Rufus Hound is a cunt, isn’t he?
Not only stupid enough to suggest that The Maybot was responsible for the Manchester Arena bombings by peacefuls, and then grovellingly apologising, he also has to wear a fucking cloth cap INDOORS! He was on Cuntdown yesterday, and there he was, fucking cloth cap! What a wanker.
Just had a thought, perhaps he’s actually black, ‘cos those cunts all wear headgear indoors too.
Nominated by The Mogs
Do Dark Keys wear hats inside?..I’ve never actually let one into my home,indeed,I don’t think that there’ll be have been one anywhere near,tbh. There are plenty of signs up warning them…Dark Keys may not be able to read,but The Hounds apparently can,and have made their feelings on the subject quite plain in the past.
I always think what a thick bunch Dark Keys are when you see CCTV footage of them committing some crime…why bother trying to disguise themselves if it’s a night-time crime?..noone can see them anyhow,well,apart from the teeth and eyeballs. Pointless while committing a daytime crime too…they all look the bloody same anyhow.
I would never wear a hat indoors..it’s very common. I actually took Gail Porter off my wanking list when she started doing it.
Fuck Off.
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It’s been dreadful, Cuntflap…”found one fearless enough to stay”?….https://images.app.goo.gl/SrkQ6Yq1KkcJ1rDJ7
The old bitch has barricaded herself in the West Wing…claims that she has always been there and is,actually,my Grandmother…No wonder she locked herself in 15 years ago after the night I overdid it on the viagra,crusted port and ” The Squire disciplines his staff” video.
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Alas she has access to my wine-cellar and cheese-store….the language of an evening is a disgrace….drunken songs,cackling laughter,the pop of the corks of my Chateau le Pin Pomerol 2001….it’s dreadful.Cuntflap,it really is.
Fuck only knows if the sewerage system will withstand her onslaught.
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I tried to get the old trout with a bag of strychnine-laced Werthers Originals….merely added to her joie de vivre,,,,,perhaps she is a Fiddler.
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Ladies always become repulsive as they get older the poor things.
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It’s air-miles Emma !
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Ali G wears a hat indoors. It is cos he is black.
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I know of a fella used to own a pet shop in the east end. sick of the break ins he left his dark Akita in the shop overnight. next day he gets a visit from local rozzers as couple of dark keys have complained that they were attacked by a bear! i assume they phoned it in as no arrests. guy says they must have broken into london zoo by mistake. he never got broken into again, but shut up shop a little while later. they are stupid cunts indeed.
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Rufus! Fuckin ell, who names a kid fuckin Rufus?! Thats a dogs name, posh cunt obviously! Cultural appropriation wearing flat caps, as a professional northerner i could have him up before the beak, but wearing one indoors shows hes no social graces, my old nana would of slapped him for that. Anyway yeah hes a uber cunt .
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Ugly cunt.
Mudslime apologist.
Fuck off.
Morning cunters.
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Morning Krav.
Bieber is a Cunt.
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Justin Bieber may be a cunt. However, I would cover him in more protein than the bars they sell at my gym.
Fuck off.
Morning, Herr Fiddler.
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Is your “gym” actually the showers at the local YMCA?..I bet you get a good work-out there.
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How very dare you!
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” He was on Countdown yesterday”…. I could never go on Countdown. I’d be too busy waving my cock at Rachel Riley to give a Fuck about solving some sum or anagram. Perhaps that’s why they just have old Cunts,Rump-Raiders and Special-Needs types on.
Fuck Her.
Carol Vorderman is a Swamp-Hog.
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You cunt Mr Fiddler! How dare you say that about the sex goddess that is Vorderman.
Ok, if you get too close to her face it probably looks like a badly plastered wall in a public toilet, but the tits and arse on it!
That can’t be ignored!
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“Tits and arse” you’re after is it, Mr. Frog?….
https://images.app.goo.gl/CfdgBsGHFW4xucDcA
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If you click on Dicks links you’re in your own.
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That’s the kind of tits and arse that could turn you into a vegan Nancy boy overnight.
A dirty, underhand trick if I may say so.
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‘waving my cock at Rachel Riley’. But that’s no behaviour for a family parlour game Mr Fiddler? People concentrating on the conundrum, their heads down, you waving it about…mind you I think Susie in Dictionary corner would sneak a peak…
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Yes I understand Cuntflap but I too see it as the most appalling behaviour for afternoon television. I suppose if he waved ‘it’ about for say the duration of a Numbers Game (in honour of Rachel) then put it away again, ok. But he could whip it out at anytime during the recording. What is Nick to do while this side spectacle is going on?
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Perhaps more appropriate behaviour for “Tupping Point” ?
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Agreed Freddie. As she gets older theres something dirty about Carol that I like. If I could do her and Rachel Riley at the same time I cant decide who would get the most attention. I’ll have a good hard think about it later when I’m alone.
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Don’t have a scooby who he is, but his name automatically denotes a lefty cultural Marxist cunt, spawned by lefty cultural Marxist parent cunts.
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‘Rufus darling breakfast is being served! Hasnt nanny told you?”
‘Frankly mother ive fired her, the dreadful women tried to stop me wearing my cloth cap ! The nerve!
Told her pack your bags, im a man of the people, a socialist! And have to look the part, hmm, mother do you think id suit a pipe?
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Morning fellers……. Has anyone seen on YouTube that lammy, you know the cunt who had some mate in that block of flats that burnt down!!!!! Has been rumbled about writing racist and threatening letters to himself!! Some smart arse has been comparing his had writing to the letters he has received
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If it’s true. Please let it be true…
oh happy day 😁
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You’ve been smolleted!
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/duplicates/cca66s/in_the_uk_it_turns_out_that_a_serial_racist/
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Morning fellers……. Has anyone seen on YouTube that lammy, you know the cunt who had some mate in that block of flats that burnt down!!!!! Has been rumbled about writing racist and threatening letters to himself!! Some smart arse has been comparing his had writing to the letters he has received
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The greatest tragedy is that it was just that one block of flats, rather than Grenfell Tower Hamlets.
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Sorry……sent twice as I just received a left hook from my little boy, its under ‘has David lammy been faking notes to himself’
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I just watched it. Hmmmm……my first question is why would Lammy write abusive letters to himself? Surely he must get dozens of them every day…….most of them written by Krav.
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Im just surprised he can read & write.
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Lammy by the way, not krav!
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Lammy’s lame response.
“Take a day off Sherlock. What is it with you far right conspiracy theorists?
All this implies at a push is the same anonymous racist sent me 2.
My staff & I send each letter to the police. I’ve sat in court with a thug who sent me death threats. Another racist jailed in April”.
A racist sending racist letters to himself. The guy is a nasty pathetic attention seeking fuckwit who appears to have lost whatever marbles he once had.
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Rufus Hound?
Nope, never heard of him, but if he’s on the telly then he’s a cunt for sure…
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Vince Cable wears a hat indoors. Dark Key culture appropriating CUNT.
Rufus Hound is a ginger and has a ginger beard.
Nuff said.
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Vince cable? Mr burns? Does he? Never seen him wear a hat? Like to think its one of those victorian nightcaps, like scrooge! Suit him that!
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Morning MNC. The evidence:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/18/vince-cable-winks-scary-video-posted-twitter-advertise-lib-dem/
(Forgot to mention George Galloway does too)
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Morning RTC, so he does! Haha, its one of george galloways by look of it as well, big fedora as seen last looking good on Humphrey Bogart.
Nigel Farage keeps trying different hats which dont suit him as well.
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Nigel favours the Arthur Daley /Flash Harry look.
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Saw Nigel in few hats, one of which was a huge fedora i assume he bought off Boy George? Looked a right ‘ducky darling’!
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Time to dump the fedora.
‘Tis the sartorial choice of the neckbeards, good sir.
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It looks like a police mugshot.
Old perv caught winking on the tube…
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I thought, hang on, he’s quite funny isn’t he?
Then I realised it wasn’t Keith Lemon.
Given that, I have no idea who this cunt is.
No doubt, if he is allegedly famous, that will hurt more than any insult.
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Keith Lemon is a total cunt and isn’t funny in the slightest.
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It might be pretty horny to actually think about giving Rachel some cock but i have a sneaky feeling she may turn into the bitch from hell afterwards. She’s already made her Russian dancer husband give up his Strictly job as he will be dancing with women. The same way they met.
Not sure Carol would be quite so sexy in the flesh but then nor am i .
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This is one of those cuttings where you actually don’t really need to go any further than the name.
Rufus Hound. Says it all really
Cunt
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Rufus Hound, stupid bitch, stupid bitch…
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Rufus is a dogs name.This cunt is described by Wikky Peedia as a “comedian”.
I laughed more when the consultant told me that I had cansir of the knob than when I had the misfortune to see this “I don’t half love my facial hair styles” whilst channel hopping on the telly.
Unfunny cunting barstud.
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Rufus Hound (real name Robert Simpson). Named after a dog, but not as clever.
Corbyn accolyte. Unfunny cunt.
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Stood for the Lib Dems as well. Came ninth.
Utter spankwangle.
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Bob Simpson? Not related to the Springfield simpsons is he?
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Well ‘Sideshow Bob’ would pretty much sum up his career!
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After the revolution I’ll make this cunt and owen jones fight to the death for the amusement of the public. Winner will receive a pleasant surprise in the form of Mr Fiddlers hounds.
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Who the fuck is this cunt?
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I was going to mention that cunt Galloway, but was beaten to it. Apparently he wears the hat to cover the ‘battle scars’ he got when someone gave him a good going over in London a few years ago. More like he just wears it to cover his baldy slap-head, the arrogant narcissistic little cunt.
I actually like his hat, just a pity it’s being worn by that cunt.
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I like his hat when worn by the Anthill mob, but on george? He looks like a right flamer! Chase me ducky!
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He’s been out of sight for a while since that fucking deranged tweet. I dont see him ever getting his career back besides such small gigs. The guy better give Manchesyer a wide berth, then again he probably only plays to the same crowds in North London.
Well cunted.
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They need it to appeal to the hard-of-thinking who watch their childish news coverage.
‘Inclusivity’ and all that.
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This post was actually posted by the MOGS! How dare A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts plagiarise it!
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Check out his Wikipedia page. If he didn’t write that himself then I’m a Dutch bird.
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I’m reliably informed that this fretwank used to “appear” on the television shitfest Richard&Judy some time ago.
Case closed.
Gold plated CUNT
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New cunter here, firstly, you lot are fuckin hilarious, this is the greatest website i have ever discovered, secondly, rufus hound is a giant, pus filled, stupid moustache wearing cunt, he’s not a hells angel nor a gunslinger or chopper reed so it makes him look an even bigger cunt, on the subject of who names their kid rufus, my mrs wanted to call our future spawn rufus, she was swiftly told to fuck off and think again
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