Andrew Scott

Andrew Scott is a bit of a cunt, isn’t he?

If you don’t know this little prick’s face, you’ll certainly know his sneering voice and grinding Irish accent.

Who can forget his smug, irritating, starey-eyed Moriaty with sneery voice and grinding accent in Al Beeb’s Sherlock.

Who could fail to recollect his smug, irritating starey-eyed priest with sneery voice and grinding accent in Al Beeb’s overrated “comedy” Fleabag.

Now he’s in lefty Netflix vehicle Black Mirror scribed by toxic cunt Charlie Brooker (BBC, Guardian, Philomena Cunk, etc). He plays a taxi driver seeking revenge on a computer software programme. Unsurprisingly, he’s given the smug, irritating starey-eyed taxi-driver a sneery voice and grinding accent.

He speaks his lines as if he’s singing in E-minor. What’s with the stretched delivery of words and elongated final syllable? He enunciates like a moaning 12-year old girl asked to do the dishes.

Could it be that the most punchable man on tv, BeneNodick Cunterbaps is to be usurped by a rambunctious Oirish cunt with a sneery voice and grinding accent.

Limited talent, limited ability, limited height, hopefully a limited career.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

26 thoughts on “Andrew Scott

    • Stop shouting Mandroidz! Theyee all elderley and not up and at em like us dynamic young uns!
      Nicely cunted cap!
      Saw this guy but didnt know his name, sods law now every time turn telly on hes going to be on!

  1. I would fuck it senseless.

    Good morning.

    Oh, and plod lied to a district judge in order to get search warrants.

    What a fucking surprise.

    Carl Beach will be doing hand jobs for biscuits now…

    Hey fatty boom boom.

    • Some copper up before a enquiry about a woman who was murdered by a stalker in Brighton, copper said her constant whining to police constituted wasting police time, fined her £90
      Then stalker murdered her.
      Way to go closeau.

  2. Is he related to shouty Barry Scott, he of the Clit Bang ads?

    Perhaps his voice would also be more suited to ads. Perhaps he has a dazzling career awaiting voicing fanny pad adverts or taking over from Jenny Eclair voicing the product that relieves dry itchy twats?

    • Sorry Paul no, he is however the Bastard son of Terry Scott, fathered with a makeup girl on the set of the curlywurly adverts. True.

    • Why are so many actors poofters – even the straight ones seem a bit you-know-what.

      I see Jeremy Kemp who died last week and caused outrage back in the 60s in Z Cars when he slung his dinner at his wife (how unlike PC Dixon of the time) was also an iron. Now that really was a surprise to me as nhe was one of the few actors who didn’t seem limp wristed.

  3. I’ve still no idea who this cock-chomping bogtrotter is.
    However: if it looks like a cunt, talks like a cunt and acts like a cunt, it is normally…….
    A CUNT.

  4. Taxi driver, you say?
    Maybe a dirty goat-botherer will channel the spirit of Leslie Grantham and bump him off with a shot to the back of the head?

  5. I never understood the casting of Andrew Scott as Moriarty. Sherlock and Watson and most of the other characters at least bore some resemblance to the original characters but where in the Holmes Cannon does it say that Moriarty is Irish?

    Fuck off.

    • O god I’m a cunt. Moriarty is an Irish name. So I guess it’s excusable to play the character as a leprechaun. Though admittedly there’s not a begob or begorrah in the original.

      • Conan-Doyle was a bit Irish though, I think. That doesn’t excuse casting this irritating fop in Sherlock or anything else.
        Cunt.

  6. The only way I know this insignificant big trotting back door merchant is because he played a low level baddie in ‘Spectre’ 007 movie.

    If I remember correctly his fate is sealed by getting thrown off a building by 007 or one of his mates.
    Maybe a sign of things to come if the Peaceful ones get their filthy hands on the cunt?

  7. A bigger cunt than bent cuntbitbitch!!!

    Fuck me, must have fallen through a wormhole and not realised it

  8. Scott is a one trick cunt… In Sherlock he was like an Irish John Inman…. A criminal genius making poove jokes every other minute? What a fucking joke… Eric Porter was ace as Moriarty, but this mincing cunt? He was like a cross between Graham Norton and Prince Ludwig from Blackadder II….

    For extra helpings of cuntitude see Scott as Paul McCartney… Totally shite and overplayed… All ‘thumbs aloft’ nodding dog bollocks… Even the voice in those old Beatles cartoons was done better…

    • Never seen or heard of this cunt, which I’m thankful for if he’s that irritating. I know the feeling though, I refuse to watch anything which features Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke, Colin Farrell, Meryl Streep and a host of others. And why does every fucking film on tv star either Jason Statham or Denzil Washington? They must have made three thousand films between them.

      • I will not watch anything that features or involves Turkey neck Paltrow, Slagelina Jolie, Phoebe Waller Cunt, Miranda Horse, Todger Gaga, Denzel Washington, Cuntin Tarantino, Tom Cruise, John Revolting, Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, J Kunt Rowling, Keira Kuntley, Hairy Mulligan, or any of Spike Lee’s anti white shite…

  9. The only thing I have seen him in is ‘Spectre’ and I didn’t like him at all. I found his nasally, plummy English drone irritating in extremis.

    Couldn’t they find a damned authentic English actor to play the part? I mean he didn’t exactly have a lot to do in it, so why pick this annoying, Irish scrote?

    I’m glad he got lobbed off of the building towards the end. I would have done the same to myself if he was returning in the next Bond film………

  10. I can’t understand why this bloke has attracted such vitriolic comments.
    He’s not done any of us any harm.

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