Ruth Davidson is a cunt, isn’t she?
Age: Looks 60, is 40.
Job: Leader of the Scottish Tories.
Sex: Scissoring.
Weight: Chubby, middle-aged man.
Views: Staunch Remainer. Currently refusing to back the Government with a No Deal scenario. Perhaps she’d rather pay the Reich £39 Billion, cross her fingers, and hope they treat us well.
Style: Plumber at a court hearing, Kim Jong-Un.
Hair: Boot polish shampoo, 90’s Manc, indie guitarist, bigoted lesbian.
Hobbies: Attacking Boris Johnson, flicking women’s beans, permanently grinning, pretending she doesn’t hate men.
Ambition: To become PM, the eradication of men, Scotland to qualify for a football tournament.
Man in the street’s magnanimous opinion: Ruth Davidson is so woefully unattractive I’d rather stick my cock in a HARLEY Davidson.
Nominated by Captain Magnanimous
She is doing a great impersonation of Frank Sidebottom, and is Wee Jimmy swearing an oath of allegiance to al-Beeb?
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No being swore in at the war crimes trial.
Shes just dropped evidence against that fat bloke sat next to her.
What? You sure? Naw cant be!
Apparently thats not a bloke!
My apologies its the stunning MS Ruth Davidson. Jim Davidson’s problem daughter.
Ace cunting cap!!
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In the photo I think Legohead is actually saying “I did not have sex with that woman”
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Yes Blunty, but Davidson’s thinking, “Aye but I did, wi’ ma tartan sträp-on.”
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Excellent cunting Captain.
Very novel set out like a cv!
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She’s a pain in the ass thinking she can push the U.K. Govt around. To be fair she probably could have when it was headed by Calamity May. She’s now upset she was not consulted on the sacking of the Scottish secretary and is threatening BoJo to cede from the U.K. Tories.
She forgets she’s only a member of that daft twat Scottish Local Planning Comittee ( the one that styles itself the “Scottish Government “) and is of no importance whatsoever.
Fuck off.
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Fat ugly dyke with faux jolly hockey sticks persona. No redeeming features whatsoever. Another phoney Conservative… should fuck off to the LibDumbs where she belongs.
Impossible not to retch whenever it’s on TV or Radio.
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She’d do for me, the little minx.
Short, fat, Scottish tuppence licker. What’s not to like?
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Contrary pre-vert!
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Yeah she a positive little peach!!
Cant imagine anything better than a date wi Ruth!
Oh no how embarrassing! We’re both wearing same suit from topman!
Both stood pissing at urinals in gents khazi, ‘isnt your head round? Like a bowling ball!’
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I see you have sussed a moderation trigger word RTC.
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Americanisms have their uses…
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It didn’t take Boris long to let us down. Fucking prick.
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“So how do you view lesbian relationships?”
“Usually in HD”….
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The ones in real life are never the same as the ones on-line.
Internet: Smooth, great teeth, slim, hair flowing like a horny mermaid.
Real Life: Warty, black snaggle-toothed, round, hair like a Polish brickie.
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If that picture above is from the final of the ‘least likely to be mistaken for a woman’ competition, I fear it’s too close to call.
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Fat birds like her usually have sparse pubic hair thinly scattered across her front bottom. And a big ole apron swaying above that smelly old fanny.
I spent many years studying this phenomenon and regard myself an authority .
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Good God Fenton, do you mean that she’s got a front bottom AND a back bottom? She really must be talking out of her arse.
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Have to use a beach towel to wipe her arse.
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Didn’t this lezza bitch have a kid via the turkey baster like that little pervert Tom Daly? Poor kid……guaranteed to be fucked up. There are too many of these soft remoaner cunts in the Tory Party. If you’re a libtard, limp wristed wanker why would you vote Tory? They are trying to appeal to the wrong people with slags like this. Time to choose sides , that much is obvious.
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Last night my missus said, “I’m expecting a good shag later tonight.”
I said, “I’m going down the offy to get some beers.”
She said “So that’s what it’s come to has it? You now find me so fucking ugly you have to get pissed to shag me.”
I said “You forget….they also come in a bag”….
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What the fuck is wrong wth Scottish politicians? Agreed, ours are corrupt, lying snakes but why are Scottish ones so uppity?
I can smell this Kim Jong Ruth’s halitosis through the fucking tv screen and it’s beginning to weaken my bones.
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Yeah theyre all right awkward twats arent they? Argumentative, bolshy, like a drunk at a party, id like them if they wasnt all ugly as fuck.
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Ruth Davidson is extremely competent , and she has been extremely competent man and boy for fifty years, and in addition to her extreme competence she has managed ton secure for herself the reputation of being the most god awful ugly, vapid, farting lesbian this side of Clarissa Dickhead.
I think the dyke and irons in politics should have been running Nazi Germany in the 1930s – even Hitler would probably have been scared of this ball-crusher. Her and the Sugartits Cooper, Thornberry and Soubry creatures would probably have been strung up at Nuremburg.
When she fucks off out of politics she can replace Squadron Leader Jenni Murray as head girl on Wimmins Hour
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Sorry: quick question.
I have just seen Arlene Foster on TV. Are we sure she is not a he? Butch as fuck with a syrup, me thinks.
Oh,and Ruth Davidson needs to fuck off (and have a salad.)
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In the film theyre making at moment ruth is played by matt lucas,
Arlene is played by bloke who was Ron Dixon in brookside.(google it.)
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Repeat from previous post:
‘Arlene Foster has three children by her husband Brian : Sarah, George and Ben. In 2008, she was recognised as Assembly member of the year at the Women in Public Life Awards.’
Sorry to disappoint you Krav. We could do with her type in 10 Downing Street now.
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Jesus just replied about this RTC about 5min ago!!
Yeah point taken, shes good politician, and surprisingly straight!!
I imagine her hubby George like george Roper of ‘george & mildred’ fame, bet shes on top!
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Saw your previous reply MNC – I even gave it a tickie!
The repeat was for Krav’s benefit, assuming he reads it…
Bet you’re right about George!
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Just as i wrote that, she came on sky news, panicked! Haha
Felt guilty and slightly ashamed of what i wrote, poor cow cant help not being Audrey hepburn can she?
What a orrible cunt i am! Sorry George!
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Audrey Hepburn… now you’re talking! ❤️
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Apparently there is a super injunction stopping the media from reporting that wee Jimmie is a bean flicker and drinks from the furry purse ( allegedly)
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How many people like me are fucked off by the boy Hewitt and Markle? So, they’re going to limit themselves to two children to save the environment. Who gives a fuck? Harry seemed a reasonable enough lad till he shacked up with this whore.
They’ve become a z-list celebrity couple who have an over inflated idea of their worth. The viper has indeed entered the nest and it’s the beginning of the end for the Royal family.
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Haha you proper hate our mixed race princess dont you mate?
Think its Freddie as well that goes apoplectic when talking about her.
I liked him better when he was a nazi.
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I fucking despise the cunt and there’s sinister plots afoot where all my posts about her get deleted and noms get chucked in the bin. The smug mulatto, lifestyle blogging bint represents everything I hate in womankind. Fucking gold digger shit actress woke twat.
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He may have said that but that’s HER decision . All his lecturing about mental illness, the environment and “unconscious bias” are HER libtard words and ideas. The boy Hewitt has been thoroughly pussy whipped and has become a typical millennial male. Lucky for him once she’s had the second brat she’ll be off to Hollywood and he can go back to drinking like a fish and shagging some of the finest pussy the British upper class can provide. Lucky bastard.
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ReMARKLEble Megan’s choice of inspiring women for the cover of Vogue. Here are just a few of those she chose;
‘the author Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, the climate campaigner Greta Thunberg; the boxer Ramla Ali; the refugee and model Adut Akech; the health campaigner Jameela Jamil; the trans actor Laverne Cox’.
Remarkable in its utter predictability.
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That Meghan cunt will be the end of the monarchy. Another great contribution to the world by a person of colour.
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So two members of the family with the largest carbon footprint in the kingdom are gonna do us all a favour and stop at two kids.
Thanks….
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Cheeky cunts arent they?
That 10 bedroom cottage we bought them, hope its powered by their sense of smugness & hypocrisy?
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Princess Oprah will have some peasants on a treadmill to provide the power in her “cottage”.
Fucking bitch!
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She’s having a ten-year holiday in Britain courtesy of the tax-payer. Then she’ll slink back to ‘Murica giving endless interviews on Jimmy “Trump Jokes” Kimmel and Oprah “Lowest Common Denominator” Winfrey about how backward and repressed everybody here is and how much she missed and loved the States (y’all) and be cast in many money-spinners before dying in a mysterious car crash in the Nevada Desert, bereft of witness and just shy of her 50th birthday survived by ex-hubby and sons Louis and N’dooga.
I reckon.
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Shame Louis isnt in line for throne…king Louis!!
King of the swingers, the jungle v.i.p, what i desire is mans red fire…..
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Scottish politics is irrelevant, break up the union? So fucking what! I’m all for nations governing themselves, long as I don’t have to pay for it.
The union? Over the years there’s been a great marketing job done on us, telling us how special the Union is to us all. I don’t see it myself, you can be proudly Scots, fiercely Welsh and you can be whatever a person from N.I terms themselves, but don’t you fucking dare be proud to be English, that makes you a crazed and racist nationalist, and that’s the worst kind of nationalist.
If this crazy bitch wants to cut herself adrift in a place where being conservative is as popular as being a leper in a health spa, pass the popcorn.
Scotland voted remain, of course it did, it always votes remain when it’s a net benefactor.
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The truth is most of the cunts who voted for her weren’t Tories at all……..they were just cunts who wanted to fuck the SNP and didn’t want to vote for the Labour wankers. She really doesn’t belong in that party and needs to fuck off to the Lib Dumbs where she belongs, the fucking freak.
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Ideologically, this grinning, Scottish hippo* belongs in The Independent Group, or whatever it’s called, the one Chuck-up swore loyalty to for a few weeks.
Change (parties) UK?
Chuckal Brothers?
Change The Name UK?
*Apologies to hippopotamuses
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May I offer my congratulations to admin for the photo.
Not a criticism but I would have had Ruth saying :
“Fucking hell! Even I wouldn’t shag that.”
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“The tension is palpable as the winner of Scottish Love Island is announced…..”
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Nicola lets the side down i think, not convinced shes 100% committed to the Scottish cause?
She should wear a little tartan tam hat wi a pompom on top, always have either a can of mcewans or bottle of irn bru in her hand, maybe hand round shortbread?
And forget the suits everyone kmows that she rents them, wear a loch mess monster tshirt.
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I’ve been to Loch Ness. I sat there, with my camera ready, for at least twenty minutes and I never saw a fucking thing.
Lying Jock cunts.
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When my lad was little he wanted to go loch ness monster spotting, meant to take him but never did, wouldnt be as nice now hes a 24yr old fuckin know it all!
Bet they’ve had millions in tourist money? Good trick!👍
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That thing in the picture next to Wee Burney…. Give it a tache and Davidson would be dead ringer for Hitler…
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The jocks don’t know how lucky they are. Free prescriptions, free university education and when they get older and start shitting the bed they get free nursing care.
Who pays for all this shit? We fucking do !
Get to McFuck ye McCunts!
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I don´t usually comment on Scottish posts because I know most of you ISACers haven´t a clue about my country. As I generally agree with your comments about political correctness etc. I ignore them but I do get mightily pissed off with your English arrogance at times.
You English pay nothing towards Scotland´s free education or its health service. We are the ones who subsidize you. Here are a few facts:
Scotland has 8.4% of the total population of the UK but 32% of the land area and 62% of the sea area. Everything in 62% of the UK’s maritime area and every natural resource in 32% of the UK’s land area belongs to the 8.4% of the UK population which lives in Scotland. Although Scotland comprises 32% of the land area of the UK, that 32% contains over 90% of all the fresh water. Loch Ness, for example, contains more fresh water than all the lakes of England combined.
The 62% of maritime waters which belong to Scotland contain 96.5% of the UK’s crude oil, and 65% of the UK’s natural gas reserves. Those waters are also responsible for 60% of all the fish that are landed in the UK.
So fuck off all of you who are constantly belittling Scotland.
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The majority of these comments are about Ruth Davidson and not Scotland. Wales got an absolute hammering the other day in a nom for supposedly not having a sense of humour and no Welsh people took offence to it. Well, they might have but they sucked it up. My own area of the country comes in for stick but you have to ride with it. I think you’ll find there is very little economically viable oil and gas left in Scottish waters. It will not be long until your wonderful government betrays your fishermen by selling out fishing rights to Europe in order to remain in the EU. I think you would have been better getting this off your chest before the site goes to sleep.
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This is a site of opinions but if you want to get uppity I can pick holes in your facts too. You say ‘Everything in 62% of the UK’s maritime area and every natural resource in 32% of the UK’s land area belongs to the 8.4% of the UK population which lives in Scotland’? Well that’s complete nonsense it belongs to the UK because Scotland isn’t a separate country, do you remember that wee vote where Scotland said no? You live in the same fantasy land as the SNP where every inconvenient fact is spoken of as if it doesn’t exist.
People in England get pissed off with Scotlands leaders because Scotland has more money to spend than England, ran a 7.9% deficit last year (compared to 1.9% for the UK as a whole), performs worse in unemployment, education, drugs deaths etc, but never stop complaining that all their problems are the fault of the English. If Westminster was running Scotland it would be doing a fuck sight better than currently because in all areas of devolved powers Scotlands worse, despite having more money which does come from English taxes under the Barnett formula.
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👍 Well said sir!
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The outlook for oil – English or Scottish – isn’t particularly bright. The price crashed some years ago from an artificial high, on which the SNP then based promises of vast wealth, and hasn’t recovered much since. Exploration and production in more difficult waters as the big easy reservoirs run out is becoming more expensive, and decommissioning and cleanup costs have risen enormously. The SNP’s recent forecasts recognise this, and don’t depend on oil.
They rely on membership of the EU, though, and very dangerously assume that in the event of the rUK leaving, they will be able to stitch up a profitable membership deal. To say the least, this is optimistic, lacking a clear intention to make Scotland an attractive proposition for the EU rather than a subsidy junkie. And remaining in the EU would keep you in the kind of regime which dominates the practicalities of the UK economy and to which so many of us object. Hardly independence, is it?
I won’t hear a word against Scotland. I lived there for 30 years, and we got on fine, the Scots and me. I was even a member of the SNP (when North Sea Oil was abundant and overpriced and long before devolution) But be careful what you wish for.
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The EU would probably accept Scotland just to spite the UK. And subsidise it heavily, just to rub our noses in it.
All part of ‘project UK punishment’ and ensuring net funding recipient countries remain loyal to the Reich.
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If it was an effective punishment, we could tighten up the border controls a bit. Eg – Somalians from England to Scotland – unimpeded. Somalians from Scotland to England – fuck off back.
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Yes, but he EU would then recycle the same Somalians + the entire Calais jungle over our non-existent NI border.
Come to think of it, wee Krankie would probably welcome the Somalians.
https://www.snp.org/immigration-is-good-for-scotland-well-always-stand-up-for-it/
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If somalians start filling glasgow and edinburgh those snp cunts will have signed their own death warrant.
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Ah, but the EU would have to smuggle them in through the Republic. I can’t see a soft border working at NI ports and airports. The Irish, like the Scots, would be compelled to keep them by the EU, whereas we (assuming, rather shakily, that Boris gets a fucking grip) wouldn’t.
Anyway, the EU has a bit of a backlog of states of confusion queueing to join. Serbia, Albania , Montenegro, Bosnia-Herzogovina, North Macedonia and Turkey have all applied, and Kosovo, whose independence is still disputed, is in the pipeline. Keeping that lot afloat, along with Greece and Italy, there won’t be a lot of cash to spare for punishment, especially as we won’t be paying any more.
Komodo out.
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The Republic will do whatever the Reich tells it to do.
Creampuff out.
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Scotland to qualify for a football tournament. That’s one step too far.
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She sure is an ugly munter I wouldn’t fuck her The problem with Ruth Davidson is she’s holier than thou she should be singing from the same hymn sheet as the rest of the Conservative Party We are leaving 31 Oct Come what may But She’s not while ever there’s division there will always be a problem leaving and the twats in the EU know it
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Has Mr Polly gone?
I hope not. Diversity is strength.
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