Can we cunt the Birthday Honours again please?
I’ve woken up this morning to hear that the wretched head of the CBI and project fear wench, Carolyn Fairbairn, has been given a damehood.
Is this why Merry-terri’s locked herself in the bunker at number 10 until now?
Since the likes of saville, these “honours” have been a fucking joke. Giving this damp gilf a damehood takes the piss. Why the hell would you put that moaning cunt in the hol?
Utter bunch of moronic cunts.
Bring on the revolution, we fucking need one.
Nominated by Blimpo
The Honours System is a joke.
Lester Piggott was stripped of his O.B.E for tax-evasion in ’85, nowadays the floating pension-fund black-hole Sir Philip Green continues to bob merrily around on his luxury yacht.
I hope the Cunt and his revolting family hit an old Second World War mine and his fucking ocean-going gin-palace goes down with all Hands.
Fuck him.
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I knew a bloke who got a B.E.M. for the services to the local community or some such shite.
He was a Twat.
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Too true, most people that get AO’s are either sheltered academics, generals put out to pasture or whiney social climbing cretins that are favoured by whichever party is in power. They all wear a lapel pin to help people identify them as a smug self entitled prat.
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You forgot party donors.
Most recipients as far as I can see, get their awards for making a name for themselves or making a pile of money or both. Virtue remains its own reward and does not get to meet the Queen.
Green, knighted for services to the retail industry (ie his own business) is a good example. His income appears to be offshored to his wife’s account, and his entire group, Arcadia, looks as if it’s hit the same skids as BHS did, and for similar reasons. His last-ditch attempt to save it from administration involves putting £25M into the pension fund. Big deal. Who left the pension fund short in the first place, eh, Phil?
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nah.. no sea mines for fatty phil green.
I hope 97 migrants floating on a life raft, drift across phil’s yacht in the middle of the night. Take over the luxury pleasure-cruiser and dump greasy green, overboard
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So deserving because she really is a brilliant actress-I mean her performances in those ’emergency appeals’, the ‘method acting’ she employs as an aid worker in T-shirt, capturing that worn-out-with-work look -the earnest pleading in her voice is truly awe inspiring. She has taken virtual signallling to the highest level of art. Well done Olivia.
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The honours list should have been scrapped for celebrity cunts, after the death of mucky jimmy saville.
He’d been getting away with it for years, the establishment turned a blind eye to it, which I think makes them complicit in kiddie fiddling.
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That fucking old baggage,Esther Rantzen, certainly knew. Hypocritical old bitch banging on about Child Line for kids in danger while standing back and letting Sir Jimmy go about his business.
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Is the old hoover bag still continuing to suck up O2 ? Bloody hell. She must be waiting for her second telegram from the Queen.
Maybe we could charter a bus, and go and kick her in the cunt.
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They all knew. In 1967 I was sent off to boarding school, obviously not as smart as where you were educated Mr. Fiddler, but quite upmarket and situated near Elstree studios. Us new boys were warned about Jimmy Saville by our housemaster. He drove a purple R-R Silver Shadow.
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All these so called Celebs who win honours are definitely Cunts, ‘for services to.’…..you must be fucking joking.They have been paid beyond our dreams for their so called jobs and deserve fuck all in the way of honours.
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Did I hear correctly that smby called “Bear Grillis” got one? Fuck knows who he is but sounds like some sick cartoon character.
I ignore this crap now, outdated institution that should have consigned to the dustbin years ago, whoever abolishes the Royal parasites at the next election gets my vote.
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Apparently he’s something to do with the Boy Scouts. Please draw no conclusions from that.
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Honours lost all credibility when iron pop singers like Elton John and Cliff Richard starting getting them
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What a hero Meghan Markel s though for braving her post-natal illness or fatigue which conveniently incapacitated her from seeing the Donald. What a star. What a guidance to us plebs.
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Has she been honoured for the fight against climate change and austerity? Leading the way by chartering a private jet to New York for a $300,000 baby shower, gawd bless er, she’s one of us, aint she?
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Austerity…we are all in it together.
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Everyone is equal, but some are more equal than others.
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That fucking breeding machine has only been a “Royal” for five minutes and she is already the biggest cunt and scrounger of the lot of them. If the boy Hewitt had any balls he’d put her in her place, the pasty faced ginger wanker.
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Maybe there’ll be a final glimpse of her heading into a tunnel, in the back of an erratically driven Mercedes…
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Or even an “ethnically” driven Mercedes…
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Anyone who rejects one of these pathetic baubles has character, as most of those with titles seem to be corrupt cunts with a fondness for children.
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I never thought I’d ever say this but the harpy Yasmin Alibhai-Brown has my respect for refusing an MBE in 2006. Although what the fuck she got it for is anyone’s guess.
She said:-
“The Honours system sucks and we should start again, devise a fair and independent new method to annually acclaim exceptional citizens for their contribution to the nation, not to overweening political parties or the semi-skilled, dysfunctional Windsors.”
However, the best reason for refusing an honour was JG Ballard who refused a CBE in 2003, saying “There’s all that bowing and scraping and mummery at the palace.
It’s the whole climate of deference to the monarch and everything else it represents.”
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Don’t talk to me about that spud faced, know-it-all, fucking whinging shit stain – she makes my piss boil !
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A cunting I was just about to offer up myself.
These ‘Honours’ are bloody pathetic. They give an OBE to Bear fucking Grylls and for what exactly? For pissing around like a caveman, building fires in random jungles and eating stick insects and suchlike and being ‘Head Scout’ (because he is privileged enough not to have to actually WORK for a living.)
What a farce.
Millions of worthy people out there who quietly beaver away, helping their communities and the most needy in society and they give Olivia fucking Colman a CBE just because she won an Oscar and has played the Queen.
Well Whoop-de-fucking-doo, what a stellar achievement.
The limit for me was when they gave a Knighthood to Prick Jagger, he who has done more drugs than Boots and has evaded tax for decades. Plus, he is a shit singer and dancer and always has been…..so naturally, let’s give him an honour.
CUNTERY.
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The ‘celebrities’ you can understand as the vacuous cunts hoover up awards like Michael Gove snorting coke in a pub toilet, its the likes of Clegg or Cable who have built a career on supposedly fighting injustice and privilege.
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I hope that they wait until we have Queen Kate before they give me my Knighthood. When I kneel down to be tapped on the shoulder,I’d prefer to peek up Kate’s skirt and see her nicely trimmed,if rather loose,fanny rather than Queen Elizabeth’s crusty old lobster-pot winking back at me.
Fuck Off.
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You should be sent to the tower for that disgraceful and treasonous remark.
That’s the Tower of London not Blackpool Tower you revolting pleb.
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By the time Mr Fiddler gets his knighthood he’ll be so old if he goes down on one knee he won’t be able to get back up again.
“Arise Sir Richard……….”
“Ooooh my fucking back……..it’s fucking killing me Your Maj.”
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Good old, Queen Lil, still doing everything to destroy the country and reward the most destructive elements that reside within it.The old scab signed the Maastricht Treaty and the Lisbon Treaty. She stands idle as her supposed Armed Forces get destroyed right under her nose. She’s watched all the industries get shipped to Communist China over the years. Good old, Queen Lil. Compare the ciountry now, to when she came onto the throne, utter, wholesale desruction by the Communist Nation Wreckers. Good old, Queen Lil.
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OOOOh ! I wanted to post but I think I got it wrong? I thought birthday honours was the annual shag ?
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https://www.elviscostello.com/?fbclid=IwAR0FNqbpr3K01bKhf16DrL172dbOElCE96vUkiiHO_LPEiIcblILVCgVDTc#!/news/298460
Is it me, or has Elvis Costello confirmed himself as a bit of a hypocritical cunt? Looks like someone trying to justify himself- to himself.
Couldn’t even accept the honour without a graceless dig at Trump. Wanker.
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What an absolute up his own arse fucking wanker. You lick the Establishment arse so we all know what you are cunt. Don’t try and justify it with references to your dear old Mum.
Oh by the way, there was no conscription in 1914 so nobody forced your relatives to join up you cuntbag.
What a fucking bullshitter.
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Seconded and thirded.
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That IRA excusing, Pali-cock-gobbling cunt should’ve got a CBE CUNT of the British Empire.
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Went out to a nice restaurant on my last birthday and on the way back I pulled into a lay-by and fucked the wife. Was a bit uncomfortable, should’ve dropped her parents off first….
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