So HMG has considered the UK’s sovereign rights in the light orf a bunch orf wogs in bum boats hi-jacking two tankers in the Gulf of Hormuz, neither orf which being actually British owned or British crewed so should not show up orn our radar other than as something to keep an eye on.
Instead Hunt the Cunt has chosen to go nuclear, or as nuclear as HMG is able to go with its ancient ordnance stuck together with parcel tape. (Update, our US ally Trump has now sold us Duck Tape to replace it)
Cobra Committee has met, all stakeholders in poor Blighty’s defence consulted, options weighed and lethal response delivered. Iran has been informed orf our “Extreme Disappointment”. Whoops dearie, that’s sure to have got the Iranian sweethearts Afterdinnerjad and Rouhani cacking their drawers.
Sublime lunacy orf it all is that it has nothing to do with Blighty yet Hunt the Cunt is the one to stick his nose over the parapet and take all the flak.
Cunters will recall that HMG seized an oil tanker carrying Iranian oil “to Syria” and took it to Gibralter on behalf orf and inline with the EU’s sanctions policy and much to the alarm orf the doughty Rock – no-one had actually consulted them. Result, not unsurprisingly, one stirred up nest orf wogs thirsting for revenge and Gib denying all knowledge. Naturally the EU keep dead stumm as its foreign policy is actually enacted and by a member that is aboit to fuck orf (allow a dribbling old man his dreams). What the fuck is that all aboit?
Thus the inevitable happens and poor old Blighty is caught with its draws doine (no fucking ships parolling the Gulf for Chrissake) and HMG is made to look a pack orf prize pillocks in a very ticklish situation and with resonsibility now for two tankers and their crews, none orf which are British. On top of that Iran has now got a weak whipping boy (us) to humiliate in place orf the Big Bully (Trump). Despite all this the BBC still thunders on about what a superb diplomatic service we have. Sid James and Kenneth Williams would have done a better job.
Carry On Cunt.
Admin – if you find a photo of a disappointed camel that might do nicely.
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke
Well, at least I now know the reason ex girlfriends used to pull that face.
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Of course, I only refer to the ones that didn’t already look like that when I first met them.
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Is that Janet street porter?
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Slightly better looking than JSP I’d say
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An excellent case for Boris keeping Cunt in the Foreign Office…
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Useless fucking pricks.
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Good cunting Sir!
Like Russia is China’s (has been) whipping boy, we are the USA’s.
It’s time we did a 1930’s USA and told the rest of the world to sort its own shit out whilst we sort out ours.
RN to protect OUR coast, RAF to protect OUR skies and OUR Army to protect OUR land.
We’re pissing in the wind sorting out other country’s problems. Didn’t was “save” our Iranian friends from Saddam 20 odd years ago? And how much good did that shitfest do?
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Let’s be clear and resolute here. Government of all shades has happily wound down our capabilities to defend ourselves or if necessary use military force unilaterally because they believed we would in future only be involved in military action if part of either a combined NATO force or in due course providing our part of an E.U. military.
The cunts in government have gleefully rubbed their hands at the savings made by not funding unilateral defence policy. Spending billions on an aircraft carrier but not bothering to purchase any suitable planes, what a fucking laughing stock we have become.
A hard truth is that if it came to all out war, Gt Britain is not capable of fighting Iran, they have a joined up military force, better weapons systems and a government who might be mad cunts but they are mad cunts who kept their eye on the defensive capability of their nation.
A pox on Labcon.
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Fully endorsed. True in all respects.
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What a superb summary of the situation, Sir L; outstanding cunting. But I’d add that until Bolton has persuaded Trump to start another foreign war on behalf of Saudi and Israel, we’re stuck with a waiting game and extreme disappointment. And not forgetting that our septic chums made most of this inevitable when Trump welshed on the enrichment deal, unilaterally, and for no apparent reason. The UK has a special problem here: do we, like the EU, stick to the deal, or crawl up Trump’s arse and support his sanctions on Iran as well as the EU’s on Syria?
We’re cunts. And they’re all cunts. In fact it’s getting pretty hard to find anyone who isn’t a cunt. Maybe someone should start ISN(ot)AC?
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Is that picture Phoebe Waller Cunt wondering how to include those Lezzing Eve characters into the next Bond film?…
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Extreme disappointment is, I assume, politics speak for “you are a bunch of pirate cunts”
Not having a capability to act as a world policeman hasnt stopped the UK from sticking its nose in wherever it likes.
The biggest joke is the Naz woman who is banged up in an Iranian jail, all the diplomatic pressure has made no difference, Iran see her as a Iranian citizen so dont give a fuck what the UK say or do.
Trump doesnt want any shit with Iran, as long as the Oil flows through the gulf to keep business flowing its fine, he is focused on the fighting the Democrats.
By attacking the Squad he has opened them up to the main stream media and like our man Corbyn other than the Squadanistas the rest of the USA think they are cunts, but Pelosi who also thinks they are cunts is now having to defend them.
The big issue of the Mexico border, AOC and her drinking out of toilets was actually the availabllity of potable water in toilet facilities, child separation isnt because the US are cunts its because in many cases the adults who are with the children cannot prove they are family members and trafficking is a major issue.
So We are fucked, just swap the Iranian tanker for the ones pirated by the revolutionary guard, kick out the Iranian ambassador, advise every UK citizen to get out Iran and leave the shit hole alone.
Extreme disappointment, I am indeed, time we had the mantra UK FIRST!
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Haven’t heard Cuntbyn condemn the Iranian piracy yet. Gallocunt is probably creaming his kecks over it.
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Here you go –
“The seizure of these vessels is unacceptable, and the tanker that remains under Iranian control must be released. Escalation risks a slide into an even deeper conflict. President Trump’s decision to tear up the Iran nuclear deal fuelled the risk of full-scale conflict. A negotiated reinstatement of the nuclear deal through the UN is essential to wind down tensions and defuse the threat of war in the Gulf.”
Though the MSM is more focussed on bringing Corbyn down than actually reporting what he says and does, so it may have been easy to miss.
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Have we not got a problem with the new destroyers, something to do with the engine heat exchange unit not working properly if the sea temp is high like in the gulf straits of umbango etc. Seems that when they get upset with the temp the ship shuts down, no electrical power all systems fucked. State of the art ship bobbing about like a plastic duck and about as useful till power restored. Remedy is to cut out a huge piece of hull and replace useless components with hopefully gear that works. This work will have to be carried out on all the ships in the class. When the ships perform as they are supposed to they are as good as any newer warship. The reason for this fuck up is of course the desire to cut costs and true to government form they end up spending millions more to solve a problem which would not have occurred in the first place if they had implemented the original solution for propulsion units. Cannot understand why our wanker leaders keep banging on about saving the taxpayer money when every thing they interfere with ends up costing taxpayers more. Thus Big Toms Whelk dredger is being provisioned and made ready to uphold the right of multiculturally crewed tankers sailing under the flag of some obscure country that allows crews to be treated like shit if so desired that have some tenuous connection to the UK
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Whelk Dredger…love it.
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On paper, there are 74 ‘active’ commissioned ships in the Royal Navy.
20 are major surface combatants :-
1 aircraft carrier (which British aircraft can’t land on because the MoD fucked the specs up, so we are having to buy US aircraft!)
6 guided missile destroyers, which are all in port being retro fitted with replacement engines – as correctly stated, they over-heat in the gulf region (engines built to run temperatures requested, but again the MoD fucked the specs up)
13 frigates, 70% of which are docked in Blighty, undergoing repairs or retrofit (the newest ship is 17, the oldest 28 years old).
10 nuclear-powered submarines (4 ballistic missile subs and 6 fleet subs).
2 amphibious transport ships
13 minesweepers
22 coastal patrol vessels (which can’t undertake long ocean voyages)
4 (unarmed) survey vessels
1 icebreaker
and 2 of our ‘active’ ships are historic warships; HMS Bristol is A 45 yr old ‘training’ ship & HMS Victory a dry docked museum which last saw action in 1805.
Royal Navy – 33,280 personnel
Royal Air Force – 33,840 personnel / 832 aircraft
British Army – 146,500 personnel
Iranian Navy – 18,000 personnel
Iranian Air Force – 37,000 personnel / 348 fighters
Iranian Army – 420,000 personnel
Iran only needs to send out a motorised fishing boat armed with a machine gun to successfully capture a tanker.
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I expect the mostly Indian crew on board wouldn’t notice the difference in living standards under the Iranians than living in their own country. Although I suspect most of the crew on board are living in the UK illegally and claiming benefits.
The solution to me is obvious, storm the ship, take it back into our control and back into international waters.
Any iranian revolutionary guard boat within 500 metres of this ship or any UK flag carrying ship is sunk on sight without warning.
Deport all Iranians from our shores, order all UK nationals out of Iran and then carpet bomb the fucking lot.
May I once borrow somebody else’s phrase for once – fuck em.
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What’s the point of nukes if you’re not going to use them? Iran serves no purpose, unlike other oil-rich mohamadian shitholes you can’t even buy petrol from them. Annihilate the cunts.
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Not very Christian of you MZ.
😂
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That’s OK. They’re not Christians..
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Isn’t it incredible how the left wing press blame this stand off on the US?
I’ve said before that in the interests of peace in the Middle East, the west, were they have chosen anywhere, should have chosen Iran to invade instead of Iraq.
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Saddam was planning to drop the dollar and trade oil in euros or another currency, Gadaffi was also moving the same way.
I’m not saying any wars or proxy wars were related to the above at all.
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Glad you didn’t say that, SV. The truth often hurts.
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Of course Bsc.
But Saddam said nasty things about George Dubbya’s daddy, so they had no choice but to invade. 😀
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Actually, the tanker was Iranian owned, and the oil came from a non-EU country. HMG had NO right to intercept. (The Americans – yes). I presume our politicos were too tied up in other things……!
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Probably silk, black rubber and vinyl.
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With an orange up the arse…
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Got back to this a bit late so for the avoidance orf doubt that lead in photo is reputedly orf a ship orf the desert being serviced from behind by Rory Stewart.
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