Dead Pool [134]

Posted on July 10, 2019 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Itchen Cunt who correctly predicted that This Country actor Michael Sleggs who played Suggs in the sitcom would be next to die aged only 33.

On to DeadPool 134:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve. Only comments on this thread will be valid. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.

My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):

Brendan Grace
Peter Sutcliffe
Vincent Lambert
David Gulpilil
Fernando Ricksen

67 thoughts on “Dead Pool [134]”

J R Cuntley on July 10, 2019 at 10:20 am said:

Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
Robert Wagner
James Randi
Jack Nicholson

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Duke of Cuntshire on July 10, 2019 at 10:28 am said:

Robert Mugabe
James Randi
Chuck Yeager
Buzz Aldrin
Jeremy Corbyn

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- Duke of Cuntshire on July 10, 2019 at 11:17 am said:
  
  Bloody hell, I wasn’t quick enough for James Randi.
  Change to Olivia de Havilland.
  
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Gutstick Japseye on July 10, 2019 at 10:28 am said:

Peter Sutcliffe
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Rose West
Katie Price

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- Gutstick Japseye on July 10, 2019 at 12:59 pm said:
  
  Axl Rose in for Sutcliffe.
  
  Every cunt wants a bit of the ripper as he’s been reported as being on his last legs.
  
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  - Mecha-rigsby on July 10, 2019 at 3:00 pm said:
    
    Yeh, was in the papers at the weekend, days or weeks left for our favourite hammer wielding prostitute hater.
    
    1
  - The cunt man of Alcatraz on July 10, 2019 at 10:09 pm said:
    
    Street cleaner was how our local vicar referred to him !!!
    Not in a sermon of course.
    
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MandroidZ on July 10, 2019 at 10:30 am said:

Joanna Lumley
James Corden
Liam Gallagher
Iggy Pop
Yoko Ono

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Freddie the Frog on July 10, 2019 at 10:34 am said:

Kirk Douglas
Pearl Carr
Jimmy Greaves
Nobby Stiles
Princess Markle, the bitch.

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Dick Fiddler on July 10, 2019 at 10:39 am said:

Matthew Festing (ex-Prince and Grand Master of The Sovereign Military Order of Malta)
Giovanna Ralli
lindsay Sandiford
Earl Cameron
Jeffrey Epstein

Good Shot, Itchen Cunt.

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- Cuntamus Prime on July 10, 2019 at 6:56 pm said:
  
  How do you think Epstein will go, falling on some bullets?
  
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  - Dick Fiddler on July 10, 2019 at 8:02 pm said:
    
    I just hope that the Cunt has time to drop Prince Andrew in the shite.
    
    1
Chas C Music on July 10, 2019 at 10:39 am said:

Ronnie Wood
Bill Wyman
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Vera Lynn

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Cuntstable Cuntbubble on July 10, 2019 at 10:42 am said:

Fuck me Shaun, I have actually heard of one of your nominees.

Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick (Gerry Dorsey)
Lyndsey Buckingham
Mick Fleetwood

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Mr Bastard on July 10, 2019 at 10:45 am said:

Hal Holbrook
John Carpenter
Dennis Waterman
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt

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Ruff Tuff Creampuff on July 10, 2019 at 10:51 am said:

Camilla Batmanjelly
Chris Williamson
Lord Heselcunt
Arthur Scargill
Sir John Major

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'Er indoors on July 10, 2019 at 10:54 am said:

Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Prince Philip
Prunella Scales
Val Kilmer

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Bluntspeaking unt on July 10, 2019 at 10:56 am said:

Vera Lynn
Bill odie
Shirley Williams
Duke of Edinburgh
Lord Owen

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- Bluntspeakingcunt on July 10, 2019 at 11:51 am said:
  
  Denis skinner to replace Vera Lynn
  Tim Brooke Taylor to replace Prince Philip
  
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  - Bluntspeakingcunt on July 10, 2019 at 11:55 am said:
    
    Ken Clarke to replace Denis Skinner
    
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Pedantic cunt on July 10, 2019 at 11:04 am said:

Javier Perez de Cuellar
Pierre Cardin
Stirling Moss
President Moduro of Venezuela
Honor Blackman

1
Deploy the Sausage on July 10, 2019 at 11:11 am said:

Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Josef fritzl
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne

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Paul Maskinback on July 10, 2019 at 11:12 am said:

Olivia Newton John
Michael Barratt
Geoffrey Palmer
Jet Black
Frank Windsor

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Dioclese on July 10, 2019 at 11:15 am said:

Mikhail Gorbachev
Roberta McCain
Tony Britton
Ed Asner
Vanessa Redgrave

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Jack The Cunter on July 10, 2019 at 11:18 am said:

Stanley Baxter
Dickie Davies
Bill Ward
Luke Rhinehart
John Astin
Bang on Itchen Cunt

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Liberal Liquidator on July 10, 2019 at 11:18 am said:

Raul Castro
Eileen Ash
Edwin Bramall
Anne Buydens
Margaret Tebbit

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Jack on July 10, 2019 at 11:19 am said:

Roger Whittaker
Tommy Steele
Imelda Marcos ( yes this cow is still with us)
Dickie Davies
Jim Lovel

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- Jack on July 10, 2019 at 11:06 pm said:
  
  Marsha Hunt for Davies
  
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Halloween Cunthook on July 10, 2019 at 11:21 am said:

It was Slugs not Suggs.

William Shatner.
Billy Idol.
Keith Richards.
Michael Douglas.
Rhonda Flemming.

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- Gary Baldê on July 10, 2019 at 11:50 am said:
  
  Wish it were Suggs, the coke headed bellend that he is
  
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Smells Fishy on July 10, 2019 at 11:27 am said:

Stevie Wonder
Rick Wakeman
Gordon Brown
Esther Ranzid
Keef Richards

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- Smells Fishy on July 10, 2019 at 11:28 am said:
  
  KR taken – will bring on Ron Atkinson off the bench
  
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Gary Baldê on July 10, 2019 at 11:49 am said:

The actor known as Rip Torn

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- Gary Baldê on July 10, 2019 at 11:52 am said:
  
  In addition to John Major, Suggs, Helen Mirren and Meryl Streep
  
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- MandroidZ on July 10, 2019 at 1:37 pm said:
  
  Rip Torn died yesterday.
  
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  - Gary Baldê on July 10, 2019 at 3:10 pm said:
    
    He snuffed it then, heard he was on the way out.
    
    Major already taken, gonna go for Bill Clinton
    
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Cunt’s Mate Cunt on July 10, 2019 at 11:50 am said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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Cunts n Roses on July 10, 2019 at 12:28 pm said:

Any cunt who was in Genesis apart from Peter Gabriel because he made them quite good.

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Itchen Cunt on July 10, 2019 at 12:46 pm said:

Get in that coffin you tart!
First deadpool win. Shame it was someone who I actually liked.

Paul Sinha
Sir Frank Williams
Larry the downing street cat (x9)
Robert Kubica
Tony Iommi

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Mince pie guy on July 10, 2019 at 12:53 pm said:

Richard Chamberlain
Stephen Fry
Derek Jacobi
Ian McKellen
George Takei

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- Freddie the Frog on July 10, 2019 at 5:18 pm said:
  
  Aren’t these all poofs?
  
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  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on July 10, 2019 at 5:32 pm said:
    
    MPG is hoping to cut down the competition.
    
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  - Mince pie guy on July 10, 2019 at 5:46 pm said:
    
    Always pick my own kind.
    It would be unfair not too.
    
    1
La Cuntessa Durera on July 10, 2019 at 12:54 pm said:

Mavis Staples
Ed ames
Shelly Duvall
Ned Beatty
Queen Sonja of Norway

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Cheearse on July 10, 2019 at 12:57 pm said:

Stuart Whitman
Ray reardon
Doug mountjoy

John noakes
Peter perves

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HBelindaHubbard on July 10, 2019 at 1:07 pm said:

Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaaaah Lumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim

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- HBelindaHubbard on July 10, 2019 at 1:12 pm said:
  
  Fuck me; I see some bugger’s pinched Plastic-Bumley.
  
  Please sub in Emma Twatson, an old “favourite.” Accident involving full-length mirror and a Doxy vibro.
  
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The cunt man of Alcatraz on July 10, 2019 at 1:14 pm said:

Sheila Mercier
Leonard Fenton
Stan Bowles
Chris Farlowe
Sir John Hall

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