Not content with blocking the stairs, this cunt wants to fuck with your hearing too.
The spacially unaware are fucking cunts.
Today I watched a sweaty pork beast lumber her way down a pavement far too narrow for her and force an elderly man into the road. Probably due to underperforming aged joints, any decision to turn around and go back would have left him looking like a failed impression of Indiana Jones in the opening scenes of Raiders Of The Lost Ark.
He could have tried a stand off but I fear her gravity would have created a re-entry event, leaving him slowly suffocating in some mould ridden fold of her equatorial waist fat.
I suppose my criticism of her might imply some menacing attitude on her behalf, but I suspect that once she started down the narrow section a combination of the 1% decline and the earth’s gravity contrived to worsen the situation.
She could however, like so many people who get in my way regularly, begin practising the art of foresight.
For fuck’s sake, what is wrong with some people?
Nominated by Cuntflap
I partially contest this cunting.
Most women in the example given by the OP aren‘t actually ‘spatially unaware’ but rather ‘self-important, self-entitled shitcunts’.
Despite me being unmissable due to broadness of shoulder and stoutness of chest, I have nevertheless had shitcunts, usually in the bigger cities, walking toward me on pavements and making a beeline directly for me, in circumstances similar to what OP describes. They assume that I will move out of the way, not even having the good grace to walk in single file with others alongside them, expecting me instead to walk onto dangerous roads or even into walls.
Most of these cunts however experienced a rather unpleasant shock. The one who went flying backwards trying to run into me under the St. Thomas Street Bridge in particular was very memorable.
Interesting how I can count on one hand the amount of times men have been ‘spatially unaware’ in these circumstances. Even then, there is always a mutual ‘sorry mate’.
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If you don’t defer to a wimmenz on the warpath then that is masculine oppression.
If you do defer then that’s chauvinistic sexism.
Basically you can’t win with wimmenz.
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Speaking of land 🐋’s and wimmenz…
My phone recommended an update of it’s hemorrhoid operating system and now, after typing the word “Rebel”, the immediate predictive choice afterwards is now “Wilson”.
I mean what the fucking fuck!
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Add to this, Cunts walking along the pavement, talking on their mobile, or more often, browsing Cuntbook or Twat-ter on their ‘smartphones’ ; they waddle on regardless, walk into you or look at you like you’re Shit because you were looking where you were going and didn’t get out of their way.
I’ve also noticed it’s usually inconsiderate youngsters making some old biddy with a shopping trolley, or a decrepit old bloke move into the road to let them past. There are very few manners anymore. I’m ‘old school’ & hold doors open for those behind me, but I’ve noticed very few people do this now ; even for women with pushchairs, elderly or those with walking aids.
Common decency, selflessness & just plain good manners are becoming a thing of the past……
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I hold doors open, a “Thank You”, even a rare one, wouldn’t go amiss.
I don’t hold my breathe, though (unless instructed to do so by Juicy Lucy Lane)…
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I always say – ‘Don’t mention it – oh, you didn’t’. Always garners a response form the ignorant cunts.
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I’ve noticed. I find blowing a cloud of tobacco smoke or vapor ahead of you when they’re roughly 15ft away usually compels them to move the fuck out of the way. If they proceed, stop dead still and act like you got an emergency alert or some shit like that on your phone. One of the ways you can fight cunt with cunt.
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Great cunting. Only last night at Tesco, some yummy mummy and presumably her biddy mummy, managed to block the whole two lanes of a checkout aisle in front of me.
They could see I needed to come through as my shopping was scanned by the teller, but they both just turned back around, ignored me and carried on.
So fuck them, I just pushed their trolley out of my way. If looks could kill, but fuck them.
I suppose it serves me right for visiting Tesco in the witching hour.
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So my original comment was not only modded, but removed. It contained nothing but the words ‘cunt’ and ‘shitcunt’.
Let’s hope I can at least say ‘good cunting’.
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I would say it has appeared, there seems to be a lot of this recently.
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My local Tesco’s is full of stupid cunts it’s far easier to list the regular thoughtless behaviour!!
1… walking backwards! This phenomenon occurs when the thoughtless are looking for items on the shelves, listen cunts! Your eyes point in the same direction as your feet ( unless of course your some kind of raspberry) There’s a reason for it , EVOLUTION!! So why oh why are you walking backwards and barging into me? CUNT!!
2 …. People stopping for a fucking social catch up directly outside the main entrance doors!, Like moths to a flame it appears the only place to stand and pass the fucking time of day is directly outside the busiest pinch point in the whole place,Cunts standing around with trolleys , bags full of shopping on the floor and dogs on leads making your entrance or exit a fucking obstacle course, utterly clueless cunts!
3…. your shopping is on the conveyor belt at checkout, there’s absolutely no space but as your waiting patiently the cunt behind you decides that you might want to feel their shopping trolley rammed up your arse! Bump! Bump!
“ oh sorry “ bump! Cunts like these always get a proper serve……..
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Some ignorant cunt put the ‘Next Customer’ thing on the belt whilst I was still unpacking. Naturally, I swept all of the stupid cow’s stuff back in her trolley. Fucking ignorant bitch.
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I encounter this daily and mostly from foreigners from densely populated countries (I’m ethnically Jock and abhor proximity to strangers). From cunts that walk on the right side of the footpath or treat an escalator as a ride rather than a convenience, on a near empty bus sit near me and proceed to jabber down their phone or noisily consume tripe in prawn paste and gorgonzola sauce or my favourite, cunts with trolleys blocking a supermarket aisle to chat with another cunt.
I just barrel through them now or swear like a madman at them.
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Carry a walking-cane. I don’t need one but have taken to carrying one (silver ball topped) when I go to town,or my swordstick if going to Newcastle or anywhere where I believe that there could be Fuzzie-Wuzziees or Dark Keys. Of course,my aristocratic bearing and demeanour normally ensures that people step aside as I approach,but if not,a jab with my stick usually shifts them. If they happen to be fat,I like to poke them several times and announce ” By Fuck,you’re carrying too much condition to go through the mart-ring…I suppose it’s a medical problem,eh?” while leering at their bags of convenience foods. My stick is especially handy for tripping children,a sly tap of their heels is normally enough to see the screeching buggers go arse over tit….indeed, I often have to speed up if I see children in order to get within jabbing range.
Fuck Off.
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Good Nom, although strangely I’ve always found that if you make eye contact with the oncoming being, you will both, unfailingly, end up swerving giddily like twats to avoid a collision. Don’t look at the cunt and you’ll pass quietly happily. Most odd.
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Usually either fat lumbering cunts with headphones on, or fat lumbering cunts glued to their phone.
The ones who just suddenly stop in front of you are just a fucking nuisance, then wonder why you clattered into the back of them.
Particularly pertinent at this coming up time of year are the fat lumbering cunts with their brood walking 4 abreast along the pavement so nobody can fucking get past.
Cunts.
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The majority of humanity are inconsiderate cunts.
I try my best not to be but even me at times. Too many people, too many brain dead heffers, too many cunts glued to smart fones for dumb people.
Fuck em all. I hate shopping, why can’t they fit many water cannons to trolleys?
Pet hate is people standing around the top or bottom of an escalator for a cosy chat, how fucking ignorant can people be?
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I’ve noticed this particularly in local John Lewis, when I go in for the bogs. Bloody lard-arses and land whales, mostly fluffy ickle pink pwincess types.
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People seem to be so much more ignorant nowadays. Never a thank-you when I let them out of side roads, or keep doors open for people. I get so fed up with it that I like to let heavy shop doors swing in the cunts faces if I don’t get an acknowledgment before they try and pass. It’s worse no there are so many foreigners for whom queuing is an anathema. They wait directly in front of the tube doors and try and get on as I’m just about to get off. However, me being a big lad, always results in said foreigner getting shoved off and struggling to get to the back of a, now, human tide of filth piling into the train. Fuck off and learn some manners you cunts.
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A very good cunting, so many cunts out there with no sense of what the fuck is going on around them. This translates to cunts in vehicles as well.
I live near a tube station and the foreign cunts who decide to wander down a normal London street and stop to take a photo outsode a chip shop or some unusual house Is unbelievable.
Either they don’t give a shit abaaaaaht the other cunts like me trying to get somewhere or they are so engrossed on what pointless shite they are doing they don’t realise they are being kunts.
Being a big moody looking cunt, a lot cunts pass me looking at the floor for which there is no need as I am actually a rather nice chap, but there are times where I go into cunt mode and being a broad shouldered cunt clip these cunt as I pass…I don’t bother looking back either… If they want to ave it out they can shout something out and I’ll be happy to entertain them.
One oriental cunt I barged shouted out ‘Arrible shit neggar’ I thought he was being racist but then realised he must have said Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Go fuck yourself.
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Fuck me is every one on here massive? B&wc, richard1, few others, im 6ft 7in 20stone(dont be fucking cheeky not a fat cunt, build like a bear from grafting) we ought to form a ISAC vigilante group! Any spatial challenged or rude cunts ,we giants come along and tag team the cunts! Bet could only get 2 of us in a lift at a time xxxxl isac..
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Seems that way MNC, we could form a political party and go around people’s houses and ‘persuade’ them to vote for us. We’d be in power in no time.
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Thats a top idea! Ill be northern party spokesman you be southern party, £10 membership fee, has to be 6ft or over, they can bequeath us land and/or money in their will, if we run it like the other parties (corrupt) be millionaires in 12months rodders!👍
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I’m only 5’10”, and 12 stone but I’m a particularly dirty, sneaky, bastard. The big tough guys need to sleep at some point, I’ve caved a few, sleeping beauty’s, heads in.
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Because there are so many foreigners here now, we should have signs on every pavement saying Walk On The Left. This isn’t Poland or any other dingy East Euro dive. They must be reminded they are now in a civilised country. Also signs for No Shitting in the streets would help.
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They are also fucking shit drivers. Poland – road fatalities/100,000 vehicles = 13.5. UK – road fatalities/100,000 vehicles = 5.7. And that is without all the other world shithole residents who appear to be driving taxis. So many deaths caused by Polish lorry drivers here as well. They are just fucking stupid cunts and coz we are in the EU, they can drive here without taking a test. CUNTS.
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Correct, your Lordship. Even the lorry drivers who aren’t stoned ir drunk would kill people because of their inexperience at driving on the correct side. They should be made to go on a ‘corrective’ driving course to learn how to change gears with the left hand as well as being blood & urine texted on entering Britain while checking the trailer for smuggled terrorists.
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In my experience Wimminz dont have spatial awareness so cannot be cunted unless it is deliberate such as walking with stupid face glued to a phone screen.
It must be a genetic issue, generations of women being seen as the fairer sex, doors opened, chairs being given up and so on. Women have no need of spatial awareness as men will ensure their paths are clear and safe.
Men however have no excuse, if you cant observe the space of others then you are a CUNT
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Excellent, perceptive cunting. This shit really gets up my snatch.
Every Saturday afternoon, I take my elderly mother (mind you, when I say ‘elderly’, she is actually more like a rabid Mike Tyson after he has bitten the balls off of Muhammad Ali, but I digress) to our previous home town to get her hair done. We go by train and then walk through the town centre to the hairdressers.
It steams my tits just how many vacuous, self-absorbed cunts make a beeline for her, knock into her, are staring at their damned phones so not aware of their surroundings and the list goes on and on. What the fuck is wrong with some people? There are some cunts who will literally refuse to alter their pathway, will not move over to let someone coming in the opposite direction and would rather either have THEM move, or just push them out of the way.
London is RIFE with these motherfuckers.
This has happened so frequently with us that I now resort to mouthing off at them, not that most are even conscious of their actions or give a shite.
They are all fucking CUNTS of epic proportions.
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Talking about people who walk right at you, I was reminded of a day I spent walking around Liverpool years ago. The number of people who did this to me was unbelievable. It seemed that half of those walking in the opposite direction were deliberately aiming themselves at me to force me to jump out of their way, and the other half were going to great lengths to show that they were more than willing to move over for me. You always get the odd one or two wherever you go, but in Liverpool they were all at it. If there are any scouse cunters on here, maybe they can tell me what was going on.
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Self inflicted, serves you right for visiting Liverpool.
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Added to this is the desire of the gormless to stop right n front of me to gawp into shop or restaurant windows and block the pavement. On a couple of sweltering days i have had to suddenly round such cunts while letting out an involuntary ‘out the FUCKING way!’
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I let out an exasperated “oh for fuck’s sake” behind a twenty-ish bird on JL escalators. Her face was a picture (most specifically The Bombing of Dresden).
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“ Super” market Cunts are definitely the worst
Get in get your stuff and get fuckin out
Fuck thum
Cunts
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Glasgow; ‘major’ town or city? Hmm, maybe in Jockland.
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