I’d like to nominate ‘woke’ friends.
People you could once count on for a laugh or common sense who have since turned unto virtue signalling male feminist types since college and seem to spend more time sliming around gullible middle-class students and refuse to grow up and maintain friends with adults in work.
Perhaps it’s the desire to be seen as older and wiser by college students, but they just turn into hipster cunts in the eyes of anyone over 35. This is a common phenomenon with teachers and others who work with teenagers and undergraduates; the tragic desire to keep dying their hair and go drinking in student bars/pubs/clubs so they can get the latest left wing opinion from half-wits.
They might join you in mocking the SJWs in your company, but a quick look at the flakebook profile gives the game away; the hipster/boho cunt photo, Refugees welcome, Diversity is our Strength, feminist ally, save the planet and all sorts of signs of Trump Derangement Syndrome, as well as as scores of blue haired and top-knot wearing window licking vegans wearing glasses and po-faced, anal retentive expressions in their own profiles,as if to say ‘I have a BA from De Montfort and you should take my opinions as fact’.
They will eventually distance themselves from the adult rational world and ‘call you out for your shitty opinions’ because they are disgusted and embarrassed by your sexism/racism/bigotry, all of which they have inferred from your support of a diverse range of views from people of all creeds and genders who won’t fall into line with the BBC/Huffpost/Twitterati worldview.
They are all ‘shitty people’ and your woke friend would be embarrassed to introduce you his little Japanese-American student friend, a mermaid goth Lolita who is taking feminist philosophy and also tried taking her own life.
‘I’m sure I’d be missing out, particulary the seppoku part.’
Blocked.
Nominated by Cuntamus Prime
I’ve distanced myself from anyone who extols hard left virtues, or has repeatedly ranted about Brexit or Trump voters.
Absolutely no great loss.
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I recently lurked onto the facebook profile of a lad who I knew years ago. He now lives in Brighton,spouts long-winded condescending anti-Trump,anti-Brexit posts and describes himself thus….”Maverick Career Coach, Talent Strategist, Writer, Wild-Swimmer, Master Networker, Nomad-Northumbrian.”
I’m glad that I bullied the Cunt while I had the chance.
Fuck Off.
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Give us his address and we can all go kick fuck out of him.
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Spoken like a proper Constable, Constable.
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And when he wakes up from his nightly wet dream he trots off to Tesco’s to stack shelves!
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Thank you for your service..
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I dont gave any woke friends, all my friends are deplorables and I’m very glad about that.
“There is nothing worse than an old infant”…. Jordan Petersen.
I can understand how young naive idiots get suckered into this toss as they are desperate to fit in, and many are still too wet to form their own identity and opinions, but once you’re into your mid 20’s you should’ve grown out of all this bollocks and stopped believing what your told by the media and other assorted twats.
These cunts need to grow grow the hell up….
And they also need to realise that once you hit 30, you’re not cool anymore. You’re not “hip” or “down with the kids”, you’re just a twat, laughed at by everyone your own age and older.
Nothing sadder that a 30 or 40 year old that still thinks he’s “cool”.
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Nah have to disagree Sausage,look at Keef Richards,the cunt must be pushing 90 and I at least still “dig” him and think he’s cool,though not as cool as William S. Burroughs who was still shooting up heroin with the kids in his 80s
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Nowt wrong with dirty old men sniffing around young women,as long as the girls are over 18 and enjoy having dirty old men sniffing around em, like the great Sid James said when he was criticised for chasing young skirt and told to go after women closer to his age
“Have you seen what women my age look like?”
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They’re fair game at 16 in this country.
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If theres grass on the pitch its playable 😉
Another old fave from when I was a much younger man – old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher 😉
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This is why prostitution will never die. I think if it was legalized, women would be trying to make money from any sexual encounter, and men would try and become informal pimps, essentially resulting in a sex tax…
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‘They’re fair game at 16 in this country’
Not true. If you’re significantly older than them, and/or in a position of power or responsibility over them then it’s 18.
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Why the fuck does anybody give Jordan Peterson a voice ?
He mutters a load of old wank and never gets to the point.
He’s a pompous self important Knob out 👎
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The youth or many of them are becoming more conservative, these cunts could find themselves left behind over the next few years, in their mid 40’s they will be isolated and alone.
Women don’t like pussy men in general, current research has found the main consumers of violent or rape porn to be women. These cucks will be left to woMEN who will use them like the bitches they are. Ideology v Nature, sooner or later nature wins.
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Have not gave…. I fucking read that back to check it too. …must be the beer. Or my feeble brain.
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Todays Any Questions? Dimblebore’s last, included three “cool ” friends Chris Patten, David Blunkett and Penny Toynbee, all Remainers to a man (including the bearded lady Toynbee) and Amanda Patell one Brexiteer. Blunky, Patten and Toynbee agreed with each other on everything.
Dimblebore gave a five minute speech at the end. The audience loved it.
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I thought Fat Pang had carked…but maybe he just smells a bit iffy, like Clarke, Heselcunt et al.
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About time Dimblecunt stepped down. He and his tiresome brother are nothing compared to their father Richard.
Regarding a replacement, Ed Stourton has presented it a few times and he was reasonably good, but I suppose the next permanent presenter will be a lefty woman. Even more reason not to listen to it anymore, especially if it’s Maitlis or Hussein.
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Racist, sexist bigot, thank God I havent been converted!
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That guy in the picture just looks a cynical cunt to me. He doesn’t look as though he means it, he’s hoping that his ’empathy’ will get him more pussy.
Yet another great bit of cunting. They just keep on coming.
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He’s obviously trying to get laid…
Fucking idiot will get “friend zoned” at the first glance.
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But before he asks a girl out he ask to get his clipboard out and go through the tick-box routine:-
do you mind me dating you?
I have great respect for women
I am not telling you what to do.
I am liberal
I love multiculturalism
I will pay for everything
I am humbled for being just a mere man
please discuss with your friends whether I am up to your standards
You are a strong woman
etc
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The twat in the picture looks like Russell Brand after a much needed trim…
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That twat in the picture will get to chat with the girls all night and even be allowed to watch them get changed/ do makeup etc.
Then a beer swilling Trump supporter will shag her silly at the end of the evening.
I could be wrong mind.
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I’m in with a chance then!
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I woke up on Tuesday morning to a blow job.
I won’t fall asleep on the tube again with my mouth open….
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Krav’s just been waiting for his opportunity.
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This goes hand in glove with corporate wokewashing. It’s the thing to do! Fuck that, and any Cuntbook/social media activists, right or left wing. It’s all attentionwhoring. Do good by your own conscience and STFU.
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SJW cunts.
Fuck is them all.
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Lucky for me, most of my friends and family are ‘fast asleep’ as in, not woke at all. The odd one or two are a bit pc, but in a nineties way, not the retarded nonsense of today. Although I tend to keep any controversial opinions to myself in the company of others, a prudent course of action if you enjoy your liberty, your wage, and the occasional blowjob, in the right company I make Alf Garnet look like Owen Jones.
However, I struggle to keep pace with what’s acceptable to blurt out in the workplace, where I just about get away with it. I tell them I feel like it’s the opposite of the Life on Mars series, where I went to sleep in the 70s and wake up now, confused at how different everything is.
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These woke “friends” are the main reason I deleted my Fakebook account.
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Same here. A lot of the “counterculture” twats I knew from the pub and music gigs etc, who seemed like fun folk through a drugs and alcohol induced fuzziness, were constantly posting liberal bollocks and showing pictures of themselves posing smugly in their Yurts to the point that I either had to blow farcebook out or start making actual enemies out of them.
And this was before the Tango Man became the POTUS
(and just after the EU Referendum).
Hippy cunts…
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