Dead Pool [138]

Posted on August 10, 2019 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulatios to ShagaWotz who correctly predicted that disgrace paedo Jeffrey Epstein would be the next dead cunt.

On to Deadpool 138:

The rules.

1)You get 5 nominations no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal other people’s nominations (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).Nominations are first come first serve.

2)Anyone who nominates the world oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

My Picks:Shaun

Fernando Ricksen
David Gulpilil
Valerie Harper
Juliette Kaplan
Clive James

112 thoughts on “Dead Pool [138]”

Bertie Blunt Ubercunt on August 10, 2019 at 6:40 pm said:

Well done Shaga.
Prince Phillip
Vera Lynn
Lord David Owen
Shirley Williams
Roy Hattersley

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- Bertie Blunt Ubercunt on August 10, 2019 at 7:21 pm said:
  
  A winning team?
  
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- Mr Polly on August 11, 2019 at 12:25 am said:
  
  Phenomenal foresight Shaga – unless you know something we don´t. How did you forecast this?
  
  The Trump haters are not going to home in on this despite the flattering comment Trump made about him because he was a buddy of none other than Bill Clinton who left his spunk mark on his 19-year-old intern´s skirt. Apparently Randy Andy was also a buddy.
  
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- Bertie Blunt Ubercunt on August 11, 2019 at 11:57 pm said:
  
  I now have a software robot that triggers my alarm clock when there’s the smell of death in the air.
  
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Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler on August 10, 2019 at 6:42 pm said:

Matthew Festing (ex-Prince and Grand Master of The Sovereign Military Order of Malta)
Giovanna Ralli
lindsay Sandiford
Earl Cameron
Sir John Hall

Good Shot, ShagaWotz.

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- Mr Polly on August 11, 2019 at 12:59 am said:
  
  Trust Lord de Pfefel to pick fellow aristocrats.
  
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Jack on August 10, 2019 at 6:43 pm said:

Tommy Steele
Roger Whittaker
Bridget Bardot
Dickie Davies
Imelda Marcos

2
Captain Magnanimous on August 10, 2019 at 6:44 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Robert Mugabe
Jimmy Carter

Jolly good shot, ShagaWotz.

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Ruff Tuff Creampuff on August 10, 2019 at 6:49 pm said:

Lord Heselcunt
Little Stevie Wonder
Arthur Scargill
Janine Duvitski (Jacqueline from Benidorm)
Bonnie “America was founded on White Supremacy and racism” Greer

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- Bertie Blunt Ubercunt on August 10, 2019 at 7:01 pm said:
  
  I would have thought the Big Stevie Wonder would have karked it first.
  
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  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on August 10, 2019 at 7:15 pm said:
    
    Smart fucking arse!
    
    4
  - Jack The Cunter on August 10, 2019 at 9:07 pm said:
    
    You’re an ambulance ! ……. ( titter )
    
    2
  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on August 10, 2019 at 9:57 pm said:
    
    No comments from the peanut gallery, humph!
    
    2
  - Jack The Cunter on August 10, 2019 at 10:04 pm said:
    
    Evening Mr. Creampuff.
    
    1
  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on August 10, 2019 at 10:27 pm said:
    
    Guten nacht Jack.
    
    1
J R Cuntley on August 10, 2019 at 6:52 pm said:

Richard Wilson
James Randi
Cloris Leachman
Robert Wagner
Ian St John

0
Jack The Cunter on August 10, 2019 at 6:54 pm said:

Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Frank Field

Bang on Shaga.

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Prime Minister Sinister on August 10, 2019 at 6:57 pm said:

‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
Ric Flair
Vince McMahon
George Soros
Michael Hestletine

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- Ruff Tuff Creampuff on August 10, 2019 at 7:26 pm said:
  
  Michael (Lord Heselcunt) Heseltine’s already taken.
  
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  - Prime Minister Sinister on August 10, 2019 at 7:43 pm said:
    
    Shit, Terry Funk then.
    
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Cunts n Roses on August 10, 2019 at 6:59 pm said:

Don Majowski
Randy Wright
Lynn Dickey
Bart Starr
Tobin Rote

Hope they die painfully

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- Miserable northern cunt on August 10, 2019 at 7:14 pm said:
  
  Katie price
  Sheridan smith
  Meghan markle
  Paul McCartney
  Paul whitehouse
  (Like the last one so hopefully not!)
  
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  - Bertie Blunt Ubercunt on August 10, 2019 at 7:24 pm said:
    
    I love the last one. I do hope you’re wrong!
    
    1
  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on August 10, 2019 at 7:31 pm said:
    
    Re-launching yourself as gay now Bertie?
    
    Disgraceful. 😀
    
    1
  - Bertie Blunt Ubercunt on August 10, 2019 at 7:50 pm said:
    
    He’s one of the few funny men left on the planet.
    
    4
'Er Indoors on August 10, 2019 at 7:07 pm said:

Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Peter Fonda
Prunella Scales
Val Kilmer

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ChasC on August 10, 2019 at 7:09 pm said:

Willie Nelson
Richard Wayne Penniman (Little Richard)
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Shane MacGowan (Pogues)

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Liberal Liquidator on August 10, 2019 at 7:17 pm said:

Raul Castro
Eileen Ash
Anne Buydens
Lord Edwin Bramall
Beverly Cleary

0
West Cuntry Cunt on August 10, 2019 at 7:17 pm said:

Sean Connery
Kirk Douglas (tap in really)
Shane McGowan
Maradona
David Lammy

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- Captain Magnanimous on August 10, 2019 at 8:32 pm said:
  
  I’ve had Maradona for years, WCC, alas, to no avail. The fat, cheating, junkie cunt keeps evading the Reaper.
  
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George W Bamboo on August 10, 2019 at 7:19 pm said:

Honour Blackman
Cliff Richard
Clint Eastwood
Kirk Douglas
Paul McCartney
Well done Shaga

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George W Bamboo on August 10, 2019 at 7:22 pm said:

Swap Kirk for
Jimmy Tarbuck
Must learn to read the list

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- Miserable northern cunt on August 10, 2019 at 7:41 pm said:
  
  George ive got paul beatlehead McCartney!
  
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Pedantic Cunt on August 10, 2019 at 7:23 pm said:

Javier Perez de Cuellar
Pierre Cardin
Stirling Moss
President Moduro of Venezuela
Honor Blackman

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- Dick Dribbler on August 14, 2019 at 1:07 am said:
  
  George W Bamboo beat you to Blackman by 4 minutes.
  
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Smells Fishy on August 10, 2019 at 7:39 pm said:

Rolf Harris
Stuart Hall
Lulu
Rick Wakeman
Angela Merkel

1
CuntyMort on August 10, 2019 at 7:42 pm said:

Englebert Humperdink
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Ben Bradshaw
Camp Cliff Richards

Good Darts Shaga.

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Deploy the Sausage on August 10, 2019 at 7:43 pm said:

Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Josef fritzl
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne

1
CuntyMort on August 10, 2019 at 7:43 pm said:

Fuck, camp Cliff’s gone I pick Jeremy Corbin instead

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Gutstick Japseye on August 10, 2019 at 7:58 pm said:

Peter Tobin
Peter Sutcliffe
David Berkowitz
Rose West
Angus Young

1
The cunt man of Alcatraz on August 10, 2019 at 8:00 pm said:

Sheila Mercier
Leonard Fenton
Stan Bowles
Chris Farlowe
Norman Lamont

1
- Bertie Blunt Ubercunt on August 10, 2019 at 8:33 pm said:
  
  Chris Farlowe is already out of time.
  
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Mr Bastard on August 10, 2019 at 8:03 pm said:

John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde

0
Dioclese on August 10, 2019 at 8:08 pm said:

Mikhail Gorbachev
Roberta McCain
Tony Britton
Ed Asner
Vanessa Redgrave

0
Cunty Cunti Cuntcil on August 10, 2019 at 8:18 pm said:

Max von Sydow
June Brown
Micheal Roux
Englebert Humperdick
Lionel Blair

0
Cunty Cunti Cuntcil on August 10, 2019 at 8:24 pm said:

bugger,Humperdick gone
Al Pacino

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Sir Limply Stoke on August 10, 2019 at 8:40 pm said:

Olivia De Havilland
Roy Hudd
Tab Hunter
Robbie Coltrane
Giscard D’Estaing

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- The Eternally Grumpy Cunt on August 10, 2019 at 10:50 pm said:
  
  Tab died 8th July 2018 Sir L.
  
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  - Sir Limply Stoke on August 10, 2019 at 11:11 pm said:
    
    Oh bugger. Appreciate the info EGC. Take a punt on
    
    Barry Manilow
    
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  - The Eternally Grumpy Cunt on August 11, 2019 at 12:39 pm said:
    
    You’re welcome. I like your new nom, but im unsure if he will die or simply melt or go brittle and shatter in the Sun.
    
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  - Sir Limply Stoke on August 11, 2019 at 11:06 pm said:
    
    And take Willy Nelson instead orf me old mate Roy Hudd.
    
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Freddie the Frog on August 10, 2019 at 8:49 pm said:

Everton Weekes
Nobby Stiles
Jimmy Greaves
Pete Murray
Pearl Carr

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Lord Biryani on August 10, 2019 at 9:01 pm said:

Jill Gascoigne
Glynis John
Terry Jones
Julie Gibson (actress)
Norman Lloyd (actor)

0
Norman on August 10, 2019 at 9:09 pm said:

Good riddance to the Joe Ronce cunt,

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Norman Pilcher
David De Keyser

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- Jack on August 10, 2019 at 11:03 pm said:
  
  Excellent find with Semolina Pilcher of the yard.
  
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