Philip Hammond (12)

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What a complete cunt of a man he is, yet again doing his upmost to derail Brexit by undermining the two albeit shit PM hopefuls.

This sneaky shortsighted cunt really should be kicked out of office ASAP.

He inherited a very good balance sheet from Gideon, who basically shafted anyone that needs or uses public services and has left the country an absolute fucking mess, and he struts around like he is some sort of economic genius. Why don’t these people just be honest and say yes it is not going to be straightforward in the beginning but actually we could do really very well away from this economic straight jacket of Europe?

Instead it’s all got to be growth quarter after quarter and so on instead of looking to a brighter future. This is my first nom and I hope you fellow cunts aren’t too cuntish to me.

Nominated by Koplad

31 thoughts on “Philip Hammond (12)”

  1. A sound nom, Koplad.

    Hammond is a favourite cunt around here and can’t be cuntedtoo many times, the treasonous, turgid, wankstain. He reminds me of Teressa May’s Tampax after its been on duty 3 or 4 days. Probably not a good comparison as that dried and dedicated cow won’t have periods any more and has probably never had one in her life.

    • Hammond’s problem (apart from the obvious one, which causes him to be cunted so frequently) is that he has an “ology”, as do all committed remainers (and they SHOULD be committed – to Rampton), and the “ology” must come first; even if it means building bridges, holding hands, lighting pink fluffy candles, singing Kumbayah and going head first into the abyss.

      Forget the Wall of Cunts, at this rate we’ll need a feckin maze.
      Treesa the Appeaser is another cunt (how is that possible ??!!), for trying to derail BoJo. She is just another unflushable turd.
      As much as I despised Major Grey for his fucking over of the railways before his departure from office, I have a grudging respect for him; at least he said “Oh well, bugger you lot, I’m off to Lords to watch the cricket”, whereas The Maybot will continue to be a thorn in everyone’s sides. If she and B. Liar adopted some clinical waste, I wonder what it would look like ?
      Happy weekend, everybody !

      • Major was on the radio (and TV so my wife tells me) this morning slagging off Boris, and Hunt to a lesser extent.

        And he and Blair were very much front and centre during the referendum campaign, spouting Project Fear at every opportunity. And since.

        PS: Chris Patten has also been doing the rounds whinging about Boris and No Deal, etc.

      • Those cunts needs to shut the fuck up!

        They don’t live in the real world of council estates, crime and poverty. They haven’t got a fucking clue while living the lifestyle they do, in their mansions and second homes while earning small fortunes for talking bollocks!

      • How that pig faced cunt Patten has the cheek to say anything after he was roundly booted out by his constituents is beyond me. It just shows, though, how the establishment rally round one of their own when the plebs go against the received norms.

      • The wall of cunts must already be longer than the Great Wall of China. Forget seeing it from Earth orbit like the Great Wall. The Great Wall of Cunts can probably be seen from the Andromeda Galaxy.

  2. This should be Philip Hammond (11)

    Hammond has 9 cuntings under the name PHILIP Hammond. And 2 under the name PHILLIP Hammond.

    The fact that some cunters can’t spell for toffee is no excuse for depriving Phil Spreadshit his rightful place on the Great Wall of Cunts.

    • I care not whether the chinless cunt spells his name with one or two Ls, he is a scrotum wart of the most putrid kind and deserves to be on the wall. Maths by Flabbot & Costello Accountants.

      Yet another bilious chicken little predicting gloom just like the previous chancellor Cocaîne Osbourne who predicted we’d go into recession THE DAY AFTER WE VOTED FOR BREXIT. The breathtaking persistence of these fear mongering cunts.

      Afternoon Ruffers.

      • Good afternoon Captain.

        This situation has got out of hand. If only you had spelt his name correctly and someone in admin could count… We must be the laughing stock of the WORLD!!!!

      • I blame Brexit. It wouldn’t have happened if we’d stayed in the German Empire. I have brought shame to this site and shall go into the woods to clean my Luger.

    • I blame the admins (that’s another one of my nominations shuffled off into the bin)

    • I feel your pain RTCP! Slippery Phil is getting away with it ….
      One thing that Brexit has done without question has made me realise just how many slippery cunts we have in the UK ,
      I’ve always intensely disliked obvious cunts like Blair , cable , clegg , Campbell and co but Brexit has really unearthed a new ecosystem of absolute fucking pond life who had previously kept themselves out of the headlines…
      Hammond like mr punch tribute act grieve is one of the most devious Janus- faced disingenuous cunts in the swamp of turds, both completely unable to accept the referendum result and unbelievably seem more than happy to collapse their own party’s government to further their own agenda!
      Like the Trojan horse hunchback Hammond was never a real leaver in any guise and has played the long game, now faced with the real prospect of a PM who actually believes in Brexit shifty Phil has shown his true colours!!
      I hope the next PM sacks this cunt in the AM of his first day in the job……

  3. Hammond has to be an odd-on favourite be this years COTY.

    Such a smug arrogant old scrotum that he is crying out to be slapped around the chops by a housebrick wrapped round the whiffy crotch of May’s tights!

    The bloke is a complete and utter cunt of the first and last order!

    • Agreed, Techno. Him, SadDick Khant, or Jeremy kHunt. I suppose this gerbil-faced coward will disappear when Johnson wins as will Jetemy kHunt which leaves a podium with Khant’s name written underneath in gold leaf.

      Well-deserved but we’ll have to look at the little bitch every time we visit IAC.
      Psh.

  4. Hammond is most deserving of a place on the wall of cunts.
    Hopefully Boris will fire the cunt.
    ….Out of a cannon preferably.

  5. A former director of Castlemead , who also own or operate under “Excelcare” ( along with other names and incarnations ) and who have ( would you belive ) interests in the NHS contracts in both Primary Care and Continuing Care. A major predatory Company of which Philip Hammond was parachuted in as “Director”
    Hammond is a cunt all right, and if you look at his other consultancies you will see that private Nursing Homes, Primary GP services and “Walk in Contracts” feature very heavily.
    Don’t fear the yanks taking over the NHS. Its already happened.

  6. Harry and Meghan’s baby Archie being christened at Windsor.

    Who gives a fuck?

    • I don’t know why this pair of right ons are bothering with Christianity. The modern Royal Family should be going peaceful if they want to survive in this country. The capitulation in Birmingham should point the way.

  7. Hammond is finished in politics. Johnson will sack the dirty remoaner and he will lose his seat at the General Election.
    But, mission accomplished, he will have made the connections to carry on his money grabbing cuntishness.
    No doubt, he will get a nice cushy Kinnock type job with the cunts he has served so well.
    Burn in hell smug cunt.

  8. Apparently the press were printing stuff about Archie’s godparents.
    Isn’t it the grandparents – especially Grandpa – they should be worried about ?

    • Yeah, but which grandpa? Old man Markle, hated by his bitch daughter, Charlie the retarded chimp boy or James Hewitt, with the fucked up neck from constantly looking over his shoulder?
      Bunch of cunts.

      • Excellent point, Freddie.

        I was thinkig of JH… Although all three would do very nicely.

  9. Agree that Hammond is a cunt. However, all chancellors are cunts. They have no money so have to pretend they are doing something, robbing Peter to pay Paul. Is it any wonder? Grenfell x thousands, visitors to Clapham dropping out of the sky, etc.. I was in the chemist the other day and was astounded at the number of people on free prescriptions and the amount of medicines. They all looked around like one of those Bateman cartoons when I said yes, I do pay for my prescription. I think they rung a bell as well or something.

  11. Said it before, I’ll say it again, he has the eyes of Adolf Eichmann or one of those other Nazi desk-murderer cunts. His enthusiasm for remaining in the 4th Reich may not be entirely coincidental.

  12. I’d love to give this utter traitor a good jab to the jaw but the twat doesn’t posses one.

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