Dead Pool [138]

Posted on August 10, 2019 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulatios to ShagaWotz who correctly predicted that disgrace paedo Jeffrey Epstein would be the next dead cunt.

On to Deadpool 138:

The rules.

1)You get 5 nominations no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal other people’s nominations (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).Nominations are first come first serve.

2)Anyone who nominates the world oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

My Picks:Shaun

Fernando Ricksen
David Gulpilil
Valerie Harper
Juliette Kaplan
Clive James

112 thoughts on “Dead Pool [138]”

Bob Frapples on August 10, 2019 at 9:16 pm said:

Mick Jagger
George Lazenby
Kim Jong Un
Prince Phillip
Ernie Little (Little & Large)

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- Dick dribbler on August 10, 2019 at 11:30 pm said:
  
  Bertie Blunt has Phil the Greek at 6.40pm
  
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  - Bob Frapples on August 11, 2019 at 12:58 am said:
    
    Geoff Boycott for Prince Phillip. Cheers.
    
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  - Norman on August 17, 2019 at 5:25 pm said:
    
    Syd Little (aka Supersonic Cunt) of Little and Large…
    
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Bob Frapples on August 10, 2019 at 9:18 pm said:

Syd Little not Ernie Little, fucks sake.

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Cunt’s Mate Cunt on August 10, 2019 at 10:06 pm said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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Black and White cunt on August 10, 2019 at 10:23 pm said:

Murray Walker
Duke of Kent
James Caan
Robert Duval
Paul Gascoigne

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- Black and White cunt on August 10, 2019 at 10:31 pm said:
  
  Swap Paul Gascoigne for Des O’connor
  
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  - Black and White cunt on August 10, 2019 at 10:32 pm said:
    
    Cuntosaurus beat me to Des by 2 minutes… I’ll stick with Paul Gascoigne.
    
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Sheik Yafanni Begum on August 10, 2019 at 10:27 pm said:

Alan Delon.
Salman Rushdie.
Jane Fonda.
Leslie Phillips.
Keith Richards.

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Cuntosaurus on August 10, 2019 at 10:29 pm said:

Des o Connor
Billy Connolly
Barbara Windsor
Robbie Williams
David walliams

Long shot with last two but fingers crossed 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

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Cuntstable Cuntbubble on August 10, 2019 at 11:24 pm said:

Yoko fucking Ono

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TitSlapper on August 10, 2019 at 11:44 pm said:

I wonder how epstein died, i know it was a suicide was it a rope hanging or he got a knife and slashed his wrists? maybe he slipped on a banana peel? I dunno perhaps we will never know

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- TitSlapper on August 11, 2019 at 8:25 am said:
  
  Okay so apparently it was a hanging but thats highly questionable most cells don’t even have ceilings, still think the banana peel suicide method is plausible
  
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- Cuntstable Cuntbubble on August 11, 2019 at 9:24 am said:
  
  Prince Philip was seen in the vicinity.
  
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  - Sir Limply Stoke on August 11, 2019 at 11:32 pm said:
    
    Shades orf the Rudolf Hess “suicide” – found hanged in Spandau. Our Russian friends…?
    
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TitSlapper on August 10, 2019 at 11:46 pm said:

Ginger baker
Loretta lynn
Pope Francis
Sheldon Adeleson
George Lucas

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willie stroker on August 10, 2019 at 11:54 pm said:

Bamber Gascoigne
Leslie Phillips
Dickie Davis
Norman Hunter
Katsumi Tezuka

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- Dick Dribbler on August 11, 2019 at 12:40 am said:
  
  Willie. Dickie & Leslie already gone. See my other post below which I misdirected due to being old & technologically incompetent.
  
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Cuntologist on August 11, 2019 at 12:05 am said:

Lesley Carron
Joanne Woodward (Paul Newman’s wife)
Kim Novak
Nigel Lawson
Sidney Poitier

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- Cuntsville on August 11, 2019 at 12:30 am said:
  
  Des Lynam
  Roy Walker
  Tom Wilkinson
  Harvey Proctor
  Jimmy Carter
  
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  - Dick Dribbler on August 11, 2019 at 1:20 am said:
    
    Capt Mag @ 6.43pm has Jimmy C
    
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Dick Dribbler on August 11, 2019 at 12:29 am said:

Jack @ 6.43 pm has Dickie D and Sheikh Yafanni @ 10.27 has Leslie P.

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Boris the Boilsucker on August 11, 2019 at 12:36 am said:

Bernard Cribbins
Trevor Peacock
Mike Yarwood
Richard O’Sullivan
Desmond Morris

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Paul Maskinback on August 11, 2019 at 1:41 am said:

Olivia Newton John
Jet Black
Geoffrey Palmer
Michael Barratt
Frank Windsor

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Shackledragger cunt on August 11, 2019 at 1:43 am said:

Bert Newton
Kamal
James Hong
Donald Rumsfeld
Baby John Burgess

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HBelindaHubbard on August 11, 2019 at 2:36 am said:

Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaaah Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim

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Mecha-rigsby on August 11, 2019 at 6:31 am said:

Peter sutcliffe
Greavsie
Phil the Greek
Sean Connery
Jack Nicholson

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- Dick Dribbler on August 11, 2019 at 9:02 am said:
  
  All bar Nicholson already taken.
  Sutcliffe by Gutsick Japseye 7.58pm
  Greavsie by Freddie the Frog 8.49pm
  Phil the Greek by Bertie Blunt 6.40pm
  Connery by West Cuntry C 7.17pm
  
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  - Mecha-rigsby on August 11, 2019 at 9:41 am said:
    
    There were only a couple of comments visible when I wrote mine. Not that surprised as all are low hanging fruit.
    
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Dick Dribbler on August 11, 2019 at 9:02 am said:

All bar Nicholson already taken.
Sutcliffe by Gutsick Japseye 7.58pm
Greavsie by Freddie the Frog 8.49pm
Phil the Greek by Bertie Blunt 6.40pm
Connery by West Cuntry C 7.17pm

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Admin on August 11, 2019 at 9:21 am said:

Moss already bagged

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- King cunt on August 11, 2019 at 4:39 pm said:
  
  Thanks sorry
  
  Buzz aldrin for Moss
  
  Gene Hackman for Roberts Mc Cain
  
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YourCuntingDaughter on August 11, 2019 at 9:48 am said:

Jim Dale
Steve Jones (sex pistol)
Topper Heddon (the clash)
Neil Ruddock
Phil Jupitus

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Cumnock Cunt on August 11, 2019 at 10:13 am said:

Thieving cunts !!!!!
Pope Benedict
Jerry Lee Lewis
Mickey Gilley
Nicola Sturgeon
Alex Salmond

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Victor de cunt hunt on August 11, 2019 at 10:21 am said:

Nancy Pelosi Andrew Marr John Prescott Sally Bercow Cliff Richards.

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- Victor de cunt hunt on August 11, 2019 at 10:49 am said:
  
  Cliff has gone. Replace with Sir Nicholas Soames.
  
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The Sheriff of Cuntingham on August 11, 2019 at 11:37 am said:

My Noms please

Dick Van Dyke
Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
Bob Barker
Gary Glitter
Tim Currie

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Cunting Time on August 11, 2019 at 12:21 pm said:

Abu Bakr al Baghdadi
Martin Chivers
Dave Gahan
Little Richard
Barbara Windsor

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- Dick Dribbler on August 14, 2019 at 12:33 am said:
  
  Chas C has Little Richard 10/08 @ 7.09
  
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- Dick Dribbler on August 14, 2019 at 12:54 am said:
  
  And Cuntosaurus has Babs W 10/08 at 10.29pm
  
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CuntyMort on August 11, 2019 at 1:42 pm said:

Englebert humperdink
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Ben Bradshaw
Alan Alda

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Blue Van Man on August 11, 2019 at 2:38 pm said:

Not Dead just on the Protected Witness Program.

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La Cuntessa Durera on August 11, 2019 at 6:18 pm said:

Cicely Tyson
Alan Dershowitz
(former) Empress Michiko
Astrud Gilberto
Helmut Berger

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Johnny-cunt-Lately on August 11, 2019 at 6:43 pm said:

Jesse Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson

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Dave on August 11, 2019 at 9:54 pm said:

Frank skinner
Little lord fontelroy
Ken Clarke
Angela Merkel
Imran Khan

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- Dick Dribbler on August 14, 2019 at 1:25 am said:
  
  Merkel is one we all would probably like but Smells Fishy got there first 10/08 @ 7.39
  
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Halloween Cunthook on August 12, 2019 at 1:37 pm said:

Billy Idol.
William Shanter.
Bill Wyman.
Lady C.
Angus Young.

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- Norman on August 17, 2019 at 5:21 pm said:
  
  Some more activity regarding the old Mandy Smith ‘episode’ might lead to ‘Old Bill’ to being the second Stone who roll off the perch…
  
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