does but from little bit i heard i admit i didnt ‘get it’
        But do like fact others do!

      • Sentiments I fully endorse MNC.

        Not sure that I ‘get it’ either. But I like it, and that’s good enough for me.

      • Ever heard ‘death disco’ by public image ltd ?
        Swan lake by Johnny Rotten!
        Love it!
        And like you i enjoy Beefheart,
        And also viv stanshall!

      • 👍 All of the above MNC.

        Trout Mask Replica rules!

        @ Dick

        Can’t speak for MNC, but I’m certainly a degenerate, as well you know.

      • Dont be cheeky blunty!
        Im a cultured and sophisticated man of the north with deep appreciation of music, art, poetry. An country & western!

      • @RTC/ MNC….

        Miley and Stockhausen,eh? The pair of you have an equally dreadful taste in music.

        ps….you are probably both sexual degenerates too.

  3. Africa will be a great place for animals when all the people are finally living in Europe.

  4. What we need to do is convince Gaylord Adonis, Dominic Grieve, Fatarse Thornberry and a few others that they have a future in the circus training wild animals……

    • Id be the only one clapping in audience, guarenteed!
      Morning everyone!🇬🇧

  7. How can we not mention those two arrogant German Yank cunts Siegfried & Roy when quietly enjoying schadenfreude about animal-abuses. You remember them, prancing about the 1980s dressed in rock’n’roll spandex, teutonic porn moustaches, and woefully-unacceptable mullets. They were the Ant & Dec of their day (i.e. cunts) made millions lauding it over tigers until one of them was rewarded for all his teasing when one of the tiggers used him as a plaything. Alas, he survived.

    • Like you cap I was shocked to the marrow when found out Siegfried &Roy were bandits!!
      That Tiger didnt test positive for HIV luckily! Just what is it about mustaches tigers find so attractive?

      • Perhaps ostentatious gaylords are like catnip for them. Either that or chomping on a berk with a moustache might be like nibbling on a biscuit after you’ve dropped it on the floor.

        Morning MNC

    • Ha I immediately thought of those two when I saw this topic. Couldn’t remember their names,just remembered them as the two poofs who did those big Las Vegas tours. God they were tits.

  8. Just another greasy Italian who happened to be born next to the frozen beef pies at Boney’s Market.

    • Boney M run a market?
      Ra ra Raspberries! Russias greatest love machine….

  9. Well the tigers probably fancied an Italian for a Friday night, and got one!

    I wonder if they asked for extra mushrooms with their pizza, but ended up with a dodgy mustache instead?

    • My wife has left me, saying that she can no longer cope with my obsession for fondling Italian food.
      Feeling cannelloni right now….

  10. That reminds me I need to get a massive Tiger for Notting Hill Carnival…its the latest must have bling and status symbol.
    It’s the ultimate way of waging through the unsavoury barbarian hoardes visiting Notting Hill and getting in us the residents way. .. I believe Floyd Mayweather has one so it’s all good. Tiger will be happy eating all the leftover Jerk chicken the great unwashed leave on the floor. I was thinking of asking one of the local boutiques to make me a bespoke Tarzan outfit with a stab/gunshot proof vest incorporated in it, innit.
    The blackies will be reminded of their ancient ancestry and the whities (who outnumber the blackies) will be lapping up the culture I am providing and I’ll probably charge a fiver a picture.
    Go fuck yourselves.

  11. Any cunt who believes they’ve trained a Tiger, Lion or any other dangerous beast is a deluded twat!! Yea they are trained right up until they unexpectedly RIP the fucking trainers head clean off or devour a limb with a single bite!!
    It’s like those utter cunts in sea world, who the fuck thought it was a great idea to put the oceans most formidable predator the killer whale into a goldfish bowl? Then have trainers dressed in wetsuits thus making a passable impersonation of a seal!! , daft cunts , and when some trainer cunt gets killed everybody acts surprised?

    • Well nailed Q any cunt who thinks and believes that he/she has a special rapport with a big smelly carnivore that could leap a 6 foot fence with a half grown cow in its mouth is a cunt. What is wrong with these dildo’s a playful tap round the head from friendly tiger would take most of your head off. My advice for what it’s worth for those who think big nasty animals are cuddly make sure you have a good insurance policy and funeral plan (if any thing left to bury). Everyone else all animals are unpredictable, some fucking dangerous. Common sense and respect will help you
      survive, a .577 nitro express double rifle is helpful as well.

  12. I’m glad this Italian cunt got a good mauling… Silly fool, it’s like those wankers who decide to go and hang out with bears in Alaska… And end up as bear dinner. One less thick cunt clogging up the planet is not a bad thing. His family probably made a spaghetti bolognese with the left over tiger after it was put down and probably got a rug out it as well so they are happy for that and the fact they got rid of the thick wanker of the family.
    What a cunt with delusions of grandeur.

  14. I particularly dislike those SNAKE botherers!! If it’s for genuine scientific research and they need some venom fine but just fucking bimbling off into the rain forest in search of the most dangerous and toxic snake , then antagonising it by waking the cunt up and waving it around on a stick just for the publics amusement? I’m always hoping the snake sinks it’s fangs into their bollocks or maybe they get crushed to fuck by a hungry 25 ft anaconda…… Now that’s entertainment…

    • That’s the lyric the Jam dropped,
      ‘Crushed to death by a 25ft anaconda, now thats entertainment”….

      • No idea ….
        but seeing a snake bothering twat crushed would be infinitely more interesting than seeing it being aggravated for entertainment purposes

  16. OK so he’s a dumb dead dude.
    Tragic. Cause of death? Stupidity

    But the real cunts are the ones who want to recreate it.
    Should put a few bums on seats if they pull it off.

  19. Tiger suddenly remembers its a tiger, and did some tiger stuff. Fuck with nature, get fucked. Ask Steve Irwin. Oh sorry, you can’t, because after poking and prodding poisonous snakes and man eating crocs, nature decided to get all ironic on his arse, and a little sting from a benign sea creature was the end of him.

  20. So this is what it’s come to. We’re cunting poor dead buggers now. As if we haven’t got enough living ones to keep us going.
    Who will it be next? Michael Jackson for his alleged offences against minors?
    Elvis for his support of country music?
    If you had to choose one dead person only to cunt, who would it be?

    • Princess Diana for not having Prince Harry on her lap as she went from 90mph to 0mph in a split second.

      • I wonder what’s happened to his statue Technocunt? The one that used to be outside Fulham’s ground.

    • *If you had to choose one dead person only to cunt, who would it be?*

      For me, Bing fucking Crosby. Not only did he have a voice flatter than a witches tit, he recorded that fucking shitty White Xmas song that still gets wheeled out every September in every sodding shopping mall till Xmas Eve.

      Horrible, camp effette voice – if Anthony Blair had been a singer that’s who he would have sounded like. The Hollywood Choir in Blair’s case would have been Dame Keir Starmer, wearing his corsets a little tighter than usual.

  21. @RTC/ MNC….

    Miley and Stockhausen,eh? The pair of you have an equally dreadful taste in music.

    ps….you are probably both sexual degenerates too.

    • RTC is very much in to electronic music, especially alt-J
      I wouldn’t say he’s a sexual degenerate but his favourite track is
      “Left Hand Free”

      • I am indeed a sexual degenerate, but have to admit I’d never heard of Alt-j until you brought them up Bsc.

        A quick Google confirms they have FUCK ALL to do with Electronic Music.

        Shame on you Bsc.

      • You’re wrong. Nobody likes a smart arse. Their genre is described as indietronica/folktronica.
        Get up to date 👴

        You’d recognise this track. It was the theme tune to The Interceptor on tv, a great program they never made another series of.

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NRWUoDpo2fo

  22. Detectives will have to ascertain if this attack was a spur of the moment thing, or if there was a conspiracy among the tigers, in which case was one of them the ringleader who could be deemed to be more culpable than the others.
    I would put pressure on the youngest weakest tiger to come clean in return for a lighter sentence. It may mean the rest are locked up for life, but that’s the price you pay for dismemberment. If you can’t do the time etc.

    • From 0.29, is it Ole Ma Arseberry pushing Mr. Knee’s love-child in the pram ??

  24. I thought at first – Good, that fat twat from the Go Compare adds had got his come uppance but then his fuckin head would be too big to fit into a tiger’s mouth. Certainly too much for one tiger to handle for one meal.

  25. When interviewed after the massacre the Tiger said ‘I know naffink abaaaaaht it’ whilstnlicking his chops. .. A Tiger after my own heart.
    Piss off.

  26. I cannot endorse this cunting. The cunt’s been torn to pieces by tigers, and cunting him on top of that is just gratuitous nastiness. The tigers have spoken, and no further comment is required. What a cunt, though.

  27. Fuck ‘im, He got what he deserved, IMHO.

    I have no time for these soulless pricks who use animals for entertainment and as a cash cow. This kind of shit should have ended years ago and the fact it still goes on today makes me retch.

    They doubtless reached the end of their rope after all of his fucking taunting and shenanigans and nature kicked in, big style.

    The only place these animals should be is in the wild. End of story.

  28. Imagine if that had happened during a live performance!

    All the snowflakes in the crowd would have been traumatised for life after all that.

    No doubt Lammy would have had something to say about that, using it as an analogy of the white supremacist with his slavery whip, being torn to pieces by the power of the Dark Key!

    I wish Flabbott was a lion/tiger tamer – they’d feast on her from now until fucking Christmas!

      • Let’s all write to Jo Swinson: Jo, darling. I went to a seance last night, and made contact with the spirits of Joe Grimond and Jeremy Thorpe. They both feel you could do this country a great service by joining the circus and becoming a big cat trainer. The medium says she thinks she heard Paddy Ashdown say *hear, hear*

  29. Silly oiled cunt got what he deserved. Mother Nature decided enough was enough and dealt on his fat cunt. Tiger, Lion, Leopard, Jaguar and any other highly dangerous animals are beautiful creatures and should be treated with extreme respect. Same for these fucking idiots who go freediving with Great Whites. Dicing with the Reaper there. Sharks are curious as fuck, and the only way they can check something out is with rows of scalpel-sharp teeth.

    Tigers aren’t meant for public entertainment. Studied for conservation efforts, fine. As for these bastard cunt poachers who shoot tigers for silly fucking Chinese bullshit medicine and the like, such people should be shot dead on location and then left in the wild for the animals to feast on. Fuck out.

    • I been hoping for some time that nature gets even with the Chinese with a bird flu pandemic. A bunch of backwards cunts who think they need to wipe out the wildlife in Africa just because the superstitious twats think it will make their tiny cocks bigger, wiped out by a chicken with a cough. Fuck ‘em.

      • I agree completely apart with the “bunch of backwards cunts” bit.The Chinks are the only non Europeans who can give Whitey a run for his money as regards inventions,culture,Philosophy etc.But they really are indiscriminate as regards consuming animal products.Confucius he say:

        “The only thing with wings you are not allowed to eat is the Air plane.The only thing with legs you shall not eat is the Table”

      • I say backwards, as they haven’t invented fuck all since gunpowder. I could be wrong, and I’m open to changing my opinion, but eating cats and dogs doesn’t bode well in the civilised stakes. Ching Chong…..

    • Slightly at a tangent, da Wimmin who wear “animal print” clothing are cuuuunts, even when it’s 100% polyester (or similar).
      Just stick to 1/2 inch thick inflatable rubber suits.

  30. I absolutely fucking love it when mother nature and her myriad of glorious creations maim the fuck out of humans who deserve it. Be it a tiger, a bear, a tsunami or a sinkhole.

    As previously mentioned, the only sad thing that will come of this is that the poor tigers will probably be destroyed.

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