A Blairite, strictly-for-charity cunting please for this opportunistic, narcissistic little arsewipe who has decided to turn his beady little eyes away from his wonderful “charity” work, to wag a reproving finger at Brexiteers in general and Boris in particular:-
This self obsessed motherfucker has been out of British politics for years now, so why he thinks his self-important waffle is of any relevance defeats me.
It is noticeable that this little creep (who in the accompanying photographs look like he was photographed in the shithouse after inhaling the malodorous pong of his own turds) always sticks his oar in when there is the chance of a comeback – no doubt believes (probably correctly) that some Labour timeserver would give up a very safe seat for him so new NuLabour leader Dame Keir could get him in the top three of a Labour cabinet.
For the many, not the few, no doubt. Fuck off.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
David Rubber-Bland is about as relevant as Alistair Cuntbell these days!
I wouldn’t give him airtime on a test card!
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I’d rather have him in the test card and the knitted character leading the Labour party.
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The natural heir to the Blairite crown, how ironic that this money grabbing little shit was fucked up by his own brother. No love lost among the champagne socialists.
This fuckpig will never make a comeback as long as Momentum is in charge, although I wouldn’t rule him out of joining the Libtard Dumbs.
More importantly he’s a remoaner and you will never shut those cunts up.
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Definitely a money grabbing cunt of a champagne socialist – they managed, through some obscure law, to get their old fellas will changed posthumously, so they would pay less inheritance tax! For the few (Millibands) not the many (the rest of us plebs). Cunts.
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Ah, there is the rub… Next election we see the tories returned, Corbyn slaughtered , Momentum shafted. Step forward the new hope for the Labour Party.
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I like his ‘Greetings from Uganda’ plaque in the background, maybe David and his charity finally built M’tebh a village water well that St Bob promised back in 1985. Either that or he has deposited this years budget into the account of a local chieftain after ‘winning’ the Ugandan lottery.
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Here’s an African joke, a bit like some Oirish ones..
God mistakenly sets foot in Africa one day, and accidentally stumbles across M’tebh. As God has a sense of humour almost as good as many on this site, he asks M’tebh what he would like.
The lad replies “A stream of beautiful fresh water, please, O Lord !”
His wish was granted. God enquired if there were any other wishes.
“Another stream of beautiful fresh water, please, O Lord!”
God thought this a bit odd, but it was easy enough to do, as there was so much recyclable piss from Dame Emma, little Ms. Cuntberg, Lucarse et al.
M’tebh was beside himself with joy, and went down upon his shrivelled, bony knees.
God departed, and in the rear-view mirror of his Triumph Spitfire, he saw M’tebh shitting in one stream, and his brother David shitting in the other.
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Here’s an opportunity for Millionaireband. Jo Swindler has said she can’t accept Catweazle as PM in the government of remoaner unity that they all think is just going to walk into Downing St.
She modestly suggests Clarke, the Hush Puppy man or Harriet Harperson (fuck me, is that bitch still alive?) to take the top job. Why not bring in a nuetral, the great David Millionaireband.
Fuck me, watching these libtards trying to drive a coach and horses through democracy is fucking hilarious. Who the fuck do they think they are?
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Does this Shergar tribute act think this is some kind of X Factor pissing contest hosted live from Westminster by Ant and Dec?
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The meritorious analysis provided on this site, is essential to understanding the existential difference between the “whet” cunts, and the “Dry” cunts.
Still hasn’t recovered from babycham socialist outcunting him.
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Cunteth Clarke must be in loads of dead-pools.
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Oh look, he’s got his brother’s eyes.
Lying, hypocritical, repulsive, never-done-day’s-work eyes.
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Looking thru gary gilmores eyes…remember that?
Anyway, yeah an Abbey normals brain!
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Gary don’t need his eyes to see.
Gary and his eyes have parted company!
🕺 Evening MNC.
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Evening Rtc! Liked the Adverts!
Not earth shaking but good!😀
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Milliband (either cunt) – damn his eyes.
Evening gentlemen.
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He goes to the same barber as Kid-Mong-Ill, or is is a Belgian polypropylene bog-mat ?
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I’d like to stuff a bacon sarnie in his ugly remoaner gob. After I had wiped my arse with it obviously.
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Every day is a bad hair day for Millichimp. Lolly stick hair like an Oriental, it would appear that his hair has been styled with the aid of an old school Suffolk Punch lawnmower.
An avaricious, mendacious, preening, Marxist little mini-Blair prick.
Why doesn’t he go back to sucking on dear Old Tone’s greasy helmet for supper?
The CUNT.
FUCK RIGHT OFF.
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Millipede is a blairite 90s throwback, hes britpop, hes spice girls, hes a champagne supernova socialist,
But mainly hes a cunt.
Ps paul ticked✔ your nom,
Feel sorry that youve been treated that way while trying to earn for your family, my best mate had something very similar and sold his cottage due to crap tenant.
Chin up mate!👍👍
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Thanks NMC. It couldn’t have come at a worse time. I am trying to borrow more cash to finish off my own house which I am not living in at the moment. I have 6 months until I am evicted, no pressure of course!
I need the rental income for the old house to keep me afloat. What a tasty shit sandwich, eh?
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Genuinely sorry to hear that, work your arse off to better your lot for your family, and some lazy fat pisstaker throws spanner in works.
Hope it all works out mate, mustnt be nice, sure everyone on here wishes you well too.
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What a nasty stinking little weasel this cunt is. Looks like the type who peddled his arse when he was a schoolboy.
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2pound 10 a tit a fiver for his arse…
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The cunt’s making a bid to get on The Wall…
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He was still beaten by that used tampon Ed. Again.
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Presuming Ed!
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Milliband! You terrible cunt!
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This gravy train son of a Marxist lives in New York!
Fuck off.
Cunt.
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Not a lot of people know that he grew up as Eric Wimp, an ordinary schoolboy living at 29 Acacia Road, Nuttytown. Later to be known as Bananaman.
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Evening mr Blunt! Hope your in fine fettle and lifes all birdsong and cherryblossom?
I never understood the appeal of the millipede brothers, especially the one made by nick parks.
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Evening Miserable. Can’t complain. The moribunds are the biggest self serving bastards in politics.
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Impressive due to the strong competition eh?
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‘Evening mr Blunt! Hope your in fine fettle and lifes all birdsong and cherryblossom?’
Fuck me Miserable your name is the biggest misnomer on this site. You were chipper this morning in the afternoon now tonight!
You’re the chipperiest miserable cunt I’ve ever come across.
🙂
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Haha! Yeah Miles, to be honest feel ticketyboo, in a great mood tonight!
Sure the missus is medicating me without my knowledge?
although a cynical sneering little sid vicious i always cheer up quickly!
You winning pal?
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Am OK miserable. Off to asda for a late night shop with Mrs P.
Could Jeremy Corbyn actually become PM? Actually? Could it actually happen? Could it actually factually happen?
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Could, but i doubt it, im not worrying anymore, end up with a ulcer due to him!
Happy shopping, im going walking the dog then going bed,
Lead a exciting celebrity lifestyle!
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On Wednesday evening, in a letter to opposition parties, Labour Party leader Mr Corbyn wrote: “This Government has no mandate for no deal, and the 2016 EU referendum provided no mandate for no deal.
“I, therefore, intend to table a vote of no confidence at the earliest opportunity when we can be confident of success.
“Following a successful vote of no confidence in the Government, I would then, as Leader of the Opposition, seek the confidence of the house for a strictly time-limited temporary government with the aim of calling a general election, and securing the necessary extension of Article 50 to do so.”
Dominic Grieve who received this letter when asked by Julia Hartley Brewer which option was worse to him, supporting and seeing Corbyn as prime minister or leaving the EU with no deal.
He replied by saying he would need to think about it.
Kick the fucker out of the Conservative party.
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Part of me would like a General Election, Willie despite its (probable) inability to solve anything, though it would chaff the wheat concerning these hateful pricks like Dominic Grievous who simply fail to see the rancid irony of their constant harping.
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That ought to be corbyns title,
General election.
All the cunt ever says,
General election, general election,
Hold the door, hold the door….
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I’m pretty convinced there will be a GE in the autumn. I can’t see how Boris can survive a vote of no confidence as there are more than enough Tory traitors to turn him over.
The big winner will be Sir Nigel, who will hold the balance of power. I will enjoy seeing the stinking remoaners (outside the M25) getting their turncoat arses kicked.
Cunts.
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Grievous was on the news this pm; strange, strangulated, high-pitch voice. Reminded me of Joan Hickson playing Miss Marple. A most kickable-in-the-front-bottom, interfering old biddy
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He’s about as much use as woodworm in a cripples crutch the twat. These do as I say not as I do twats such as Millicunt, Richard Gere, Patrick Stewart and George Clooney whilst living seven thousand miles away from the issues at hand really get on my fucking tits. As for that shit Corbyn came out with today, what a cunt.
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The millicunts should stick to dipping their fingers into charity pots and keep their stupid opinions to themselves….
Why do these have (never) beens get any airtime anyway?
I’m kind of against abortion.
…then I see the Miliband brothers….
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Evening sausage, shower of shite the pair of them arent they?
Whats this craze at moment for political hasbeens from yesteryear surfacing to give their veiws?
Who gives a fuck?
Cant stay away from the trough can they?
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They are making a pile from their political connections. They want to keep those connections going and the money flowing in. That’s their motivation. All the crying about “the country will be ruined” is total bullshit. All they care about is their own fat pockets.
Cunts.
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Speaking fees must be a big earner, Blair is obviously Top Cunt but McBroon, Cambellend, Lady Mandlescum and others must command a large wedge. They get to whine about our impending doom, take no responsibility for the mess in the first place whilst big business pay them thousands.
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Yep, bang on the nose!
In the wrong game freddy,
If we wasnt working class boys,
We had gone to posh schools
And daddy had pulled strings,
We might be shouldering our place at the trough?
Although id be fuckin useless!
Poor mans pallet! Hate champagne (fizzy cider) dont like caviar (salty tadpoles) my curse, cant polish a turd.
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Yea they’re all coming out of the woodwork, and the weirdest thing is that none of them have any comprehension of how utterly despised they are….
Evening MNC.
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The remoaning commentariat needs to keep the message in the media, and:
Blair’s exhausted his credibility, even with his 300,000 ex-spads, and he’s in Epstein’s little list.
Bellend’s mentally ill, and makes more money out of that.
Mandelson remains a toxic cunt beyond any hope of reform and is also in Epstein’s little list.
Ed M’s fallen off the radar, remains weird, and may not even be a committed remoaner.
So ™ what’s left? Aha. The Man who was Nearly bit Not Quite PM. But relax. He’s not going to throw over his very lucrative and well-connected US sinecure, even (in his fantasy) to save the UK from its terrible fate. Too risky, and not nearly enough cash. Besides, there are opportunities beckoning in the event of the UK being forced into closer collusion with the US. If he hasn’t already, he needs to think about his options. Which may include the David Miliiband Institute For Gigantic Speaker’s Fees. He is, after all, the epitome of a Blairite.
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I cannot watch the News, SLY BBC and all the other News media in this country is 100% Anti Brexit Liberal or Labour supporting cunts. They always have some fucking anti Brexit celeb or Traitor Politician talking shit but you never see anyone in support of Brexit. The rare times they do appear they are either ridiculed or talked down.
They make it look like Brexit supporters make up about 5% of the Nation.
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Cannot stand watching pretty much everything on TV these days Fenton which has led the family to decide on the TV going at the end of the year.
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