Celine Dion

The trilling Canadian who brought us 10,000 years of ‘My Heart Will Go On’ is now so skeletal she looks like Mrs Tweedy from Chicken Run. Why should this be irksome? Well that isn’t particularly bothersome, but her endorsement of a gender neutral clothing line called ‘NuNuNu’ is insidious. Trawl through NuNuNu’s Instagram and you will see children dressed in pentagrams and Baphomet heads.

Here is a link to the Vigilant Citizen’s article on this Nununu garbage. Yes I realise quoting this article puts me in the barmy zone, but they do make a good point! Just look at that weird shit they have kids wearing! Fair enough, goodbye to blue and pink, but a goat head?

https://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/something-is-terribly-wrong-with-celine-dions-genderless-clothing-line/

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31 thoughts on “Celine Dion

  1. I only ever heard the silly cow sing that song once,and that was once to often. She sounded as if she were recording it during the worst attack of the shits known to man.

  2. Just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder, they just did.
    Call for Dick Fiddler to come and sort out these Satanic practices.

  3. I didn’t read the link because she’s a cunt anyway. Apart from Think Twice, which was actually a decent ballad, and did the Jennifer Rush Power of Love (which she covered and ruined) thing of taking forever to climb up the charts before being number one for aeons and selling millions.

    If she’s currently promoting anything to do with left-wing shit then at least that confirms she’s ‘one of them’. What about all those fuckers on a boat with David Geffen, all NWO servants to the last, pontificating about how to get us commoners to do as we’re told whilst they set up the Soros-funded Global Child Sacrifice Caliphate.

    • You’re right-Think Twice was indeed a great song. Some of her other early offerings weren’t completely unlistenable, but I never liked The Power Of Love, either by Jennifer Rush or Celine Dion. When JR’s version was out,there was no escaping it. Drove me mad. The 80’s ended and I thought “great, that song has died along with the decade”, but NO! We weren’t safe in the 90’s either, as Celine forced her own caterwauling karaoke rendition of the torturous song upon us.
      And as for that bloody Titanic dirge, the opening bars are enough to make me jump overboard.

  4. This Gallic prune is now so old and manky that even Macron might say, “Non merci.”

    Might.

  5. She looks like a skellington so maybe the kids range is for halloween?
    BOO!! Youve got a eating disorder!
    Diagnosis? Get down the chippy and stop with the karen carpenter act.
    Nobody likes a copycat.

  6. Insidious, scrawny, warbling trollop who should be burnt at the stake as recognition of her “services” to music.

  7. I love that ‘My Heart’ song. Never fails to bring a tear to my eye. Possibly cos I was one of the cunts that went down with the Titanic. Been reborn a couple of times since of course, but still can’t bring myself to watch the film… too much pain…

    Bitch can go fuck herself otherwise.

  8. I checked out the website for this cuntery that Celery Dion is ‘endorsing’.

    A couple of Israeli lezzer-looking twats are designing this load of old bollocks masquerading as children’s clothing.

    More crap that is catering to those bizarre mongs amongst us who refuse to pigeonhole their child/children’s gender, so dress them in clothes that resemble something one drags out of the back of a wardrobe for a fucking funeral.

    Call me old fashioned, but children are meant to look like children, not clones of their uptight, libtard, cunt parents or be dressed to push mummy and daddy’s agenda ( or more like mummy and mummy or daddy and daddy, these days.)

    If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Why are all of these libtards intent on changing the bloody world as we know it??

    As for Celery Dion, she seems to have really lost the plot of late. If she slims down any more she wouldn’t look out of place in the stick insect section at London Zoo. (That’ll get the punters in as well)

    Your heart won’t be bloody ‘going on’ much longer if you don’t start eating something substantial soon, ducky do do.

  9. Sorry Cuntologist, off topic

    “Football could experience another “Eric Cantona moment” if government action is not taken to stop the racial abuse of players, says former Tottenham striker Garth Crooks”. Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba and striker Marcus Rashford have been abused on social media after missing penalties in the past week.

    Why is this “the governments” problem exactly Garth “Sontaran” Crooks? Don’t you think the useless cunts will have enough to be getting on with when they get back from holiday. Far too busy bringing down the government, thwarting Brexit and all that. By the way, hasn’t it been nice without them.

    Surely this is footballs problem, surely with all the billions of revenue awash in the Premier League they have ample funds to do something about it, and surely the clubs already have the remit and full support of everyone involved in the game? Just sort it.

    Temporary solution, don’t let Dark Keys take penalties. Or if they do tell them not to miss.

    And don’t keep calling me Shirley.

    • Garth “Sontaran” Crooks (lol!) is indeed a colossal cunt who talks complete and utter bollocks but ticks all the right boxes for the BBC. What he is saying is that by calling somebody a few names will warrant them physically attacking someone. Stupid, jumped up, chip-on-both-shoulders, arsewipe.

    • If I was on their wages I wouldn’t give a fuck about a bit of name calling.
      This was all put in perspective recently on a radio phone in show.
      A black traffic warden called in and said (paraphrase) that he’s called a black cunt twenty times a day for £16k a year and nobody gives a fuck about his sensibilities….

      • Pogba: ‘orrible French cunt.
        Cantona: ‘orrible French cunt.
        Celine Dion: ‘orrible French cunt.
        Macron: ‘orrible French cunt.

    • Player misses a penalty.
      Fan shouts “you fucking useless overpaid pile of shite I hope you die of rampant knobrot you complete and utter cunt”
      Garth Crooks: Silence
      Fan Shouts ” useless n1&&3r” and fuck me it’s armageddon from old Crooks.
      If you are Tall, Short, Fat, Thin, Long Haired, Bald, Ginger, Albino, Black, Asian in fact pretty much anything at all you will be called “A useless overpaid (…..) cunt”
      So shut the fuck up Crooks you wart on a warthogs arse.

  10. The kids all look like extras from a “gangsta” film since Dion fiddled with them.
    Have a burger you silly cunt.

  11. What an idiot. This irresponsible remark is an incitement to players to take matters in to their own hands. Is he saying Dark Quays have no other option other than to react violently? He’s not exactly a follower of the Gandhi school of thought is he?

  12. This swan necked lantern jawed warbler is quite possibly the most overrated ballad singer of her generation!!
    Shame the cunt wasn’t actually on the TITANIC!!

      • She’s definitely a mega star!!
        Who the fuck parts with their hard earned to buy her fucking dross?

        Lots of cunts WS 😂

  13. If a bunch of half witted cunts in the entertainment business want to dress up the fruit of their loins in stupid clothes so fucking what; cunts breeding cunts or adopting kids and turning them into cunts. Better than walking 20 miles for a bucket of bovine piss flavoured water I suppose. Problem is these fucktards have lots of dosh to throw around and an army of arselickers to aid and abet their penetration of normality with their wanky projects etc. A cull is long overdue

  14. My horrible ex dragged me to see Titanic… Utter shite of the highest order…
    Kunt Winslut and Leonardo ‘Son of Norman Lamont’ Dicraprio in a load of shitty schmatlz…

    As for Celine Dion? We might get a fresh turkey for this Christmas…

  15. I love that Titanic film. I watch it on dvd but only when I wizz it to the bit just before the iceberg hits. I know it’s mean. I love the bit where the fella falls and bounces off the propeller with a donk!
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tz4JSTXuP9E

    There’s a titanic film with Catherine zeta Jones and Tim Curry. That one I enjoy better as a film. With none of that, “I’m flying, Jack!” nonsense.

  16. Remember her creepy husband/manager, René?
    He met her when she was 14 or something to manage her career, then they married a few years later.
    I wonder what attracted the nonce to the hatchet-faced sparrow?
    Love, surely.

  17. Celine Dion would make my top 5 list of (barely by the looks of her) living cunts any day of the week.

    Having to sit through 3 hours of Titanic was bad enough but then you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing her screeching out that shite for months afterwards.

    To make matters worse the in laws think she’s one of the best ‘singers’ out there.

    Cunt

  18. She’s probably just bored shitless. I made her a cup of lemon tea in Glasgow 25 years ago while she waited for her hubby. She looked knackered back then as did I. Had no clue who she was.

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