An urgent nomination for Danny Polaris, who injected an erection enhancing drug into his todger before having sex. It has left him with an erection for the past two weeks.
He has been told that he may have to have his penis amputated and describes using the drug as “one of the worst decisions” of his life. Initially Polaris didn’t seek medical help. He went to Berlin Pride the following day with a wine cooler around his penis. Polaris had met a nurse on a night out, and when he was keen to inject the drug into his penis, Polaris was happy to oblige, assuming the nurse knew what he was doing. It turns out the cocktail of the drug called Alprostadil, the Viagra he’d taken earlier in the night and his HIV medication was a potentially deadly mix.
His friends have set up a GoFundMe page to raise money for things to “make Danny more comfortable”. His friends explain the money will go on things like: “A mobile phone (he had his basic Nokia phone stolen), drinks, snacks and alternative therapies like reiki and acupuncture to aid healing and for travel costs and passport renewal costs for his parents in case they need to come to Berlin to help him when he leaves hospital.”
He decided to make his story public in the hope of raising awareness and warn others of the dangers of taking unprescribed enhancers.
Yet another Darwin award contender. Cunt.
Nominated by Mystic Maven
I’ve just posted the useless cunt a toffee hammer ……
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I’ll send a hamster.
Ferret-chutney for brains fuckwit.
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The quickest way to get any man’s dick down would be to send him a photograph of the hairy minge of Gina Miller, while Dame Keir is inserting his strap-on into her back passage. Guaranteed to make any man impotent in an instant.
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You underestimate me,Mr. Boggs….you’ve quite given me the horn.
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This Cunt is the dumbest twat since ‘Nursie’s’ brother….
Nursie : “You’re vaving so many good ideas, you’d better hope your foot doesn’t fall off”
Queenie : “Is that what happens when you have good ideas? ”
Nursie : “Well my brother had a good idea of cutting his toenails with a scythe…and his foot fell off ! “
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Seriously what a complete and utter fucking tool….
also …. give the hair gel a rest sunshine!
The “ I’ve just got out of bed look “ went out of fashion 10 years ago!!
Fucking nine Bob note cretin!!
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For various reasons I won’t be making a donation to this Gentleman’s GoFundMe appeal.
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Quite literally, what a cock. Cuntitude is so amusing sometimes.
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Exactly. What a prick!
‘Afternoon, Bertie.
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Fuck him.
Let him die.
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From a Cock to a Cunt, possibly literally.
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He’s already had a needle in his knob, which is now full of blood. I suggest a big pin to pop the fucker like a zit.
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If he does lose his penis, how is he going to pee?
Presumably, he’ll change his name to Danny the Dribbler?
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From missile to Miss. Ain’t I a cunt…
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His name sounds like a Bond villian’s special needs son.
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What a massive cunt. I’d need a lot of persuasion to allow a doctor with a needle come near my cock let alone some pissed up bird claiming to be a nurse.
Reading between the lines he sounds like a shitstabber to me. Anyone know what happened to this bumbandit?
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Got a job feeding Elton’s gerbils.
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Well the nurse is described as a “he”…. and Polaris “went to Berlin Pride the following day”…. so I think it’s pretty safe to say he’s a shitstabber.
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To my shame I looked up his Instagram page.
‘Screamer’ doesn’t really give him justice. He makes Graham Norton look like Clint Eastwood.
The great pooving cunt.
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Yes the nom mentioned gay pride marches and referred to the nurse friend as a ‘he’. Things would be much easier for nom-skimmers if we retain the term ‘male-nurse’.
Anyhow…the nominee is eligible for the Darwin on the basis that if the damage to his cock is regretfully permanent it removes his contribution to the from future human gene pool. Although this was already the case when he came out as a turd-burglar (barring unnatural procedures).
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Just show him a nude picture of Flabbot on all fours. A bit extreme maybe.
In the unlikely event this treatment didn’t work then the ‘nuclear’ option of Jeremy Corbyn on all fours may be the only way i’m afraid.
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I have every confidence that, once on all fours, Korbyn would not be able to get up. In any sense.
I may have to go blindfolded until after 31st Oct. All these photos of Sourtits (must be 3 / 4 embalmed by now, shurely ?) and Gilla Minger are making my eyeballs puke.
I need some nice ones of Penny M.
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And soon to be Cunt No-wood
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Given Danny’s preference for basting gerbils in situ, I think your Corbyn example would be more likely to get the job done.
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While the light was off last night I accidentally took a swig of Tippex instead of my liquid Viagra.
Woke up this morning with a massive correction….
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Looks like he made himself a home-made ‘Polaris’ missile.
Ho, ho ho!
What a cunt.
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Nurse Cunty did it intentionally. The police have been informed, but couldn’t stop laughing.
It’s not even original:
https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/103/1036253/wilt-on-high/9780099466482.html
In which Wilt…no, I won’t spoil it for you.
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Nurse Cunty’s not a bloke, so it couldn’t have been her. Unless there’s something she hasn’t told us…
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Then it must have been DCI Gene Cunt.
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Never been to Berlin, Luv!
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Just looked this cunt up. Yeah, he’s a bender and the “nurse” was a bloke. Can’t find out what happened to the mucky bastard though. Hope he’s dead, one less fucking piece of shit.
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ONE of the worst decisions?
How many other fucking stupid things has this daft cunt done to himself?
Utter bellend… 😆😆😆
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One bad decision was growing a beard when he knew he ginger. Now he’s a orangutan cunt without a bellend.
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It’s a pity men don’t have two dicks like kidneys. In that case, he could have received a donation from that other Danny(Dyer). I’m sure he’d be compatible but he’d end up twice the prick he was.
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Some men do have two penises Bertie.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/30684471/living-with-two-penises-is-special-and-unique
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Fuck me that’s weird. I’ve seen porno with two cocked blokes but they didn’t look real to me. Maybe they were.
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Which one would you like to choose tonight darling?
“I’ll have a double entry if you can manage it.”
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I learnt from a reliable source that kangaroos have two cocks.
(I think that source was a Spawny Get cartoon in Viz)
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Saw the pic at top of nom and thought
‘This bloke looks slightly miffed’
Now i know why.
The daft cunt.
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A bloke with a permanent boner? Don’t let minced Pie Guy see this. He’ll be flying out without even packing a bag.
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Not only does he look like a newage twat with that beard; coupled with a idiotic surname, he now decides to inject himself with a cock-hardener without seeking medical advice first!
Clearly this twat was just born to be a complete loser; but what is more grating is the GoFuckMe fund expecting complete strangers to cough up small amounts so that this cock and his embarrassed parents can have a nice fucking life!
There are far more deserving causes worthy of suitable donations rather than this fuckstick – a man who will be emotionally scarred for the rest of his life, and quite possibly sans a cock (other than his own head)
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Worse still, he’s a British citizen, which means the UK taxpayer will ultimately pick up the tab for the fuckwit’s medical expenses.
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HIV medication and Viagra just says it all for me What a proper stupid cunt a total twat Hurry up and die.
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If the Cunt is already taking HIV medicine he should be charged with carrying an unconcealed deadly weapon and the nurse who primed it done for aiding and abetting.
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A couple Dicks if you pardon the pun Afternoon Dick
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Afternoon,Mr.Bamboo.
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As a gay he doesn’t need a cock anyway. He can just receive it up the ass for the rest of his life.
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As a Christian, he believes joy is in the giving not the receiving.
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He doesn’t look happy and colourful to me, no, he looks like a barren, turd burglar.
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Stoopid cahnt needs a real Polaris up his arse.
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Stephen Fry
@stephenfry
Weep for Britain. A sick, cynical brutal and horribly dangerous coup d’état. Children playing with matches, but spitefully not accidentally: gleefully torching an ancient democracy and any tattered shreds of reputation or standing our poor country had left
Glad to see that the old arse-bandit isn’t over-reacting.
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Fuck me, the phoney outrage of these remoaners is astonishing. What’s gonna happen if we actually leave? Mass fucking suicide I hope.
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Didn’t he talk about topping himself a few years ago after suffering depression?……hopefully Brexit’ll tip him over the edge…..the cherry on top of the cake.
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I actually saw a few minutes of a vid of his on YouTube (“recommended for you” – fuck knows why…).
Like wandering into a 5th dimension, the sort of psychi hospital run by the Ratcheds of this world, but inhabited mostly by dribbling smelly incos. Dunno why, but Heslecunt, Sourtits and Mr. Hush-Puppies spring to mind.
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I know I’m a bit of a thick cunt but how can it be a coup d’état? What Cuntbyn was trying to do obviously was but how can an incumbent government overthrow itself? If anything Johnson has prevented one, but I bow to that fucking mincer Fry’s superior intellect.
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I wouldn’t do any bowing within 50 yards of the cunt. And he is half, shall we say, non-British, which is often the way with cunts who talk about ‘our poor country’. File as yet another fucking luvvie who has progressed from fisting to keeping his head permanently up his arse. See also, ‘intoxicated by the exuberance of his own verbosity’.
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I bought a PJ Wodehouse book once. Can’t remember….anyway the blurb on the back from Fry-( something like) ‘How can you (forgot maybe criticise) such sunny splendourr?’. Oh, fuck off. I hate him (and the word does truly apply to him) ‘appropriating’ literary giants from the past like Wodehouse, Waugh even Oscar Wilde. I once saw the twat on some programme about Peter Cook. And there was footage of them all there-John Cleese…anyway there was Fry reading out loud from a Billy Bunter book. He has a gift for words. But he hasn’t a ‘voice’. And totally misses the point of the writers he so wants to emulate
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‘non British’ that was why we had the outburst about Poland during the war. On the same subject fucking Bercow’s revenge for all the years he has perceived himself abused and because of his height a huge chip on his shoulder and he can get his revenge. This is his moment.
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‘One can only bask in such sunny splendour’ I think it was. Over-praising.
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Fry is “half, shall we say, non-British” K? Why, because his maternal grandparents emigrated here in 1927? Jeez… 😂
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Danny polaris sounds like a magician or a club singer!
Any you chaps used viagra or anything similar?
Years ago tried something called Tadafil i think it was called,
Jesus! It was like a fucking jemmy bar!!
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Walking around a Pride parade with something you could hang wet towels on is asking for trouble. The Gays must have been sniffing around like peaceful taxi drivers at the school gates.
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I doubt that this cunt caught aids from a ropey blood transfusion, or from sharing needles with smackheads, so you would think he might be a bit more careful where he’s shoving his prong, for the sake of those who don’t have fucking aids for a start. Does he tell his partners that he has aids? Or does he save it up for a big ta da! moment at the end? Stupid reckless cunt.
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Oh, Christ. In very recent times, more Darwin Awards contenders are coming through in droves. Anyone who wants to inject their cock with chemicals, be it erection-enhancing bullshit, cider vinegar, expanding builder’s foam, demolition explosive or whatever else is a high-end cunt of prime standard and has an IQ similar to a freshly laid shit in a flowerbed.
No doubt, they’ll be gullible dumb as fuck people donating to his self inflicted twatventure like the lemmings they are, but for fuck’s sake. The human race is headed for extinction faster than expected. A normal, level headed bloke has no need to do this wankery, but apparently a hipster chutney farrier has every need to act like a cunt. Fuck that.
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Reminds me of an age-old Viz advert for a Sexual Temperance Spoon….
“Please note: Extremely turgid erections may require more than one whack on the lid”
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They ought to just saw the cunt’s todger off and let the fucker bleed to death. What’s he doing having sex if he’s being treated for HIV anyway, the fucking twat.
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This nom clearly belongs on ISAC’s
sisterbrother website, ISAK.1
What a Polaris sized cunt, actually he could end up as a cunt if his prick gets cut off. I’d like to have some sympathy, but I haven’t, because only a full-spectrum CUNT dies these stupid things and expects fucking sympathy.
He’d better enjoy his Polaris sized cock for the time being, as he may just be left with an empty silo.
Again, some moronic wankster goes PUBLIC about being a cunt and in his head thought he’d get sympathy and more likely make some MONEY out of it.
Well I’m fresh out of sympathy, and because of BREXIT there are no fucks available to give, nor for the cuntish Remainers, and my violin has now shrunk to sub-quark dimensions, a theoretical Higgs-Violin.
What a PRIZE CUNT, in line for a pre-emptive Darwin Award.
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Funny as fuck ! Some pillow-biter who shares the same name as a nuclear missile gets a boner from a dodgy doctor with a special tonic. If I had a boner for that long I sure as he’ll wouldn’t be fucking whingeing, what’s his problem? I’d be putting it to good use. I met a fine lady 10 years ago, a mate dropped a blue pill in my hand after the first date. It was like a baby’s arm holding an apple for 3 days, I was her Adonis ! Had 3 hours sleep in 3 days, needless to say she did become Mrs Knott and still is !
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