A cunting please for Dame Margaret Beckett.
This turd in a dress has had it coming for a number of years, primarily on three cunts, I mean counts.
Firstly, she was one of the mongoloids who thought it would be a good idea to sponsor Comrade Jezbollah Compo’s leadership bid, all for the sake of having a proper leadership debate in the Labia Party, even though she did not intend to vote for him, the stupid bitch. Initially, Compo was struggling to get the required number of supporters, but with the support of Suckdick and Beckett, he just scraped through. Beckett has therefore directly contributed to Compo’s reign of terror.
Secondly, during the enquiry into Speaker Bercunt’s bullying of staff, Beckett agreed that The Bercunt was a bully and a dwarf cunt, but said it didn’t matter and he should stay as he was needed to thwart Brexit.
Thirdly, she is an evil fucking Uber-remainer whose latest wheeze, along with that Arch-Cunt Grieve, is to propose a motion that in the event of a no deal, all funding and tax raising powers for government functions like health and welfare will stop, thereby artificially making the effect of no deal so awful that no government will consider it.
This is easily the most evil piece of legislation ever proposed by a British Parliamentarian. For proposing it Beckett, along with Grieve and any other MP that supports it, deserve a special place in the hottest part of hell where they can enjoy the sensation of having red hot pokers inserted in their fundaments for the rest of eternity.
Cunts. Fuck off.
Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine
Rock solid Nomination Mr Cunting Machine. One point though: without Saint Jo Cox, Corbyn would not have made it onto the ballot paper of Labour leadership contenders in 2010. A legacy anyone would be proud of. That’s English irony for you.
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In fact, as I recall, Jo Cox got Corbyn over the line with only 3 minutes to spare before close of nominations.
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God point Ruff Tuff. She should be turning in her grave, poor woman. Still, at least she doesn’t get to see the misery she’s inflicted on everyone else by nominating him, so some small blessing for her. Or is it beyond the pale to say that, even for ISAC 😱
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Plus she didn’t get to learn of her noble husbands fanny-chasing while she was hard at work at the office.
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Jo knew what he was like at least a year before she died MZ, on account of him having to leave his post as senior Save The Children strategist due to claims of inappropriate behaviour towards female members of staff.
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Oh God. It should be compulsory for that thing to wear a burka
Ugly cunt.
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Cock up here by Admin. That’s not Beckett in the photo, it’s Dobby the House Elf.
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A dead ringer, Ron. Wish she could disappear like Dobby.
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The pic is a bloody good explanation as to why “Muffin the Mule” is illegal.
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I saw this dragon when she was wheeled out for Question Time last year. She’s like the Labour Theresa May, i.e. Ignorant, hapless, won’t listen, pretends to dislike the EU, has an arrogant voice, has grandma “teeth” and has probably already unwittingly urinated in her pants.
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She looks like Andrew Lloyd Webber’s disabled sister
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Or even wittingly pissed her pants. Its a mighty tough job to negotiate against 27 countries plus 400 plus of your own MPs, speaker Bercunt the BBC, Sly news and countless screeching ‘commentators’ from the Grauniad etc.
Yes indeedy a tough job all round.
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I bet she stinks of that fucking lavender odour, what is with these old fuckers, do they think this shit smells nice or is it just the best stuff to mask the smell of stale piss.
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Another useless old cunt that would be better off in a care home for failed politicians that achieved sweet FA during their so-called prime years!
A bitter and twisted old bat that, like Heseltine, Ken Clarke, and other old useless cunts have nothing better to do than twist the knife for a bit of acclaim and attention.
With any luck she’ll be in the Dead Pool, with an obituary in The Times describing her simply as a Complete Cunt!
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Christ, imagine being married to that all your life. Apparently one of her interests is caravanning. If I had the misfortune to be married to that, I certainly wouldn’t want to be confined into a small space with it. Next time you go on holiday Mr Beckett, get yourself the fuckin’ biggest single hotel room you can find.
Write it up, I hate the cunts, my old boss was a caravaner, but he sold it all to become a Biker (fat cunt, ugly wife) this could be your chance to achieve the recognition you crave
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Mmm, caravaneers. Do I sense a cunting in the works, Blunt?
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The problem is Ron, it would be aimed at me! I used to be a keen caravaner but gave up recently. Fuck it, why not?
Those selfish bastards deserve everything they get, blocking roads and pumping all that shit out from their 4×4’s!
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You couldn’t take her dogging in that Caravan. Even hardened doggers have got some standards.
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They are all useless fuckers just that some are more useless than others.
The peope of Derby must be cunts to vote for this old bag of bones
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The old scroat’s got a neck like a lizard (with apologies to Komodo)
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Didnt she escort Richard Dreyfuss onto the ship at the end of Close Encounters?
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It has probably been mentioned before but a favourite edition of Question Time was at the time of the MPs expenses scandal and she claimed no-one became an MP for the money. Really??? People like Prescott, Blair and all the others?
It received about the most hostile reaction from the audience I have seen.
She and Grieve have somehow managed in one spectacular move to become the 2 biggest cents in Parliament.
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Ugly, fucking, nasty, arse crawling, revolting Blairite old bitch. I saw that Question Time and even the BBC audience were giving her the bird. So fucking arrogant and up her own arse.
Needs a massive slap the fucking old witch.
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I’ll happily slap the arse of most birds but desperate old cunt that I am, even I draw the line here.
(that Thornberry bird’s in tho if she’s up for getting her gorgeously rounded posterior warmed up for her. Phwooar!).
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Lady Nugee wouldn’t even gob on you Ron, you filthy old perv.
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I know. That just makes me even hornier. I’d love to smother her in foamy cream from head to toe then lick it off (I’d have to find a two day ‘window’ to finish the job, mind…).
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Bloody hell Ron. Maybe you can drive past her Islington mansion in a white van with an England flag in the window and she might shout some filthy obscenities at you.
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Old Bunny Beckett (her friends call her that because she is so cute – and she has buck teeth and long floppy ears), looks for all the world like a World War 2 madame in a Parisian brothel.
She keeps getting let out of her attic to appear on Wireless 4 because – well she thinks just like those turgid fuckers.
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Im convinced she is Larry Graysons sister and with those Horse teeth, Rob Becketts Granny.
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Is it me or does she look like some cunt took her from inside a ghost train ride, fuck me never mind a dog lives here a fucking troll lives here .
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“Took her from inside a ghost train”
Love it. That will be getting an outing soon.
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Fuck me, Ron, you need some therapy, old chap.
Nugee smothered in foamy cream? Bloody hell, with her hulking sweaty, excessively subcutaneous frame, she would turn your squirty Anchor cream to cheese in a few seconds.
Tit cheese ahoy!
Bleeuurgg!
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Guys I was utilising just a touch of irony, you’ll understand…
For the record, I am positively NOT into the idea of Thornberry and cream at all.
Now Katy Price and her monstrous mounds, mind…
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Cor, look at the picture. Imagine giving that a French kiss. My passion has been aroused and I’m off upstairs for a wank.
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i seem to remember she was quite high up in the league table of expenses claimers. claimed for all sort of shit and thought it was perfectly ok.
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Has she got anything to do with the Thomas Beckett boxing gym? She looks like she’s been a sparring partner for the last 40 years. Face like a cabbage, probably smells like one.
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Bitch needs ebolaing.
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here you go, the greedy out of touch cunt.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5293973/Margaret-Becketts-600-claim-for-hanging-baskets-and-pot-plant
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ooops try this
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5293973/Margaret-Becketts-600-claim-for-hanging-baskets-and-pot-plants-MPs-expenses.html
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Are we sure she is not a tranny?
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No. Not at all sure !
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What a fuckin monster, do us all a favour luv and get a job crossing kids across the road, cuz that’s all you’re fit for.!
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Far too dangerous – she’s be like a red rag to a bull. Or in this case irate drivers of all political persuasions wanting to run the old bitch down.
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Ol’ Horse Face Becket and Mr Punch profile Grieve, should be done for TREASON. These cunts must not be allowed to evade the consequences of their actions or they and others like Queens Cuntcillor Starmer and poison dwarf Bercunt as well
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That face just makes you want to hold out a handful of sugar cubes……..
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