Philip Hammond (10)

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It’s been a while, so let’s cunt Phillip Hammond again because… Well, it’s Phillip Hammond and he’s a cunt.

However, my reason for nominating him now is because, thanks to the imminent demise of May’s less than stellar premiership, he’s being more than his usual, remainiac cunty self.

According to lefty shit stain rag, The Guardian, Hammond is planning to try and force May’s shitty withdrawal deal through parliament yet again (where it will hopefully, finally die its last fucking death). His words to try and sway Tory MPs?

“Let me remind them: the 2016 leave campaign was clear that we would leave with a deal.”

Unfortunately, it seems Spreadshit Phil is the one who’s has had a lapse in memory, so let me just remind him – the question asked in the referendum, both before campaigning, during campaigning, and on the fucking ballot paper itself, was: Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?

Nothing on that ballot paper said anything having to have a deal in place, and certainly nothing about the rancid piece of dogshit May keeps trying to pass off as Brexit, when even Stevie Wonder can see it’s anything but.

The answer was a simple yes/no; and despite incompetent wankpuffins like Hammond thinking we returned the wrong answer, the majority of voters said “no”. Why is it so fucking hard for May, Hammond, The Guardian, Blair et al to grasp that? Just fucking leave already, you fucking cunts! And take that useless waste of jism Hammond with you. Christ, I wish his mother had insisted on anal the night he was conceived.

Nominated by Le Cunt Noir

52 thoughts on “Philip Hammond (10)”

    • Because they really want the top job but everyone knows the party wouldn’t get elected if they were in charge.
      eg Brown, Ozzie and this cunt Hammond. All vote losers.

      • Hammond looks as if he missed his vocation. He looks so smug and cunty he should have run his own West End nightclub, where each night in his frilly shirt, bow-tie and cummerbund he would have introduced the strippers and *introduced* his Middle Eastern *business associates* to their charms offstage. Then after midnight count the evenings takings.

        He looks as seedy as a ponce in a Turkish pissoir.

      • Because at heart they are all fucking accountants who know the cost of everything but the value of nothing. That is why whenever the finance director takes over a company it is a sure sign it will end up down shit Street.

  2. These cunts don’t really care one way or the other; as far as they’re concerned they’ll end up in the HoL or some corporate directorship bollocks on £60,0000 for a 2 day week. Topped up with the lucrative lecture circuit at £5,000 a pop for slagging off all your former mates on the Front Bench.

  3. Hammond is a wankstain on the fabric of our society.

    Just for his refusal to prepare for no deal he needs to be strung up by his gonads and left to rot.

    Cunt.

  4. I remember that photo. Somebody has just said……..”and of course we will be leaving the EU on March 29th.”

  5. His mother DID insist on anal the night he was concieved.
    He is the result- a slippery turd.
    And also a gargantuan fuckwitted cunt, to boot.

    Get fucked.

    • You beat me to it, C.
      I was on the point of saying that there is most definitely sometnong of the anus about Hammong.

      Another one of the fiscal fuckwits, along with Cannuck Carnal and Gideon.

  6. The anti-Trump shitcunt from yesterday has been identified. Please see the nomination page for further info.

    • Its the cunts like this that give the NHS and academia a bad reputation for being militant, already top-heavy with Corbynista lemmings.

    • Indeed Empire.

      Fucking piece of shit cunt.

      I had a look on ‘tinterweb and found she works or worked at Hammersmith Hospital.

      I’m genuinely minded to take a few days off and get myself down there in the hope I can run into the cake infused bastard bitch.

      I get the feeling you share my utter contempt and hatred for this slag.

      Fuck me if ever anyone deserved a piece of its own medicine.

      • I wonder if she’ll get fired for gross misconduct? (gross being the operative word!)

        But I suppose she’ll get some soft sentence because she’s an oppressed wimminz; had it been a white bloke he would have been sacked of course

      • I’d get sacked from my job if that was me doing that…..and I’m not employed by a taxpayer-funded body.
        Mind you, any self-respecting employer would.ve sacked her ages ago just for being a massive greasy fat cunt.

  7. Nice one Empire. I hear the fat bitch is shitting herself, apologising left, right and centre and hiding away like the pathetic coward she is.

    • aye and heres a thought , she is employed through her own company to the NHS……so basically a private contractor under a privitisation clause ? some fucking justice warrior eh ?

      • Oh deary me.

        Looks like someone’s started a parliamentary petition to get this fucking bitch cunt sacked.

        Fucking brilliant.

        Absolutely fucking brilliant.

        I hope she fucking rots.

      • Just like the triple millionaire Jeremy Corbyn.
        Cunts of a feather etc. etc.
        Get to fuck.

  8. Yes, it’s definitely a lapse in his memory. That’s a good thing. It could be the beginning of him losing what few marbles he has. Judging by the photo he looks to be well on the way down Alzheimer’s Avenue. I’d like to be a fly on the wall of the NHS care home where his Somalian carer, ignoring his piss soaked bed and shit filled pants, rifles through his bedside locker looking for his wallet and gold wristwatch and gives him a good kicking when she can’t find them. So enriching. So well-deserved. So 21st Century Britain.

    • I think you mean his gold plated private nursing home, don’t you Fimbs?

  9. Fuck me, that is one seriously objectionable, corpulent gob on a space-hopper.

    What is it with the Left that seemingly prevents them from engaging in calm and rational debate? I blame it on a major fault in the brain wiring.

    A NHS worker no less. Probably an admin desk jockey whose desk drawer is generously stocked with Mars Bars.

    A cunt no less.

  10. A horrible, wheezing weakling, presumably tortured daily in whichever private school he attended. The Devil take his Remainer opinions. Where are all the MPs with any courage? This scrofulous skeleton probably has a scrotum like two peas in clingfilm.

  11. The Church is soft as fuck as well… Allowing gay Vicars? Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to go against what the Bible (the foundation of Christianity) says and allow a gay/lesbian to have such a role…a liberal cunt that’s who, and why would a gay/lesbian want a role in the Church when the word in the Bible says what they practice or would like to practice is a sin. Madness.
    Fuck off.
    We need Longshanks back to go on a Holy Crusade. The Church and the Templars were proper gangsters and didn’t fuck abaaaaaht back in those days.
    Maybe I should become leader of the Church and kick some ass.
    Go fuck yourself.
    The cunts.

  12. I believe his mother did encourage his father up Cadbury Road , and this turd is the result.

    • I haven’t got a compost bin so i’d have to put him in yours. Then I would piss and shit on him. We’re not allowed bonfires round here so i’d have to burn the cunt in your garden if you don’t mind?

      • You can burn him in mine. There’d be no smoke because the cunt has no substance.

  14. Excuse the change of subject but I’m about to blow a blood vessel. Just discovered that fuckin’ bastard the Irish tea shop is attending the D day landings commemoration. What a fuckin hypocritical twat coming from a country that remained neutral and persecuted the 140,000 or so brave Irish men that fought in the war. Where do these fuckers get the gall? (Reach for another BP tablet)

    • That Goldman Sachs glove puppet and granny fucker will also be there. Don’t expect him to be grateful though. I’m surprised he can tear himself away from licking Merkel’s front and rear bottoms.

  15. Off topic,but…
    The left throw milkshakes at war veterans and politicians.They then defend their actions.

    When a woman bursts the Trump inflatable they go bananas!

    Excellent footage.

    Leftie cunts.

    • Just watched that. Fucking brilliant! The old libtards weren’t happy were they?
      Noticed the coppers were very quick to arrest her.
      Cunts.

      • Simply delicious to see the SJW’s foaming at the mouth after the white on orange stabbing.

      • Thought you might be interested in a mini poll on one of the survey sites I’m on:

        US President Trump is currently on a 3-day state visit to the UK, one of only 113 hosted by the Queen since becoming monarch in 1952. Do you agree with the government’s decision to host him?

        Yes, it’s an important gesture of diplomacy to further national interests – 39%
        No, he represents the opposite of everything the UK should stand for – 30%
        It depends on what the UK would gain from this visit – 21%
        I don’t have an opinion – 10%

      • Amazing. The police only seem to get heavy handed when against whites, usually Pro Brexit supporters. Or single white women.

        Never against Peacefuls, Eastern Europeans or Pikeys.

        Wonder why that is?

  16. Hammond has the same sinister sickly grin as Adolf Eichmann. Another dull fascist bureaucrat who thought he could get away with doing what he liked until nemesis caught up with him. Alas there’s no chance of Hammond being carted off to Tel Aviv to do the Tyburn jig (after a fair trial of course). I suppose we’ll have to settle for him being fucked off to the back benches and hopefully voted out at the next election. Multiple city directorships no doubt await the deskbound Nazi cunt.

    • I’ve never understood how clueless cunts like this get well-paid in the private sector, what’s in it for the company? I wouldn’t trust the fucker to put the bin out.

  17. Such an eloquent nomination, perfectly punctuated with the sweary derision that Hammond the Undertaker deserves.

    • Bloody hell Cunto that’s perfect. He really has the demeanour of a fucking pallbearer.

  18. Scrawny fuckin pencil neck, I bet Alan Carr could knock him out with a bitch slap, the only party he should be involved in should be a pool party at Barrymore’s, ending up at the bottom of the deep end with an arsehole like a wind sock.!

  19. Exceptional cunting that should be read out in Parliament live on TV.

    The cuntseratives should just hand over the keys to no 10 to the muppet show formerly known as the Labour Party.

    Too busy infighting to see how far they are dragging this country down.

    I thought nothing in this country could enable the shit show Labour Party to persuade enough people to vote them into power but fuck me the tories are going to do it.

  20. I HATE this UTTER piece of subhuman excrement with a passion. Who the hell does he think he is? What does the cunt see when he preens himself in a mirror?
    I’m not a violent man but I would gladly apply his make-up with a 2lb club hammer and pour a bowl of Flabbot/Corbyn felch juice into the wound.
    I really really hope that the cunt reads this.

    • My feelings also Cuntator. A really nasty cunt who clearly despises democracy and will do anything to thwart Brexit.

      As a fairly impatient person would love to see him get his much deserved comeuppance sooner rather than later

      • Fat cunt looks like shes had too much crisps chips and ice cream tho i’m perplexed why anyone would go out of there way to support backstabbing trump cuckservatives and republicucks conserve absolutely nothing

  22. At least hammond opposed same sex marriage but if hes another conservative disguised as a eu loving remanier then he can get fucked in the ass by a broom, by the bristle hairend first and suck junckers tiny 1 inch mirco cock while mama merkel watches

  23. Ain’t it funny how they got rid of one of their only true remaining conservatives, Gavin Williamson, on some trumped up bollocks. And how low-key that was all played out. Ahead of Mavis’s abdication no less. And then post-EU election landslide victory, within days we had Bojo the brush, as flawed as he is, being character assassinated on some trumped up corruption charges.

    Talk about Russian collusion. Talk about the red fist up the arses of patriots! The sooner someone puts a bullet in Soros’s head, and rounds up and imprisons his global network of Sorostitutes, the better the world will become.

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