The Guardian is a cunt of a lefty liberal rag which never sleeps in its mission to rewrite the past, spin the present and dictate the future.
So as the rest of the world takes renewed inspiration from the anniversary of the first moon-landing, The Guardian has decided to lead with a story about a handful of black adults and children who arrived at the Cape Kennedy launch in 1969 to protest about poverty.
The latest nobody to be promoted by The Guardian as an overlooked hero is civil rights leader, Ralph Abernathy, who led a small group with actual mules and carts to the fence surrounding the Apollo 11 launch-pad to protest. Nobody took any notice at the time.
With their usual quest to rewrite history the cunts have dug up this non-story and are peddling the protesters as ‘pioneers’ and ‘reformers’ over the awe-inspiring achievements of NASA and its astronauts.
The comment ‘Whitey’s on the moon’ shows their own baseline of racial prejudice and an unwillingness to acknowledge it is necessary to do well in a technological world because that would be a nod to a world of white achievement. Yes, it was mostly white people who did it. White people landed other white people on the moon. Live with it.
Is The Guardian encouraging others to follow their lead? Nah! That would take ambition and then proper effort, like going to school, university, work, i.e. actually doing shit to achieve something.
So nothing much has changed 50 years on except white liberals are now confusing themselves and our young people by actively rejecting success and embracing a culture of failure, like low-achievement-having-motherfuckers, promoting nobodies and dumbing-down aspirations with visions of carts over spacecraft. Not only is that bad for white people but it also undermines certain ethic minorities’ ability to engage and contribute.
It’s clear those misguided but vile Guardian cunts would rather we all were bumbling along in those same carts down muddy tracks, dying of diphtheria and TB, whilst spending any money we do have on the bottomless pit of state handouts and foreign aid. Certainly not forging forward with new technologies which improve the overall lot of humanity.
Those liberal cunts are without any real aspiration or vision, just a destined-to-fail mania for a never-achievable equality, a race to the bottom to uninvent the wheel and a wish to plunge us into a new dark age just when the world needs advanced technology more than ever to solve its problems.
Fuck off, The Guardian. When you have your way and the electricity stops so will your presses.
Nominated by Zippy
‘That’s one small step for a white man, one giant leap for the Patriarchy’.
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‘White people landed other white people on the moon’
We can do it again! That’s the answer:- we whiteys need to fuck off to the moon. Leave earth to the people of colour. It’s their world now anyway.
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Feels that way. I like your idea.
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The Guardian and all Libtards can never bring themselves to celebrate something positive or up lifting . Instead they have to drag everything back down to the basest denominator of race relations, woke moaning or class warfare.
What a miserable bunch of short sighted cunts. I almost feel sorry for people that live this type of miserable, woke existence with nothing good or positive in their lives. On the other hand, fuck the cunts. The world would be better without them.
Fuck off.
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Very funny story, if I were Neil Armstrong I would have been flagging the primates off, through the window. As I shot past on my way to the moon, fuck em.
It’s about evolution, the guardian seems to be going backwards dragging shit like that up.
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I hate these CUNTS with every atom of my being.
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Every once in a whip I have a glance at this periodical and feel increasingly alienated in my own country. It doesn’t serve much purpose aside from attacking Native Brits, carping from the sidelines, and raising the station of banana foreigners using guilt-tripping on weak minds. If a fresh, unopened copy lay on my toilet floor and I’d run out of bog paper left, I’d use my hand.
The second worse rag sold in Britain after The European, which I haven’t the stomach to even touch.
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If the New European was uses as chip paper, it would make the chips taste bad.
It’s list of contributors is a who’s who of utter cunts..
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Spot on
I was just wondering when some fucking idiot would find a way to try to diminish the moon landings as all the astronauts were white.
The Guardistan wins as the biggest set of cunts in a festering pile of cunts.
Get to fuck.
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Sounds to me that the Graun is getting an apparently actual occurrence confused with a scene from the film Space Odyssey 2001.
I wouldn’t use the Graun as a lining to my cat’s shitbox in case the libtard outpourings warped their fragile, feline minds.
Cunts!
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I wouldn’t use the Graun as a lining to my cat’s shitbox in case the libtard outpourings warped their fragile, feline minds.
Invest in a cross-cut shredder, use the compacted shreddings as lining, that way the furry little buggers can’t read any of the propaganda when they go for a shit….they’re bad enough as-is playing their current lets-play-mindfuck-games-with-the-humans without them getting any new ideas from the Grauniad..
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” The Planet of the Apes” warned us what could happen. This is why I would never go on a trip to Outer Space…imagine coming back to a World ruled by white-man hating Primates….or Diane Abbot’s premiership,as it would be better known.
The Americans should have scooped up those Dark Key protesters,bunged them in the rocket and fired it..at least then if there were any Aliens out there,they would assume that we were still in the Stone-Age and leave us alone.
Fuck Off.
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# In Space Nobody Can Hear You Ask For Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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‘A hippo-shaped asteroid has made a close approach to Earth, coming nearer to us than it has in 400 years. The closest point the asteroid came to Earth was on December 22 when it passed at a distance of 1.8 million miles.
Poor Dianne floating about out there. But I do think there’s hope for her because Douglas Adams wrote a book ‘The Restaurant At The End of the Universe’. Maybe it’s a KFC.
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Da Cumooniddee’s stellar-exploration ship ” Deep Space Lammy” being towed into position prior to lift-off…
https://images.app.goo.gl/RS74xexJVfnA9KCR7
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Africa was free to have its own space program, I wonder how that would go seeing as they can’t even build a flushing toilet.! Get to fuck Guardian, your paper sucks.!
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They were too anxious about falling off the edge of the flat Earth.
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To be fair neither can Americans make a decent flushing toilet. American plumbing sucks 😋
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‘Africa was free to have its own space program,..
Ah, I see you’re not familiar with some true history, at least, true, as far as the Nation of Islam is concerned..they sort of did have a program by proxy as they created us whiteys anyway.
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The moon will be like the summit of Everest soon. People queuing up to step foot on it.
What will the first Gay say? ‘That’s one small (mincing) step for Gays. one giant flounce for The Gayness”
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Really well written cunting Zippy, I like it.
Its these very so called Neo-Liberals, Champagne Socialists and so called ‘anti-facists’ (ha) who are the real racists.
It takes a Premier League type of cunt to make the Moon Landings about a bunch of rag bag dark keys visiting Cape Canaveral with their horse and cart.
It wasn’t written by Carol Codswallop by any chance.
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Nah – she’s too busy panicking and whining over Aaron Banks calling time on her made-up dross. With any luck she will be homeless and sleeping on other people’s sofas shortly.
Word is his legal team have a list of Guardian types to go legal on once the cat woman is sunk.
I can’t wait.
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Just waiting to learn the view of professional bellyacher and race card player Afua Hirsch on this. Undoubtedly the fault of racist, white scientists, engineers, computer programmers and astronauts.
Perhaps Neil Armstrong should have boarded the flight in blackface and told the press his name was Rufus Aloysius Prince III, to pacify these cunts. The likes of the Graun would have creamed its y fronts.
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The “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” recording must put feminazi cunts like Afua Hirsch into meltdown whenever they hear it. 😂
The fact it was said by a white man is the cherry on top!
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“To diversity and beyond!” – Jamal Lightyear.
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Whitey On The Moon
Gil Scott-Heron
A rat done bit my sister Nell
With Whitey on the moon
Her face and arms began to swell
And Whitey’s on the moon
I can’t pay no doctor bills
But Whitey’s on the moon
Ten years from now I’ll be paying still
While Whitey’s on the moon
You know, the man just upped my rent last night
Cause Whitey’s on the moon
No hot water, no toilets, no lights
But Whitey’s on the moon
I wonder why he’s uppin’ me?
Cause Whitey’s on the moon?
Well i was already given him fifty a week
And now Whitey’s on the moon
Taxes takin’ my whole damn check
The junkies make me a nervous wreck
The price of food is goin up
And if all that crap wasn’t enough
A rat done bit my sister nell
With Whitey on the moon
Her face and arms began to swell
And Whitey’s on the moon
With all that money i made last year
For Whitey on the moon
How come I ain’t got no money here?
Hmm, Whitey’s on the moon
You know I just about had my fill
Of Whitey on the moon
I think I’ll send these doctor bills
airmail special
(To Whitey on the moon)
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Maybe if his sister hadnt been rooting in bins probably stealing, she wouldn’t have been bitten by a rat? And rather than whining hes skint worked 2 jobs , not Neil Armstrongs fault hes a feckless cunt. Fuck Gill scott Heron and the Guardian
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NASA found an ancient sign on the moon….
Sorry, no blacks.
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NASA were actually planning to send a black astronaut but smoking a crack pipe in a spacesuit was a health and safety issue.
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I wish Lammy and the Flabbotapotamus were on the moon. Preferably abandoned, the useless cunts.
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In space, no one can hear you whinge… 😁
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The guardian is wank, it needs to beg for donations to keep afloat, maybe they will make us pay a news paper licence to fund it?
Parliament debated the TV licence:
https://hansard.parliament.uk/commons/2019-07-15/debates/AF16A1B4-E52D-46BC-9EEF-555F504FD7B2/BBC
Out of touch cunts
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‘People sometimes see bias when they are being told things that they do not want to hear—we must remember that.’
Really? So it’s not massively biased towards Remain when any fucking debate about Brexit consists of a panel of Remainers, an audience of left wing Remainer cunts and a token Brexiteer?
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A token Brexiteer who gets shouted down and screeched at whenever he or she opens their mouth to speak…
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‘I do not believe it (BBC) is inherently biased in its news and coverage of current affairs’
Clueless bunch of cunts. I doubt there’s a single person working in their newsroom that would’ve voted Trump if they were american. If that isn’t inherent bias then I don’t know what it.
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One of todays headlines from the fucking wankers at the BBC
Merkel: The steady woman whose shaking has touched a nation.
Fuck off.
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“For goodness sake
I got the hippy hippy shake
I’ve got to shake
With the hippy hippy shake
Well now you shake it to the left
Shake it to the right
Do the hippy shake shake
With all of your might
Ow the hippy hippy shake
Yea the hippy hippy shake oh yeah.”
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Too right it has Willie.
As I’ve commented before my best mate has lived in Germany since the early 90’s and married a German so he’s well embedded in the culture.
I know he would concur with the sentiment that Merkel’s shaking hand has indeed touched the lives of every German.
Especially those Germans that have been murdered, raped, robbed and had their neighbourhoods changed beyond recognition in a little under 4 years by the shaking hand of Merkel.
I hope it’s Parkinson’s.
Nasty way to go.
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Good job old Neil didn’t find any aliens on the Moon. The Libtards would have been crying about those poor cunts and the “people of colour”, the benders and the peacefuls would have been relegated to the bottom of the pile. But still way above the evil white , heterosexual working class of course.
We know who their enemies are……it’s fucking US!
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Green lives matter…
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Not funny, triggered Moderation and makes you look a bit of a ….. write that on bus stops and not on our site
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Well cunted, these cunts are evil.
To find some left wing stance on the anniversary is typical of this shitrag.
The story of Armstrong is amazing, what he pushed in those days the boundaries and the envelope of then flight and space, his quick thinking saved his life, and others on many occasions.
No person of colour would have been so selfless in what he did.
When the current NASA president stated that the next person on the moon would be a woman he forget to mention that it would be black and about 10 stone overweight.
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Not the Flabbott surely?
Can we afford to risk losing such a great intellect?
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Its for all Personkind Freddie, expect a solar eclipse when Astro Flabbott goes on a spacewalk.
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Worse than that. She’s so fucking huge her gravitational mass will disturb the orbit of the Earth, creating tidal waves and earthquakes.
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Wouldn’t she pull Earth out of its orbit?
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Sorry MMCM, your post appeared after I wrote mine. Great minds etc.
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Great minds indeed 👍
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It would take three Saturn V launchers strapped together to get Flabbot off the ground…
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And another two or three following with her rations of KFC.
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Fucking Hell, her cunt would be the biggest Black Hole in Space.
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It was 1969, the black people were too busy pickin da cotton to fly to the moon, celebrated in song
Oh, Lordy pick a bale of cotton!
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On the subject of 1969, I can’t wait for the Grauniad’s piece on Abbey Road’s half century… ‘The arrogance and toxic masculinity of four white men crossing the road… White men like George Martin recording other white men… Even the Apple on the label of Side 2 is white…. And look at that Volkswagen Beetle… A Nazi car that’s also white in colour…. Yoko was the best thing that happened to them… How dare four white men be so successful and popular… Blacks! Wimmin! Poofery! Diversity! Mama! Wee Wee! and so on…
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Oh, and Mr Lennon had a white suit on! Outrageous… Toxic… Vile… Where am dat Wati Melon and mi fried chiggun, Duckiepoos?…
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Given the VW Beetle’s rather shady past as a Nazi propaganda instrument, it’s always puzzled me why hippies took such a liking to them.
Then I realised that it was because…
A. It wasn’t made in USA so hippies could avoid supporting their own auto industry and stick two fingers up to their own working class auto workers, many of whom were black.
B. Hippies were, are, and always will be thick, privileged, hypocritical cunts…
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C. It wasTed Bundy’s choice mode of transport. With flexible front passenger seat arrangement, facilitating easy removal.
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Never understood the appeal of the Beetle.
Nasty clattering air cooled engine in the wrong end of the car and a ride that induces violent seasickness.
Couple that with the arrogance of enthusiasts who smugly insist they drive something special.
Special needs, maybe… 😁
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Drive something special very slowly uphill while making a clattering sound like a yobbo, spewing out shit out of its exhaust and then having “save the world” eco stickers plastered across the tiny rear window, that they cant see out of properly, and see the bloody mayhem they have caused. Them ones? Hmmm.
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I thought they’d already dealt with the Beatles when they ran with the old ’60’s white pop music was ‘appropriated’ black music’ nonsense a while back?
(I might have got the rag I read it in wrong here, it was a discarded paper i’d skimmed through on the train in the hope of finding either somthing of interest, or at least amusing…but my recollection of it is redolent with the spoor of the Guardian and their agenda…)
The best laugh there is they sort-of have a point in the article regarding the more blues influenced groups, but totally ignored the fact that the blues was, more or less, Scots and Irish folk music ‘appropriated’ by the negro slaves from their plantation masters.
Even their ‘Gospel’ music has identifiable Scottish origins (which, in turn, had English origins)
There’s even a case to be made for Rap having origins in ‘appropriated’ Puirt à beul…
But hey, not ‘on message’, doesn’t fit their narrative of ‘bad thieving male whiteys’ so doesn’t exist…
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Don’t know what the Grauniad is so steamed up about… I distinctly recall diversity in space related matters… Like when all those cunts were grunting and pawing that monolith thing…
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I’m surprised PC cunts didn’t get Neil Armstrong to re-record his famous comment before he died:
“That’s one small step for a non-binary, gender neutral /fluid, pro-diversity person, one giant leap for personkind.”
Blatant sexism is simply not acceptable in this day and age.
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It’s not just this right-on rag.
Today programme yesterday had a woman who contributed to the effort at the launch.
And what was she asked?
‘Did you experience sexism?’
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They have Owen Jones writing for them and he knows that 95 per cent of us are NAZI! If anyone dare to come out as openly hetrosexual these days then Owen knows that automatically makes them a fascist apart from those lovely momentum types.
Same with that ravishing beauty and all round ray of sunshine Polly Toynbee.
Cunts hardly describes these people.
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These people start where cunt finishes.
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That would be the perineum. Somewhere between a cunt and an arse.
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Toynbee is a very special libtard in that she is always wrong about everything. The bitch has never got anything right…..EVER!
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Credit where it’s due, that takes some fucking doing.
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The poem sums it up and shows the underlying entitled: I don’t want to contribute to anything, I resent society, but nevertheless it should feed me and care for me.
A black done stabbed my sister Nell
And Blackey’s in the town
He took her purse and phone as well
And Blackey’s in the town
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Haha👍 Gill died of HIV you know?
Doctor says wont live to june!
Cos whiteys on the moon….
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Sad to see what the Guradian had become the last time I bought one (heavily discounted, of course). When Ah were nobbut a lad, me old dad (who were a Tory to his dying day) patted the air an inch above my shoulder (we suppressed our emotions back then) and said, “Try and keep oop wi’ news, son. I know you’re some kind of Communist, but t’ Guardian’s a good paper.” His extraordinary accent had gained him some notoriety in his birthplace, London, as it happened.
It was a good paper. too. It had not long stopped being the Manchester Guardian and hadn’t yet become an Islington favourite – this was rather before Islington was Islingtonised, too – It was mainstream capital-L Liberal, and as a result reasonably neutral in the politics of the day. It had real reporters who went and got real news, and the only thinkpiece was the editorial. Now fucking look at it. No, you look at it. It hurts too much for me. A propaganda rag for the chattering classes, and a haven for
luvvies from the unnecessary arts. If it were the only toilet paper available, I am afraid I would prefer to shit myself.
Cunted.
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Hard to find a paper thats impartial, just gives the facts, no lefty or right wing agenda or spin, but thats what they all should be! Neutral factgivers!
Insread youve got this shite, guardian lefty champagne socialism or the sun,
Who go on about love island or the fucking Kardashian’s!
Nowadays to get the news you have to filter the story, remove the journalists agenda, and assume the truth yourself.
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Two Astronauts Id love to see revisit the moon (one way of course) would be Polly Toynbee and Owen Jones 2 of the Guardians finest That would be One Small Step for Man & One Giant Leap for Mankind RIP Neil.
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Moderation wasn’t helpful. I apologise. Alf Garnett was using the the term I used with “landings” from 1965-1980. Therefore I assume I can no longer use this term. Bugger!🤨
Apologies accepted, carry on cunting
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Best to play it safe regarding certain terminology. You never know who’s watching.
Good morning GCHQ by the way…
You fucking spooks…
not far off, it was egg and spoon that set it off
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‘..Good morning GCHQ by the way…’
Now you’ve gone and done it, you’ve triggered their automated monitoring by mentioning them, so, for all you GCHQ wonks now listening in, here’s a blast from the past…
Search on ‘Brezhnev’ and ‘squash ball’ in whatever passes for your internal google…
Found it?
If yes, then…
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, and we take the piss? (and you could have saved the French some bother…Oops, forgot, la perfide Albion…)
Else
Forget I ever mentioned it…need to know, old chap, need to know, and you obviously don’t need to….
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Colquhuons are colquhunts.
/Colquhomodo
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Excellent cunting.
Don’t they realise that there’s no one to stab or rape on the moon? …. of course it was only whitey that wanted to go.
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Well done Mr Bastard. Message received and understood. Thanks for pointing me in the left direction !!👍
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I heard last week that Isabel Oakeshott was suing the Guardian for defamation after John Crace implied that she’d slept with Arron Banks and Nigel Farage. I wonder what the Guardian’s line of defence will be. I bet they’ll try and reach for the “it was only a joke” line of argument, and then add “You right wingers just don’t have a sense of humour”. Of course the only people in Britain who don’t have a sense of humour are Guardian readers.
In fact, I’m hoping Nigel and Arron sue as well. This could be fun….
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