The BBC Millionaires Club
A truly despicable bunch of robbing bastard cunts.
Heading the list of grossly over remunerated charlatans is no other than Twitters favourite SJW and house wife’s favourite Gary fucking Linekar on £1.75m pa.
Jesus Christ on crystal meth.
That bastard cunt ‘Lord’ Hall says it’s necessary to stop their ‘talent’ going to competitors.
Really. Some cunt needs to smack this cunt hard between the eyes and remind him Al-Beeb is a publicly funded cunt fest that doesn’t compete in the commercial world.
Ratings don’t matter Tony you cunt.
I watched MoTD when Jimmy Hill hosted it, then Des Lynam and now Linekunt, funnily enough I don’t give a fuck who presents it and if I’m honest the constant over analysis of cock sucking ex pro’s gets right on my moobs.
The list of shameless robbing bastards is staggering, genuinely staggering.
Heartening to know Dan Walker got a £57k pay rise though despite this lanky streak of piss refusing to work Sundays because that’s the day he goes and bashes his bible.
The over 75’s can go fuck themselves, fucking Baby Boomers anyway so they can all
afford the TV Tax, never had it so good those cunts, even the low paid ones who made no provision for their old age, because, ironically, they couldn’t afford to.
Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface
‘Raiders of the Lost Buffet’ Vanessa Feltz on almost 340K? Since when was yapping like some old fishwife on the radio considered ‘talented’.
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Vanessa is with that black cunt who sang ‘Hey what’s wrong with you’… What’s wrong with him? He’s obviously not with her for her looks is the cunt.
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Apart from the fact that it is a monumental waste of licence payers money, what do any of these talentless cunts do that justifies these fucking riddiculous salaries ? !!
Why does the BBC employ Vaseline Feltz ?
What does Zoe ‘annoying fucking’ Ball do that would justify a penny above minimum wage ?
Why are they paying ex footballers, worth millions, a fucking fortune to commentate how another bunch of millionaires kick a fucking ball around a field ?
Why is the taentless fucking hag Sue Barker still breathing ? let alone getting paid for gushing over tennis players with her sour fucking tone deaf voice ?
Who, in Christ’s name is Jason Mohammed ?
Not paid enough, they’ll go elsewhere ? Good fucking riddance & more fool the brain dead fucktards who think any of them are worth a fucking bean ?
I’d happily watch ‘cheap to make’ documentaries, decent programs about history and quiz shows with ‘real’ people as contestants all day long ; Brian – a paramedic from London ; Mary – a home help from Ipswich ; Dave – a firefighter from Coventry : Fuck all these has been Z list ‘celebrities’ right off.
Strictly come dancing ? I’d rather watch sheep herding ; remember ‘one man & his dog’ ? cheap as chips to make, & back in the 70’s / 80’s, no-one cared if the viewing figures were in double digits !
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‘Who, in Christ’s name is Jason Mohammed?’
Is he that same cunt that cuts peoples heads off after asking them if they can recite the koran? Probably extortion money, otherwise I’ve no fucking idea.
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I have always wondered what the market forces are that justify these salaries. Who is going to pay Lineker in particular that kind of money? Zoe fucking Ball? Vanessa cunting Feltz? No fucker. Is the BBC worse off with the departure of that ginger cunt Evans? He did a great job of revitalising Top Gear, didn’t he?
The license fee is no longer justifiable or sustainable.
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or Clarkson, that midget cunt and the wanker with the long hair. There were a queue of companies a mile long waiting to sign them – weren’t there?
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I don’t pay a licence fee so I shouldn’t really give a shit but I’m just so utterly vexed by the fact anyone can believe Gary Linicunt has any talent whatsoever never mind is the BBC’s prize asset!
‘I feel like I’m taking crazy pills here!!’
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Wonder how many other TV companies are actually knocking on the door asking if they can have Gary “shit my shorts” Linecunt. What – silence? Surely not with talent like that.
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From your Avatar Lord C, you and JR must get mistaken for twins!
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The BBC aren’t in competition with anyone. They get paid whatever, so could fill these positions with absolutely fucking anyone for a lot less.
If a couple of chavs with Tourettes were on the sofa for BBC breakfast I’d probably watch it…..
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Actually JR that’s a great idea.
2 Chavs with Tourette’s, that would be hilarious.
Maybe they could have Harvey Price as a ‘special’ guest every now and then, just to spice things up.
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Did you see this?:
https://youtu.be/8wE6CFDIGCE
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I dont get how the likes of Linecunt and Shearcunt can get so much Wonga, beyond bellief, even those other fuckers on around 200 grand for fuck all, no market forces here, who would give a shit if any of them went to another broadcaster.
Plenty more useless cunts to fill the jobs at half the price.
BBC fuck off and go commercial and then we will see who has the best network.
CUNTS!
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Gary Taxdodger and that baldy Geordie cunt are just stealing money from the taxpayer.
Just show more football and cut out cunts talking bollocks.
Saved a few million right there. Put me in charge you wankers.
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These ABBC cunts work for peanuts compared to the £29.5 million ITV paid Ant & Dec in 2017, before one of them (don’t ask me which) fucked up and got fired.
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It was Ant who fucked up
The BBC news, worth every penny, have just informed the world that in this years London Pride event there was representation by a batch of Romany Gypsies, my question, is that actually worthy of reporting on national news.
Suckdick loving every minute of his diverse community.
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Evening Mr Sick.
Not a lot on the News is worth reporting these days imho. News is dumbed down to accommodate the lowest common denominator and most cretinous.
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What you’ve overlooked RTC is that the ITV cunts are paid by someone else. BBC cunts are paid by licence payers!
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I’m not overlooking that Bsc, but take your point. One way or another we pay for all these cunts.
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The bias these days on the BBC is appalling. It is a shadow of what it once was. Most of its programmes now are not at all challenging. They just pander to the cosy middle classes. Fuck em
Good evening Ruff Tuff
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Evening Fenton.
The BBC has made the mistake of believing they have to be as biased as Sky and all the rest of the MSM in order to maintain their competitiveness.
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Btw, the Left complain equally that BBC /Sky are biased in favour of the Right, so it’s probably a no win situation for the MSM broadcasters.
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Good evening RTC, the BBC have correspondents for all sorts, Science, Fashion, Film and now, over to our LGBT correspondent , worth every penny.
Black Pride tomorrow, knives are optional.
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Most these cunts – linerpocket in particular work for other media outlets or supply their services to other production studios anyway, so it really is a real old load of bollocks.
If they all fucked off tomorrow I wouldn’t really give a fuck. Cunts.
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You can understand why all these cunts want to get on these reality shows and embarrass themselves. If you can establish yourself as a sleb there’s a shitload of money to be made from just being a cunt.
eg that Collins slag and that fat orange Geordie bird.
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Would anyone miss Lineker if he was taken off ???
Of course not .
They should replace him with any football fan with a sense of humour and job done.
No body believes Lord Hall when he says we will loose talent. What fucking talent ???
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I always record MOTD to watch at a sensible hour on Sunday plus ALWAYS without fail skim past pundits, player or manager interviews and every Man Utd game unless they lose. I reckon it saves me at least 20 mins.
The most disgraceful thing of all is that Linecunt and Sheeratwat already piled up stupendously overfilled bank balances following their successful playing careers….. they sure don’t need this retirement bonus as well.
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Long live the BBC I say, I say that because there are so many mugs supporting this pile of cunt that it deserves to carry on.
Until people wake up and get some bollocks and tell these cunts to go fuck themselves let the cunts carry on. I don’t blame them.
I’ve never paid for a licence and never will, I wouldn’t pay for it if I was a billionaire because it’s joke and totally stupid in this day and age.
Piss off.
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If you get a letter B&WC, just say your an employee and ‘Head of Da Yoot Programming’ on BBC3 and don’t need one. They are so terrified of being called racist and shit themselves over not causing any offence they will never check.
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Last time they wrote LL I told them “Me know speak ah da British, me come on the tranny express fleeing from africunts”.
They’ve never bothered me since.
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How much do Ant and Dec earn a year? The figure I heard 19 million or something each. So there’s a board meeting of Santander (money no object) decide to get Ant and Dec. The thinking is they have to get the biggest stars because they want to project themselves as one of the biggest banks. That’s the problem. In a sense what makes you a star is that you are paid obscene amounts of money. But it’s not the fault of the stars. They have just found themselves in this position. Fuck me I have found myself arguing in favour of some sympathy with Mr Hall here. But yes if the ‘going (market) rate’ is obscene amounts of money to ‘stars’ well then the BBC have to pay if they want to stay in the game.
Try and make my point again. Dec is an affable mildly amusing chap and can do these programmes. But why is he paid so much anyone can do it? But he is a known face. People are comfortable with him. In a sense no-one can present I’m a Celebrity except him (and Dec when he’s sober).
I am interested in this because of a quote by Billy Wilder making the film ‘Some Like It Hot’ and Marilyn Monroe was fucking up and making them wait and ‘get rid of her’ but Wilder said something like ‘no, there is no-one else it has to be her’. Now in no way am I comparing the talent of MM to Dec. But it is the same thing. To do with audience expectations.
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Come on Miles you’ve got them mixed up! Ant is the pisshead and Dec is …. well just Dec!
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Ha ha! Yes I have. I was fucking confused myself. Bad choice of example.
‘(and Ant when he’s sober)’ it should have been.
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Precisely Miles. The BBC is not immune from MSM market forces.
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See what you’re getting at. Never really thought about it in such stark terms.
Al-beeb are still cunts, mind!
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I’m seriously thinking of closing my Santander account and tell them it is because they used those two cunts in their adverts. I can’t really be bothered though – I might just email Santander and ask why they used the 2 cunts.
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If I might be so bold my Lord.
Santander use Anton Dreck because, believe it or not, they are worshipped by the sheeple. In much the same way as those other insufferable celebricunts, Jessica Ennis-Hill, Rory McIlroy and Jenson Buttfuck are followed without question by the sheeple.
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Not that you would bother with high street banking Creampuff, the gold bullion stash under Creampuff Manor and the odd appearance on Flog It to sell off the occasional bit of Ming pottery does very nicely.
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I have Lombards, my investment management company, deal with all that tedious financial stuff LL. The only gold bullion you’ll find stashed under Creampuff Manor is my vast collection of vintage hard core continental jizz mags.
Titles include: Color Climax, Swedish Erotica, Teenage Sex, Rodox, Sexorama, New Cunts, to name but a few.
Nighty night, sleep well, and don’t be late for church.
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Their was a petition set up last year to sack Lineker from the BBC but it was rejected because he’s not contracted by the Cunts. Very shrewd manoeuvre by Lineker’s advisors.
It’s his blatant contempt for the public that gets me but still thinks he’s worth it , the grandstanding Cunt.
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B&W Cunt is absolutely right, the only way to get rid of bullshit bbc is people to refuse to pay, it would have to be millions of people.
The government would have to do something about it.
It would be fucking awesome watching the smug cunts on that big red cunt of a sofa reporting their own demise.
Watch Carole Kirkwood give her last weather report from a skip in Shepards Bush, haha it would be the first time I decades they show something worth paying for.
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I’d employ Carol to give me private weather report each morning in the comfort of my bedroom if she became unemployed.
She’d have to be naked of course…a Scottish woman is high on the hitlist.
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There was once a gorgeous Scottie weather-gurl on the box; I think she got an MBE.
Sadly, a Scottish TV channel, so not seen sarf of the bordser.
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Think your a bunch of spoilt little bastards personally no appreciation of the arts! Ant & dec are obviously classically trained thesps, saw dec do henry v at the garrick, and that guy has Presence when treading the boards! Saw Ant at the old vic, “why eye like! The course of true love never ran canny like”…not a dry eye in the house. Break a leg/neck
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Naga Munchetty £200k. Yes if they didn’t pay her that Sly/itv/CNN etc would be clammering to sign her for her wonderful personality and humour.
Fucking annoying tickbox presenter with all the warmth of an abandoned outside toilet.
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Naga machete,
Is that her real hair or freshly laid tarmac or perhaps an oil slick gushing from her humourless bonce ?
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I reckon she is what may be described as high maintenance.
Overpaid Cunt.
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You mean Mrs Potato Head?
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She has quite a grim personality an oblong head and dumbo ears.
Personally i require Kate Garraway (referred to as The Garrawench in the halcyon days of the internet) displaying full cleavage, or Natasha Kaplinsky with her long shapely legs and swollen vulva ( i added the last bit but she always had a filthy look that suggested it).
Not an automaton from the subcontinent.
Carole Kirkwood was a bouncy MILF ten years ago. Looking haggard now.
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C’mon now wouldn’t you pay £495 K just to see Huw Edwards whiplash smile ? He would give Billy Idol a run for his money any day.
Yaki dah boyo !!!!
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Certain people that al beeb will protect no matter what, like they did jimmy saville, like fentons mate naga probably is, lineker definitely is, corrupt as fuck and we pay the wages! Ever get the feeling youve been cheated?
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I watched a little RT news today ( board with BBC wimbledon) the Germans are getting into the spirit of climate change, bumper stickers with Fuck you Greta.
Nice to see some resistance from the Krauts!
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Wicked. Who says they have no GSOH?
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Miles and RTC made a good point: “The BBC is not immune from MSM market forces.”
It isn’t, but should it be immune? Its function was originally to inform and educate, and it was a rather handy place to put the government of the day’s propaganda without fear of interruption. Information and education are hardly mega-crowd-pullers, and they are services the commercial media cannot profitably provide. Competing for the trash market with the commercials isn’t going to lure anyone into being informed or educated, or to watch high-quality dramas plugging diversity and wimminz, for that matter.
When Lord Komodo of Balham (Gateway to the South ™ ) uses his vast influence to become D-G, despite being as ignorant of broadcasting as many of his predecessors, he will restore the BBC to its original concept: national radio stations and a single national TV channel which does not pay ‘independent’ channels run by mates and relatives but dispenses serious news, science and …yes, very reluctantly…arts programming covering as much as possible of what the commercials do not do. I think he’d decimate the management and revive the World Service and OU output a bit too. He would then scrap the compulsory levy on everyone who ever watches any broadcast, and fund the whole deal directly from the Home Office and education budgets, with a contribution from the Foreign Office to cover the World Service. The Department of Culture, Media and Sports could cover any entertainment content, with special emphasis on encouraging new talent rather than paying top dollar for successful milkers of the corrupt system.
A lizard may dream…
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Excellent analysis and proposal Komodo.
Btw, I believe part of the idea of keeping the license fee method of funding was to shield the BBC from those very market forces it has relatively recently succumbed to and has allowed to corrupt its remit. If you know what I mean.
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In moderation…
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Slip of the brain there, sorry. For “‘independent’ channels” above read “‘independent’ production companies”. Which transfer public money, on whose supply they are completely dependent, to selected private pockets.
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I think you have it, Cuntflap. Melt it down for scrap and start again.
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Appoint Sir Roger Scruton as head of Arts programming. That would make the SJWs scream.
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They have lost in the runners-up. A close game but it was not to be. I would like to say though that in this World Cup although the Lionesses didn’t quite roar they have certainly miaowed.
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More people would tune in to watch if they rubbed the others pussies for a goal celebration.
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Gary Lineker, £1.75 million pounds a year. Al beebs highest paid presenter, the don’t have any fucking football!
The closest they came was the lesbian world cup, and they didn’t even bother to wheel him out for that. (Not that I blame him) so what is the point in employing him? Any fucker can point at photos that sky sometimes let them have.
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